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You can choose a superpower, but the first 3 persons to reply can choose a side effect. What superpower do you choose?

You can choose a superpower, but the first 3 persons to reply can choose a side effect. What superpower do you choose?

Twain20

Having good luck.


Breet11

But not in casinos


Twain20

Scratch tickets, here I come!


anameinmore

At the cost of the luck of those you love


Boring-Marionberry

But only when you’re naked


Asdfasdfasdfgame

Except you don't have good luck.


Twain20

Lol glad you were fourth


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Breet11

But not for people that have a crush on you


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Top_Veterinarian2751

Fuck, they are too powerful to be left alive.


BorderFlock

You can't see anything else, you're blind.


what-time-is-purple

Knowing people's true feelings is more of a curse than a blessing. You are driven to madness and loneliness.


FluxHazard

You impulsively confront everyone when you see their colors


Ak15567

Being super average at everything.


Breet11

But you are suicidal


Tigerma1506

But you're depressed


Lordofthesithrevan

I have that power maybe I am super


Lordofthesithrevan

But you have constant bowl issues


Wigglebolt

Bowls are pretty important I guess


beep_boop_27

I’m immortal. I don’t age past my physical prime ever.


januarydrop

Despite advances in science and humanity that would have made the "prime" you stalled at a cute thing to look at in a zoo


beep_boop_27

I’ll take it.


BorderFlock

You prime is 8 years old, when that pitbull ate your face.


beep_boop_27

No such thing happened tho.


ShapeShiftingAku

Kinda did man, how would you know anyway? Were you There?


Fighterpilot50

But you're blind


beep_boop_27

If I live long enough, we’ll definitely have the technology to replace human eyes at some point.


Le_Donjon_Master

I know I’m late, but this is fun. You still feel pain, and it’s amplified


RaisinMmmm

You are a jellyfish


LeoTheWotsit

reality manipulation


Ibekidgoku

You slowly die the more you use it


Breet11

But only at night


FluxHazard

The manipulation effect has to involve harems


NighTrap1122

I like this one


snake123333

why do people like harems


Fighterpilot50

Power of creation & destruction of any matter


what-time-is-purple

But you have to obey the laws of equivalent exchange


beep_boop_27

What if he has a philosopher’s stone tho?


Fighterpilot50

How much matter do I need for a philosopher's stone? *(and/or people?)*


beep_boop_27

It depends. A couple hundred people should be enough to extract enough soul energy to make a fairly decently sized stone. I would leave the Ishvalan people alone tho.


Fighterpilot50

I'll just live in a country with the death sentence, that should work nicely


Breet11

But only matter that doesn't affect you


FluxHazard

Every time you use your super power, the matter created smells like shit.


Fighterpilot50

I have found my purpose using all 3 side effects: I will use human waste to create fertilizer for crops in poor countries


Kazuma_Saotou

Each time you use it u lose 1inch of mass from your body starting with the cock if ur a dude


TheSherlockOfReddit

Illness eternal youth.


Boring-Marionberry

6 years old


ILikeSouthPark

Except exposure to the sun makes you age


kefee_

Eternal life is actually pretty bad. Sure you live long and you gonna be famous but what happens when the earth explodes? You just gonna fly in space? Plus since i choose the third ability, you know when someone close to you is going to die and you cant do anything. Hell of feeling and since ur eternal its gonna happen a lot.


TheSherlockOfReddit

Sounds amazing to me, thanks for making my infinite life at least different sometimes.


LolePs

Its not but ok if that makes you happy then ok i guess.


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BorderFlock

Everyone hates you.


unkindmillie

you always hear peoples thoughts no matter what


Pikachu486235

This reminds me of Timmy Turner.


NighTrap1122

All the thoughts are as loud as a megaphone pointing at your ear at point blank


ILikeSouthPark

The only minds you can read are those of people with the same name as you.


BorderFlock

Invisibility.


leoar23nuevo5

if youre touched ur cover is revealed for 1 minute


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leoar23nuevo5

what... i meant like if your touched like any way possible


Le_Donjon_Master

Your sick


FluxHazard

You sneeze uncontrollably if somebody talks about you while invisible


weaponizedcarrot704

But every step you take sounds like violent farts.


[deleted]

Everytime you use it a loved one dies


BorderFlock

Love you bro.


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Thanks


leoar23nuevo5

dead


AndToYouTooBrutus

The ability to transform into any human entity I desire.


colonthree1234

You have erectile dysfunction


AndToYouTooBrutus

So I get a superpower with no new downsides?


colonthree1234

Damn


Samu_Raimi

(sorry for the necro) You're always painfully erect ( reverse erectile dysfunction.)


AndToYouTooBrutus

I mean I'd just deal with the erect clit and if i absolutely HAD to have a dick I'd just give myself a .5 millimeter one 🤣


Lordofthesithrevan

Telekinesis


leoar23nuevo5

HMm lest see..... OH ik NOW if youre attacking someone with your telekinesisyou can only do it 5 times per 5 minutes since youll get too tired


Fighterpilot50

But you can only control plastic


Lordofthesithrevan

The Kardashians better watch out


Flaming_falcon393

Lifting things with your mind leaves you as exhausted as if you had tried to lift them with your hands.


hamiko1113

Having the ability to control everything, like time, space, emotions, thoughts, what stuff looks like, and so much more. I basically wanna be a God


weaponizedcarrot704

And for the remaining 19 hours you’re a potato. A literal spud.


Ibekidgoku

Can only be god for 5 hours a day


Kazuma_Saotou

Only when swearing in a Christian MC server


mellowgiraffefriend

Being a disappointment.


BorderFlock

You're awesome at it.


Spiked-bass4132

I’ll be nice to you you are such a disappointment that everyone expects nothing of you and whenever you achieve something everyone is super happy :) you are welcome I was nice


Kazuma_Saotou

For every step you take a giraffe dies until they are extinct


The_Seanster443

Invisibility


kefee_

But when you use it you cant move


Flaming_falcon393

People can still see if you are in their peripheral vision.


Kazuma_Saotou

You have no legs


LazyNoodleZ_

But when you use it, your clothes will still be visible.


PlaneJaneLane03

Teleportation.


CounterHot

When you do this, you always appear standing on your head


Flaming_falcon393

You appear 10 meters in the air everytime uou teleport.


Spiked-bass4132

You can only teleport one nanometer Also a paper is about 100,000 nanometers thick


Lunala-Tigger

Shape-shifting.... I may regret that 😂


Spiked-bass4132

You can only shape shift into stuff before it dies and once it is dead your form turns into the dead animals form


Lunala-Tigger

That's actually dope. Slightly creepy, but dope nonetheless 😂 I don't sleep anyway.


Spiked-bass4132

Squish


ILikeSouthPark

You can only turn into what you see in the mirror 😂


Lunala-Tigger

Welp, I finally have an excuse to buy a dog at least! 😂


SaSkiBum

You can only shape shift into Danny Devito


Lunala-Tigger

Ummm... Can I change my superpower? I don't want it anymore 😂 I regret this 🤣


ILikeSouthPark

The power to manipulate time


Flaming_falcon393

You can only go forwards and only by 1 day.


ShapeShiftingAku

Would be pretty neat if your a body builder though, get gains in no time from your perspective.


ILikeSouthPark

I’ll take it 👍


kefee_

Whenever you use it you age 20 years


ILikeSouthPark

Aw yeah, granny’s still got it


Spiked-bass4132

You can only manipulate time so you are at bad events (someone’s passing pet dies major problem happens to the world a pandemic wars) have fun :)


ILikeSouthPark

Why thank you :)


Spiked-bass4132

I am a superior human being that is amazing at everything I do and I’m also immortal >! Was going to add and nothing bad can happen to me but that would kinda be cheating !<


notDoxxingMyself

But you are constipated 80 pct of the time due to a chronic bowel issue.


Spiked-bass4132

Why tf is everything a bowel issue can redditors not think of original and new ideas like someone could shape shift and I said that they turn into a animal that is going to die and than once the animal dies they have to turn into how the dead animal is


ILikeSouthPark

You can only consume desert-dwelling lizards


Spiked-bass4132

I love eating bearded dragons:)


ILikeSouthPark

Bon apetit 😊


Spiked-bass4132

If cooked right the skin can have a nice crunch and the taste just like ^chicken


ILikeSouthPark

Sounds delicious, you must recommend me a place to try this at


NowhereinSask

You are driven insane by the inferiority of literally every other human on earth and as such are driven to genocide against the entire species, which you are bound to accomplish due to being amazing at it.


Spiked-bass4132

Finally something original that isn’t about bowl movements Also this is so elongate I laughed about this and those inferior human beings


Le_Donjon_Master

100% perfect hands eye coordination


NowhereinSask

With hypersensitivity so literally every time you touch something it causes intense pain.


Bass-Dependent

Not having to see this identical post every day


LazyNoodleZ_

Cause you won’t ever be able to use Reddit anymore.


dancingbaby2

Never stressed


NowhereinSask

Because you have literally no emotions or drive whatsoever.


LazyNoodleZ_

'Cause you'll never be able to see, hear, or talk again.


snake123333

the superpower to know what happens to the light in the fridge when its closed


Multiversegod_

You have a fear of fridges


FoxHallam989

Turning into an Immortal Duck.


poopooinmypantsfun

i can be naked in public and nobody would question anything


Waitwhat4573

But you can only wear clothes when nobody is around it just kinda no clips through your body when somebody sees you


Hive_chinco41

Being able to switch genders whenever


RepresentativeNo5318

Be able to time travel


Sthichi

Superspeed and I can pass a fraction my speed to other objects/people


Cisper97

It is not possible to slow down.


Sthichi

Wouldn't temporarily passing a fraction of my speed to something/someone else slow me down?


Cisper97

It will slow you down a little bit, but you will have to pass it down to hundreds of people and objects if you want to move normally, and they also get the same side effect.


Sthichi

Damn that might be useful, imagine hundreds of supersonic people working on picking up all plastic on the ocean, I wonder how long it would take


Cisper97

Could be useful. Could also be dangerous having hundreds of people running around in super speed, unable to slow down.


ValuableWeb0

As you have the ability to approach the speed of light, and thus light goes through your eyes at different speeds than normal, your vision gets distorted more the faster you go. This applies to the people you pass your speed to as well.


DroopyRock

Everything that happens to me and everyone I know is positive.


Cisper97

It affects everyone else very negatively.


DroopyRock

That's just cool


Cisper97

Not for them:)


DroopyRock

I'd probably try to be a supervillain


Cisper97

Do not be irresponsible with your gifts!


DroopyRock

You can't argue with me its against my power


Gorgon_781

But you need to sleep at least 12 hours at day


Ibekidgoku

Time control


EarlGreyTeaDrinker

You can only make it go forward at normal speed


weaponizedcarrot704

But every time you start time again your bowels empty.


LazyNoodleZ_

But you won't keep your memories.


Kazuma_Saotou

You have 5 legs, 4 heads, and 20 arms and 11 of them are ur non dominant hand


FluxHazard

Teleportation


Ibekidgoku

Can only teleport once every 5 minutes


weaponizedcarrot704

Can only teleport within 3 meters of someone named Elliot.


Spiked-bass4132

You can only teleport one nanometer Also a paper is about 100,000 nanometers thick


LizardWizard641

duplication


weaponizedcarrot704

Whenever you duplicate something a new McDonald’s gets built in Toledo.


LizardWizard641

I was gonna say I duplicate me but duping other stuff and more McDonald's is fine


weaponizedcarrot704

Tell that to Toledo.


Kazuma_Saotou

Each time you use it you gain 1 random limb or organ


datdoge5

Instant game downloads


weaponizedcarrot704

Every game turns into league of legends.


leoar23nuevo5

you can only download those poopy mobile games scam from 2021


kefee_

But you can only play on 200 ping and 10fps


NBANUGGETS

Having a tiny dick and not being able to wear clothes


sophiay1

Teleport anywhere i want at any time


Spiked-bass4132

You can only teleport one nanometer Also a paper is about 100,000 nanometers thick


NowhereinSask

Every time you teleport you forget why you wanted to go there.


LazyNoodleZ_

After you are teleported, you return immediately.


kush-tripdude420

Every supermodel wants to fuck me


WoofBlake

And you do, including kids and old people.


Spiked-bass4132

But after every one you get unbelievable pain in your crouch for the next month and every time you do it again it just adds to the time


breakthefifthwall

Ability to read minds


Spiked-bass4132

You can’t turn off the power so you always read people’s minds even if you do t want to


NowhereinSask

Your ability is random and has a 100 mile radius with no way to tell who the thoughts came from.


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keelpell

Super speed with my arms and legs


LazyNoodleZ_

But you don’t have any limbs.


keelpell

Damn.


CommonSensePanDa

I can fly!


LazyNoodleZ_

But you won't be able to stop flying.


AwesomeDawn78

Telekinesis


LazyNoodleZ_

But you won't be able to lift anything heavier than a feather.


Kazuma_Saotou

But u can't sleep


Kazuma_Saotou

Steal from konosuba


Pikachu486235

The power to have whatever power I want without anyone being able to give it side effects.


Multiversegod_

Oh no he’s to powerful


1ndocraptor

I am god, and I make any and all comments that attempt to rob me of my unparalleled power simply, powerless. Its amusing you think 3 simple minded redditors can harm me!!!