“Just like the simulations!”
Beat me to it
*finishes* “We have captured a command post”.
About to finish “the day is ours, well done gentlemen” finishes *han solo scream*
“Got one on your tail!”
"There's no PP left for this move!"
"Magikarp used Struggle!"
"It was not very effective"
The best out of this thread
This is underrated
“Don’t be sorry, be better”
Its also what the Admiral says in Metro Exodus when the dead body drops the guitar.
Isnt this from Archer?
nope! God Of War. i’m not 100% sure but i think it’s when Kratos is hunting with Atreus in the beginning and Atreus gets excited and runs off, thus losing the deer
It's exactly that ^^
No, my parents coined this one in ‘95
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
*rips shirt off* “Nano machines son.”
“They harden in response to physical trauma!”
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that, have an upvote.
It's all over, lawbreaker!
Now you’ve been under for… quite a lot longer, and it’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don’t be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
Love that game.
"Rip and tear until it is done"
Hey, Niko. It's Roman. Want to go bowling?
Finished GTA IV a few months ago. Now I want to play it again.
“FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DO NOT WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!”
"It's time to chew ass and kick gum... and I'm all out of ass" -Dick Kickem
“Hey you. You’re finally awake”
"You never should have come here"
Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Yup all i could think about when i saw this thread
You beat me to skyrim damn
Aw you beat me to it
“What the hell? How did Zerg get here?”
"That's a smaller kinda zerg"
“You have seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.”
I like how, if instead of fighting you just run around for seven minutes, he just leaves because he was actually busy enough to have only 7 minutes to spare.
General. Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.
I thought it would be bigger
"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
And here is a link to a beautiful animation of that exact quote, kinda
It was not by *MY* hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by *humans* who wish to pay *ME tribute*.
“Wake me, when you need me”
Fire in the Hole
Excuse me that makes it better
The one you don't want to hear is the BABALITY
Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.
"I am Seigmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel MY WRATH!"
"To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide!"
"You! You! Give us Smooth! Yes! You! Give us Silky!"
«A hunter is a hunter, even in the dream»
Don't give up skeleton
I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.
And this is why Ayn Rand never got laid.
She had husband and an affair despite ugly af
I stand by my statement.
The Duck Hunt dog's laugh.
"By the time you see me coming, I'll be going and you'll be gone."
#NEVER SHOULD HAVE CUM HERE
\- “Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.”
\- “Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”
\- "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person...I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point...If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."
\- "Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess “sharks”? Because that’s wrong. The correct answer is “nobody”. Nobody but you are that pointlessly cruel.”
Do a barrel roll!
Take care of the guy behind me!
damn, first one to make me laugh out loud. This needs more upvotes
"What the heck?!"
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
"Dad that's wrong!"
Aw shit here we go again
"Had to be me. Someone else may have gotten it wrong."
"We must stop the Sechs!"
- Vishnal, Rune Factory 4
Ooh, a Rune Factory reference. That's a deep cut.
I always was amazed that nobody on the writing team noticed that "Sechs Empire" is a terrible name for a country.
Judging by some of the item descriptions, the people localizing the game knew exactly what they were doing. I believe it was for a turtle shell description it said something like "A hard turtle shell. Great when you need to make something hard. Get your mind out of the gutter." And I can't believe the team would put "It was simple amazing to see you handle that hoe!" Without a few chuckles.
From Skyrim "Woah there, steady old girl"
"Hey, you're finally awake."
I thought you said ruin, not improve.
I'm sworn to carry your burdens
Its a me, Mario!!! WooHoo!!
"Damn you're ugly"
- Geralt, Witcher 3
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
I was an adventurer once myself, until I took an arrow to the knee.
*Glory kills sexual parter*
"I'm here to chew ass and kick gum... And I'm all out of ass"
"With my luck, this place is gonna turn me inside out." - Jack Cooper, Titanfall 2
Follow it up with:
"Or upside down, considering the circumstances." -Bt-7274, Titanfall 2
The bomb has been planted.
The entirety of the Cave Johnson lemon rant from Portal 2. Knowing my partner, that would make her even more excited.
All your base are belong to us
"Oxygen." PDA, Subnautica
War. War never changes
From Myst: "Catherine, my love..."
I have never had a sexual partner named Catherine.
"What're ya sellin'?"
"Get Out Of There, It's Gonna Blow!"
\-Counter-Strike radio command
Remember - no Russian
"hey there, finally awake"
A woman... has to suffer some things. It's not pleasant, I know. But just try to... endure. For my sake. For the sake of our children.It won't take long. A few snips of the flesh here, and here. Cut away everything.... vulgar. A soft place to welcome my seed. To grow our family.The incision will hurt. And the conception. And birthing is never easy.I'll make the cut fast. Just close your eyes and think of our children.
- Eddie Gluskin (Outlast)
28 stab wounds!
A NEW CHALLANGER APPROACHES
What a terrible night to have a curse.
["AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF4T9TSwxAo)
“Go home and be a family man”
Engravings give no tactical advantage whatsoever
**“What If we miss?”**
Hello, Ashen One.
Caustic from apex legends: I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHILE RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH!!!
Kairi's inside me?
You’re such a delicate little old bitch aintcha?
“I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, ‘Unlimited Blade Works’.”
Snake in MGS3 going ‘eugh, deesgusting!’
Wake up samurai
“Mission failed! We’ll get em next time”
"Good work 47 now find an exit"
"I need a weapon"
"A body has been discovered. After a certain amount of time has passed, which you may use however you like, the class trial will begin."
"Do a barrel roll" has a 50/50 chance of ruining or improving it, I'd say
You have a hole in your left wing!
"Ah shit, here we go again."
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
“Hey you, you’re finally awake”
"Ah Shit here we go again"
"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable"
You have died of dysentery.
"War never changes"
"It's time to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum..."
“Hey, you, you’re finally awake” -Skyrim
"I've got balls of steel."
“Hey you, your finally awake”
Courier: "I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hand only."
“Just fucking stay dead”
YOU NEED MORE VESPENE GAS
You lack the training to wear that-fallout 3 power armor.
War. War never changes.
When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming tribes.
As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old-world values of democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Colorado River.
The NCR mobilized its army and sent it east to occupy the Hoover Dam, and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged from the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion.
Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam - just barely - against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the river, it gathers strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat.
Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House, and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots.
You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse.
“WAHOO” - Mario
Gotta go fast
“i used to be better at this, until i tool an arrow to the knee”
–Ghost Recon Wildlands
"You should have gone for the head"
"I Think That I Would Recognize My Own Underwear, Now Give Them Back!"
Ruin the moment after sex
Ehe te nandayo
Welcome. Got some good things for sale stranger
“I didn’t ask for this”
Do a barrel roll!!!
Another visitor? Stay a while, stay forever! (Impossible Mission)
Dark room. everything's going well.
“I should go.”
KILLING FRENZY!! Right as you finish
hey you, you're finally awake!
I need a weapon
“It’s a-me, Mario”
“It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.” Solid Snake
Your bottom barracks are under attack.
Not like you, I'm American!!
"BROTHAAAA! It's been too long!" -Liquid Snake, MGS
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
"There was a hole here, it's gone now..."
Rip and tear
not enough energy
"Hey kid,you've been busy huh? "
Caulk the wagon and float
How 'bout a round of Gwent?
"What now, you piece of filth?!"
- Witcher 3
Slamma lamma ding dong
He just put the boom in the shakalaka
.......I should go
You forget thousands of things every day. make sure this is one of them!
"I keep hallucinating that you can talk"
"Its time to get violent.... And weird"
"Esta arma pegajosa dejara mi arma pegajosa"
There is a way in smash to get a character to say the best/worst phrase possible "Hands of my COCK'
"Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"
“That’s a spicy meat a-ball”
"You feel it too, don't you?"
"Then, there was fire"