By - sparrow1911
I am an architect and a shitposter.
Shitposter on Reddit > Having a successful career as an architect
correct. making greeks mad in this sub is more patriotic than building architectural masterpieces in my country. 💪shitposter💪
I am not Greek myself but I kinda understand them. It’s a bit silly to base your countries identity on the fact that the ancient kingdom of Macedonia kinda almost grazed your borders. You are a Slavic nation. There is plenty to be proud of. No need to go round appropriating some other culture. I don’t get it to be honest.
Only FYROMians are capable of the mental gymnastics to “understand” it.
Automations by day, gaming by night, retarded when near artificial light.
A quote to live by,very wise
My dad used to sell a lot of capacitors to Romania when he worked in Ducati Energy. Are you an automation technician in white industry?
Nah, i do computer automations for things involving financial data.
Oh cool stuff
do you get paid well. how much do you get extra when you encounter a serbian in a pointless internet fight?
I get paid with Reddit updoots or whatever people on here call them nowadays. I get paid extra if there are fellow Albanian keyboard warriors on the frontline. Otherwise, I face a deficit caused by mass downvoting from the Serbian side
I remember you. I’m from the 548th serbian keyboard warrior division.
Ah, yes. I’m from the Rrustem Hekri Regiment. Right now we’re in peacetime. See you in the next controversial thread.
Based department, Republic of Democratic Republic of Serbia, Deep State, Belgrade.
Be warned that we have several bait and slander articles drafted & ready to react reciprocally if we see attacks from Albanian sphere.
Sir, it's an honor to meet you, sir!
Good day to you, corporal. Now, lay off that tentacle stuff and get to work ASAP.
We are prepared. Now we wait for the daily AskBalkans bait post
in which cities have you worked?
What do you mean Gallipoli?!? I don’t even know where Gallipoli is!! Nobody knows where Gallipoli is!
I beg to differ: Χερσόνησος της Καλλίπολης
Pretty fun job most days.
ı make pizza restaurants. we are balkan bros now
Fuck yea 🇷🇸🤜🤛🇹🇷🇲🇰
im a really good pizza eater
We'd get along pretty well then
ı dont make pizzas, ı make pizza restaurants. it is more sigma 💪
oops im talkin with chef
Hey chef, what's the worst pizza you ever chefed?
Well, the popular answer would be Hawaiian(pineapple) pizza, but I sorta dig that one.
So my answer is gonna be vegetarian pizza, who the hell thinks of ordering a vegetarian meal, and goes with a pizza, smh.
Edit: Cheese crust pizza would also be among the worst, not because the pizza's bad, it's pretty good actually, but cuz it's a bitch to make. I can make three regular pizzas by the time I finish a single cheese crust pizza.
Yeah I'm with you on the vegetarian pizza, especially the vegetarian cheese -- my UltraOrthodox family consumes it as it is "proper for fasting days" and it's just horrible, I'd rather eat boiled and salted mud.
That cheese crust pizza sounds American in a good way, like a grilled cheese sandwich.
All cheese is vegetarian, mate.
You probably mean vegan / plant based.
True, guilty as charged.
How come you're not a borek chef?!
Well, I finished culinary school, so I was supposed to be a regular cook, for Börek you need a specific baking degree. One day, however, our pizza chef was fired, and we didn't have a replacement so I was like "fuck it, I'll try"
Turns out I was pretty good at it and I found my true calling.
I'd love to try your pizza! There's no better food than food made with love 🥰
Hah! Ain't that the truth!
If you ever find yourself in Subotica, I'd be happy to serve you one!
Wasting my mom's money in her basement while failing at my uni
Two negatives make one positive.
Damn Jokes aside, today a result came in from a subject I have been trying to pass for years. And I did it. 15 more to go :)
CS and Telecoms
I'll start working at Heineken with some office job for July. It's some kind of youth program and it's my first "real" job
Free beer? Pls tell there is free beer.
Get a desk near the toilet. Beer drinking is part of a quick fluid cycle in human bodies.
OnlyFans Producer 👀👀👀
OnlyFans actor 🥶🥶🥶
OnlyFans subscriber 🤣🤣🤣
Mother of an OnlyFans subscriber 💀💀💀
Hey mum, can you lend me your credit card for a bit🙏
do you get paid well?. ı can give up my architecture career and start posting some hot turkish body parts.
Wait, for real?
bro you gotta see my ass. I bet you half of your country's girl dont have that big.
Bahahah, you know already what my second job is, having a third one would be too much
No he's a dentist lol
I mean, i chat with him so i know that, but a person can have two jobs😂🤷♂️
Oh ok. Yea it wouldnt surprise me if he does that on the side lol
Side hustle of managing onlyfans profiles because people are lazy to post their own nudes so someone else has to do it 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 Best job in the world /s
^(side note: if anyone really offers this job position, ngl I wouldn't mind side cash)
I'm an astronaut and in my free time I do brain surgery (on myself).
I'm a rocket scientist. You're just a puppet.
That's why I picked up brain surgery on the side... to help people like you.
Do you spend most of your free time searching?
Ruining my life.
chad balkan youth 💪
gotta hit gym and become a gang member is more chad tho 💪
Gym is expensive, being a member of the mafia isn't💪
Cringe w\*sterner spends 100's of euro's on a gym membership, matching clothes, gloves, water bottles etc. --> no gains
Chad balkanoid does pullups of the stairs of an abandoned soviet building, let's his brother jump on it's back when it becomes to easy --> 0 cost all the gains 💪🏻
Woah, abandoned buildings? No sir! We on Balkans use everything we have!💪
it is not that expensive tho. where ı live i only pay 1600tl per year for gym membership which is rougly 95 dollars. where are you from?
You should timestamp TL to USD conversions for better reference in the future.
>rougly 95 dollars
94... 93... 92...
I'm a dragon hunter
There are no dragons around so thanks for doing your job well.
It's good to see someone thanking us
Oh I've never met a Turkish colleague before. I would like to ask, does turkey sport a greater variety of dragons than Greece due to it's mostly being in Asia? We only get landwyrms here and the occasional European dragon coming down from the mountains.
Chad dragon enjoyer😎😎😎
What u doin here
Meh Italy is barely western tbh
We became when we lost WW2
I'll quit my job right now and work for you.
Associate to the stone-thrower or stone-thrower associate?
Second one explains my occupation perfectly.
**Pornographic artist** *( not kidding )*.
show us some of your high quality work
Am i allowed to post my work here? I don’t wanna get banned…
I probably played at your uncles cousin ex girlfriend wedding
Kolega muzićar ;)
Professional troll, my salary is paid in rubles
Finally, he revealed himself…
He can't keep getting away with it!
Med student who needs to study for final but scrolling through r/AskBalkans
This is what we call "failing"
Freelance 3D modeler - animator
I am also an animated 3d model!
I am also an 3d modeller. 3ds max - blender and sketchup the ones ı mostly use.
I live on the other side 99%, nurbs surface modelling. And of course CAM
CS major software/systems engineer during daytime.
I chase women w*stern women at nightime (for protein)
Professional Oxygen Waster
Progenitor fund drainer
wtf is this
Lives off parents.
I’m a Police Officer
I speed. A lot. You’ll never catch me. 😎
Come to kapıkule, let the chase begin with my 2013 accent blue
with the roads you got in romania he surelly will. 😎
Or maybe not, he's gotta drive on the same road. Besides it's on home ground, we have the experience on how to drive on such roads, the cop does not, so he still gets away.
just a regular turkish delikanlı.
marine biology and engeneering
Horse-riding village raider
A government-mandated side gig for any Bulgarian
Administration, accounting and finances at a firm. I simultaneously shitpost on reddit to keep my sanity in one piece
💪shitposting vs being a accounter 🤢
I wish it was only accounting would have a lot more time to shitpost on reddit lol
Software developer and translator from Enlish to Albanian
lieutenant at the army
Collection agent - collecting currency for a while now
Being the family disappointment
you work as a number how interesting.
he does a great job ☺️👏
most hardworking person in balkans
Senior Software Engineer and memer
Is there a difference? You copy paste from Stackexchange or you copy paste from Imgflip.
Survivor Expert of Livin in nowadays Turkey
Second year Cardiothoracic surgery Resident
I'm a student.
One who really learn things.
you guys really learn sth in schools? pathenic. a real chad balkaner'd learn things all by himself.
If he is really learning he wouldnt be on reddit
he is an imposter
I am the cat from OP's picture.
Organs Harvester . . .
I don’t need to wish 😎 when I’m my fellow Albanian brother 😈
Highest paying job in Kosovo 💰/s
Drunk homeless of the neighborhood
Internet technician for more than 3 years.
If anyone needs any help hit me up...iust don't ask about hacking your EX's Instagram account.
I could probably cut their internet that's about it.
Unemployed recently, poor man.
Professional onliner for now
Imagine you have a real job 🤢
Imagine being a useful part of society 🤢 ıt would be pathenic, luckly we have reddit for doing literally nothing. chad redditor balkaners 💪
I am materials engineer
I work in Switzerland on a family farm as a farmhand.
I am LGBT
Technical artist for a mobile game company
Maternity, proposals, elopements & weddings photographer 📷
Data Centre engineer, from România but living in UK for 5 years.
Student (Studying to be an African Warlord)
I’m a dentist.
Oh my poor colleague, your life ain't easy #staystrong
Professional self hater
Uhhh, not for long lol.
Instant expert. Add water, stir, allow the mixture to rest for 15 minutes and you got yourself an expert in $field. Also reddit-powered procrastinator.
I'm a business analyst/ translator/ book reviewer 😂😂
Software engineer by day. Drug smuggler by night.
I work in a mall for rich people.
I work in 3 apartments as a janitor
Only one is legal
That's not a job
*THIS IS A REAL JOB*
Learn hard and be the teacher's favourite to win the scholarship(money)
Fellow Machiavellian "good" student.
Oh no, you catched me 😦
I'm a biotechnologist, doing a master's.
Junior ML Engineer & Data Scientist from 9 to 18,
Professional Montenegrin the rest.
Reddit users don’t have jobs
well at least ı have. ı write here and get paid with karmas
Bullying americans online.
High school teacher
Student in master's degree. Linguistics.
Also, a choice regret-er if I might add. But I'm too confused with life to know if it's better to abandon and do a Literature degree, or just bite the bullet for one more year then I'll be free to become a teacher.
I work for the Belarusian government