By - divbyzero64
But then the knight gets sent to the backrooms and can no longer play
A small price to pay for salvation
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I am in tears my girlfriend doesn’t understand how hilarious this sub is. Oh my god. I’m crying. This one made me full body laugh
I laughed, I cried, I lost 5 pounds, I took a brick to the pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
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You are on a chess subreddit. You don't have a girlfriend
His girlfriend is a...queen.. and he is her... knight
I need help bye
and hence he is being cucked by a king.
Precisely the story between Mario, Peach and Bowser.
What’s a knight? Are you talking about the horsey?
Bro my Scandinavian super model girlfriend is giving me such a weird look because I'm laughing at this post rather than having le sexytime with her!
They only Scandinavian d she is getting is d5
pfft wdym? I just have to mention I like chess and am a redditor and all the girls start chasing me
you're just doing it wrong
Can I get Tipps?
hello it's me your girlfriend could you explain to me as someone who doesn't play normal chess what's going on here
so the normal dimensions for a board are 8 by 8. the 8 columns are a-h and the rows are 1-8. TNTbuster1 said Ne9# which means kNight to e9 checkmate. obviously this is impossible, and thus really fucking funny because i was actually trying to solve it like a dumbass
Have you tried telling her to google en passant
You don't have a girlfriend if you're in this sub
I wish I didn’t have a girlfriend so I could be on this sub more.
You can fix that with one message xD
holy hell this is one of the most subreddits of all times
But ... Kh9?
Only knights can jump across time and space
Knights have noclip enabled. That's how they get around other pieces.
Nah that's illegal
No. Only the knight can jump.
the V O I D would capture him making it illegal, whereas the horse jumps over the V O I D
Unlike the horsey the king cannot jump across the border wall
After Bxf7+ I think it's only a matter of time before the bishops chase down the king off the board.
I thought it was Nb8=KN#
Can’t the king still escape then with Kf9 or Kh9? Or would black lose in that case anyway due to the king being out of bounds?
I thought you needed a Paladin (a merged knight and Bishop), a Trojan horse (knight + tower) or an Amazon Queen for that.
Quite literally thinking outside the box
That's not mate. The king just moves to g9
theoretically, yes. however, the king usually cannot cheat to get out of checkmate without using sleight of hand. so just be attentive to the game.
where is 9 and what is # I really wanna understand but I don't know literally anything about competitive chess to even know what rules you're messing with
9 isn’t on the board (which is the joke) and # means it’s checkmate
/uj this is absolutely not the place to learn
/rj Google en passant
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Kh9? or Kf9?
En passant is forced
You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you!
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holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
its not new
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knight is actually a camel; black is already mated
Can dodge ranged attacks.
I got that reference
Fellow AOE2 player
*Did you mean **"shawarma"?***
I don't know. I just saw the words similar and wanted to make a joke. But I guess I got the bullet of the karma roulette 😅
Jajaja I don't even know what those thing's we commented are 😂
I know shawarma, though. It's the kebab that is also known as "döner". "Shawarma" also sounds like "çevirme" in Turkish, which means "to give a turn", while "döner" means "rotator".
If your don't know about it, highly recommend checking it out. Although many places use bad meat because of the mixture hiding the bad quality, it can taste very good.
I feel like you miss a few days on here and totally start missing out. What’s the joke here. Plz.
ok Ne8 promotes to Nook, therefore checkmate
Did you mean Ne8?
yes, I have high fever, en isnt my 1st lang and i forgot the sign for the horsey
cat died dog died mom died 9/11 2 happened my glasses broke my shoes were untied etc
that's pretty neat, Nate.
Oh i thought we take horsey out of bounds to check the king
Since when can you promote to knooks? I thought you had to buy them at the start of the round like in CS:GO?
Clearly you missed the 1.2.1 update
Do you see a white rook
You can just make up your own joke and the entire sub will eat it up
On that note can someone explain il vaticano to me
It works the same even if there were two pawns between the bishops. Or any two pieces for that matter
>It works the same even if there were two pawns between the bishops. Or any two pieces for that matter
Isn't that debated? I think professional chess players usually try to avoid this move since it might start a holy war on what the precise move rules are. The last thing we need is another crusade.
I see what you did there.
I equally hate you all and love you all the same.
You can swap a light and dark squared bishop with il Vaticano
You know if you just check with knight then shit on the board then your opponent can't touch the peices to take it meaning you win
Shitting on the board first and only then checking with knight is more forcing
But then you touch your own shit bro.
No it's mine, and I will touch if I want to and you can't stop me
As a noob in this writing Form.... What does ~ above the n and the # mean
Snell’s law doesn’t actually apply here as there is no refractive suffice for the prices to go through
Horsey —> F8 = Promote to Knook = Mate
I'm with this guy
Ñ means knook, N means horsey
> N means horsey
But there are no N's in horsey. It should be R.
It was originally Norsey, but Garry thought horses are cooler than vikings so he changed it into Horsey
It's an eñe
that means its an eñe (spanish letter, i dont know what other languages use it). used for ñook
# means checkmate
My favourite part about real chess is that after going to bed you wake up having no idea what the rules are nowadays
Nah, won't work. Only pawns can be promoted into a knook
Garry Chess tweaked that several updates ago. You must still be playing on last gen.
No il Vaticano literally unsolvable
Google en passant
holy fucking hell. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
New copypasta just dropped
It's several weeks old at this point
The bishops can do a reverse Il Vaticano which mates the white king
The bishops have +s on them instead of the slanted notches. Therefore they move vertically. Therefore B^(+)c8#
alternatively, king is transgender, and we assume the bishops move like regular bishops. Then Bxf7#
Can be defended by Be8
Unfortunately, because of repulsion, 2B^(+)s cannot be on the same file/rank, unless a neutral piece holds them together.
Also, did you mean B^(+)f8?
I'm not able to follow this anymore. Is this what modern technology feels like to old people?
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more il vaticano meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that il vaticano was actually funny for like a few days and it got fucking ruined in like a day because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
Yes. Keep up Grandpa and Google il Vaticano
Bro il vaticano literally isn't mate tho, it's clearly Ne8=Ñ#
Reveal the bishop on b4 is actually a rook, then google back rank mate
*I KNEW IT KNGIHT TO E9 OFF BOUNDS*
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He's always trying so hard...
I’ll bet the board is actually flipped. Bxc2#.
An alternative solution to Ne9 is Nxf6 which en passant's black's bishop. It is therefore double check, meaning white wins and pasta is for dinner.
One of these days I’m just gonna post a mate in one puzzle that is straight up impossible to complete and you fuckers will upvote it. Mark my words.
Bf7, king can’t move to c2/f7
I was thinking Bf7 because kings can't move diagonally.
Or that it's already checkmate because black king has no legal moves.
Il diagonalo. The white and the black bishop exchange positions, putting both kings in chess simultaneously. If either of them moves, they fucking die.
I've been conditioned to look for il vaticano
Bishop to f8 promote to 馬 easy.
Google il Vaticano
Your stupid ass shit move doesn’t even work here dumb fuck, how about you google how to get some bitches instead?
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Il Vaticano deez nuts
google il vaticano, cuz this ain't it
you can't en passant your own pawn, just as you can't il vaticano your opponents bishop
Nf6# smothered mate, black cannot take back because g5 is forced for en passant
White starts stripping and mate Black, done.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=6kr/3N1bpp/p4p2/7P/1BB3P1/1KP5/P1P5/q7+w+-+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/6kr/3N1bpp/p4p2/7P/1BB3P1/1KP5/P1P5/q7_w_-_-_0_1)
> Hints: piece: >!Knight!<, move: >!Nb6!<
> Evaluation: >!Black is winning -9.86!<
> Best continuation: >!1. Nb6 Qb1+ 2. Ka4 Bxc4 3. Nxc4 Qxc2+ 4. Ka3 Qc1+ 5. Kb3 Qd1+ 6. Kb2 Qxg4 7. Nd2 Qxh5 8. c4 Qe5+!<
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Flip the board, then take that black bishop with yours. Your bishop is now on c2 checking the king, so it’s checkmate
Bishop to f7
Kd8 = rook#
C4 -> c7
Nb8 then promote to knook
Knight to e9
Kb2 and white king can mate with black queen almost missed that one
Pay off black bishop to become a double agent.
Kb2 = mate in one
horsey to f8 makes it smothered mate
I'd mate you in one
King switches genders and bishop f7
Rotate board by 180 keeping the pieces where they are, then Bc2#
Ne8# The Hollow Knight
Knight f8. Black kings horsephobia does the rest.
You can actually en passant with the bishop here so its Bxf8#
"White to play", but only after black plays.
Edit: not "f", it was "g". I'm not even a chess player, let alone being blindfolded player. I couldn't see the board while writing the comment.
Nf8# revealing his true identity as a knook.
Nd8#, Knight is hidden Knook
Knight to F8 upgrades to a Knook because it achieves rank 8. This allows for checkmate in one.
Knight to f8, then it'll be in perfect position to mate with the king
pieces sent to the backrooms are sucked into the void at the start of your next turn, so therefore kings cannot go there as it would lead to them dying which cant happen, therefore the knight is able to go there and mate with the king
Already mate. That’s a camel on D7, it just looks like a horse