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Forget about Christianity & Islam. Those are the past. We welcome you to our new religion called _________.

Forget about Christianity & Islam. Those are the past. We welcome you to our new religion called _________.

Larry587

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Hufflebaby

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DerpyWarrior42

U


LAWLUK

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PredatoryHorses

B


spencelogan

L


DerpyWarrior42

A


just_a_tater

R


pineprika

T


FuckAssCuntIdiot

Goodbye


T0PP00PER199

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[deleted]

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nathanmann414

R


[deleted]

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JeeperCreeperX

Goodbye.


CrypticT

As a resident of Iowa, I approve this ouija message.


DaWildBob

As a resident of Illinois, I also approve this message


CrypticT

I think you may be mistaken, the ouija spelt C O R N. Not C O R R U P T I O N.


jojoismyreligion

You fucking killed him dude.


Dronizian

As a resident of the Eye of Terror, I also approve this message. Blood for the Blood God, and all that.


123Thundernugget

Ah yes, Khorne for the Khorne Flakes. All the other Ruinous Powers have such cool names, and then there's just CORN!


Adventador

Techno never dies


bumbling__bee

As a member of corn, I also approve this message


representmcforyouth

Al a resident of Ohio, I also approve this message.


that_is_a_spoon

Iowans unite!


Flareblitz5

Gang gang


[deleted]

COME ON DOWN! AND TRY SOME CORN!


MEMESTER8008

Or we will sacrifice your newborn


_squash_boi

AA-


BadPercussionist

r/expectedouija


Jelly_Noodle

I came here just to type "CORN". Guess I'll have to settle with changing the "CORN" to "CORNBREAD".


That-Lemon-Guy

Come down today, and buy some corn


Toast_702

OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN


BaronOfBears

r/cornouija


[deleted]

We are all children of the Corn now.


Andre_3Million

[Wheat is a sin](https://youtu.be/hvoagWSOw_Y)


aberrantforestcat

r/expectedouija


Laylayaz

Markiplier approves, sponsored by Del Monte


FBIs-most-wanted420

Goodbye


Ninjaz4eva

I like this one


QiKS

I agree


ohitsaduck

I'm interested


pineprika

oh it's a duck


Flyxor

Username checks out


Tbot8910

Yes


brownpikachu08

You're in for a shock.


Conan_Kitt

Oh, could that be a brown pikachu?


JayzerBomb

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zamitman

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[deleted]

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YaBoiOheb

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5P3C7RE

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Carelesssss

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Xx_TheNoobSlayer_xX

Goodbye


Leonel979

I'm interesed


Chacochilla

r/waluigism I welcome you, brother.


NoisyLoud

Now we're talking


Butt-Savior

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Morsemouse

r/waluijia


64PBRB

r/waluigism ^(Also it's ~~r/walouijia~~ *r/walouija*)


Morsemouse

This is why I dont type at 3 am


Cutecupp

2 letters in and we already know where this is going.


DasWackBruh

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Jaaylex_

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Intergalactyc

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bhargavagavesh

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greendave11

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EitherWeird2

G A Y


wannaeatpizza

wait, that's illegal


[deleted]

Goodbye


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Why? Are you interested?


Xx_TheNoobSlayer_xX

Goodbye


Blablablablitz

Oppa gangnam style


BingisJingle

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MackintoshTime

A


VeriBigBoi

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[deleted]

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DiamondJolt

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Spawn0206

Goodbye


hufflepuff_shuffle

r/HydroHomies


Paulgeta

I didn’t know a sub like this existed but I’m glad it does. Stay hydrated.


123Thundernugget

All hail Mua'Dib! He is the One Who Guides the Way! He is the Voice from the Outer World! He gives water to the dead! Blessed be the Maker and His Spice!


RodnyrUwU

Stay hydrated


FansJFK4

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[deleted]

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Toast_702

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dhanus72

Goodbye


cum_sock_

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Fincica

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cum_sock_

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astrolijah21

Goodbye


CuteMorgana

Forget netflix and chill, we are here to DRINK RUM & BLAST CUM


alfatoomega

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[deleted]

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comrade_oof

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[deleted]

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Blite33

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themarigolden

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eboypm

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spookybaker

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waxmoronic

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KimDrawer

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5P3C7RE

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GroovinChip

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CuteMorgana

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

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123Thundernugget

H


Chiku7349

A


waxmoronic

T


YaBoiOheb

Goodbye


Maryland_Ball

;)


another_redditor1219

K Aww I was gonna put Kemetic:(


CuteMorgana

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Enocyt

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[deleted]

[удалено]


jojoismyreligion

The religious symbol should be a chicken.


RodnyrUwU

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Diffusingkittens

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[deleted]

[удалено]


youcef191488

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caraloui

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Anti-Anti-Vaxx

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Will-Tell

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AnUnsocialPigeon

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silent_samurai69

Goodbye


knightbls2115

raputin


Okesa

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Guffa96

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VeriBigBoi

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fereverent

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[deleted]

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Sam-Wilson8697

E


DiamondJolt

E


TyMT

E


JcoeMan5

E


Okesa

Goodbye


TheIceBoy2

E


LAWLUK

N


instlifetime

E


pineprika

L


Raaqu

Goodbye


Xela_Acer

Nice save ouija


Emerald_Valkyrie

Smashing


nootooshoo

A


Evanware

N


rasecarrnews

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toobadsoooosad

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92jharvey

A


epicpass8

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XxxDavinxxX

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chil4t90

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Leonel979

Goodbye


epicpass8

Goodbye


Pheonixrulr

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spongebash

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float-double

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BadPercussionist

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[deleted]

[удалено]


CuteMorgana

4


youcef191488

Goodbye


MegaSceptile99

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IRelateToYuri

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Enocyt

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BrunetteThrasher

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123Thundernugget

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dhanus72

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TrollerBoy21

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KooziWoozi

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XxButtercup420xX

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dhanus72

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waxmoronic

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zchowdh

Goodbye


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChimeraEva

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[deleted]

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Tollycat173

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CuteMorgana

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Tollycat173

Goodbye


TitanMainByTheWay

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ProwlerPlayzYT

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EUGENIA25

[Our Lord and savior](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rNFoOHI9iJw)


underscoremaddy

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youcef191488

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AnUnsocialPigeon

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theholykingkiwi

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AMIDSTFAIRIES

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Will-Tell

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