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Sits2pee

Old springy door stop when kicked.


Jaster_Rogue

BOING-ING-ING-ING


IdiotOracle

https://youtu.be/hoS1MCF8AeI


ZantGreene

I got so far down the list without seeing this and I was almost hopeful I could post it myself


fsburk

The THX sound effect as it slowly rises to full staff


melon_b0y

This is my favorite lmfao


andrea_g_amato_art

I’m from the early days of the internet, and for me the THX sound will always be associated with that lemur / slow loris that opens his eyes so wide it looks they’re going to pop


intellectkills

I just looked it up and how terrifying https://youtu.be/Pg1OiFSsRJk


Waffles_boi69420

Dude…..fucking epic


beluuuuuuga

I would be so pumped as it grows louder.


NoHandBananaNo

Epic. Realistically this is probably the only answer in here so far that wouldnt have the side effect of putting women right off sex with you.


damselindetech

I don't know if you've met women, but all of these answers are giving me LIFE


JeebsFat

Beat me to it. (True, and also pun intended)


II11llII11ll

I swear I didn’t see this first. It appears both like high fidelity boners.


cman987

The old windows boot up sound would be simply amazing.


Bradthebomb

Imagine if she accidently went too hard and all the sudden you hear "DUN"!


OnyxPhoenix

Christ I hated that sound. Always scared the shit out of me.


mental_soup

Couldn’t have been worse than old Macs with screeching tires and car crash sound or creepy music and a dead Mac faces when they system would fail to boot.


Cunhabear

Oh man you just opened up a portal in my memory.


passwordsarehard_3

What did it sound like?


Cunhabear

Just YouTube search "old Mac os sounds." There's a video with all of them 😂


alifnajmi2137

penis.exe is not responding


surreysmith

You need to unzip the file first


joeljose1001

Would you like some help with that?


keeperrr

i'll grant you a 30 day free trial with unlimited private usage afterwards


summon_lurker

File not found. Please locate floppy disk drive


Plastic-Snow-1103

No you hear the USB malfunction error noise


froilan69

Or the dial up tone


FaTaL-Firez

"You've got mail"


Vamanoscabron

"You've got male"


01kickassius10

I think in this scenario that has to be the sound of climax


theGIRTHQUAKE

Specifically, the Windows 3.1 boot sound https://youtu.be/wO9q4H49cGA


Aben_Zin

All right, but it has to make the shut down song when it goes soft..,


BrownRecluse90

Microsoft Longhorn startup and shutdown are amazing.


vincentplr

Win 3.11's tada.wav


hydromies

composed by Brian Eno. B. Eno or Eno. B backwards... BonE. Appleteat.


yParticle

##𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆


yParticle

both d'erections, of course


Sheepbjumpin

This comment is priceless, I can't stop laughing.


_satanic_gay_trash

This fucking pun


MrSekktor

This is the only answer.


Appropriate-Sun3909

Just a guy yelling "HEY HE HAS A BONER"


dreadhairpirate

And the guy always sounds really far away


Appropriate-Sun3909

Yes


kobachi

Family Guy “he’s a big fat phony!!” But instead it’s “boney”


Trojan__Man

Super Mario Bros. Power up sound


YeOldSpacePope

And once you are done it plays the power down sound.


nightwing2024

And if she's riding and you get your dick broken, the game over melody.


TheReinsofFullnight

So many comments about the sound it would make if she rides too hard and the dick breaks. Like… is this a common thing?


nightwing2024

I advise you not to Google it if you have a penis. Or if you don't have one but enjoy them. Or neither but don't like gruesome injury.


theethiopiankook

This is the right answer.


wOwmhmm

Thank you, random citizen Mama Mia!


SandwichGoblin69

Old timey car horn.


Mustangbex

ah-WOOOOOO-gah?


01kickassius10

Are you flirting with me?


shrekitralph200

the sound those little krinkled party horns make when you blow them up and then they kinda whistle groan


KaldekoS

That’s be a good nutting sound actually.


melon_b0y

I like this one


RichardDunglis

"Shwing" in Dana Carvey as Garth Algars voice


kzab81

Party on Wayne!


Kerouac_theJack56

Party on Garth!


Mcmerle2013

Took me way too long to see this


Maishxbl

Yeah really, I thought it'd be the first or second comment I saw..


Zuvielify

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this. We must be getting old.


BIueBaru

The “ding” sound from Hector Salamanca’s wheel chair bell in Breaking Bad.


hehe_xd997

"ding ding ding ding ding" "HAAAAWWWWWW"


yournameyourlastname

*explosion followed by an alarm*


SushiSuki

Holy shit dude! Your boner blew Gus's face off!


wickedblight

Lightsaber sound of course.


Waffles_boi69420

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


UnderlordZ

I hate when my Schwartz gets twisted!


Erich_13Foxtrot

“Lone-star!”


FinoAllaFine97

'Hey, who are you? What are you doing with that?' 'This!'


valeyard89

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.


Ochib

So what does that make us


Turbodookies

Absolutely nothing!


RoronoaZoro2828

Which is what you are about to become


tzoid1s

Let’s see how well you handle it


sheagy

I’m going with Jango’s seismic charges.


Trigger_gnome

That's the sound of cumming


HyperActiveMosquito

Boing


banality_of_ervil

Boing-oing-oing-oing


bravenewworld_

this is literally the first thing that came to my mind


beluuuuuuga

Like an elastic band, metal spring and rubber ball all at once.


ForeignFlash

Shut up Beavis


23shoopdawhoop

>Boing-oing-oing-oing was looking for this comment. thinking of Beavis and Butthead "Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing"


Wuntila

I came here to comment this! High five, my dude.


johntwoods

I would want it to be the 1993 platinum hit, I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) by Meat Loaf (written by Jim Steinman). Weiner goes up, suddenly the soul shaking sound of the Harley Road King fills the air, then, all 12 minutes and 1 second of the studio album version of that brilliant fucking track. Jim Steinman RIP 1947-2021


Njfogle93

This was the song that topped the charts on the day I was born


Old_Grau

Extra embarrassing if you finish super fast. Now you still have to listen to the whole track in shame and the pressure becomes so great the next time that the sound of the song makes you soft from fear. Now it has become a curse that haunts you even while alone. A trigger for sadness and despair much like Pavlov's dog bell.


Miqotegirl

I can’t believe no one has said the Law and Order sound.


ChronoLegion2

I smell an SVU episode coming up


Coffeedemon

DICKWOLF


Sharcbait

Chung chung!


hazeybop

Siri voice “your destination is straight ahead“


Money-Cardiologist-3

M1 Garand ping


kudosbudo

Surely that should be the finish sound...


Mastersword87

8 pumps and a ping.... sounds about right. 😶😭


Hamuelin

Title of our sex tape


Wow-n-Flutter

One ping only Vasily…


nydave09

Autobot’s transformation sound.


okcumputer

I scrolled way too far to find this.


4thDevilsAdvocate

The sound of a sheet of paper falling one millimeter onto shag carpet.


craizzuk

Fucking thank you. The last thing I want is for people to know I'm constantly popping boners


Analrapist03

Wait til you get older, then they are an enormous source of pride.


throwCharley

When you’re older they get enormous 😳 ?


Analrapist03

Always have been, junior.


Yah_Mule

The Godzilla roar.


Bradthebomb

The monster's risen from the depths!


DerKeksinator

Turtle mating screams!


ChrysusVsMidas

Pink Panther theme song


mynameisnotBOBO

What color is the Pink Panther?


Impulsive65

is the pink panther a lion?


Cardinal-Lad

He’s **obviously** a horse.


Corbini42

Orange?


l3m0n3225

It's green, are you colorblind!?


DrDawgster

Aztec Death Whistle


seanotron_efflux

I’d prefer that for when I cum, my girlfriend would be absolutely terrified lmao


Wtkid23

The moment i commented aztec death whistle i intsatly saw this comment.


Awkward-Fun-3331

"dispenser going up!"


DerKnoedel

Dispensing an erection


EyeofEnder

*cue Uncle Dane theme*


dustykangaroo06

Frontier justice begins playing in the background


Abstraxx-lol

"Erectin a dispenser!"


DubThisGamer

Erecting a cock!


Bradthebomb

Sigh* r/suddentf2


Dujetauro

"Finish him"


Eriandor

When I was a student the neighbour had a screamer of a girlfriend and they liked doing it with the window open for some reason. One night I had enough. Moved my speakers facing out my window, found a "finish her" sound file and blasted it a few times on max volume. Never had an issue after that incident.


jollyroger647

I was thinking more like Scorpion's, "Get over here!"


Redvelvet_dinosaur

I’m a woman but the ‘Uh-Oh!’ sound from ICQ would be rad


ThatGothGuy_138

*Sword unsheathes*


MakeATacoRun

Obi Wan saying "hello there!"


DEBO857

general kenobi


deathovereternity

Stop! I can only get so erect.


whiteday26

"Boner ready" in dramatic trailer announcer guy voice.


BitFern075

All fun and games until it happens in class


elusive_lamb_sauce

it not awkward if everyone does it


jonkwape

And you are the teacher


Nytherion

middle of the class and suddenly... "In a world where whiteday26 finally noticed Sara was wearing a miniskirt"


AleksandrNevsky

It's gotta be the announcer from Halo.


forthememesandlaughs

"Double bone" "Triple bone" "Over bone" "bonetacular" "bonetrocity" "boneamanjaro" "boneilonaire" "unboneable" "unfriggenboneable"


burrbro235

BONE OVER


ARabidDingo

In a world where *one man* has the **strength** to have an *erection*...


IchLiebeFeuer4043

"Surprise Muthafucka"


PrinzeCaesar

*boner activated* in a female robot voice.


takatori

[Oh yeah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g)


BoJackB26354

I thought this was going to be the Kool-Aid man.


d3adandbr0k3n

creaking door sound


ifitdontmakedollars

“CORporate accounting, Mina speaking. JUST a mo-ment. CORporate accounting, Mina speaking. JUST a mo-ment. CORporate accounting, Mina speaking. JUST a mo-ment.”


TripleB_Darksyde

I'm torn between the noise when pac-man dies or a cowboy spittoon ding😂😂


stumanuke

Flavor Flav saying "Yeah boi"


6twoRaptor

A shotgun loading


fartingcoconuts

and a shooting sound when ejaculating


Bradthebomb

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for shooting, and this is for fun!"


sladecutrer

I learned that from child’s play3


6twoRaptor

“And boom goes the dynamite”


erasmause

Alakablam!


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

[Probably this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=166RgqZWIG0) ^((Archer))


CoolHandEthan

Those must’ve been some tight pants


yeehee23

“OH YEAAAAAAH!” Like the Kool-Aide man.


ProjectDirectory

The Imperial March


BoJackB26354

This implies your penis is called the Devastator


LordZachariah1986

Devastatingly Small


AntiLag_

PS1 start-up sound. Any sound would be inconvenient in a public space though. Edit: Taking into account what I just said, a phone notification


Sanjay--jurt

"Standby for Titanfall*" And my penis be like "Welcome back Pilot".


EverGreatestxX

A sound so low no human could hear it.


melon_b0y

All the elephants in your area would be confused af though


Chicken3190

There's only one question now: why are you erect around elephants??


boi-of-bois

Well... uhhhh... next question


Abstraxx-lol

He works at a zoo.


IoWorshipper

Payday 2 cloaker scream


Lazyprofilename

WULULULULULULU


DubThisGamer

"You call this resisting arrest? We call this a difficulty tweak!" *proceeds to drop kick your boner*


Laffable_ta

Super Mario bros when they jump on the flag pole & the deed is done


Mohong

The old spice whistle


Methodic36

The theme that comes on when you encounter a Pokémon in the wild. And when it’s go to time it changes to the Pokémon champion then lol


Larryesq

The "red alert" klaxon from Star Trek.


[deleted]

The spring door stopper sound when you pull it back and let it go


beefstewforyou

The getting bigger sound Mario makes after he eats a mushroom.


JiggyMacC

A throat clearing sound. Like when a person is trying to interrupt an awkward conversation.


Ecstatic_Rhubarb28

The sound in Mario Bros when you get a mushroom


YooAre

Schhwing!


-Gazzle-

You know you are old when the obvious popcultural reference isn't


WonderousStyles

the awaken my Masters sound of jojos bizarre adventure part 2 battle tendency


kikimemes3790

YES


Tobiah497

https://youtu.be/kZ_o9fdScQ4


palepickel

Door spring thingy


Sleepdprived

Applause, it would be a STANDING OVATION!, I'll let myself out.


OmniBastard

https://youtu.be/rL7m3n_4KLc


ifitdontmakedollars

X gon give it to ya


usedRealNameInOldAcc

Boingggg


Flashy-Pitch-7611

Minecraft creeper sound


KnutzTheGoblin

A lightsaber ignition noise


HumbleRook178589

Player 2 joined the game


gor8884

Netflix boot up noise.


[deleted]

"LOOOOOONG, LOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAN!"


AnalWithDonkeys

four words road... runner... meep... meep


miraiyuni

fweep


BlandMoffTarkin

Is there any other sound it can make than "Schwing"?