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Without telling the name, what quote could sum up an entire tv show?

Without telling the name, what quote could sum up an entire tv show?

Karii999

My cabbages!


BirdsNest87

Yabba dabba doo


OptionShot

Forgive me lord for what I must yabba dabba doo.


null_reference_user

"You don't want a criminal lawyer, you want a CRIMINAL lawyer"


beamerboy77

Suprise Motherfucka!


[deleted]

The truth is out there.


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

Doo ^^doo doo ^^du ^^^du


davemmett

These violent delights have violent ends


wandrlusty

Ew David! Edit: What’s your favourite season? Answer: “Awards Season!”


Merster_Spoiker

Yo, bitch!


joedurette

“Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”


[deleted]

You’re the smartest guy I ever met and you’re too stupid to see 💔


MonquisieMonquido

He made up his mind ten minutes ago


PoppyGooze

You are...not the father!


little_brown_bat

Our lie detector test determined...that was a lie.


qwazzlechops

D’oh!


Lebanese_Trees

This one’s my favorite because of the *concision*. One grunt (three letters) and we all know exactly what you’re taking about.


qwazzlechops

It’s universal at this point, right??


Lebanese_Trees

You bet! There’s a cool article about it titled [“The Globalization of the Simpsons: a Study of Satire in International Media”](https://medium.com/@benkurzrock/the-globalization-of-the-simpsons-a-study-of-satire-in-international-media-e0c0bf5aace1) From the article: > [The Simpsons] has been transplanted to more than 70 countries and counting, holding international resonance with adapted versions that go beyond simply translating the language (IMDB) but rather adapting the program to reflect the cultures in which it appears, both on television and via the Internet. The Simpsons is pretty badass. Edit: apostrophes


dominiquec

Make it so!


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r-Yellowblaze

You donkey!


AltMuchlol

"Walkers."


NachoNam

CORAL!


pinnielov

Saving people, hunting things, the family business


katerayd

Idjit.


D0rkasaurusRex

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.


Arkangyal02

I lost my shoe


IMTonks

I just love how Rowena says "Fergus."


Weird-Version

Holy forking shirtballs!


Jorr_El

Jeremy Bearimy


whyiscarol

Oh dip!


j0n66

Resistance is futile.


Catlenfell

Dammit, Jim. I'm a doctor not a mechanic.


[deleted]

He’s dead, Jim


lolniceonethatsfunny

“My name is Barry Allen, and I’m the fastest man alive” Also, “My name is Barry Allen, and I am NOT the fastest man alive”


m_faustus

My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive. I make up for it by being as dumb as a box of rocks.


GoldenSpermShower

“Cisco he’s too powerful I can’t defeat him!” “Run faster.” “Oh wow it worked”


happybirthmom

Run Barry *run*


Rumblepuff

You can't take the sky from me.


Kay_29

"Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that."


Nebelhom

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Sooo many quotes but this one stuck with me...


lupusdude

I aim to misbehave.


Argon0503

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!


bobyajio

I am a leaf on the wind.


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LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Edit 4 days later: Holy pancake, how has this 10k upvotes?! Thanks guys!


boone209

Danger zone....


juggernautjefe81

I'm wearing my slightly darker black turtleneck


unkind-raven

Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants


TankConcrete

Came here to post: Phrasing


UnoriginalUse

Wait, we're not doing phrasing anymore?


jml1600

What'cha talkin about Willis?


felonius_thunk

*What'CHU talkin bout Willis?


hazelzel

It's all good, man.


Cookie0927

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"


Joedaddy901

“Imagination! 🌈”


mattreyu

Good news everyone!


MaxEhrlich

Bite my shiny metal ass


b_a_i_k

When people get too chumy with me, id like to call them by the wrong name.


[deleted]

We still never talk sometimes


kj_SmrtAlc

Bring me all your bacon and eggs


siknahsty

Wait! I'm afraid that what you heard was bring me a lot of eggs and bacon. What I said was, bring me all the bacon and eggs you have.


sugar-soad

NORM


allieshouts

Good god, Lemon.


xanthiczebra

It's after 6, what am I? A farmer?!?


sheepthechicken

Working on my night cheese!


IWantToBeTheBoshy

Hey Liz Lemon, can I google myself in your office? Sure! Can I use your computer? How else would you do it? *Finger Point*


Moothu22

Shut up meg!


hallomakker

Well damn jackie i can't control the weather!


tuckerenby

Buuuurrnnnn!


canehdian78

Dumbass


GrandToasty

Troy and Abed in the moooorning!


Tortilla-Tom

Pop POP!


JohnFingZoidberg

Did I ever tell you about the time I banged Eartha Kitt?


DJZbad93

*nights*


Arachnolad63

6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!


fuckinnormiesreeeee

Exterminate!!


Pacino1690

Oh my god they killed kenny!


[deleted]

You Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111


DJZbad93

Screw you guys, I’m going home


Foopsbjj

In West Philadelphia born and raised...


ImadeJesus

My foot up your ass!


dinopooeatmyshoe

Dumbass


TheTrooper28

I wish i was an octopus, so I can put 8 different feets in 8 different asses, blauauauauauuaua


thecrusader77

so there’s a car that runs on water, man


DoubleCake22

Have you met Ted?


darwin_vinci7

I'd go with, Legen... wait for it.. dary. Legendary


s_c_w

The time they ended the season finally with Barney saying, "It's gonna be legen, wait for it..." and just cut to black and then opened the next season with "dary" was very well played.


VendettaX99

My favorite was "It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is...dairy!"


MendenhallandOates

You know that’s right.


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MendenhallandOates

There are so many for that show. Wait for ittttt. Come on, son. Have you heard about Pluto? Suck it. This is my partner ... So good.


DJZbad93

Gus, don’t be a myopic chihuahua.


MendenhallandOates

Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.


NCyberPimp

We were on a break!


s_c_w

How you doin'?


malibu-gold

PIVOT!!!!


welllpppp

UNAGI


motherofJax

This is all a moo point.


Amnesiac_Elephant

Could you BE any more correct??


Pandatour

They don't know that we know they know we know


michmich3

Paper ! Snow ! A ghost !


wanderingwacoon

What the fork is a Chidi?


roochmcgooch

Not a girl


MrsRadioJunk

Welcome! Everything is fine


ThePifta

I'm no Superman!


hobbsarelie83

*eeaaggglllleeee*


azmus29h

“It’s guy love...”


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DJZbad93

So anyway, I started blasting


madomadotsuki

what a jabroni


FearofaRoundPlanet

Dee, you bitch.


centipededamascus

You haven't thought of the SMELL, you BITCH.


indicaindy

The implication


velveteenrobber12

I'm not burning the duster. Alright. That's crazy. That's like... that's insane.


papahet1

Has anyone in this family actually SEEN a chicken?


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littlecajunlady

Treat Yo’ Self


bananaIsGoodForYou

Ann, you beautiful tropical fish


[deleted]

Ann, you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish.


ruanl1

Ann you beautiful naive sophisticated new born baby.


jellyfishrunner

She's the woooOOooOoRRrst!


drewmoore84

mmmmmmmmMoney Pleeeeeeeease!


PoolsOnFire

Lil Sebastian!


DC_Dupont

Bye-bye Lil Sebastian! Almost cried


xaanthar

> Almost cried I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian passed.


Agent_B_Macklin_FBI

I tried making ramen in the coffee machine and broke everything.


iSpccn

I typed your symptoms into google, and it says you may have internet connectivity issues.


MrJbrads

4 8 15 16 23 42


baronvonbee

Dammit Bobby.


hallomakker

That boy aint right


-Tesserex-

Dang it. Hank doesn't curse that strongly.


Attacker1983

Its bigger on the inside


Stratovarius54

Bite my shiny metal ass!


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looking4out

...Sarah lynn?


AL4212

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey


distinctlyambiguous

Don't blink.


BaconWrappedPanda

That one got away from you, didn't it


c082

Not great, not terrible.


tpain8

there’s always money in the banana stand!


[deleted]

It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?


TheHoneySacrifice

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.


NotADoctor06

or candy!


Amnesiac_Elephant

Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?


Blucheese99

I’ve made a huge mistake


LostCanadianGoose

Her?


Palpatinethethicc

"We're just clones sir, we're meant to be expendable"


SiTheGreat

"Not to me."


im_achicken

“No Anakin!!! Wait!!”


ritwht

"find him...find him. Fives. Find him. FIVES!"


JuicyJuicedJoos

We clones have mixed feelings about the war


[deleted]

Have you tried turning it on and off again? Edit: Thanks for the silver kind stranger! Edit 2: Have you tried tiring it off and on again? As many people have kindly point out.


_TexasSD

This, Jen, is the internet.


dm_me_alt_girls

If you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the internet.


047032495

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.


FearofaRoundPlanet

"I dont believe I've ever looked in this drawer before. Oh, a gun. I wonder if its loaded." *click* *click* *click* "No. Ah, here we go."


scratchy_mcballsy

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


kj_SmrtAlc

I'm disabled! (Edit: thank you kind stranger!! My 1st award ever 🥰)


groenzucht

^I’m ^disabled.


magusmccormick

A fire? At a sea parks?


Underwater_Pickle

Winter is coming


Weird-Version

You know nothing


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KrZ120

Pop Pop


raven_darkseid

Pop what Magnitude? ... POP WHAT?!


[deleted]

6 season and a movie.


kj_SmrtAlc

6 seasons and a table read zoom meeting!


extra_specticles

Troy and abed in the morning....


ChillUrWayThru

You son of a bitch, I'm in


Souled_Out895

It’s pretty good. Prit-taay prit-taaaay good! Edit: my first gold! I would thank the anonymous but we all know who that is ;)


earthgarden

Today's show was brought to you by the letter A ETA: thanks for the award, I just saw that :D


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xkat24

~ doofenshmirtz evil incorporated ~


GoldenSpermShower

~*Doofenshmirtz’s Evil Incorporated!* ^^*after* ^^*hourss...*


BappoNoElChapo

I can hear this


Deadfish234

B-U-S-T-E-D you are BUSTED


schright_dwute

That's what she said


extra_specticles

Oh how the turntables....


cyrobs

I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious.


RAWR_XD42069

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.


Amnesiac_Elephant

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! Millions of families suffer every year!


RAWR_XD42069

Michael!!


IamoneofScottsTots

DID I STUTTER ?!


Lavender-Jenkins

I prefer "Boy, have you lost your mind 'cause I'll help you find it!"


-Alter--Ego-

NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!


nathima1

Science, bitch!


SchiroccoMID

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS


drainmyveins

It makes me mad that Jesse never actually said “science, bitch” yet its the most famous Breaking Bad quote


[deleted]

“Hey Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!”


juru28

WELL DAMN JACKIE, I CAN’T CONTROL THE WEATHER !


YumariiWolf

KAKAROT!!!!


bpholland

Wheels up in 30.


keight07

"In every generation, there is a Chosen One."


ZamoriXIII

Don’t have a cow, man


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elvenbabey

*A l l e g e d l y.*


intheeye8

Wheels snipe celly boys


NinaBanina22

Dirty fuckin dangles boys!


NinaBanina22

To be faaaaiiirrr