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If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?

you-know-whats-up

Not worry. Be happy


ThouKingdomCum

Don’t worry, be happy.


wolfiemiss

Here's a little song I wrote


pogiguy2020

never be seen again


baobeilanzhan

This is the correct answer.


pogiguy2020

Buy a very private island and make it self sustaining. POOOF


Emperor_Cartagia

6.5% (65 Million) would go to fix Flint MI water systems. Paid up front day one. 1% (10 Million) would be set aside to pay for a new home, new car, furnish it, and the remainder put in CDs & Mutual funds to live off the interest. The remaining 92.5% (925 Million) would be used to fund a Lobby specifically to counter the lobbying of corporate America. If Corporation A gives Candidate B $10,000 to "encourage" them to vote a certain way, my lobby will donate $15,000 alongside whatever information is available on that vote and the feelings of their constituents. I don't want politicians to listen to me *or* big business, I want them to listen to their voters.


[deleted]

You've been waiting your whole life for this question..


[deleted]

I’d start a business hiring convicts offering them a chance. I’ve never met a perfect person, and we’ve all done stupid. Some of us just got caught. Doesn’t matter the crime either.


TameImpalaIsJust1Guy

Sounds like a good way to become a supervillain and raise an army of lackeys. I like your style.


SonOfSet1

Travel


olderthanbefore

That is a lot of air miles!


Cobra-Serpentress

Retire


essexlola

Give 10 million each to 50 friends and family members so that they can live comfortably and I’m still incredibly rich.


pythor

Start by paying off all my debts, then my kids' debt (mostly student loans). Then set up a trust fund for my kids and grand-kids education. Next I'm buying some land and building myself a large home with lots of rooms dedicated to various hobbies. Lastly, I take a big chunk and create a patronage trust. This will be a fund used to pay a yearly wage to various creators who I enjoy. I've had a handful of people in mind for this for years, but I don't have the income to support it right now.


Main_X

Give away 990 million and retire on the other 10. I'd probably give everyone I know 100k, family 1mil each, and the rest to various charities and strangers.


[deleted]

Donate it all to the poor, as Jesus commanded, because a rich man cannot get into heaven.


olderthanbefore

Wow, someone should read the Bible to Elon and Jeff, pronto!


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are going to hell. \#GodHatesRichPeople


MarleenWitt

to build a company where everyone is welcome. and to help the people in need.


Snoo67105

fill me in your list man!


b_wald81

Buy a new car


watchhumanitydie

Keep like 10 mil and spend the rest building infrastructure in Madagascar


more9898

Invest for income


Atler32

Start a non-profit and use some of it to have a better, more comfortable life.


anonymous5534

Probably get at least some vinyl records


Sormthing

Give me the money and let’s find out


Sophie-Nicole

Give away all of it except 50 million, then pay off my debts, buy my friends cars, and move where I want to move. Then, just live on what's left.


SaltyCrabbo

I'd set up my fam and friends (only my bffs) and self. Buy a building for my dream business and get it set up. And then set up programs to help disadvantaged people find work and homes. Buy an apartment building to provide low cost housing that isn't raggedy. And invest some. I mean, the list goes on. A billion dollars is a lot. I'd try to setup programs to help parents of disabled children get childcare. Edit: also I would buy some land and build my dream home and pay all property taxes and such for a long time.


[deleted]

Rent a decent place until after finishing college and finding a job Better to be safe than sorry


Sotomagic

I could probably save the planet.


ucksawmus

not much


Weinerdeleiner

YIFF, YIFF EVERYWHERE


rouge_panda434

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[deleted]

Shove it in a trust fund and live like a king off the interest.


brainbarker

Two chicks at the same time.


olderthanbefore

I like eggs for breakfast too


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olderthanbefore

Mother in law problems on your horizon


interestingrelocate

I would buy all the Graphics Card on the market and sell them even higher to make humanity more chaotic.


tengolacamisanegra

Invest it. Give some to organisations whose cause I supported. Buy a ticket on one of the commercial space vehicles. I want to go into outer space.


olderthanbefore

I have calculated that I will need about four million dollars to live comfortably until I die, assuming death at eighty. Less if I die sooner. So that means I could safely attempt to spend 990 million dollars in philanthropic acts, leaving a reserve of about six million dollars for unforeseen shit. I have not planned what those philanthropic acts would be, as the chances of me getting one billion dollars are very remote. But if this situation developed, I would immediately compile a think tank for some public research to develop a coherent strategy.


Woodrow1701

Invest, donate, secure, family, travel, bequeathe.