"Hi furry here, we don't all want to fuck animals. You're thinking of zoophiles. I mean yes they have fursonas, and some of them wear suits, and they roleplay, but *they* want to fuck animals, unlike us."
"It's not having sex with animals it's being an animal and having sex" had a guy tell me this multiple times when I found out he started going to furry conventions as a "joke" I cut all ties with him because I just wasn't comfortable with the idea of having sex with a literal fucking dog.
"I'm a furry"
r/technicallythetruth
Why did i read this in the emkay voice?
Meow!
My cat says that all the time. Im starting to suspect it's a man in a costume now.
Like the r/tihi post?
I hate how much my sweat makes the suit smell, but I'm too ashamed to get it cleaned.
Could also be a BDSM fetishist.
could also be a Cylinder fetishist.
Ayo, it’s Cylinder guy, didn’t think you were real
Spray bottle. Water and isopropyl alcohol. I use this on my knitted scarves that won’t survive a washing machine cycle
Yiff.
You know of any good fursuit makers nearby? I’m seriously looking for a good one.
No but I do know of some landscape companies with state of the art wood chippers
Oh no!! Not the flamethrower!
pyro tf2
"Hi furry here, we don't all want to fuck animals. You're thinking of zoophiles. I mean yes they have fursonas, and some of them wear suits, and they roleplay, but *they* want to fuck animals, unlike us."
"Furries aren't weird"
"I-I'm not a furry owo" Or any version of the word "yiff"
"I swear mom, the funny yellow cat was just dancing"
Uwu wait noooooo
"It's not having sex with animals it's being an animal and having sex" had a guy tell me this multiple times when I found out he started going to furry conventions as a "joke" I cut all ties with him because I just wasn't comfortable with the idea of having sex with a literal fucking dog.
Do you think that going to furry conventions will actually turn someone into a dog, or do you just not know what the word literal means?
No he would wear full body fur suits. Didn't put that in there
I‘m a LGBTQF-activist. My pronouns are me/meow
me/ow would have worked better
Anything pryocinical would say
Grab the Tide spot treatment pen. I spilled my latte in my main and it's so obvious on my blue fur.
"I'm an Alpha Male"
Stick it in my cloaca.
“Furries are cool”
WooooOoOooOoOOfFFf
You should respect my right to piss and shit in a litter box
Said no furry ever.
I'm not a furry
You're standing on my tail.
I'm a lizard wolf
"My Furry Avatar :3"
Yiff
Bark
Purrs seductively
I love vaporeon 😏
The HSTVL was the best tank ever made.
No, I do NOT require a fucking litter box!
I think my tail fell out
“Furries aren’t weird UwU.”
I wouldn’t know what only a furry says although chatgpt might know
OwO or UwU
Hi I'm Poison I am a fox+wolf hybrid, or a Folf
Wanna look at monosodium glutamate?