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sparrow1911

I am an architect and a shitposter. thank you


Fregitor

Shitposter on Reddit > Having a successful career as an architect


sparrow1911

correct. making greeks mad in this sub is more patriotic than building architectural masterpieces in my country. 💪shitposter💪


pqisp0

I am not Greek myself but I kinda understand them. It’s a bit silly to base your countries identity on the fact that the ancient kingdom of Macedonia kinda almost grazed your borders. You are a Slavic nation. There is plenty to be proud of. No need to go round appropriating some other culture. I don’t get it to be honest.


PMMEFEMALEASSSPREADS

Only FYROMians are capable of the mental gymnastics to “understand” it.


Vdd666

Automations by day, gaming by night, retarded when near artificial light.


sparrow1911

💪


block_boi

A quote to live by,very wise


Epicureanbeer

My dad used to sell a lot of capacitors to Romania when he worked in Ducati Energy. Are you an automation technician in white industry?


Vdd666

Nah, i do computer automations for things involving financial data.


Epicureanbeer

Oh cool stuff


WorldClassChef

Keyboard warrior


sparrow1911

do you get paid well. how much do you get extra when you encounter a serbian in a pointless internet fight?


WorldClassChef

I get paid with Reddit updoots or whatever people on here call them nowadays. I get paid extra if there are fellow Albanian keyboard warriors on the frontline. Otherwise, I face a deficit caused by mass downvoting from the Serbian side


TheGoldMiner88

I remember you. I’m from the 548th serbian keyboard warrior division.


WorldClassChef

Ah, yes. I’m from the Rrustem Hekri Regiment. Right now we’re in peacetime. See you in the next controversial thread.


fakemaleorgasm

Based department, Republic of Democratic Republic of Serbia, Deep State, Belgrade. Be warned that we have several bait and slander articles drafted & ready to react reciprocally if we see attacks from Albanian sphere.


TheGoldMiner88

Sir, it's an honor to meet you, sir!


fakemaleorgasm

Good day to you, corporal. Now, lay off that tentacle stuff and get to work ASAP.


WorldClassChef

We are prepared. Now we wait for the daily AskBalkans bait post


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sparrow1911

in which cities have you worked?


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pqisp0

What do you mean Gallipoli?!? I don’t even know where Gallipoli is!! Nobody knows where Gallipoli is!


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pqisp0

I beg to differ: Χερσόνησος της Καλλίπολης Beautiful City


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AlphaPhill

Pizza chef. Pretty fun job most days.


sparrow1911

ı make pizza restaurants. we are balkan bros now


AlphaPhill

Fuck yea 🇷🇸🤜🤛🇹🇷🇲🇰


PembeBok

im a really good pizza eater


AlphaPhill

We'd get along pretty well then


sparrow1911

ı dont make pizzas, ı make pizza restaurants. it is more sigma 💪


PembeBok

oops im talkin with chef 🫢


BamBumKiofte23

Hey chef, what's the worst pizza you ever chefed?


AlphaPhill

Well, the popular answer would be Hawaiian(pineapple) pizza, but I sorta dig that one. So my answer is gonna be vegetarian pizza, who the hell thinks of ordering a vegetarian meal, and goes with a pizza, smh. Edit: Cheese crust pizza would also be among the worst, not because the pizza's bad, it's pretty good actually, but cuz it's a bitch to make. I can make three regular pizzas by the time I finish a single cheese crust pizza.


BamBumKiofte23

Yeah I'm with you on the vegetarian pizza, especially the vegetarian cheese -- my UltraOrthodox family consumes it as it is "proper for fasting days" and it's just horrible, I'd rather eat boiled and salted mud. That cheese crust pizza sounds American in a good way, like a grilled cheese sandwich.


kouteki

All cheese is vegetarian, mate. You probably mean vegan / plant based.


BamBumKiofte23

True, guilty as charged.


nomadiann

How come you're not a borek chef?!


AlphaPhill

Well, I finished culinary school, so I was supposed to be a regular cook, for Börek you need a specific baking degree. One day, however, our pizza chef was fired, and we didn't have a replacement so I was like "fuck it, I'll try" Turns out I was pretty good at it and I found my true calling.


Leila_Nit

I'd love to try your pizza! There's no better food than food made with love 🥰


AlphaPhill

Hah! Ain't that the truth! If you ever find yourself in Subotica, I'd be happy to serve you one!


katarokthevirus

Wasting my mom's money in her basement while failing at my uni


yeswhat111

Two negatives make one positive.


katarokthevirus

Damn Jokes aside, today a result came in from a subject I have been trying to pass for years. And I did it. 15 more to go :)


sparrow1911

which department?


katarokthevirus

CS and Telecoms


Praisethesun1990

I'll start working at Heineken with some office job for July. It's some kind of youth program and it's my first "real" job


NeroToro

Free beer? Pls tell there is free beer.


yeswhat111

Get a desk near the toilet. Beer drinking is part of a quick fluid cycle in human bodies.


umbronox

OnlyFans manager


Fregitor

OnlyFans Producer 👀👀👀


Ak1Kawasak1

OnlyFans actor 🥶🥶🥶


Meh1Meh2

OnlyFans subscriber 🤣🤣🤣


Ak1Kawasak1

Mother of an OnlyFans subscriber 💀💀💀


Meh1Meh2

Hey mum, can you lend me your credit card for a bit🙏


sparrow1911

do you get paid well?. ı can give up my architecture career and start posting some hot turkish body parts.


DeliciousCabbage22

Wait, for real?


sparrow1911

bro you gotta see my ass. I bet you half of your country's girl dont have that big.


umbronox

Bahahah, you know already what my second job is, having a third one would be too much


DeliciousCabbage22

True😂


Balkan_14

No he's a dentist lol


DeliciousCabbage22

I mean, i chat with him so i know that, but a person can have two jobs😂🤷‍♂️


Balkan_14

Oh ok. Yea it wouldnt surprise me if he does that on the side lol


umbronox

Side hustle of managing onlyfans profiles because people are lazy to post their own nudes so someone else has to do it 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 Best job in the world /s ^(side note: if anyone really offers this job position, ngl I wouldn't mind side cash)


Terminated5

What


puzzledpanther

I'm an astronaut and in my free time I do brain surgery (on myself).


savrsenihaos

I'm a rocket scientist. You're just a puppet.


puzzledpanther

That's why I picked up brain surgery on the side... to help people like you.


yeswhat111

Do you spend most of your free time searching?


Salt-Wealth2596

Ruining my life.


sparrow1911

chad balkan youth 💪


Salt-Wealth2596

Of course💪💪


sparrow1911

gotta hit gym and become a gang member is more chad tho 💪


Salt-Wealth2596

Gym is expensive, being a member of the mafia isn't💪


BROkun55

Cringe w\*sterner spends 100's of euro's on a gym membership, matching clothes, gloves, water bottles etc. --> no gains Chad balkanoid does pullups of the stairs of an abandoned soviet building, let's his brother jump on it's back when it becomes to easy --> 0 cost all the gains 💪🏻


Salt-Wealth2596

Woah, abandoned buildings? No sir! We on Balkans use everything we have!💪


sparrow1911

it is not that expensive tho. where ı live i only pay 1600tl per year for gym membership which is rougly 95 dollars. where are you from?


Salt-Wealth2596

GLORIOUS SERBIA!!1!1!1!🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸💪💪💪🇷🇸🇷🇸


yeswhat111

You should timestamp TL to USD conversions for better reference in the future.


Turicus

>rougly 95 dollars 94... 93... 92...


azad_coca_samirov

I'm a dragon hunter


NeroToro

There are no dragons around so thanks for doing your job well.


azad_coca_samirov

It's good to see someone thanking us


Disdain_HW

Oh I've never met a Turkish colleague before. I would like to ask, does turkey sport a greater variety of dragons than Greece due to it's mostly being in Asia? We only get landwyrms here and the occasional European dragon coming down from the mountains.


englisharegerman345

Chad dragon enjoyer😎😎😎


Epicureanbeer

Western spy


metecgnn

What u doin here


Epicureanbeer

Working


Balkan_14

Meh Italy is barely western tbh


Epicureanbeer

We became when we lost WW2


jurgenthebrutal

Stone-throwing associate


MrNotAFed

I'll quit my job right now and work for you.


yeswhat111

Associate to the stone-thrower or stone-thrower associate?


jurgenthebrutal

Second one explains my occupation perfectly.


kkaiOkkai

**Pornographic artist** *( not kidding )*.


sparrow1911

show us some of your high quality work


kkaiOkkai

Am i allowed to post my work here? I don’t wanna get banned…


Survivor2432

Best reply


HASM0KAR

I probably played at your uncles cousin ex girlfriend wedding


henerum

Kolega muzićar ;)


LyuboUwU

Professional troll, my salary is paid in rubles


Fit-Special-8416

Finally, he revealed himself…


HPLovecraftsCatNigg

He can't keep getting away with it!


Serhatxlr

Med student who needs to study for final but scrolling through r/AskBalkans


hunterfox20

This is what we call "failing"


frappekaikoulouri

Freelance 3D modeler - animator


yeswhat111

I am also an animated 3d model!


sparrow1911

I am also an 3d modeller. 3ds max - blender and sketchup the ones ı mostly use.


yeswhat111

I live on the other side 99%, nurbs surface modelling. And of course CAM


MrNotAFed

CS major software/systems engineer during daytime. I chase women w*stern women at nightime (for protein)


Z3R0Diro

Professional Oxygen Waster


SovietMcdonaldsCook

Progenitor fund drainer


sparrow1911

wtf is this


emix75

Lives off parents.


KacikSifirBir

I’m a Police Officer


emix75

I speed. A lot. You’ll never catch me. 😎


KacikSifirBir

Come to kapıkule, let the chase begin with my 2013 accent blue


sparrow1911

with the roads you got in romania he surelly will. 😎 https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2271140-balkan-memes


Ricckkuu

Or maybe not, he's gotta drive on the same road. Besides it's on home ground, we have the experience on how to drive on such roads, the cop does not, so he still gets away.


Dee18Dee

Professional jobless


iUmay

just a regular turkish delikanlı.


Own_Cantaloupe_6066

marine biology and engeneering


Waffle1234456

Horse-riding village raider


maximhar

A government-mandated side gig for any Bulgarian


borderlinebabushka

Senior masturbater


whattoheck_

Administration, accounting and finances at a firm. I simultaneously shitpost on reddit to keep my sanity in one piece


sparrow1911

💪shitposting vs being a accounter 🤢


whattoheck_

I wish it was only accounting would have a lot more time to shitpost on reddit lol


kopetenti

Software developer and translator from Enlish to Albanian


hardcoreI

lieutenant at the army


Clean-Werewolf

Collection agent - collecting currency for a while now


sigyn_21

Being the family disappointment


ELITE12343

im 13


sparrow1911

you work as a number how interesting.


tripikimi

he does a great job ☺️👏


sparrow1911

most hardworking person in balkans


Current-Ad4729

Senior Software Engineer and memer


yeswhat111

Is there a difference? You copy paste from Stackexchange or you copy paste from Imgflip.


ceyerg

Survivor Expert of Livin in nowadays Turkey


bhanimeli

Second year Cardiothoracic surgery Resident


Anonymous_ro

Thief.


verylateish

I'm a student.


sparrow1911

what student


verylateish

One who really learn things.


sparrow1911

you guys really learn sth in schools? pathenic. a real chad balkaner'd learn things all by himself.


_Cicek

If he is really learning he wouldnt be on reddit


sparrow1911

he is an imposter


Drago_de_Roumanie

I am the cat from OP's picture.


Representative-One96

Organs Harvester . . .


harvestt77

You wish!😁


Representative-One96

I don’t need to wish 😎 when I’m my fellow Albanian brother 😈


kkrzvc

Highest paying job in Kosovo 💰/s


Beytiii

Drunk homeless of the neighborhood


illyguy998

Internet technician for more than 3 years. If anyone needs any help hit me up...iust don't ask about hacking your EX's Instagram account. I could probably cut their internet that's about it.


Dry-Garage3416

War criminal


Turicus

Unemployed recently, poor man.


ConnieJulie

Professional onliner for now


georgecrete98

Imagine you have a real job 🤢


sparrow1911

Imagine being a useful part of society 🤢 ıt would be pathenic, luckly we have reddit for doing literally nothing. chad redditor balkaners 💪


georgecrete98

Agree mate


I_hate_Everyone1

I am materials engineer


timetoeasomeslime

I work in Switzerland on a family farm as a farmhand.


[deleted]

I am LGBT


mertiy

Technical artist for a mobile game company


[deleted]

[удалено]


dia_bant

Maternity, proposals, elopements & weddings photographer 📷


shaolin_taval

Data Centre engineer, from România but living in UK for 5 years.


sir-mc-clive

Student (Studying to be an African Warlord)


ElectricFuneral_

I’m a dentist.


umbronox

Oh my poor colleague, your life ain't easy #staystrong


NeroToro

Professional self hater


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emix75

Uhhh, not for long lol.


yeswhat111

Instant expert. Add water, stir, allow the mixture to rest for 15 minutes and you got yourself an expert in $field. Also reddit-powered procrastinator.


FantasticMedicine563

I'm a business analyst/ translator/ book reviewer 😂😂


CyberAgent69

Software engineer by day. Drug smuggler by night.


Gothic_capricorn

I work in a mall for rich people.


Ahinevyat

I work in 3 apartments as a janitor Only one is legal


Leonisia

Future policeman


KebabDefender97

Racism


AnnoyingRomanian

Student.


akuslayer

That's not a job


Ratusca-Frumoasa

*THIS IS A REAL JOB* Learn hard and be the teacher's favourite to win the scholarship(money)


MrNotAFed

Fellow Machiavellian "good" student.


Ratusca-Frumoasa

Oh no, you catched me 😦


MrNotAFed

Complimenting, actually


Zie_done_had_herses

I'm a biotechnologist, doing a master's.


georgecrete98

Lieferando


RealIstros

Junior ML Engineer & Data Scientist from 9 to 18, Professional Montenegrin the rest.


odimm11

Unemployed ofc


Nova-Sila

Reddit users don’t have jobs


sparrow1911

well at least ı have. ı write here and get paid with karmas


[deleted]

Bullying americans online.


Efficient_Design9690

unemployed


balkanka23

High school teacher


VeOrtOex2_0

Narkoman


Ricckkuu

Student in master's degree. Linguistics. Also, a choice regret-er if I might add. But I'm too confused with life to know if it's better to abandon and do a Literature degree, or just bite the bullet for one more year then I'll be free to become a teacher.


DeliciousCabbage22

I work for the Belarusian government