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HolyFloridianEmpire

“Just like the simulations!”


misterbickles1

Beat me to it


JCP1377

*finishes* “We have captured a command post”.


HolyFloridianEmpire

About to finish “the day is ours, well done gentlemen” finishes *han solo scream*


HolyFloridianEmpire

“Got one on your tail!”


JesusTheMetal

"There's no PP left for this move!"


VeganVagiVore

"Magikarp used Struggle!"


Miramarr

"It was not very effective"


MenchiTheFloof

The best out of this thread


AKritical

This is underrated


PoliteButOminous

“Don’t be sorry, be better”


adam12349

Its also what the Admiral says in Metro Exodus when the dead body drops the guitar.


Pradzapati

Isnt this from Archer?


PoliteButOminous

nope! God Of War. i’m not 100% sure but i think it’s when Kratos is hunting with Atreus in the beginning and Atreus gets excited and runs off, thus losing the deer


nhem0

It's exactly that ^^


Serious_Place7216

No, my parents coined this one in ‘95


OooSpankMeZaddy

WHY WON'T YOU DIE


Siege_Of_Doom

*rips shirt off* “Nano machines son.”


Sonnance

“They harden in response to physical trauma!” ...Kinky.


ConfuzzledFellow

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you for that, have an upvote.


NineTailedDevil

It's all over, lawbreaker!


Fraxxxi

Now you’ve been under for… quite a lot longer, and it’s not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don’t be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarmed, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.


Cicraft

A classic


darklinghate

Love that game.


kkngs

Which game?


Fraxxxi

Portal 2


GropeYourGroin

"Rip and tear until it is done"


flyersfan3452

Hey, Niko. It's Roman. Want to go bowling?


FuryQuaker

Finished GTA IV a few months ago. Now I want to play it again.


Siege_Of_Doom

“FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I DO NOT WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!”


usvei

This


Dexter1399

This.


AbstractMirror

This.


AbstractMirror

"It's time to chew ass and kick gum... and I'm all out of ass" -Dick Kickem


kiphinc

"Snake??...SNAKE!??...SNAAAAAAAAKKKEEE!!!!!"


rand0mbum

“Hey you. You’re finally awake”


ozzien20

"You never should have come here"


jbizz8894

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Yup all i could think about when i saw this thread


[deleted]

You beat me to skyrim damn


Uniqueusernameyboi

Aw you beat me to it


nrkey4ever

“What the hell? How did Zerg get here?”


Canazza

"That's a smaller kinda zerg"


No_Chill011

“You have seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.”


kevtino

I like how, if instead of fighting you just run around for seven minutes, he just leaves because he was actually busy enough to have only 7 minutes to spare.


CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR

General. Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.


DarkWorserPlays

Lmfaooo


Isabi1025

I thought it would be bigger


ViridianKumquat

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"


Waltersby

And here is a link to a beautiful animation of that exact quote, kinda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZqSlrCVcE


kevtino

It was not by *MY* hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by *humans* who wish to pay *ME tribute*.


No_Advertising6785

“Wake me, when you need me”


iWearSungla55es

Fire in the Hole


MenchiTheFloof

Excuse me that makes it better


27SwingAndADrive

FINISH HIM FLAWLESS VICTORY FATALITY


MasterM09

The one you don't want to hear is the BABALITY


awkwardpiano72

Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes.


Wolfenberg

https://youtu.be/TxqaO8vf2RY


Fraxxxi

"I am Seigmeyer of Catarina, and you shall feel MY WRATH!"


cosby714

"To get through tight spaces, press the circle button to slide!"


Fraxxxi

"You! You! Give us Smooth! Yes! You! Give us Silky!"


joshnorw

«A hunter is a hunter, even in the dream»


colin23567

Don't give up skeleton


GustavoAlex7789

I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.


[deleted]

And this is why Ayn Rand never got laid.


Unfair-Kangaroo

She had husband and an affair despite ugly af


[deleted]

I stand by my statement.


flaccidjamaican

The Duck Hunt dog's laugh.


VulthrxIsAWeeb

"By the time you see me coming, I'll be going and you'll be gone."


vOryx666

octane


VulthrxIsAWeeb

octane


theVice

#NEVER SHOULD HAVE CUM HERE


GreatJanitor

\- “Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test.” \- “Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” \- "Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person...I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point...If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep." \- "Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess “sharks”? Because that’s wrong. The correct answer is “nobody”. Nobody but you are that pointlessly cruel.”


Mrselfdestructuk

"LEYROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!"


Dogwhomper

Do a barrel roll!


Mista_Maha

Take care of the guy behind me!


sjochie

damn, first one to make me laugh out loud. This needs more upvotes


JFunkX

"What the heck?!"


PHATstuFF21

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!


fireanswer

"Dad that's wrong!"


TricerLegoStopMotion

Aw shit here we go again


ResidualJaguars

"Had to be me. Someone else may have gotten it wrong."


lordsamethstarr

"We must stop the Sechs!" - Vishnal, Rune Factory 4


boreas907

Ooh, a Rune Factory reference. That's a deep cut. I always was amazed that nobody on the writing team noticed that "Sechs Empire" is a terrible name for a country.


lordsamethstarr

Judging by some of the item descriptions, the people localizing the game knew exactly what they were doing. I believe it was for a turtle shell description it said something like "A hard turtle shell. Great when you need to make something hard. Get your mind out of the gutter." And I can't believe the team would put "It was simple amazing to see you handle that hoe!" Without a few chuckles. They knew.


Astro_Shogun

From Skyrim "Woah there, steady old girl"


damoose01

"Hey, you're finally awake."


J1mSock

I thought you said ruin, not improve.


Hekios888

I'm sworn to carry your burdens


cSenosiain

"FINISH HIM"


UniquePotato

Its a me, Mario!!! WooHoo!!


Tristaaan94

"Damn you're ugly" - Geralt, Witcher 3


Lord_Liam_

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"


SnooConfections7007

I was an adventurer once myself, until I took an arrow to the knee.


Siege_Of_Doom

*Glory kills sexual parter*


BarrenVoyage

"I'm here to chew ass and kick gum... And I'm all out of ass"


Total-Success2207

"With my luck, this place is gonna turn me inside out." - Jack Cooper, Titanfall 2 Follow it up with: "Or upside down, considering the circumstances." -Bt-7274, Titanfall 2


Yoozelezz_AF

The bomb has been planted.


thsuk

The entirety of the Cave Johnson lemon rant from Portal 2. Knowing my partner, that would make her even more excited.


Wiggggles

All your base are belong to us


KingofFlukes

C-C-C-COMBO!


TheSacman

FALCONNNN PUNCH!!!!!!


HarryGamer42

"Oxygen." PDA, Subnautica


Periachi

War. War never changes


DrHugh

From Myst: "Catherine, my love..." I have never had a sexual partner named Catherine.


Tobias_Flenders

"What're ya sellin'?"


NutellaGood

"Get Out Of There, It's Gonna Blow!" \-Counter-Strike radio command


Mr_Italiano4

Remember - no Russian


DrunkTeenager

"hey there, finally awake"


TheLivingCumsock

A woman... has to suffer some things. It's not pleasant, I know. But just try to... endure. For my sake. For the sake of our children.It won't take long. A few snips of the flesh here, and here. Cut away everything.... vulgar. A soft place to welcome my seed. To grow our family.The incision will hurt. And the conception. And birthing is never easy.I'll make the cut fast. Just close your eyes and think of our children. - Eddie Gluskin (Outlast)


jason_x_90

28 stab wounds!


Ciryl_Lynyard

A NEW CHALLANGER APPROACHES


electricaldogbus

What a terrible night to have a curse.


jameskempnbca

Any


blainy-o

["AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF4T9TSwxAo)


amjonestown

“Go home and be a family man”


GamerHedgehog

Engravings give no tactical advantage whatsoever


Hansjg05

**“What If we miss?”** **“I won’t”**


iwannaconsumepp

Hello, Ashen One.


J1mSock

Caustic from apex legends: I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHILE RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH!!!


OlijkeWombat

Kairi's inside me?


NickBoi45

You’re such a delicate little old bitch aintcha?


Someone_Who_Cared

“I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, ‘Unlimited Blade Works’.”


Blacksmoke1033

Snake in MGS3 going ‘eugh, deesgusting!’


BryantWactor

Wake up samurai


Chicago1202

“Mission failed! We’ll get em next time”


Immortal_D_Class

"Good work 47 now find an exit"


ImNotTheBlitz

"I need a weapon"


Senkoki-chan

"A body has been discovered. After a certain amount of time has passed, which you may use however you like, the class trial will begin."


ColHappaBlap

"Do a barrel roll" has a 50/50 chance of ruining or improving it, I'd say


weak_marinara_sauce

You have a hole in your left wing!


Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike

"Ah shit, here we go again."


vanillabean0104

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


Uniqueusernameyboi

“Hey you, you’re finally awake”


jonifed0709

"Ah Shit here we go again"


TheDrifT3r_Cz

"Your fruit killing skills are remarkable"


chickenlounge

You have died of dysentery.


muletchron5000

"War never changes"


bluprintLFT

"It's time to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum..."


Ksb6363

“Hey, you, you’re finally awake” -Skyrim


OldHolly

"I've got balls of steel."


notthe_KGB

“Hey you, your finally awake”


Seaturtl-25

Courier: "I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hand only."


Mooniekate

"Hey! Listen" "Hey! Listen" "Hey! Listen" "Hey! Listen" "Hey! Listen" *"Hey! Listen"*


Random-Steve42

“Just fucking stay dead”


Manikku27

YOU NEED MORE VESPENE GAS


Reed7525

You lack the training to wear that-fallout 3 power armor.


Farlander2821

War. War never changes. When atomic fire consumed the earth, those who survived did so in great, underground vaults. When they opened, their inhabitants set out across ruins of the old world to build new societies, establish new villages, forming tribes. As decades passed, what had been the American southwest united beneath the flag of the New California Republic, dedicated to old-world values of democracy and the rule of law. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Scouts spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave Desert. They returned with tales of a city untouched by the warheads that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Colorado River. The NCR mobilized its army and sent it east to occupy the Hoover Dam, and restore it to working condition. But across the Colorado, another society had arisen under a different flag. A vast army of slaves, forged from the conquest of 86 tribes: Caesar's Legion. Four years have passed since the Republic held the Dam - just barely - against the Legion's onslaught. The Legion did not retreat. Across the river, it gathers strength. Campfires burned, training drums beat. Through it all, the New Vegas Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. House, and his army of rehabilitated Tribals and police robots. You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip. What seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn…for the worse.


Colourblindknight

“WAHOO” - Mario


maltaindia

Gotta go fast


mcspazzerton

“i used to be better at this, until i tool an arrow to the knee”


GorillaS0up

SHITBALLS! –Ghost Recon Wildlands


Silent_Gh0st07

"You should have gone for the head"


UniquePotato

FINISH HIM!!!


Jtfoley24124

 "I Think That I Would Recognize My Own Underwear, Now Give Them Back!" Ruin the moment after sex


cyberpunk20LL

MammaMeya


julian_034

Ehe te nandayo


Daylar17

Welcome. Got some good things for sale stranger


ImmerWolfe

“I didn’t ask for this”


Garywesthead

Do a barrel roll!!!


7sagesotebamboogrove

Another visitor? Stay a while, stay forever! (Impossible Mission)


WimbleWimble

Dark room. everything's going well. "It's-a-me, Mario!"


ftatman

“I should go.”


Wild-Mud3857

KILLING FRENZY!! Right as you finish


II_M4X_II

Snipers north


my-head-hurts987

hey you, you're finally awake!


INCREDIBILIS55

I need a weapon


fartonabagel

“It’s a-me, Mario”


XxtoxicXtoastxX

“It’s easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield.” Solid Snake


Grommuz

Your bottom barracks are under attack.


ChrisTe41

Not like you, I'm American!!


amp5208

"BROTHAAAA! It's been too long!" -Liquid Snake, MGS


slothtrop6

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"


Iniquity1_

"There was a hole here, it's gone now..."


TheSmallDav

Rip and tear


chinchenping

not enough energy


Dorkky

"Hey kid,you've been busy huh? "


_karoux_

Caulk the wagon and float


Jypahttii

How 'bout a round of Gwent?


bertes2

"What now, you piece of filth?!" - Witcher 3


Extra_Bit_5757

Slamma lamma ding dong He just put the boom in the shakalaka


crazedfishuk

.......I should go


Empire_of_walnuts

You forget thousands of things every day. make sure this is one of them!


Potatin34

"I keep hallucinating that you can talk" "Its time to get violent.... And weird" "Esta arma pegajosa dejara mi arma pegajosa"


Je_bus

There is a way in smash to get a character to say the best/worst phrase possible "Hands of my COCK'


all-the-newts

"Your health is low, do you have any potions, or food?"


Animal_Animations_1

“That’s a spicy meat a-ball”


goodworkingorder

"You feel it too, don't you?"


Apollomoonrover

"Then, there was fire"


dreambubblez

“let’s-a go!”