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How do you want to die?

How do you want to die?

RogerWilcoLives

"...with a bellyful of wine and a ladies mouth around my cock." -Tyrion


tikanique

Came looking for this right here.


tomdog1014

Something badass like saving someone from a shark


Cubsfan630

Let's make it happen. I'll go piss off some bull sharks and you can come save me.


_h_ThatOneGuy_h_

:/ bruh both of you are gonna die if you piss off a bull shark


Cubsfan630

It's ok I have a plan


_h_ThatOneGuy_h_

Dude say goodbye to your leg


tomdog1014

He’s just built different


AsboZapruder

Oh, I'm not picky. Beggars can't be choosers.


random_passerby_

Yep, me too


Ibukimiodasbracelet

Exactly


Lookalikemike

Killed at 98 by the jealous husband of the 35 year old woman I’m pounding out.


MousePuzzleheaded

Sign me up.


Erik_BK

r/oddlyspecific


Ok-Abbreviations5089

Soon


get_noob_idiot_

How not when


[deleted]

Free falling. If, by some chance I learned I was going to die and I got to choose I'd opt to dive out of an airplane and just.. be for a few minutes.


TheKaiser-

The air pressure and noise would obliterate your ears. Your eyes would get messed up too. You’d need gear to have an even remotely alright time.


[deleted]

I'm hoping that before they push me out they make me as comfortable as possible, considering the ending.


TheKaiser-

Fair enough.


ickysam

Peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in abject terror like the passengers in his car.


the_squee

Came here to say this.


bradyiscool333

Went from 0 to 100 real quick


termeownator

>Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear; Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come.


this-is-an-acount

Julius ceaser?


Johnwickwascool

Who said that?


termeownator

That's Shakespeare, Julius Caesar. Spoken to his wife the night before his death. In reality Caesar had dinner with Lepidus and Decimus Junius Brutus– the less well-known but more treacherous kinsman to M. Junius Brutus –and is supposed to have discussed the best way to die with the other guests, stating that "a sudden and unexpected end was best."


nicholasbuchanan

Quickly and quietly, and for all my hard drives to be wiped.


Cubsfan630

On a beach in Hawaii. Maybe attacked and murdered heroically by a penguin or somethin


GuyFromAlomogordo

Quickly and painlessly.


Fishduck75

Clean head shot through the head quickly


NotBeaming

In my sleep when I’m old as dirt.


Lolajax12

OD on something fun probably


SultanOfSwave

I had my cat in my lap when she was put down with an injection. I was like "Wish I could ask for that when the time comes."


GrayBunny415

With dignity. Before i lose the ability to take care of my own needs in the bathroom.


Few_Calligrapher1969

Butt chugging 2 gallons of whiskey and then attempting to set the record for fastest lap in a 1st gen viper on the nurbergring, only to leave the pits and overdrive turn 1 and cause a fire that is even further fueled by my whiskey-full body


[deleted]

Surprise me.


Dil_356

Death by snu snu


Flouting_Koala

U got the right idea


Flouting_Koala

This guy gets it


DampSockks

Shotgun to the dick


Flouting_Koala

Me,death by snu snu


Relative-Beginning-2

In which order?


mutationc

Yes


mutationc

My best friend to kill me guro style


rektaalinuuska

Suddenly, but dramatically, in public.


Sssarg0n

see, how i want to die and what i want done with my corpse conflict greatly. I want to die by jumping into a volcano, but I want my corpse dumped into a forest somewhere.


Something-funny-91

Extremely painfully


Belt_Right1234

Murder, but preferably when I’m old enough to be pretty close to dying anyways.


[deleted]

As soon and quickly as possible. I'd be thrilled to have a stroke while writing this.


xNoMadMano

In my sleep. With a sweet dream to send me off.


selena_hillard

In a way where Inside Edition finds out and posts about me and I get millions of views 👍


[deleted]

I don't want it to be slow nor do I want it to happen unexpectedly. I want time to say goodbye at least but physically and/or mentally deteriorating over time also sounds awful.


Affectionate-Ad-5318

Bleeding to death


brandhops1406

With a can of monster energy pacific punch in my hands. (I’m British I’m not sure if you Americans have that but you need it, best monster ever)


Pashera

Sacrificing myself someone else


elapid

I've vomited 3 litres of dark bloody liquid tonight whatever stomach issue I have will do.


responsiblenatures

I'd really rather not.


BlueSmileyFaceEmoji

Assisinated


Successful-Hat-9191

jump.


ClosetGamer19

painless, in my sleep. after having lived a long, fulfilling life.


AvocadoToast_13

Quickly.


PotatoBro__

Don’t really feel like dying


DrunkCricket1

I'll just not, I guess


catgirlgamer625

Falling to my death


Minimum_Brain6954

The vegan teacher really just asking for it


Professional_4SSH01E

Glazed to death at a Krispy Kreme.


It_is_just_

Drowning


astroseedling

Not sure exactly but I wanna see it coming and have time to come to terms with it. Like enough time to have a beer or something


PhilosopherThatGives

I would want to die protecting my loved ones but i would want my final moments in my future wife's arm's, no crying just saying goodbye and thanking her for the time we spent together, or having all my friends sitting around me, then as i pass seeing all the ones we've lost along the way and watch them mourn. that is how I'd like to go.


DistantWeeb

Any way I could in one!


gunmetaruYUru

At a relatively young age; where after running an unstable drug empire, I get gunned down by multiple Colombians for betraying their leader, my partner, after I shot his hitman in the head for trying to kill a woman and her children. I go out with style, with a grenade launcher mounted on an assault rifle. They manage to shoot me dead and I fall down onto a pool of water, slowly turning red.


witwefs1234

In my sleep, next to my husband. Ideally he'd also pass away peacefully not long after.


Havocnmalice

Right in the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. Any physicists out there? What exactly would happen to my material body? Would I as matter just cease to be or...


DrunkCricket1

Well your constituent matter would still exist, it's just that it would be finely diluted throughout the blas radius


DaDragonBoyJ

Peacefully in my sleep like my grandma, not like the passengers on her bus


SultanOfSwave

My wife's paternal grandmother passed in her easy chair reading a book at 87 years old. She'd only been hospitalized twice.. once for each childbirth. My wife's dad had a longer decline (lung issues) but passed after only one day of being confined to bed. On the other hand my grandparents died of colon cancer and dementia. Ugh. I just want to go quick and not be a burden on anyone.


SASO31

I hope my last wish is to do something good for someone, like pushing a person or a dog out of the way of a car.


Storm-Tempest

Quickly, but not as in soon


_grehmlin_

Under mysterious circumstances


Cha11engerD

In all likelihood, my death will be inconsequential to society. But my hope is that if it’s possible, then I would like my death to have some benefit to someone, whether before in some kind of sacrifice, or after with organ donation. Going out laughing would be a good end, regardless.


Dustabounds

Gunshot to the head or peacefully in my sleep.


[deleted]

under mysterious circumstances. my body will never be found. my primary partner will be accused of murdering me, but conveniently, just before my disappearance i left behind the evidence needed to prove their innocence. for years, my death is investigated. the case eventually goes cold until one day, two decades later, someone takes interest in the case and investigates. they discover that i set sail heading for an island, but i was caught in a storm and died at sea. this, of course, is false. i actually am living in the mountains of europe with twenty-three cats. i eventually truly die of natural causes in my sleep. my cats eat my corpse. nobody knows what truly happened to me... except me.


Flouting_Koala

And me


[deleted]

oh shit i revealed my plans oops


TomKroesh

Peacefully at my sleep (hopefully).


AllenRiliane39

Either of old age or in a badass and honorable way


Bombusan

I want to die old from being blown up


WriterFreelance

I would like to be tied to balloons and exploded over a dog park when it's very busy.


nickking256

Guillotine


mt_andrex04

Probably when i reach my 80's and die in a dream with out pain or nothing.


i22yrik

Anything that isn't in the hospital, if I'm on my deathbed just ol' yeller my ass


DeaditeQueen

Ideally? Saving someone else’s life. I want to grow old with my husband, but just the idea of laying in a bed slipping away from everyone I’ve ever loved sounds so sad to me. When I go I’d like it to have meaning, and if I can help keep someone with their loved ones longer I think I’d feel at peace with it.


FireveinOne

Either: Die peacefully after giving the world the code to a "fuck you" vault Or Get martyred in the most insane over the top way that people thousands of years from now will be talking about it like it's a myth Either way make sure there are kazoos and those Chinese funeral strippers at the party


MrDevmatik

I’m cool with passing away around 50 by some shit I brought onto myself tbh


Dygonic

During war as a soldier to a grenade, back then that was “How to die like a man” sort of thing.


Lumpy-rhino

Something quick and not dragged out. Long deaths just sound miserable


2189investinator

idk. just throw my corpse in the trash, please


redditreader1924

Quickly and painlessly.


BlucatBlaze

Peacefully and intentionally without the assistance of substances after my loved one's have died.


Khufuu

in some way that would make everyone say "yeah he had that one coming"


AlienJustify30

Don't feel pain. Don't even know i die.


BitFern075

A quick, painless death


faizankhan32192

Heart attack while eating steak.


1Allnighterforanime

Simple: I don't want to die at all Edit: the reply is awesome so I am going to say how I want to die: Peacefully


burberrydavid

Death is just another path, one that we all must take.


Vlarson07

either sleeping or doing something crazy that everyone will remember me for


Austintholmes

For a purpose. Or at least for someone else, just something with meaning.


Aldroe

Quickly and painlessly.


hcaoRRoach

Some sort of detonation/explosion. Like deepthroating a WWII era German Stick Grenade


Ibukimiodasbracelet

Idc as long as it’s short and painless


Eryore14

Old age


UpbeatAd1985

Shot,preferably through the back of the head or roof of the mouth,please and thank you. Side of the head is fine too.


paidegrau

Shot in the head in a war front.


johnoni06

my mom and i wanna go the same way. after a nice evening with your family, with your belly full from a good meal and sleeping peacefully. i pass in my sleep.


RexyWestminster

Painlessly


DrSlavender

Strapped with explosives and a bottle of jack in my hand... Who am I kidding I'm Irish it'll be of alcohol poisoning


Liemiscrazier

Of unnatural causes? Probably from 73 highly trained mercenaries, hitmen, assassins trying to kill me and succeeding, although only 5 of them make it out alive, 2 of them are paralysed, 1 has both of their legs broken so badly they are never able to walk again and the other two are so traumatised they spend their entire lives in a corrections facility. If its of natural causes, on my death bead I tell all of my family and friends to come close before dramatically shouting "AND THE TREASURE IS BURI-" before dropping dead. The ultimate prank.


fishing_247

I said to my girlfriend that if I had cancer that I wasn't going to survive I wanted her to suffocate me with her tits because that's a lot cooler than dieing from cancer tbh


gangstazoidberg

Surrounded with the ones I love, my age doesn't matter. Or for something I believe in or doing something good, I do want to leave something behind.


KingTyng

Honorably.


Prof_Bean

Any method that doesn't wake me up from my nap/sleep, can't hurt if you're sleepin


LimpLoveHandles

With my pp in my hand


7ayKid

Riding on a launched nuke big enough to destroy the world


RexyWestminster

Ok Slim Pickins