Woman with microphone ranting about the pandemic mid-flight
By - Stitchpool626
Lol if you’re gonna bring a mic onboard with the intention of making a grand speech, it’s best to memorize said grand speech beforehand.
See the reason the pandemic started...
THE REASON IS...
The reason the pandemic started.
Maam, are you just saying what you see?
Do you love lamp?
Man woman person camera TV
#I DECLARE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT
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[That's my jam](https://youtu.be/3Uvwbd75ujU)
5G is spreading corona! (they legit tried to burn down new 5G towers here because of that bs theory)
stop using this useless word.
ir gives me filler time so the jumbled up mess of thoughts in my head can make sentence without actually buffering.
sorry but you’re doing it wrong. stop speaking for a week and start writing down your thoughts. work through that shit and see how clear and effective you can be.
"But I have a microphone RIGHT NOW!!"
the reason is the internet
"So I bought a mic, a portable speaker, and a plane ticket and I'm prepared to go to prison for disrupting a flight. I have a plan to wait until everyone is asleep to get started and then really capture their attention totally in the quiet."
"Wow, bold, what are you going to say?!"
"Eh, I'll just wing it."
I want to know how this all went down in her head before doing it. Like, when she played the situation over and over in her head, what was that like? Did enlighten the whole plane? Did people clap? I really want to know
It seems more like she just happened to have the mic and speaker with her, and took way too much Xanax...
That sounded like an ambian fueled speech to me lol. Holy shit I don’t care* how attractive you are it’s so Fucking cringe any time it gets to the, “what it’s not like you don’t AT LEAST like looking at me” type Shit lol.
Edit: duck auto correct and the D was on purpose that time which prob isn’t helping. But oh well
She's not even attractive. Looks like a 6 on her best day.
You are not a horny man.
Does your phone auto capitalize the word “Shit” too?
Yes and as of ios15 it now switches 50 to 5-0? Like really fucking weird lol.
And 11 to “/-0.11” for me
I mean if she really thought she was so attractive and wanted everyone's attention... well you know...
If you're going to memorize a grand speech, it helps to have all your marbles.
My dog is my dog.
Mad props to buying the airline wifi just for this. Legendary
Could have recorded it then posted later. Made a nice a nice title to say that...
But if they waited until they landed then someone else would've posted if it first and they'd lost all the Internet credits they could've had!
Karma is reserved for big brain actions.
unless its an international flight and she wont land for another 20 hours, I don't see the point. Unless you want to be the first one to post this to social media
Do people just lose all common sense when on a flight?
They lost it long ago. It just seems the issue is being crammed in a tin can with people they don't agree with and forced to follow rules they think they are better than.
Literally 1 rn but I just got 1k rune essence so that's nice
There is an incredibly interesting reason for that. Before the late 70s airlines were regulated with minimum prices they could charge between routes. Rent seeking and anti-competitiveness were the primary reasons, but the luxury you mention was another consequence.
Basically, airlines all had a minimum price they were allowed to charge for interstate routes. These rates were relatively high compared to the actual cost to run the route. Since the price floors didn't allow airlines to compete with each other by lowering price, they competed with frills and luxury. So most/many consumers were "forced" to pay for frills that they wouldn't have otherwise bought.
As someone who used to fly quite a bit; yes. Yest they do. I have seen some seriously obnoxious stuff on planes. I can't imagine it has gotten any better since covid began
Yes, and there's a perfectly good explanation why. The process is frustrating to check in and wait in multiple lines and planes suck. People then decide they will just have a bottle of wine and/or double up on Ambien to get through the flight. They then lose self control, so after some minor incident they get worked up.
I'm not a flight attendant but I would think this happens fairly often and they probably have specific training to deal with these kinds of people.
Schoo of Rock is such a good movie
She's got quite the case of stickittodamanitis
Shit I blew it
Thinking the same thing. Fuckin gem
Jack Black is a national treasure
Perfect role for Jack Black. RIP to Freddy Jones
> Freddy Jones
Jezz he was only 32, man thats a bummer. I ride so this hits home as it only takes one cager (car driver) not paying attention to end your life. So sad...
Well that fucked up my day. I had no idea he died
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news my friend, it stung when I looked it up too :'(
i'M nOt TeRriBlE tO lOOk aT
Basically.. the Internet... stupid devices... my dog... my dog...
I was pretty upset no one yelled, “but you ain’t great either!” Or something to trigger her into defending her looks instead of continuing her scholarly oration.
Hahahaha. I wish someone did too.
>i'M nOt TeRriBlE tO lOOk aT
#"So shut the fuck up and show us dem tiddies!"
Just trying to get her 5 minutes of fame.
15 mb of lame
100% reason to never learn her name.
And to instead let her hang her head in shame.
Holy shit this is literally the new version of that..
She ranted for over a minute and a half and I still have no idea what she’s talking about.
Well see, she was saying the reason the whole pandemic got started was because of looking at phones. Which is a pretty scientifically sound theory, not gonna lie.
It sounds crazy, but if they hadn't taken the mic away she'd have explained that only 5G phones allow the government to push coronavirus updates. LTE simply doesn't have the bandwidth.
What she was actually saying was, the reason the pandemic started, is because the reason the pandemic started is the reason the pandemic started.
She was saying her dog was her dog, and her dog can be a better dog...for you people.
With the pièce de la résistance, "My dog is my dog"
Thats alright, neither does she
That's because the MAN was too scared to let her tell us how the pandemic really started.
I couldn't make out a single sentence. A few words and fragments but not a single thought
I want to know her postulation so bad lol
Im trying to be a better person and not imagining her getting punched.
People like that make it tough, though.
"Im not bad to look at" and then claims to know how covid started.
Just disturbing people and being so full of themselves and acting like everyone else is shit.
I just wanna see one get punched. I'm horrible.
I thank you for the mental image of someone punching her dental veneers into the back of her throat though.
I kind of wanted to hear her theory.
I'm kinda disappointed that she didn't even seem to prepare wtf she wanted to say ahead of time. Is she saying we lost faith in god? No clue where she's even going with this.
Maybe I havent been out in a while but I want to hear about her insane ideas over dinner.
I've got a thing for crazy conspiracies too. The crazier the better really.
In my experience chicks like this are freeeeaks in the sheets. Hardest part is making a clean getaway
Me too, from the comfort of my gaming chair and mom's basement. If you were stuck in a crowded metal tube she'd be the last person you wanted to listen to, even if she isn't terrible to look at.
Something something we’re stuck to our screens something something.
This bitch think she's at a TED talk?
Haha just trying to get some practice in
Red wine and ambien is a helluva drug
Its a man baby! Yeah!
Same but different.
just what you expect from someone who looks like that. too much wine and pills. woman make up 50% of all divorces. this isnt a coincidence.
Oof, I encountered a guy like this at the gym... Who started ranting at me.
Next time let him go for a minute or two and then look at it, shrug, and say “sorry English no so good”
"No habla Inglés"
What has happened to passengers in the past couple of years? I don't remember there being this many crazy people before 2017.
The 2016 election
pills and alcohol
Ironically, probably what this woman believes caused the pandemic had something to do with it.
a president who openly encourages misinformation and politicizes every issue tends to do that to a country
Why couldn't they just cut her mic?
I think she has her own speaker. It’s not connected to the plane’s system.
Reminds me of the mumbling kid mene. Have you ever....that you....when you...that you you you...when.
What happened to air marshals? Was that just a thing they told us post 9/11 to ease our tensions?
They exist but they don't have nearly enough numbers to be on every flight around the nation. The odds of an air martial being on your flight is around 20 to 40 percent depending on time of day and year.
Is it that high? Southwest cancelled 1800 flights last week (I think it was over a day or two but not completely sure). And that’s just one airline. There’s no way there were ever air marshals on more like 1-5% of flights
I think so, yes. Haha
That performance should grant her a solid place on a no fly list. I would be mad if it didn’t.
Imagine being crammed on a mf plane only to be yelled at by someone with a microphone
Why didnt anyone just grab that mic off her
Nobody wants to get their own criminal charges from the charge happy airlines
Somebody got loaded on valium before her flight.
In the olden days the captain of a boat could punish a disobedient servant by keelhauling, I wish captains of a plane could reintroduce this punishment mid-air.
Why does this keep happening on flights? People stuck in a tube who can't not listen to your dribble?
I am at a point I see all "activists" as scum that deserve no sympathy. They are not doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, they are doing this to be the center of attention and to stroke their own egos. I blame social media and bad parents not raising their kids right, for producing shitty activists.
School of Rock! What a great movie.
Sounds like r2d2 there at the end had a couple points to chime in with too
This is craaaazy! The mind-numbing disrespect one has to have to just start using a LOUDSPEAKER in a room full of people trying to sleep is insane!
My dog is my god.
This belongs in r/dontputyourdickinthat
is she deliberately dressed like a flight attendant?
R2-D2 at the end telling her to shut up
I like the person watching school of rock. Want to watch it again now.
I thought it was company policy to duct tape her to a chair.
why buy wifi, just record it, and then upload it to internet later
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And in middle of School of Rock of all times!
Completely unrelated but shout out to the passenger in the next row watching School of Rock. Such a classic.
Seriously, WTF. When i get on a flight, I dont give a shit what you are selling. I am going to put on my headphones and fuck off and I thank you to do the same
What's that yellow stand-mixer-attachment-looking thing that the stewardess brings out right as the girl with the mic starts sounding like R2D2?
You are all trashing on someone who woke up! They took the red pill, and are trying to free other sheep from this trap. People just think she’s crazy. She’s just trying to help everyone wake up before she gets sucked back in to this trap! - Buddha 7:3121
Ayyy school of rock
Looks like that lady's holding an egg beater thought she was gonna give her a beatin
You absolutely are terrible to look at.
Bitch is disturbing School of Rock
Are Air Marshals still a thing?
Freaked out a bit when she started talking because she sounds EXACTLY like a professor I have and even looks kinda like her with the mask on
"I'm not terrible to look at" bitch shut the fuck up and sit back down
Ma'am. Ma'am. MA'AM. O God I love it when that happens
I actually would’ve listened if she started with her R2-D2 voice.
Nice mic whats the brand? asking for a friend.
I can't wait to see what happens to this rude cunt
Lady, the days of soapboxing are over. FUCK OFF
Damn it, what comes after "my dog is my dog"
What is wrong with people 🙄
How to look coo-coo and comit a federal offense at the same time
Glad AOC was there to cuff that lunatic
Her: “Hmmmm…How can I take advantage of this captive audience?…hmmmm…I KNOW!”
That was my mother a few years ago. Most likely a untreated mental illness in the early stages
...I am not a doctor
I'm afraid that posting these just emboldens the next person to do something even more ridiculous.
I bet your dog wont be in handcuffs because of its loud mouth.
"You don't need to cuff me".
Yeah man, a muzzle is what she needs.
I see duct tape in her future.
Duct tape on airlines is about to become a line item on material invoices
The whistling that the microphone made at the end was just perfection 😂
So, mental issues, like bipolar?
No fly list in 3... 2... 1...
What is that yellow thing the flight attendant is holding at the end?
Was kinda hoping someone would yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP”
But no one did
Did she say my dog is my god?
Air Marshals were you at?
It’s always the flight that that’s needs a marshal that never has one
Nice, School of Rock is a pretty good movie.
Would I have been wrong to put her to sleep with a choke hold as another passenger?
She's a bit tipsy isn't she?
School of Rock on the inflight movie. Classic.
Fuck that captive audience bullshit. Take a stepstool/soapbox to a public park, stand on it, and share your ideas with anyone who cares to gather round.
> I'm not terrible to look at.
Imagine the life decisions that lead her to this
See them taking her to the back.
Probably next to where I'm trying to sleep.
This woman's speech was sort of like Trump's first election attempt; literally not one person expected it to get as far as it did.
So... Wifi created Covid? We have a computer virus? We're computers?
Hey School of Rock is on!
I wish there was a way they could've jettisoned her from the plane
I think this woman used to give "motivational speeches" at the office i used to work in. 😆
i did not spend 1k on a round ticket to listen to this
Drop plastic trash bag over head. Then Duct tape copiously. Should be enough air to breathe as they jettison the nutter out of the plane
Barely understood her even if it was plane English.
She says “I’m not terrible to look at”! No? Maybe just listen to…
Reddits video player is a fucking joke
School of Rock tho!
Welcome to the no fly list stupid.
How come nobody ripped that thing off of her?
Why do people who have absolutely nothing intelligent to say think they need to speak the loudest?
Disrupting School of Rock? Already bad enough
On thing all these morons have in common is they have nothing of value to actually say.
Not gonna lie, I’m not sure what her point was, but if I was on that plane, I’d want them to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart ASAP, even if i agreed with her. I’m trying to focus on being scared of the turbulence, not whatever shit you’re saying
Bye bye being able to fly. lmao
This is the most deranged and hilarious thing I have ever seen.
"I'm not terrible to look at" - I spit my fucking milk.
Imagine being this full of yourself.
Why the fuck does this shit happen on airplanes lmao
Is that Covid witnesses or some shit?
I really wanna know if she is a woke covid cultist or a conspiracy theorist
That's a fun way to cop a felony, good on her.
And my adhd ass is still trying to figure out what the person in front of me is watching, despite everything that is going on
i would jump out of the plane. so tired of these people.
Well that’s a first