Forget about Christianity & Islam. Those are the past. We welcome you to our new religion called _________.
By - ihavealargesock
As a resident of Iowa, I approve this ouija message.
As a resident of Illinois, I also approve this message
I think you may be mistaken, the ouija spelt C O R N. Not C O R R U P T I O N.
You fucking killed him dude.
As a resident of the Eye of Terror, I also approve this message.
Blood for the Blood God, and all that.
Ah yes, Khorne for the Khorne Flakes.
All the other Ruinous Powers have such cool names, and then there's just CORN!
Techno never dies
As a member of corn, I also approve this message
Al a resident of Ohio, I also approve this message.
COME ON DOWN! AND TRY SOME CORN!
Or we will sacrifice your newborn
I came here just to type "CORN". Guess I'll have to settle with changing the "CORN" to "CORNBREAD".
Come down today, and buy some corn
OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN
We are all children of the Corn now.
[Wheat is a sin](https://youtu.be/hvoagWSOw_Y)
Markiplier approves, sponsored by Del Monte
I like this one
oh it's a duck
Username checks out
You're in for a shock.
Oh, could that be a brown pikachu?
I welcome you, brother.
Now we're talking
^(Also it's ~~r/walouijia~~ *r/walouija*)
This is why I dont type at 3 am
2 letters in and we already know where this is going.
wait, that's illegal
Why? Are you interested?
Oppa gangnam style
I didn’t know a sub like this existed but I’m glad it does. Stay hydrated.
All hail Mua'Dib! He is the One Who Guides the Way! He is the Voice from the Outer World! He gives water to the dead!
Blessed be the Maker and His Spice!
Forget netflix and chill, we are here to DRINK RUM & BLAST CUM
Aww I was gonna put Kemetic:(
The religious symbol should be a chicken.
Nice save ouija
[Our Lord and savior](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFoOHI9iJw)