Without telling the name, what quote could sum up an entire tv show?
By - El_CM
Yabba dabba doo
Forgive me lord for what I must yabba dabba doo.
"You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer"
The truth is out there.
Doo ^^doo doo ^^du ^^^du
These violent delights have violent ends
Edit: What’s your favourite season?
Answer: “Awards Season!”
“Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”
You’re the smartest guy I ever met and you’re too stupid to see 💔
He made up his mind ten minutes ago
You are...not the father!
Our lie detector test determined...that was a lie.
This one’s my favorite because of the *concision*. One grunt (three letters) and we all know exactly what you’re taking about.
It’s universal at this point, right??
You bet! There’s a cool article about it titled [“The Globalization of the Simpsons: a Study of Satire in International Media”](https://medium.com/@benkurzrock/the-globalization-of-the-simpsons-a-study-of-satire-in-international-media-e0c0bf5aace1)
From the article:
> [The Simpsons] has been transplanted to more than 70 countries and counting, holding international resonance with adapted versions that go beyond simply translating the language (IMDB) but rather adapting the program to reflect the cultures in which it appears, both on television and via the Internet.
The Simpsons is pretty badass.
Make it so!
Saving people, hunting things, the family business
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.
I lost my shoe
I just love how Rowena says "Fergus."
Holy forking shirtballs!
Resistance is futile.
Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor not a mechanic.
He’s dead, Jim
“My name is Barry Allen, and I’m the fastest man alive”
Also, “My name is Barry Allen, and I am NOT the fastest man alive”
My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive. I make up for it by being as dumb as a box of rocks.
“Cisco he’s too powerful I can’t defeat him!”
“Oh wow it worked”
Run Barry *run*
You can't take the sky from me.
"Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that."
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Sooo many quotes but this one stuck with me...
I aim to misbehave.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
I am a leaf on the wind.
Edit 4 days later: Holy pancake, how has this 10k upvotes?! Thanks guys!
I'm wearing my slightly darker black turtleneck
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants
Came here to post:
Wait, we're not doing phrasing anymore?
What'cha talkin about Willis?
*What'CHU talkin bout Willis?
It's all good, man.
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Good news everyone!
Bite my shiny metal ass
When people get too chumy with me, id like to call them by the wrong name.
We still never talk sometimes
Bring me all your bacon and eggs
Wait! I'm afraid that what you heard was bring me a lot of eggs and bacon. What I said was, bring me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Good god, Lemon.
It's after 6, what am I? A farmer?!?
Working on my night cheese!
Hey Liz Lemon, can I google myself in your office?
Can I use your computer?
How else would you do it?
Shut up meg!
Well damn jackie i can't control the weather!
Troy and Abed in the moooorning!
Did I ever tell you about the time I banged Eartha Kitt?
6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!
Oh my god they killed kenny!
Screw you guys, I’m going home
In West Philadelphia born and raised...
My foot up your ass!
I wish i was an octopus, so I can put 8 different feets in 8 different asses, blauauauauauuaua
so there’s a car that runs on water, man
Have you met Ted?
I'd go with, Legen... wait for it.. dary. Legendary
The time they ended the season finally with Barney saying, "It's gonna be legen, wait for it..." and just cut to black and then opened the next season with "dary" was very well played.
My favorite was "It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!"
You know that’s right.
There are so many for that show.
Wait for ittttt. Come on, son. Have you heard about Pluto? Suck it. This is my partner ...
Gus, don’t be a myopic chihuahua.
Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.
We were on a break!
How you doin'?
This is all a moo point.
Could you BE any more correct??
They don't know that we know they know we know
Paper ! Snow ! A ghost !
What the fork is a Chidi?
Not a girl
Welcome! Everything is fine
I'm no Superman!
“It’s guy love...”
So anyway, I started blasting
what a jabroni
Dee, you bitch.
You haven't thought of the SMELL, you BITCH.
I'm not burning the duster. Alright. That's crazy. That's like... that's insane.
Has anyone in this family actually SEEN a chicken?
Treat Yo’ Self
Ann, you beautiful tropical fish
Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.
Ann you beautiful naive sophisticated new born baby.
She's the woooOOooOoRRrst!
Bye-bye Lil Sebastian! Almost cried
> Almost cried
I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian passed.
I tried making ramen in the coffee machine and broke everything.
I typed your symptoms into google, and it says you may have internet connectivity issues.
4 8 15 16 23 42
That boy aint right
Dang it. Hank doesn't curse that strongly.
Its bigger on the inside
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
That one got away from you, didn't it
Not great, not terrible.
there’s always money in the banana stand!
It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
I’ve made a huge mistake
"We're just clones sir, we're meant to be expendable"
"Not to me."
“No Anakin!!! Wait!!”
"find him...find him. Fives. Find him. FIVES!"
We clones have mixed feelings about the war
Have you tried turning it on and off again?
Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger!
Edit 2: Have you tried tiring it off and on again? As many people have kindly point out.
This, Jen, is the internet.
If you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the internet.
I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.
"I dont believe I've ever looked in this drawer before. Oh, a gun. I wonder if its loaded."
*click* *click* *click*
"No. Ah, here we go."
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
(Edit: thank you kind stranger!! My 1st award ever 🥰)
A fire? At a sea parks?
Winter is coming
You know nothing
Pop what Magnitude? ... POP WHAT?!
6 season and a movie.
6 seasons and a table read zoom meeting!
Troy and abed in the morning....
You son of a bitch, I'm in
It’s pretty good. Prit-taay prit-taaaay good!
Edit: my first gold! I would thank the anonymous but we all know who that is ;)
Today's show was brought to you by the letter A
ETA: thanks for the award, I just saw that :D
~ doofenshmirtz evil incorporated ~
~*Doofenshmirtz’s Evil Incorporated!* ^^*after* ^^*hourss...*
I can hear this
B-U-S-T-E-D you are BUSTED
That's what she said
Oh how the turntables....
I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! Millions of families suffer every year!
DID I STUTTER ?!
I prefer "Boy, have you lost your mind 'cause I'll help you find it!"
NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
It makes me mad that Jesse never actually said “science, bitch” yet its the most famous Breaking Bad quote
“Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!”
WELL DAMN JACKIE, I CAN’T CONTROL THE WEATHER !
Wheels up in 30.
"In every generation, there is a Chosen One."
Don’t have a cow, man
*A l l e g e d l y.*
Wheels snipe celly boys
Dirty fuckin dangles boys!
To be faaaaiiirrr