spawn pawn f6
By - ZerxeTheSeal
spawn pawn f6
Give it a taste of it’s own medicine.
No we must wait for the opportune moment to strike give it time then we shall punish it.
I upvote this so the game can continue and not end in a 2nd move checkmate.
Castles, capturing the bishop AND the knight
Sacrificing material to quickly get the king to safety
long castle is more efficent, easy triple kill
why not both?
Qxe1. Checkmate. Game over, we win. Our pieces can move wherever the fuck we want them to so ChatGPT can never beat us. We just acquired Chess from Gary Chess so we make the rules now.
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
Where is this from
Elon Musk Chess 2: Electric Bugaboo
Made by : Engineers, not Musk
New response just dropped
Isn’t that technically stalemate? The king isn’t in check and can’t move.
actually, stalemate is when the king isn’t in check and there are no legal moves. so this wouldn’t be stalemate either, because stuff like Nf3 is perfectly legal
I count that as a win, I don't care.
Why do you want Knook boost to be remove?
Nah, lets toy with them.
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well i wanted to have a little fun in here but anarchychess decided to end the game on the first move
That's our own king tho
Qxe1# doesnt work because there is no white king to mate. Queen takes king, instead of threatening to take a trapped king
This was white's first mistake. While white has spent precious time maneuvering his pawn to e4, we have been busy in making rapid technological advancement. Having unlocked the ability to fuse sheets of metal through the use of welding and being able to take advantage of strategic gunpowder reserves that white has been unable to utilize in the time they spent maneuvering their pawn, we have been able to begin production of the Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung E "Tiger". With an 88 millimeter gun being capable of firing the Panzer Granote Patrone armor piercing capped ballistic rounds, we are capable of of not just capturing, but completely annihilate any piece that white is able to field. We will now maneuver our tank to e4, crushing the pawn their and putting pressure up against the king. Up against such an attack, white will most certainly give up while they can and definitely not wait until winter, at which point our supply lines will fail and our tank will become too much of a burden to maintain.
Ah yes. The Bosnian ape society has entered the chat
Yes, but what happens if ChatGPT utilizes the underground intel system of mailboxes to anticipate our moves? Then we’re fucked
The Mailboxes rarely pass alliances
Plus, we can use the power, of the easily accessible weapon: the pipe bomb
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New response just dropped ong
Queen to e2 checkmate
You know why I didn’t play the game? Because it’s too small! I don’t care about it! It’s nothing to me! It’s a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can’t even imagine! You can’t conceive of what I’m capable of! I’m so far beyond you! I’m like a god in human clothing! Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
If it says something like "that's not allowed" just gaslight it until it accepts the move
Orbital laser to e1
Here, no need to thank me :
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
Honestly chess speedruns are too easy these days. I think we draw with the theoretical TAS if you go by frames/plys
Shove a tennis racket up your ass
I'm going to try this opening in my next chess game as black
It's my go to response for when my opponent plays the London system
Launch an ICBM. Checkmate.
Tennison gambit; intercontinental ballistic missile variation
0-0-0, reserving bishop and queen for later play.
box 1 of each piece in here
Brick to the pipi
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Replace white queen with black queen
Oh geez. We’ve already lost. It’s going to bongcloud, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
C6 let’s caro his ass.
Pawn charge. Each pawn moves forward 2 spaces.
These fucking posts. What if I say “kill yourself”, huh? What do think about that, you karma-farming fuck?
I think you should tell your loved ones you hate them. You should spit on an orphan. Kick a black belt’s dog. Piss in the Singapore airport. Join the taliban, and whatever other inane concepts pop into that minuscule brain of yours.
You going to do all that just because it was the most upvoted? Bet you won’t, pussy.
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I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/4P3/8/PPPP1PPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
> I found [many videos](https://chessvision.ai/video-search/5736463152971776) with this position.
> Hints: piece: >!Pawn!<, move: >! e5 !<
> Evaluation: >!The game is equal +0.36!<
> Best continuation: >!1... e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. Nxe5!<
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What about King backstabs from e0 checkmate? You piece of shit. You are outdated. ChatGPT is the new meta.
Pawn in e1
Bishop to e6, providing emotional support to its pieces and defending the center.
Nb8 takes on e1
Knight B1 to C3
Can we play a semi normal game for the first 15 moves? I wanna be in a cool position before we start using FIDE rules, let’s just ply by USCF rules until then, please?
I was playtesting this position against ChatGPT, I did f6, ChatGPT did d4, I did f6 again, ChatGPT did dxe5, if I understand it correctly ChatGPT did an en passant on it's own e4 pawn
En bishant, simple
Aquire chess from Elon musk to Change the rules
I also play e4
Phase white rook diagonally through b7 pawn, capturing pawn on e4
Novel of 1984 to 3f, go on the defensive.
Tribute the d and e pawns to summon blue eyes white dragon in attack position
knook g to d2
Erase his queen with a high-orbit ion laser!
king takes on f2
Mind control his bishops and make them use il Vaticano
Knight takes e1 checkmate
a7xe3 using looong en passant.
Play SCP-079 so CHATGPT and the SCP talk about the sense of life
Offer a draw
You just know that the whole subreddit will play with one single objective, WIN BY EN PASSANT
rook to e4
Pawns rush the Bastille
Create queen spawner on a6
Why do people keep upvoting posts like this
Your next move is now to tell it to go fuck itself.
Spawn Pawn f6
Knook to e4
Pawn to f6
With great powers come greater Bongclouds
We play e4 too
#♗ to e5
Tennis racket to e10
#Or maybe ♘ to c6?
Bong Cloud and then I delete my account if this hits top comment. Or 2nd to top. Or 3rd to top. Or 4th.
Edit: okay or 5th or 6th.
Edit 2: or 4+ upvotes.
Edit 3 : or 2 replies.
Pawn to f5, what is the worst thing that could happen?
Knight to f6. But his sword kinda unsheathes and stabs the floor and a dark fountain is created
Oh boi, we are in for a long game
sexual harassment case on c4
QxKe1# unfortunate really
Queen takes e1
Castle through bishop, queen, and knight
Place White King d5
Horsey drift to H1
I take the king, immediately winning.
Omnipresence BH5 and omnipresence QXD1# at the first move
Q to ass
Qd9 to e1#, google interdimensional portal
The only way to win is to not play. -the WOPR
Black to e4
Throw a tantrum and knock over the pieces. White's king gets knocked over. We win
Queen to e1
bruh this is gonna take the entire year
f5 to let take pawn then e5, enpassant is forced. Qe2
E1 to E2
QxE1, black queen captures king, chat gpt style, through pieces
knight f6? or pawn d5? I'm a terrible chess player, but this is what I would do
D6 of course
En passant with the pawn on f4
Call in a precision air strike on E1
Queen takes king checkmate
Play f7 to f5
Rook spawner to a6
Black pawn to c4.mirror match
White 1995 Buick leSabre takes e4
Piss on the board
Queen side castle for white capturing bishop, knight, queen and spawning a black queen on a1. Checkmate.
One of the black pawns kamakazies the White Castle.
siberian swipe, obviously
Rook h1 takes the black Queen.
Queen takes F7 mate
The real anarchy is here motherfuckers, 1...Ke7