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A Chinese Otaku celebrates anime girl's birthday

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prostrate_yourselves

they might be giving free cakes on birthdays, I have faked many birthdays for this


rocsage_praisesun

side note: advising to not visit the source sub.


b0bkakkarot

I visited. I can't read chinese so the only thing I recognized was the super large naked lady "dancing" on some guy's head; porn is the universal language.


procrastinator1012

Can't find it


b0bkakkarot

There you go https://www.reddit.com/r/CLTV/comments/qgp5nl/小姐姐微胖可爱我可以/ NSFW


rithylolol

Why, thank you.


procrastinator1012

Thank you but I regret it now


Lopsided-Screen-286

why not?


rocsage_praisesun

according to maslow's hierarchy of needs, survival is the bare minimum. users of that sub have to contemplate thoughts of threats to even that. ​ and that's on top of mainlander cultural baggage, and the generally male youth demographic.


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Lopsided-Screen-286

I see I see


HirokoKueh

oh dear ... but ngl I kinda miss this level of shitpost


ifrem

I should've listened


Yaddak_Main

Chinese citizen makes sure that the Chinese Population does not increase any further, preventing overpopulation in his glorious nation!!!! +1500 social credit


rocsage_praisesun

[abominable knaves! return thy posterior hither!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPGahgcgHU)


Lone_Bear_15

Biggest dickus of man


Ordinary_Player

Either he does not give a fuck or has balls of uranium. Maybe even both.


jabex15

That man needs a wheelbarrow to transport those balls


VincentKenway

Wrong. Uranium isn't indestructible. It should be balls of adamantium


Loveitsnatsuki

well hey! he didn't go out to harm or hurt and harass anyone! he's free to do whatever makes him happy!!


jabex15

As long as he doesn’t waste thousands on his waifu it‘s okay.


Environmental-Tour-2

Nah, even if he does it's still okay. Only if it makes him really tight on money it becomes unhealthy, I'd say.


jabex15

Wasting thousands isn’t okay. Maybe if you are rich but not when you‘re a regular person.


Environmental-Tour-2

If it doesn't really obstruct his life, what's the problem?


jabex15

I think I expressed myself incomprehensibly. What i mean is that a rich person could spend thousands on things they like. It wont affect their life. But a person with less money can‘t spend thousands because it would affect their life. So in my opinion it‘s not okay to spend so much money if there‘s a chance that it affects you negatively.


IriKnox

Poor man. Doesn't even realize the woman he's dating has a girlfriend. Seele+Bronya for life


Hectic-Hazard

Does Veliona count as her girlfriend too?


INHUMANE_KING

This is super cringe but good on him if hes having fun, or the other reason... for the memes.


DerpsyJay

Seele is lesbian I think.


kluster00

They just frens


DIEANIMEPHOBES

Wish that was me


J_Dizzle_2504

Which? The pillow or the dude?


minecraft_obsidian

in my case I'll choose being the pillow ​ ~~my life may or may not be very sad~~


Prestigious_Cicada_7

So did he gain or loose social credits?


Snakeuto134

If only they gave birthdays this good at all restaurants


vollschwamm

Its the sadest and most depressing thing, I have ever seen.


sus_user_of_reddit

He needs serious medical attention. This is on another level.


Loveitsnatsuki

he didn't harm or hurt even harass anyone by it? he's happy doing so and that's all what matters


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dmun

Sounds like *somebody* likes Attack on Titan for all the wrong reasons.


INHUMANE_KING

I highly doubt this was all that serious.


Hectic-Hazard

He's embarrassing himself, but that's pretty much it.


Loveitsnatsuki

he's seems to not mind it though? well life is short and he's living it to the fullest by the path he chosen for himself yes


Hectic-Hazard

yeah, so there is nothing wrong with it.


DankBananaz

Loneliness can do some weird things to a man. Speaking from experience.


Hectic-Hazard

We play Honkai, Honkai players are all lonely lmao.


--izaya--

And people talked shit about techtone for calling honkai characters waifus lmfao


CertusAT

Is this a lost bet? Because that would be hilarious. Is this a young man suffering from serious mental issues? Because that would be sad.


Affectionate-Leg-921

mans down bad


Yuntrex

Cringe


_toki11

My question now, is he going to marry her?


CapNKirkland

I've been desperate before... but I've never been THAT desperate.. I'd be more confident strolling a sex doll around than a pillow.


kvorncage

Stuff like this makes me cringe man. Entertainment should be treated like entertainment. Get a life bruh


lifebouyyeahboi

sad, pathetic...


kermit_bot1

I agree, but you count as pathetic as well for being based and a piece of crap.


njoYYYY

I wonder how far away I am from going that much insane.


anan_taro

Say what you want about this man but he has *balls* to do this in a public place like that. He couldn't give two shits what people think about him which is more than can be said of most people. Based. That said, as much as I respect the guts it takes to pull this off, it's sad that he probably can't or find it difficult to connect with real people on a deep level that he has to resort to this. I hope one day he'll be able to.


Rohit99402

How humanity has fallen


DonutSenpal

....Respect


Kag3yama9

how isn’t he embarrassed???


kermit_bot1

I can see myself dooing this in the near future.


Hectic-Hazard

Least lonely Honkai Impact player. *that was a joke*


EarlyTHK

What a chad . Probably has 2 more at home


Hectic-Hazard

If you flip the pillow over, there is her alternative self.


EarlyTHK

Sounds like you got the same waifu as him


Hectic-Hazard

http://b23.tv/UwbyQK Here, he flips it over. ~~Also, I like the character's girlfriend more~~


EarlyTHK

Are you Chinese ? BC I thought only Chinese ppl use those apps


Hectic-Hazard

uh...perhaps


EarlyTHK

草你妈 ok what that mean


Hectic-Hazard

Grass your mom?


EarlyTHK

Guess you just know Chinese . It has other meaning. Or I wrote it wrong


Hectic-Hazard

I'm not into chinese slangs. But I think I know what it means. I definitely know what it means.


TheMannyFucker

I can't think of how embarrasing this is now.


ya_cont666

Now he is hollow... his soul is lost... R.I.P


Zestavar

Least sane weeb:


Emptyking101

Tbh it’s prob not the weirdest thing they’ve done.


Hectic-Hazard

All his other videos are minecraft and gameplay videos, and also a few vlogs.