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How would you describe your country without saying the name?

How would you describe your country without saying the name?

chung_ha_

Samba


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Hola Brazil


beckydr123

Oi / Olá*


PositionOk8167

Baguette


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

So France


PositionOk8167

Yes it is


ActSlow

Baseball


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Typical answer is US I'm guessing Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico


[deleted]

Short shorts but for men


Btinsley089

Democratic republic of cargo shorts


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

This is a good one


ikvindhelemaaalmooi

Beer, chocolat and governments


MUGEN120

Belgium


QuokkaNerd

Guns, prisons, and Jesus


PositionOk8167

Brasil, inn'it?


QuokkaNerd

Oh yah, nailed it ya did.


PositionOk8167

Tbh it's the Jesus. O Cristo Redentor immediately popped in my mind


QuokkaNerd

Oh, I'm sorry. It's not Brazil. But I do like that statue.


PositionOk8167

Oh that one flew RIGHT over my head lmao I have no clue then


QuokkaNerd

It's the US.


PositionOk8167

... I appear to be missing a piece of the information. Why prisons? I get the guns, (mostly) the Jesus... But prisons?


QuokkaNerd

The US has the highest per capita incarceration rate in the world. We have 639 incarcerated people per 100,000 people.


PositionOk8167

The more you know! TIL, thank you kind stranger! Have a nice day. Or rather a nice night given the hour


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

You best be right with your Jesus boy


QuokkaNerd

He built my hot rod and he's muh copilot.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Nah that's from a movie


QuokkaNerd

Oh! LOL! I don't watch many movies. Which one?


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

It's Boondock Saints


TylaMills

Obesity


BranchOwn540

America, UK, Mexico?


OoSkyy

Beer Sausage and Cars


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Hows it going Germany


Lightningfighter022

Tea, crumpets, harry potter London..do I need ot say more..?


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

I like the way the guy in the movie Snatch said it: Fish, chips, cup-o-tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins, London!


000stoic

Cold, oil, rich, strong social democracy.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Another day in Russia Comrad


000stoic

Actually norway, but I see the connection


KAMI_NO_SAKURA

Some orange guy was president for a while


Btinsley089

Sectarian civil war and paramilitaries in a first world country. And golf


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

I know it's in the Middle East


Btinsley089

You would be wrong


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Well, I guess I am lol!


Btinsley089

It’s northern ireland


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Wow I was waay off damn!


Fawzihawasli

War, corruption, worst neighbors ever, but u can ski and swim on the same in March


mrswordhold

Bloody twats


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

UK


Mysterious_Orchid147

Queuing, tea and the queen


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

What's up UK


Numinac

Tax haven, famous with tourists for weed, bikes, windmills and its golden age funded by colonialism and slavery


PositionOk8167

Oh that's the Netherlands Tax haven though? Didn't know that


Numinac

Learn something new every day ;) It's mostly a corporate tax haven though, I'd definitely go elsewhere with private wealth.


PositionOk8167

Ah, right. Dummy companies and stuff Well, TIL. Thank you, kind stranger. Enjoy the tulips!


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Numinac

Nope


[deleted]

Vast, varied, and fractured.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

This one's got me stumped. Vast has me thinking Russia though


kozlos1987

Mby USSR


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Oh, show me 'round your snow-peaked mountains way down south Take me to your daddy's farm Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out Come and keep your comrade warm


[deleted]

Honestly, Russia, China, the US, and Canada would fit, wouldn’t it? Well, except the fractured part. That seems to be a distinctly American problem, I’m afraid.


PoopBandit420

Capitalistic hubris and a bloated military budget that could be better spent making sure its citizens aren’t sleeping on the street or dying to gang violence


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Well good morning US


Drachenschnuppe

Explosive trees and forest cities


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Austria


Drachenschnuppe

👏👏


burner12420

If you’re a princess think damn twice before running away.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Dubai?


Effisax

We've been Bad, but now we're good. We're coming into your neighborhood


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

I wanna say Tush so bad lol!


MelteyReddit

We got cheese, windmills and wooden shoes


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Sweden


MelteyReddit

nah


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Have no freaking clue why I said Sweden, Holland ) Actually work with a Dutch guy - how do you guys stay so happy all the time and don't say wooden shoes lol!


MelteyReddit

🎉🎉👏👏


kozlos1987

Switzerland


Luotto

Torille


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Finland


MangoJefferson

1MDB


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Malaysia


Dn_Denn

Stroopwafel.


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

Netherlands


Sierra532

Obesity, “Fake” Equality, horrible beauty standards. Lazy


BranchOwn540

America?


AlgaeWafers

Hamburgers


TheQueensLoyalFool

Horrible reputation but I’m here and meh it’s not bad


[deleted]

conscientiousness


[deleted]

Kangoroos and Mountains


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

G'day mate in Australia


[deleted]

Broad stripes and bright stars


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

We have no official language


SadRussian_

Damn it, buddy, do you even realize that you've singled out several countries at once?


Damo0378

Post-Thatcher, Post-Imperialist wasteland with a few nice green bits up north.


kozlos1987

Kurwa


SadRussian_

Poland.


kozlos1987

Yup.


BranchOwn540

Red torii gates


kozlos1987

Japan?


BranchOwn540

Bingo but before here I was from the land of the Wild West


can_u_tell_its_me

Och aye the noo.


BranchOwn540

Scotland?


can_u_tell_its_me

Aye.


SadRussian_

A damn dictator and a dried-up corpse in the capital.