What two fictional characters would you like to drink beer with?
By - goobi94
I'd have a drink with Gimli and Legolas, would be pretty chill I'd imagine
The stories you’d get to hear about their adventures after the series ended would be epic.
That is before the alcohol kicks in and not very tongue-in-cheek racism comes up
Jim and Dwight from The Office
Ian Malcolm from *Jurassic Park* and Hermione Granger.
I’m reading Jurassic Park now. Would love to have a beer with that guy.
Bender and Hedonism Bot.
Yesssss!! When I was in labor with my oldest, there was a Futurama marathon on. I was tripping balls on fentanyl or whatever pain med they injected in the IV line. The nurse brought in my paperwork and I contemplated naming my daughter Bender The Magnificent while I pre-filled out her birth certificate. I didn't but high me was making a pretty good case for it. 😆
Oh yes lovely
Also name checks out
I want to play a game of True American with the cast of New Girl
Mario and Bowser to settle the beef
Yea maybe they can sit down and chat and realize Peach is playing both of them.
Merry and Pippin.
My first thought was Gandalf. I bet Elrond loosens up with a few beers in him.
She's his mother-in-law and first cousin, thrice removed. So no, thank you.
Fantastic answer. No doubt they would also bring some long bottom leaf to enjoy together and I could introduce them to some of our strains of the good herb. Would love to shoot the shit with those two hobbits.
Imagine the drunken stories you'd have hanging out with them. One moment you're stealing carrots from a grumpy old farmer's fields. The next you're fighting in a war for the survival of man kind.
Otto from the Simpsons and Waluigi
Charlie and Frank.
Sam and Dean Winchester
So you want to end up dying?
That’s only if I sleep with either one of them. Which I would in a heartbeat!
That sounds like a “yes” to me
Well, they'd die happy.
I’m not a monster. Nor would I sleep with either. But friends get killed off too. So yeah. I be dead.
Bronn and Tyrion are the first that came to mind
Ted Lasso and Coach Beard. If I'm feeling down, they'll lift me up. If I'm going through problems, they'll listen and help solve them. And if I'm in a great mood, we'll have a great time joking around and hanging out. They just seem like genuine good people I'd like to have a beer with.
The Diamond Dogs can help you figure out your relationship problems too!
Tyrion and bender
Mr Lahey and Bubs.
The genie from Aladdin and Jaffar from twisted.
Steve from minecraft deserves a beer for causing mass homiside
Joker. Don’t know why, but I want to see what shit he’d do drunk.
Life expectancy down to minutes.
There’s worse ways to go
I don’t know. When a guy flays off his own face, you’ve got some whacked out shit going on.
Atleast I’ll die in the name of.. science.. or something like that
I would drink both Conan the Barbarian and Gimli under the table!
My money is on Marion Ravenwood.
Gandalf. Matt Smiths Dr. Who.
This is so ... Random. How did you think of this? What would you talk about? In this scenario, I guess we would say that middle earth maybe exists somewhere in time and space? Can the doctor visit?! IS THE DOCTOR GANDALF?! Sorry l, got a little carried away.
They have both lived centuries, met multiple races, and experienced countless hardships. Just imagine the stories they could tell.
Man, that's really interesting. Gandalf probably sees elves how elves see hobbits (unless I'm wrong, gandalf is older than elves right?). The doctor may be someone gandalf could actually empathize and feel heard by, they both have are men of such purpose and goodness.
Thor and Loki
The Gods or the cartoon characters. Because if it’s the gods you’re in for a bad time. Thor is kinda dumb and prone to hitting things with his hammer. And Loki would likely just ruin your life for the fuck of it.
Nooooo, so close ... Thor and Korg
Korg and Miek
He's an insect, he's got knives for hands
Thor and Valkyrie
Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but only if Rusty is bartending
You want a hunchback or a red moco cooler?
Kenobi and Vader.
"Kshhhh general Kenobi"
"That was familiar ..."
Who wants to get the first round of shots?
Fck, Han ain't here is he?!
Han and chewy would be so much more fun tho
Why? You wouldn't understand one of them.
Geralt of Rivia and John Shepard.
Report to the ship. We’ll bang ok?
Vizzini and Solkar (Spocks great grandfather and the Vulcan that shook Zefram Cochran’s hand in first contact)
Deadpool and Wolverine.
Spongebob and Arthur Morgan
Zaphod Beeblebrox and Drax the destroyer. I wanna see Drax on one of those gargle blasters
Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Just give her five drinks.
Father Jack Hackett and Homer Simpson.
Captain Price and Soap… the jokes flying out of those men and stories too would be insane
Arthur and Lenny they had a hell of a time
Hank from Detroit become human
Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin
Padme amidala hopefully do more with her Darth maul
Coach Taylor and Jed Bartlett
I bet very few got these references.
Ah, but it's almost guaranteed that anyone who knows one knows both.
"Shared pain is lessened, and shared joy increased."
"What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!"
Admiral Bob and his disciple, Spider, are the two beings most responsible for the human I am today.
I'm right there with you, though I must admit I can't place Jake Stonebender at the moment. Lazarus, no problem. *Time Enough for Love* should be mandatory reading in English Lit classes IMO.
There are far worse influences.
Randal Graves and Silent Bob.
Frylock and Coop
The dumbass ahedratron and his cousin, the 'wisdom cube'
Princess Luna and Twilight sparkle
Astolfo and felix
I see your man of culture
Tyrion and the Hound
Rick and Morty.
Karl from Slingblade and Hank Hill.
marinette dupain-cheng and adrien agreste
Broly and asta
Spike Spiegel and Mike Ehrmantraut
Peter B Parker from Spiderverse and Jean Luke Picard from TNG
Beowulf....that's it for me😏
The Dude and Walter
Frasier and Niles
Quagmire, Peter, Joe and Cleveland
Geralt and Arthur Morgan
Marsha Klein and Frank Gallagher.
Holmes and Watson.
Marvel's Thor and Korg
Ron Swanson and Jake Peralta
Cat n the hat for sho!
Han & Chewie
Family guy version of bill Clinton and ned flanders to see just how shocked flanders would be by that sex machine
Sounds like you really just want to have an orgy with rhe sexiest man alive, Ned Flanders.
Dr Strange as one as its unlimited refills, then if he's drunk might do random magic shit
Stanford pines and Captain Jack Sparrow
Dean winchester and Charlie Bradbury
Gandalf and dumbldore
Thor and Prof Selvig, like in that one scene in the first Thor movie
Charlie from IASIP, and Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec
Charlie?......nah, because ABSOLUTE CHAOS ensues if he gets ripped off grain alcohol.
Ethan Winters from Resident evil. Dude could do with a break.. before, you know. And Danny Black from Chris Ryan’s books.
My girlfriend and your girl/boyfriend
Ones I haven't seen mentioned yet...
Prince Bahzell Bahnakson.
Colonel Alicia DeVries (retired).
Count Miles Naismith Vorkosigan.
Chancellor Lupe dy Cazaril.
Admiral Countess Honor Harrington.
Garrett of TunFaire.
Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden.
1st Lieutenant Faith Marie Smith.
Kvothe the Bloodless.
John Carter, Warlord of Helium.
James Bolivar DiGriz.
I'm sure I missed a bunch, and I tried to keep it to one per series.
No one. I don’t drink alcohol.
Good for you.
Waver and iskander
Tormand and Robert Baratheon.
Diluc and Razor
Barker from titanfall 2 and tachanka from rainbow 6 siege
Nate and Sally
Homer and Peter
Eda the Owl Lady and Grunkle Stan. I would be stuck with the tab and probably have my wallet stolet but it would still be worth it.
Kramer from Seinfeld and Karen from Will and Grace
And afterwords Kramer would have provided fun / crazy idea to do
Ralof and Hod from Skyrim
Alvin Junior from the walking dead
Gandalf and Merlin
Talion and Captain Baranor from Middle Earth: Shadow of War.
Pacey Witter from Dawson's Creek
Not only is he a wonderful person, but he's also really funny
Definitely Jimmy neutron all grown up
You mean the eat street ad?
Dante from DMC and Bayonetta
Ryuk and robot devil
Loki and Hermione Granger
Spiderman and Batman.
Enterprise and Graf Zeppelin, might turn out....
Conker and Genie
Bandit and Chilli
Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy) and Joel (The Last of Us)
Rick Sanchez and Thor Odinson
Atticus finch and cher
Ted the teddy bear and Rick sanchez
Shawn and Gus
Sanford and Deimos.
Arthur Morgan and Connor Kenway
Logen Ninefingers and the Dogman
Joe and Mama
Rick from Rick and Morty and Barney from how I met your mother. No explanation necessary
I not legally aloud to drink but I catch your drift, husker from hazbin hotel
Demoman and Heavy
Superman (DCEU) and Super Mario
John Lyshitski and Louis Hinds
Bill Rizer and Lance Bean.
Deadpool and the Punisher Why because if they start trash talking to each I get to watch free fight as well
Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo
Kilgore Trout and Raoul Duke
Thor and Rick Sanchez
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson. If not them then at least Sergeant Edward Buck and Richard Castle. (👀👀👀)
Rick Sanchez and master shake
My friend and my own fictional character
Bender and BoJack Horseman.
Fred and George Weasley
Merry and Pippin!
Sherlock Holmes and Hermione Granger
I don’t drink, but I’d be willing to make an exception to get shitfaced with FemShepard and Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Alan Grant from Jurassic Park and Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation
Captain Shakespeare (stardust) and Captain barbossa
Constantine (DC) and ghost rider (marvel)
Peter griffin and Brian Griffin
Harry Dresden and Knocking Master Jiro
Homer simpson and Fry
Frank from shameless, it’ll be a crazy ride whatever you end up doing 🤣
Raistlin Majere and Dalamar. I want their power.
Joffrey from GoT, and Micah Bell, only so I could shatter the shot glasses into their fucking eyes.
Richard Sharpe and Honor Harrington
Sam and Dean
Definitely McQueen and Mater, we would go all out w the drinks (and would be the only time o drink).
Lt Hughes and Mustang. Hughes is my cartoon soul mate
bucky barnes and sam wilson
Toa Tahu and Spider-Noir
barney Calhoun and Gordon freeman. Barney can finally get Gordon that beer he owes him.