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billybobjimmyjoe

be me, bat minding own business get beaten to death get thrown into soup get eaten humans get virus virus spreads virus causes global pandemic tfw when just chilling and get blame for pandemic


Mental_Mountain850

I get blamed for the pandemic... but it's not my fault that my family was eaten by people


Ditzy_FantasyLand

Even for those of us with past lives as a bat, those lives might have been many ago, and even harder to remember.


Ditzy_FantasyLand

I suppose you could try hang gliding ( "rogallio wing" ) or an ultralight aircraft . . .


SerMercutio

You get to hit balls a lot.


heesell

Being blind and only able to see by making noise