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vehiculargenocyde

But seriously we should all stop working for the whole time he is off planet as a protest of him wasting money on that while he could have give us bonuses for making him rich instead


amgin3

Yes we should all stop working for a whole 5 minutes, that'll show him...


vehiculargenocyde

Well it’s not like we would get anywhere by slipping nair into his shampoo bottle….


PackMaster0123

Too bad he quits before he goes into space I believe


labonester

Isn't he just stepping down from CEO


PackMaster0123

Oh yes that's right sorry misread before


Successful-Leek3986

It would be funny if Jeff going to space culminates Amazon stock's "to the moon" rise over the past year and a half, and when he comes back to earth, the stock just tanks.


MjolnirGaming

Technically ever year he sells a piece of his amazon stock. At this point he can't even come close to holding a majority. So at this point I don't even think we are making him rich, I believe we are making all the investors rich while he is off blowing his cashed in amazon stock that we helped skyrocket


thisyetthat

No one will do this? What is your point.


throwawayraye

Are you autistic?


thisyetthat

I might be. Are you hating?


throwawayraye

Alright that makes sense then. The last post I replied to you, the chick was making a joke about giving a blowjob to a manager for vto. This post wasent meant to be literal. It was another joke. Also I'm neurodivergent as well. Just a different type.


thisyetthat

You neurodivergent thing! 🤭 Context is difficult to pickup throught text do you not agree? Xoxo


thisyetthat

Are you hiding behind a throwaway lmfao


throwawayraye

You didn't answer the question. You seem like you completely missed the joke massivly in the two posts I've seen you in.


chrissy_puff

“Massivly” 😂


throwawayraye

It's very interesting that even in 2021 people still think it's witty to comment a misspelling in a platform dominated by cell phones lol. Glad it gave you a laugh.


Sixaxist

All 3 of you are weirdos.


throwawayraye

Says the person with an anime picture as an avatar.


Sixaxist

..Touché.