How would you describe your country without saying the name?
By - BranchOwn540
Oi / Olá*
Yes it is
Typical answer is US I'm guessing Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico
Short shorts but for men
Democratic republic of cargo shorts
This is a good one
Beer, chocolat and governments
Guns, prisons, and Jesus
Oh yah, nailed it ya did.
Tbh it's the Jesus.
O Cristo Redentor immediately popped in my mind
Oh, I'm sorry. It's not Brazil. But I do like that statue.
Oh that one flew RIGHT over my head lmao
I have no clue then
It's the US.
... I appear to be missing a piece of the information. Why prisons? I get the guns, (mostly) the Jesus... But prisons?
The US has the highest per capita incarceration rate in the world. We have 639 incarcerated people per 100,000 people.
The more you know!
TIL, thank you kind stranger! Have a nice day. Or rather a nice night given the hour
You best be right with your Jesus boy
He built my hot rod and he's muh copilot.
Nah that's from a movie
Oh! LOL! I don't watch many movies. Which one?
It's Boondock Saints
America, UK, Mexico?
Beer Sausage and Cars
Hows it going Germany
Tea, crumpets, harry potter London..do I need ot say more..?
I like the way the guy in the movie Snatch said it: Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins, London!
Cold, oil, rich, strong social democracy.
Another day in Russia Comrad
Actually norway, but I see the connection
Some orange guy was president for a while
Sectarian civil war and paramilitaries in a first world country. And golf
I know it's in the Middle East
You would be wrong
Well, I guess I am lol!
It’s northern ireland
Wow I was waay off damn!
War, corruption, worst neighbors ever, but u can ski and swim on the same in March
Queuing, tea and the queen
What's up UK
Tax haven, famous with tourists for weed, bikes, windmills and its golden age funded by colonialism and slavery
Oh that's the Netherlands
Tax haven though? Didn't know that
Learn something new every day ;) It's mostly a corporate tax haven though, I'd definitely go elsewhere with private wealth.
Ah, right. Dummy companies and stuff
Well, TIL. Thank you, kind stranger. Enjoy the tulips!
Vast, varied, and fractured.
This one's got me stumped. Vast has me thinking Russia though
Oh, show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
Honestly, Russia, China, the US, and Canada would fit, wouldn’t it? Well, except the fractured part. That seems to be a distinctly American problem, I’m afraid.
Capitalistic hubris and a bloated military budget that could be better spent making sure its citizens aren’t sleeping on the street or dying to gang violence
Well good morning US
Explosive trees and forest cities
If you’re a princess think damn twice before running away.
We've been Bad, but now we're good. We're coming into your neighborhood
I wanna say Tush so bad lol!
We got cheese, windmills and wooden shoes
Have no freaking clue why I said Sweden, Holland ) Actually work with a Dutch guy - how do you guys stay so happy all the time and don't say wooden shoes lol!
Obesity, “Fake” Equality, horrible beauty standards. Lazy
Horrible reputation but I’m here and meh it’s not bad
Kangoroos and Mountains
G'day mate in Australia
Broad stripes and bright stars
We have no official language
Damn it, buddy, do you even realize that you've singled out several countries at once?
Post-Thatcher, Post-Imperialist wasteland with a few nice green bits up north.
Red torii gates
Bingo but before here I was from the land of the Wild West
Och aye the noo.
A damn dictator and a dried-up corpse in the capital.