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What if WE are "Area 51".... and "Area 51" is the exit?

What if WE are "Area 51".... and "Area 51" is the exit?

KyotoGaijin

Start writing your short film.


LukiINFJ

I would watch it to be honest. Its a quite interesting take on the topic


LeSmokie

Watch „The Signal“. Great movie and it goes a little bit in that direction.


WillitsThrockmorton

Seems like a sequel to Vivarium


Aerorion

Which is why no one is allowed to go there.....


HatingPigeons

i like the way you think


1_Cent

Reminds me of Truman(Truman Show) going through the scary storm in a boat even though he’s afraid of drowning, and the “orchestrators” or whatever they were called kept increasing the waves and wind to make him fearful, to dissuade him.


Grahomir

Maybe they control the simulation there


Splazoid

I've had the same thought about North Korea.


markbug4

Then probably "area 51" is labeled as "Earth" and its just a cage in an intergalactic zoo. I guess "God is watching you" gets a totally different meaning..


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markbug4

In some intergalactic Reddit there is a sub called "USA: Man in power" where a fandom is very divided about the unusual direction of the last season.


Words_Are_Hrad

Not to mention fat dude jerks to fucked up porn episode 65465196456464651654564615.


Rgonwolf

So youtube?


Beeronastring

COPS would take on an entirely new meaning.


Ok-Pomegranate-3018

And, it's pronounced, "Jode"


mrfinisterra

So what’s on the other side of the exit?


PmMeYourNudesTy

The fucking lamb sauce


protehule

god damn that made me laugh, thanks for that.


Grahomir

L A M B S A U C E L O C A T E D


Yet_another_sigh

Lmfaoooo I m in tears


deej161081

Area 52?


Yakmasterson

When you go through exit you'll wake up from coma.


Odinloco

Hey, you're finally awake


MissPiggysSexTape

The entrance


Deveak

Dave Attenbaughs garage, located in Belpre, OH. Its full of rusted bicycles, a broken lawn mower and a large collection of worthless baseball cards he swears will one day be worth millions. Stinks of cat piss and Ohio.


Theo_1013

Victoria's Secret


Top-Adhesiveness2028

My axe


CrazySquid_

No ... Don't do this to us


GrammatonYHWH

There's a theory that Earth is quarantined and contact by alien races forbidden because we aren't technologically advanced enough. Area 51 might be a combination space port / alien embassies, and an entry/exit point for alien scientists who come to study life on Earth.


RickJamesBlTCH

Your tin foil hat is slanted


GrammatonYHWH

Big government glowposting in this thread trying to suppress the truth! /s I personally subscribe to the theory that space is big, and even if there are advanced alien civilizations, it would take too long and it would be too uneconomical for them to come to Earth. We're in all likelihood going to be forever bound to the confines of the solar system.


DrNick2012

Well yeah, until we find the prothean archives on Mars and the mass relay that we call charon


Theo_1013

I think the technology needed to allow us to travel to other galaxies, will never be understood. A collapse of our civilization will take place before technology like that is even possible. That's my theory


OneMorePotion

I play Mass Effect 3 right now and had the exact same conversation yesterday ingame with an 50.000 years old alien.


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If we are quarantined by the wider intergalactic community, I doubt it’s because we aren’t technologically advanced. I think the aliens took one look at the place and noped out.


Aacron

Maybe we're the first predator evolved intelligence and all the others in the galaxy are prey evolved and they all said "fuck that noise". I don't think they know we exist though.


TheSpaghettiEmperor

It also might just be a good sushi place


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AspergianStoryteller

I am of the pessimistic view that any species that develops a certain level of intelligence like us will have a capacity for cruelty too.


Hesaidorshesaid

So we're the Australia of our galactic neighborhood


anjqas

‘Killing, raping, stealing, deceiving, fighting’ are nothing but tactics used by species to survive and reproduce within an environment of limited resources. It happens in all species from whales to viruses We can call these things as good or bad, but from a neutral perspective, those actions are just a consequence of species trying to survive and thrive.


tagini

That sounds awfully like Star Trek's Prime Directive... I mostly agree though. If there's alien races advanced enough to get here (as outlined in your comment below that, getting somewhere in space is extremely unpractical and costly), they'll probably abide by something like this. However, I don't believe Area 51 would be an entry/exit point. If they're advanced enough to get here, they're advanced enough to study us from afar without us ever noticing.


Boring_Lead62

So what information is this "theory" based off? I'm not coming off as an asshole I am just curious what evidence, if there is any evidence, has lead to that theory. I'm in the mood for a crazy read regardless of how far out there it is.


GrammatonYHWH

This isn't scientific theory (i.e. a scientific explanation of how something works based on evidence). It's a theory in the colloquial meaning (hypothetical conjecture to explain something). If you want to use scientific terms, this is a hypothesis. [Specifically, it's called the zoo hypothesis.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoo_hypothesis) It's one way to explain [the Fermi paradox.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNhhvQGsMEc)


NebulaTits

Or because we are annoying


JoelwithnoL

That's not a theory, just some shitty Stargate fanfic.


whatarepotatos

Wherever the alien cheeks are, that’s where I wanna be


fritka2

We'll get raided sometime


reeeepotato12

Son of a bitch figured it out


The-Colorado-Kid

Go back to shower thoughts.


Character_Switch7173

Das tuff..


ChadMcbain

We're all AI in an advanced computer simulation.


yaycoasttocoast

Presumably then there's a creator of sorts? An intelligent higher design...(er). I wonder if the system has certain rules for reward or punishment I'm not aware of, possibly someone who knows the way can tell me as I'm confused and looking for answers.


nyancatec

There are cheat codes tho. To get one you need to rob a bank in pants only with a fucking sword. The code is called "fast travel to:prison"


KyngJeffery

Hmmm if that was the case maybe a bunch of us should get together and storm it, basic maths says they can't stop us all right? Just imagine thousands of us Naruto running towards it, what could they possibly do to stop us all?


Traditional-Habit584

What if you are one of them?


Raqonteur

If thats the case then the likelihood is that there really are alien experiments going in Area 51. Unfortunately we are the aliens being experimented on. Perhaps the various forms of governance and the different levels of freedom are all psychological experiments. All the people who mysteriously disappear each year are going out to either be physically experimented on or possibly even consumed. Or there's a miniscule chance that alien intelligences won't be as malign as us and might actually allow a select few humans who pass screening tests out into the 'real' universe. But it asks the question as to what Earth is? A simulation? A zoo? A 'humane' food processing plant? A global version of 'The Trueman Show' Or a child's science project? (It makes a change from a baking soda volcano I suppose)


Altruistic_Fun3091

Then the hoax is on us.


Schlaym

That's just... crazy man...


Ceo-of-Sarcasm

Then people foolishly naruto ran the wrong way!


Zheniost

r/showerthoughts


Zephyr-Breath

Yeah, that's why we organised an event back in September 2019 where we all raid area 51, but you fuckers never showed up!


Hectic__007

Please no, we have got to find out


Hotlinedouche

great script for a love death robots episode


Tyton407

You should go watch “The Signal” movie. It’s got Laurence Fishburne in it and is pretty dope. Ties into the post title.


tottoridev

Like the locker door in Men In Black 2, except we're in the locker.


Jnvadpjf

Remember those people who were going to Naruto run into Area 51... they were awake man.


mart1373

Brooo...that sounds like something you would think of if you were high. You smoking something dude?


Rocker9835

So this is r/showerthoughts now?


shlam16

More like /r/im14andthisisdeep.


MajorRory

Not sure what question you're asking here... We would be Area 51 and "Area 51" would be the exit.


HerbaciousTea

yeah this is a 3 AM thought


BetterThanHorus

The UFOs we see are just the shadows on the cave


balanced_view

Da fuck is that supposed to mean


CloneDrooper

There's nothing there but a bunch of wookies.


670616629mph

what if


some_random_koala27

Oh shit


SpringChikn85

Earth is the greatest planet in the world 😎


AngentGustavo

I would say the reality is probably more depressing than that, probably something along the lines of Jupiter Ascending.


DucoNdona

Then alien abductions are the real #stormarea51


nottitantium

Oooooh I like this idea! :)


omega_194

Fuck me this is the best theory I've seen in a long time.


empress_scar

Woah...so we're all expirements...straight out of the Maze Runner!


TimePincer

r/FanTheories


Entire_Blaze

Basically "Trueman Show"?


banana_ji

don't spur on the conspiracy nuts lmaoo


NebulaTits

I could see aliens trapping us on earth because we are so annoying


snowpiercer_099

We can raid if we want 🙄


CelestialTerror

Just go buy a sack of weed and smoke it with your friends. Kids these days.


FriendlyFellowDboy

R/stonerthoughts


Pilifino

If it is true, then Area 51 might just be a big ass portal to other planets, and an alien embassy. In all actuality, we’re probably like a Petri dish for better aliens


Demonyx12

r/showerthoughts


Dryaspis

r/showerthoughts...


Explosive_Wolf420

OH FUCK


SwannyWilkinson

I've dealt with enough bullshit for one year


GrimmRetails

So what you're saying is, aliens need to knock it off with the butt probes.


ztem_Graff

That's it he knows to much


ibuildonions

It, and other areas that are off limits are actually areas where the simulation is broken in one way or another that would prove the simulation to us. It’s best we don’t find out. If we knew the simulation may be ended.


bumblingenius

If you are good at fiction in any way shape or form, this is some fiction I'd be interested to consume.


SixGunChimp

How much did you smoke last night?