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What two fictional characters would you like to drink beer with?

What two fictional characters would you like to drink beer with?

noot_noot231

I'd have a drink with Gimli and Legolas, would be pretty chill I'd imagine


LostInContentment

The stories you’d get to hear about their adventures after the series ended would be epic.


EntertainersPact

That is before the alcohol kicks in and not very tongue-in-cheek racism comes up


Blue_Lab

Jim and Dwight from The Office


notadilophosaurus

Ian Malcolm from *Jurassic Park* and Hermione Granger.


cerpintaxt33

I’m reading Jurassic Park now. Would love to have a beer with that guy.


dude-O-rama

Bender and Hedonism Bot.


Dr_mombie

Yesssss!! When I was in labor with my oldest, there was a Futurama marathon on. I was tripping balls on fentanyl or whatever pain med they injected in the IV line. The nurse brought in my paperwork and I contemplated naming my daughter Bender The Magnificent while I pre-filled out her birth certificate. I didn't but high me was making a pretty good case for it. 😆


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Oh yes lovely Also name checks out


BenjiG19

I want to play a game of True American with the cast of New Girl


-Munchies-

Mario and Bowser to settle the beef


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Yea maybe they can sit down and chat and realize Peach is playing both of them.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

Merry and Pippin.


ProbablythelastMimsy

My first thought was Gandalf. I bet Elrond loosens up with a few beers in him.


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RogueNine

She's his mother-in-law and first cousin, thrice removed. So no, thank you.


a_bongos

Fantastic answer. No doubt they would also bring some long bottom leaf to enjoy together and I could introduce them to some of our strains of the good herb. Would love to shoot the shit with those two hobbits.


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

Imagine the drunken stories you'd have hanging out with them. One moment you're stealing carrots from a grumpy old farmer's fields. The next you're fighting in a war for the survival of man kind.


SuperShoyu64

Otto from the Simpsons and Waluigi


EuphoricExcitement15

Charlie and Frank.


Artistic-Rich6465

Sam and Dean Winchester


PoorCorrelation

So you want to end up dying?


Artistic-Rich6465

That’s only if I sleep with either one of them. Which I would in a heartbeat!


PoorCorrelation

That sounds like a “yes” to me


BlackWidow1414

Well, they'd die happy.


neocuchulainn

Yes


mregg000

I’m not a monster. Nor would I sleep with either. But friends get killed off too. So yeah. I be dead.


WeeklyStatistician17

Bronn and Tyrion are the first that came to mind


a_bongos

Ted Lasso and Coach Beard. If I'm feeling down, they'll lift me up. If I'm going through problems, they'll listen and help solve them. And if I'm in a great mood, we'll have a great time joking around and hanging out. They just seem like genuine good people I'd like to have a beer with.


PoorCorrelation

The Diamond Dogs can help you figure out your relationship problems too!


nkwonown

Tyrion and bender


lionsdude54

Mr Lahey and Bubs.


Wafran

The genie from Aladdin and Jaffar from twisted.


Odd_External3299

Steve from minecraft deserves a beer for causing mass homiside


Minimum_Brain6954

Joker. Don’t know why, but I want to see what shit he’d do drunk.


KhunDavid

Life expectancy down to minutes.


Minimum_Brain6954

There’s worse ways to go


KhunDavid

I don’t know. When a guy flays off his own face, you’ve got some whacked out shit going on.


Minimum_Brain6954

Atleast I’ll die in the name of.. science.. or something like that


7sagesotebamboogrove

I would drink both Conan the Barbarian and Gimli under the table!


I-amthegump

My money is on Marion Ravenwood.


FranticFiend

Gandalf. Matt Smiths Dr. Who.


a_bongos

This is so ... Random. How did you think of this? What would you talk about? In this scenario, I guess we would say that middle earth maybe exists somewhere in time and space? Can the doctor visit?! IS THE DOCTOR GANDALF?! Sorry l, got a little carried away.


receptiveblocks

They have both lived centuries, met multiple races, and experienced countless hardships. Just imagine the stories they could tell.


a_bongos

Man, that's really interesting. Gandalf probably sees elves how elves see hobbits (unless I'm wrong, gandalf is older than elves right?). The doctor may be someone gandalf could actually empathize and feel heard by, they both have are men of such purpose and goodness.


perplexedtaters

Thor and Loki


PoorPauly

The Gods or the cartoon characters. Because if it’s the gods you’re in for a bad time. Thor is kinda dumb and prone to hitting things with his hammer. And Loki would likely just ruin your life for the fuck of it.


StKittsTraffic

Nooooo, so close ... Thor and Korg


the_nonhuman

Korg and Miek He's an insect, he's got knives for hands


noisypeach

Thor and Valkyrie


Undecided_User_Name

Billy Quizboy and Pete White, but only if Rusty is bartending


SuperStarPlatinum

You want a hunchback or a red moco cooler?


JaggersLips

Kenobi and Vader.


a_bongos

"Hello there" "Kshhhh general Kenobi" "That was familiar ..."


JaggersLips

Who wants to get the first round of shots? - Fck, Han ain't here is he?!


CaptainHahn

Errr, awkward.


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Han and chewy would be so much more fun tho


JaggersLips

Why? You wouldn't understand one of them.


Adonis_X

Geralt of Rivia and John Shepard.


harlotScarlett

Report to the ship. We’ll bang ok?


Gnidlaps-94

Vizzini and Solkar (Spocks great grandfather and the Vulcan that shook Zefram Cochran’s hand in first contact)


yourmomknowswhatsup

Jack Burton


Nice_Swordfish_69420

Tyler durden


Independent_Bake_257

Deadpool and Wolverine.


MemeSteale

Spongebob and Arthur Morgan


the_nonhuman

Zaphod Beeblebrox and Drax the destroyer. I wanna see Drax on one of those gargle blasters


Icantchange_my_name

Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Just give her five drinks.


Cuish

Father Jack Hackett and Homer Simpson.


goobi94

"Drink!" - "Arse!" - *"D'oh!"* -


oceanicbriton

Captain Price and Soap… the jokes flying out of those men and stories too would be insane


diatomicsoda

Arthur and Lenny they had a hell of a time


TheLadInHiding

Hank from Detroit become human


coolio2091313

Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin


vegandonut78

Padme amidala hopefully do more with her Darth maul


jgrace14

Coach Taylor and Jed Bartlett


somewhocallmedan

Jake Stonebender Lazarus Long


UrbanWerebear

I bet very few got these references.


somewhocallmedan

Ah, but it's almost guaranteed that anyone who knows one knows both. "Shared pain is lessened, and shared joy increased." "What are the facts? Again and again and again-what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what “the stars foretell,” avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable “verdict of history”--what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!" Admiral Bob and his disciple, Spider, are the two beings most responsible for the human I am today.


Chad_Hooper

I'm right there with you, though I must admit I can't place Jake Stonebender at the moment. Lazarus, no problem. *Time Enough for Love* should be mandatory reading in English Lit classes IMO.


UrbanWerebear

There are far worse influences.


Jcdabney

Randal Graves and Silent Bob. Frylock and Coop The dumbass ahedratron and his cousin, the 'wisdom cube' Princess Luna and Twilight sparkle


sandaguys

Astolfo and felix


Xaiver-james-350

I see your man of culture


sandaguys

Yes


Nirvanagirl79

Tyrion and the Hound


Ignore_Me-

Rick and Morty.


fiddlenutz

Karl from Slingblade and Hank Hill.


Addyaddy436

marinette dupain-cheng and adrien agreste


LogicalGrab7761

Broly and asta


Dave_kh79

Rick sanchez


lj6877

Spike Spiegel and Mike Ehrmantraut


Ironspider225

Peter B Parker from Spiderverse and Jean Luke Picard from TNG


J33P88

Beowulf....that's it for me😏


snaps001

The Dude and Walter


ChickenInAPotpie

Frasier and Niles


pasta897

Quagmire, Peter, Joe and Cleveland


Arcinbiblo12

Geralt and Arthur Morgan


HullaballooWho

Marsha Klein and Frank Gallagher.


CaptainHahn

Holmes and Watson.


StKittsTraffic

Marvel's Thor and Korg


BeesKneesIAm

Ron Swanson and Jake Peralta


rebecca23513

Cat n the hat for sho!


roadtrip-ne

Han & Chewie


BladeOfSanghilios8

Family guy version of bill Clinton and ned flanders to see just how shocked flanders would be by that sex machine


TrashbinTerry

Sounds like you really just want to have an orgy with rhe sexiest man alive, Ned Flanders.


hodge91

Dr Strange as one as its unlimited refills, then if he's drunk might do random magic shit


24520ls

Stanford pines and Captain Jack Sparrow


nardblargh

Dean winchester and Charlie Bradbury


Hot5oup

Alucard


cantstoptheman

Gandalf and dumbldore


diagoat

Thor and Prof Selvig, like in that one scene in the first Thor movie


BlueRose104

Charlie from IASIP, and Andy Dwyer from Parks and Rec


Jcdabney

Charlie?......nah, because ABSOLUTE CHAOS ensues if he gets ripped off grain alcohol.


Fragmegrowler

Ethan Winters from Resident evil. Dude could do with a break.. before, you know. And Danny Black from Chris Ryan’s books.


Jpaylay42016

My girlfriend and your girl/boyfriend


UrbanWerebear

Ones I haven't seen mentioned yet... Prince Bahzell Bahnakson. Colonel Alicia DeVries (retired). Count Miles Naismith Vorkosigan. Chancellor Lupe dy Cazaril. Paksennarrion Dorthansdotter. Admiral Countess Honor Harrington. Garrett of TunFaire. Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. 1st Lieutenant Faith Marie Smith. Just Ron/Wolfboy. Kvothe the Bloodless. Hudson Hawk. John Carter, Warlord of Helium. Ellen Ripley. James Bolivar DiGriz. I'm sure I missed a bunch, and I tried to keep it to one per series.


The_Book-JDP

No one. I don’t drink alcohol.


Azryhael

Good for you.


Your__Butthole

Waver and iskander


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guaxupe

Tyrion


CrosseTown

Tormand and Robert Baratheon.


Slicky-Boi69

Diluc and Razor


EKAAfives

Barker from titanfall 2 and tachanka from rainbow 6 siege


ShivyShanky

Nate and Sally


Inner_Cress_6478

Homer and Peter


HathNoFury

Eda the Owl Lady and Grunkle Stan. I would be stuck with the tab and probably have my wallet stolet but it would still be worth it.


Strange_Meeting_5909

Kramer from Seinfeld and Karen from Will and Grace


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

And afterwords Kramer would have provided fun / crazy idea to do


Some-Conversation191

Ralof and Hod from Skyrim


Birdlover4

Alvin Junior from the walking dead


paulfromatlanta

Gandalf and Merlin


brandhops1406

Talion and Captain Baranor from Middle Earth: Shadow of War.


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Pacey Witter from Dawson's Creek Not only is he a wonderful person, but he's also really funny


Blowder66

Definitely Jimmy neutron all grown up


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

You mean the eat street ad?


Snoo79382

Dante from DMC and Bayonetta


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Ryuk and robot devil


kimkimkimmy

Loki and Hermione Granger


sonicx3087

Spiderman and Batman.


Azure_Rin

Enterprise and Graf Zeppelin, might turn out....


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Conker and Genie


BonzaSonza

Bandit and Chilli


Elystel

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy) and Joel (The Last of Us)


jez4prez

Rick Sanchez and Thor Odinson


carlislecarl

Atticus finch and cher


Known_Dimension_3684

Ted the teddy bear and Rick sanchez


The_Doodles

Shawn and Gus


FedoraKnight2

Sanford and Deimos.


TallGuyMatt

Arthur Morgan and Connor Kenway


ir_blues

Logen Ninefingers and the Dogman


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Joe and Mama


Glittering-Design973

Rick from Rick and Morty and Barney from how I met your mother. No explanation necessary


Yubs-biggest-fan

I not legally aloud to drink but I catch your drift, husker from hazbin hotel


aRandomPear

Demoman and Heavy


Zarc24

Superman (DCEU) and Super Mario


LeLandlord

John Lyshitski and Louis Hinds


RogueNine

Bill Rizer and Lance Bean.


Xaiver-james-350

Deadpool and the Punisher Why because if they start trash talking to each I get to watch free fight as well


paulc899

Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo


brettorlob

Kilgore Trout and Raoul Duke


DrBrotatoJr

Thor and Rick Sanchez


derminator360

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell


Melty_Berry_Ashley

Master Chief and Sergeant Johnson. If not them then at least Sergeant Edward Buck and Richard Castle. (👀👀👀)


GiantBlueSmurf

Rick Sanchez and master shake


DaDragonBoyJ

My friend and my own fictional character


MoxBrando

Bender and BoJack Horseman.


cha723

Fred and George Weasley


LCD1093

Merry and Pippin!


ErisKSC

Sherlock Holmes and Hermione Granger


fingerpaintswithpoop

I don’t drink, but I’d be willing to make an exception to get shitfaced with FemShepard and Obi-Wan Kenobi.


saint7412369

Bender


RhinoTheRoofus

Alan Grant from Jurassic Park and Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation


wallyhidden

Captain Shakespeare (stardust) and Captain barbossa


DrImabuttface

Constantine (DC) and ghost rider (marvel)


drum_man

Peter griffin and Brian Griffin


SuperStarPlatinum

Harry Dresden and Knocking Master Jiro


Mricantpickausername

Homer simpson and Fry


mogstermorag

Frank from shameless, it’ll be a crazy ride whatever you end up doing 🤣


Ravenous-One

Raistlin Majere and Dalamar. I want their power.


TrashbinTerry

Joffrey from GoT, and Micah Bell, only so I could shatter the shot glasses into their fucking eyes.


arthurkdallas

Richard Sharpe and Honor Harrington


veroniqueweronika

Sam and Dean


Tiny-Ad2036

Definitely McQueen and Mater, we would go all out w the drinks (and would be the only time o drink).


StopBanningMeGDIT

Lt Hughes and Mustang. Hughes is my cartoon soul mate


thebluespiritt

bucky barnes and sam wilson


YodasChick-O-Stick

Toa Tahu and Spider-Noir


StoicalState

My dad


Impervious_Meatloaf

barney Calhoun and Gordon freeman. Barney can finally get Gordon that beer he owes him.