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Woman with microphone ranting about the pandemic mid-flight

Woman with microphone ranting about the pandemic mid-flight

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Captain__CheeseBurg

Lol if you’re gonna bring a mic onboard with the intention of making a grand speech, it’s best to memorize said grand speech beforehand.


Chroniklogic

See the reason the pandemic started... THE REASON IS... The reason the pandemic started.


sterereo

DEVICES!


ReignCheque

Maam, are you just saying what you see?


greg_jenningz

Do you love lamp?


morbidaar

God dog!


ChairOFLamp

I do.


PM_ME_ROCK

Man woman person camera TV


ReignCheque

#I DECLARE INTERNETTTTTTTTTT


Robotichands

best comment on reddit


Witty_Username_81

[That's my jam](https://youtu.be/3Uvwbd75ujU)


NecramoniumZero

5G is spreading corona! (they legit tried to burn down new 5G towers here because of that bs theory)


djaybe

“Basically…” stop using this useless word.


Baboobie

ir gives me filler time so the jumbled up mess of thoughts in my head can make sentence without actually buffering.


djaybe

sorry but you’re doing it wrong. stop speaking for a week and start writing down your thoughts. work through that shit and see how clear and effective you can be.


idigturtles

"But I have a microphone RIGHT NOW!!"


barnivere

THE INTERNET


treelineghost

the reason is the internet


Kishou_Arima

Chyna


Sam474

"So I bought a mic, a portable speaker, and a plane ticket and I'm prepared to go to prison for disrupting a flight. I have a plan to wait until everyone is asleep to get started and then really capture their attention totally in the quiet." "Wow, bold, what are you going to say?!" "Eh, I'll just wing it."


DannyMThompson

Lmao


DONT_TICKLE

I want to know how this all went down in her head before doing it. Like, when she played the situation over and over in her head, what was that like? Did enlighten the whole plane? Did people clap? I really want to know


very_spicy_churro

It seems more like she just happened to have the mic and speaker with her, and took way too much Xanax...


DizzleSlaunsen23

That sounded like an ambian fueled speech to me lol. Holy shit I don’t care* how attractive you are it’s so Fucking cringe any time it gets to the, “what it’s not like you don’t AT LEAST like looking at me” type Shit lol. Edit: duck auto correct and the D was on purpose that time which prob isn’t helping. But oh well


Re-toast

She's not even attractive. Looks like a 6 on her best day.


NWAttitude

You are not a horny man.


SlurpinUpMyDadsCum

Does your phone auto capitalize the word “Shit” too?


DizzleSlaunsen23

Yes and as of ios15 it now switches 50 to 5-0? Like really fucking weird lol.


ThatScaryDoll

And 11 to “/-0.11” for me


assface421

I mean if she really thought she was so attractive and wanted everyone's attention... well you know...


morbidaar

Bobs vageen


NWAttitude

If you're going to memorize a grand speech, it helps to have all your marbles.


gnarlysheen

My dog is my dog.


SilverLightSpawn

Mad props to buying the airline wifi just for this. Legendary


onlyuseful

Could have recorded it then posted later. Made a nice a nice title to say that...


CreamPuffDelight

But if they waited until they landed then someone else would've posted if it first and they'd lost all the Internet credits they could've had!


DannyMThompson

Karma is reserved for big brain actions.


cyberdick

unless its an international flight and she wont land for another 20 hours, I don't see the point. Unless you want to be the first one to post this to social media


LostCause666946

Do people just lose all common sense when on a flight?


No-Spoilers

They lost it long ago. It just seems the issue is being crammed in a tin can with people they don't agree with and forced to follow rules they think they are better than.


FookedOnHonics

RC lvl?


plastikspoon1

Literally 1 rn but I just got 1k rune essence so that's nice


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AshingiiAshuaa

There is an incredibly interesting reason for that. Before the late 70s airlines were regulated with minimum prices they could charge between routes. Rent seeking and anti-competitiveness were the primary reasons, but the luxury you mention was another consequence. Basically, airlines all had a minimum price they were allowed to charge for interstate routes. These rates were relatively high compared to the actual cost to run the route. Since the price floors didn't allow airlines to compete with each other by lowering price, they competed with frills and luxury. So most/many consumers were "forced" to pay for frills that they wouldn't have otherwise bought.


ExPatWharfRat

As someone who used to fly quite a bit; yes. Yest they do. I have seen some seriously obnoxious stuff on planes. I can't imagine it has gotten any better since covid began


TSM-

Yes, and there's a perfectly good explanation why. The process is frustrating to check in and wait in multiple lines and planes suck. People then decide they will just have a bottle of wine and/or double up on Ambien to get through the flight. They then lose self control, so after some minor incident they get worked up. I'm not a flight attendant but I would think this happens fairly often and they probably have specific training to deal with these kinds of people.


AnotherFruitCake

Schoo of Rock is such a good movie


muff_cabbag3

She's got quite the case of stickittodamanitis


Spambop

Stickittodamani*osis*.


muff_cabbag3

Shit I blew it


10Cinephiltopia9

Thinking the same thing. Fuckin gem


cosmicdroplet

Jack Black is a national treasure


BrendaTheSloth

Perfect role for Jack Black. RIP to Freddy Jones


Samurai_1990

> Freddy Jones Jezz he was only 32, man thats a bummer. I ride so this hits home as it only takes one cager (car driver) not paying attention to end your life. So sad... https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/kevin-clark-who-played-kid-drummer-school-rock-dies-32-n1268696


Robstrami98

Well that fucked up my day. I had no idea he died


Samurai_1990

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news my friend, it stung when I looked it up too :'(


Ya-Dikobraz

i'M nOt TeRriBlE tO lOOk aT Basically.. the Internet... stupid devices... my dog... my dog...


cannibalcorpuscle

I was pretty upset no one yelled, “but you ain’t great either!” Or something to trigger her into defending her looks instead of continuing her scholarly oration.


AmongSheep

Hahahaha. I wish someone did too.


OttoVonJismarck

>i'M nOt TeRriBlE tO lOOk aT #"So shut the fuck up and show us dem tiddies!"


MummyofOsiris

Just trying to get her 5 minutes of fame.


FOXfaceRabbitFISH

15 mb of lame


GoodDog2620

100% reason to never learn her name.


-Cryptoknight

And to instead let her hang her head in shame.


ZEROvTHREE

Holy shit this is literally the new version of that..


MorningDistance

She ranted for over a minute and a half and I still have no idea what she’s talking about.


Crepes_for_days3000

Well see, she was saying the reason the whole pandemic got started was because of looking at phones. Which is a pretty scientifically sound theory, not gonna lie.


AshingiiAshuaa

It sounds crazy, but if they hadn't taken the mic away she'd have explained that only 5G phones allow the government to push coronavirus updates. LTE simply doesn't have the bandwidth.


SnuffXP

What she was actually saying was, the reason the pandemic started, is because the reason the pandemic started is the reason the pandemic started.


ortofon88

She was saying her dog was her dog, and her dog can be a better dog...for you people.


seanthemop

With the pièce de la résistance, "My dog is my dog"


Gouranga56

Thats alright, neither does she


Lesko_Learning

That's because the MAN was too scared to let her tell us how the pandemic really started.


thxmeatcat

I couldn't make out a single sentence. A few words and fragments but not a single thought


bofadeesnuts

I want to know her postulation so bad lol


glandgames

Im trying to be a better person and not imagining her getting punched. People like that make it tough, though. "Im not bad to look at" and then claims to know how covid started. Just disturbing people and being so full of themselves and acting like everyone else is shit. I just wanna see one get punched. I'm horrible.


Siberiatundrafire

I thank you for the mental image of someone punching her dental veneers into the back of her throat though.


atomicllama1

I kind of wanted to hear her theory.


Dood567

I'm kinda disappointed that she didn't even seem to prepare wtf she wanted to say ahead of time. Is she saying we lost faith in god? No clue where she's even going with this.


atomicllama1

Maybe I havent been out in a while but I want to hear about her insane ideas over dinner.


The_Dramanomicon

I've got a thing for crazy conspiracies too. The crazier the better really.


jagua_haku

In my experience chicks like this are freeeeaks in the sheets. Hardest part is making a clean getaway


AshingiiAshuaa

Me too, from the comfort of my gaming chair and mom's basement. If you were stuck in a crowded metal tube she'd be the last person you wanted to listen to, even if she isn't terrible to look at.


TheWalkingDead91

Something something we’re stuck to our screens something something.


wiinintendontcare

This bitch think she's at a TED talk?


AB_ali81

Haha just trying to get some practice in


tiffpac

Red wine and ambien is a helluva drug


Juicyjewsss

I’d bang


neverforgetreddit

Its a man baby! Yeah!


cannibalcorpuscle

Same but different.


xXcampbellXx

just what you expect from someone who looks like that. too much wine and pills. woman make up 50% of all divorces. this isnt a coincidence.


eChelicerae

Oof, I encountered a guy like this at the gym... Who started ranting at me.


adpqook

Next time let him go for a minute or two and then look at it, shrug, and say “sorry English no so good”


eChelicerae

"No habla Inglés"


Class3pwr

What has happened to passengers in the past couple of years? I don't remember there being this many crazy people before 2017.


lightbringer0

The 2016 election


The_Jobholder

pills and alcohol


mista-sparkle

Ironically, probably what this woman believes caused the pandemic had something to do with it.


Ikea_Man

a president who openly encourages misinformation and politicizes every issue tends to do that to a country


mightbedylan

Why couldn't they just cut her mic?


ThirdPoliceman

I think she has her own speaker. It’s not connected to the plane’s system.


BloonH8TR

Reminds me of the mumbling kid mene. Have you ever....that you....when you...that you you you...when.


shallowHalliburton

What happened to air marshals? Was that just a thing they told us post 9/11 to ease our tensions?


davidverner

They exist but they don't have nearly enough numbers to be on every flight around the nation. The odds of an air martial being on your flight is around 20 to 40 percent depending on time of day and year.


jagua_haku

Is it that high? Southwest cancelled 1800 flights last week (I think it was over a day or two but not completely sure). And that’s just one airline. There’s no way there were ever air marshals on more like 1-5% of flights


forgedinthehood

I think so, yes. Haha


akrokh

That performance should grant her a solid place on a no fly list. I would be mad if it didn’t.


ObviouslyNoBot

Imagine being crammed on a mf plane only to be yelled at by someone with a microphone


asdf346

Why didnt anyone just grab that mic off her


ron_mexxico

Nobody wants to get their own criminal charges from the charge happy airlines


TheLovingTruth

Somebody got loaded on valium before her flight.


crispy1978

In the olden days the captain of a boat could punish a disobedient servant by keelhauling, I wish captains of a plane could reintroduce this punishment mid-air.


ScoobySenpaiJr

Why does this keep happening on flights? People stuck in a tube who can't not listen to your dribble? Oh right...


azriel777

I am at a point I see all "activists" as scum that deserve no sympathy. They are not doing this out of the goodness of their hearts, they are doing this to be the center of attention and to stroke their own egos. I blame social media and bad parents not raising their kids right, for producing shitty activists.


REDDlTLURKER

School of Rock! What a great movie.


TheSeattleSeven

Sounds like r2d2 there at the end had a couple points to chime in with too


gimmetheboof

This is craaaazy! The mind-numbing disrespect one has to have to just start using a LOUDSPEAKER in a room full of people trying to sleep is insane!


xdleet

My dog is my god.


bunnyuncle

This belongs in r/dontputyourdickinthat


sammnyc

is she deliberately dressed like a flight attendant?


Always_lying_Man

R2-D2 at the end telling her to shut up


Shoosh70

I like the person watching school of rock. Want to watch it again now.


tommy_gunnn

I thought it was company policy to duct tape her to a chair.


slver6

why buy wifi, just record it, and then upload it to internet later


deez_treez

Airlines Hate This One Simple Trick


PotatoDonki

And in middle of School of Rock of all times!


scarlet_psyche

manic episode


40Pesos

Completely unrelated but shout out to the passenger in the next row watching School of Rock. Such a classic.


bbcfoursubtitles

r/imthemaincharacter


Gouranga56

Seriously, WTF. When i get on a flight, I dont give a shit what you are selling. I am going to put on my headphones and fuck off and I thank you to do the same


mista-sparkle

What's that yellow stand-mixer-attachment-looking thing that the stewardess brings out right as the girl with the mic starts sounding like R2D2?


Zeek_Seeks_Gains

You are all trashing on someone who woke up! They took the red pill, and are trying to free other sheep from this trap. People just think she’s crazy. She’s just trying to help everyone wake up before she gets sucked back in to this trap! - Buddha 7:3121


RuthlessAK

Ayyy school of rock


muff_cabbag3

Looks like that lady's holding an egg beater thought she was gonna give her a beatin


thisonetimeonreddit

You absolutely are terrible to look at.


Vision-of-the-Bacon

Bitch is disturbing School of Rock


EqualPaint7

Are Air Marshals still a thing?


tryingmybest10

Freaked out a bit when she started talking because she sounds EXACTLY like a professor I have and even looks kinda like her with the mask on


ConradTurner

"I'm not terrible to look at" bitch shut the fuck up and sit back down


Lienisaur

Ma'am. Ma'am. MA'AM. O God I love it when that happens


shawshankya

I actually would’ve listened if she started with her R2-D2 voice.


RunawayMoon

Nice mic whats the brand? asking for a friend.


fordreaming

I can't wait to see what happens to this rude cunt


notimpressedwreddit

Lady, the days of soapboxing are over. FUCK OFF


TaxAllHairDye

Damn it, what comes after "my dog is my dog"


Dreid79

What is wrong with people 🙄


My_Body_The_Mystery

How to look coo-coo and comit a federal offense at the same time


IkeOverMarth

Glad AOC was there to cuff that lunatic


hpchef

Her: “Hmmmm…How can I take advantage of this captive audience?…hmmmm…I KNOW!”


grrrrreat

That was my mother a few years ago. Most likely a untreated mental illness in the early stages ...I am not a doctor


the86ers

I'm afraid that posting these just emboldens the next person to do something even more ridiculous.


Zinere

I bet your dog wont be in handcuffs because of its loud mouth.


andimacg

"You don't need to cuff me". Yeah man, a muzzle is what she needs.


baltbcn90

I see duct tape in her future.


bahamapapa817

Duct tape on airlines is about to become a line item on material invoices


ainsleyburchmusic

The whistling that the microphone made at the end was just perfection 😂


halfischer

So, mental issues, like bipolar?


Samurai_1990

No fly list in 3... 2... 1...


wackiijackiinyc

What is that yellow thing the flight attendant is holding at the end?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Was kinda hoping someone would yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP” But no one did


StealthShinobi

Did she say my dog is my god?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Air Marshals were you at? It’s always the flight that that’s needs a marshal that never has one


VagabondRommel

Nice, School of Rock is a pretty good movie.


MerryMortician

Would I have been wrong to put her to sleep with a choke hold as another passenger?


cyclinghedgehog

She's a bit tipsy isn't she?


ganonsevil90bro

School of Rock on the inflight movie. Classic.


AshingiiAshuaa

Fuck that captive audience bullshit. Take a stepstool/soapbox to a public park, stand on it, and share your ideas with anyone who cares to gather round. > I'm not terrible to look at. Modest too.


wewille

Imagine the life decisions that lead her to this


Mindraker

See them taking her to the back. Probably next to where I'm trying to sleep.


ExPatWharfRat

This woman's speech was sort of like Trump's first election attempt; literally not one person expected it to get as far as it did.


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

So... Wifi created Covid? We have a computer virus? We're computers? _Simulation confirmed_


Harrisonbg

Hey School of Rock is on!


UndyingQuasar

I wish there was a way they could've jettisoned her from the plane


forgedinthehood

I think this woman used to give "motivational speeches" at the office i used to work in. 😆


Spinelli_The_Great

i did not spend 1k on a round ticket to listen to this


Theaternearyou

Drop plastic trash bag over head. Then Duct tape copiously. Should be enough air to breathe as they jettison the nutter out of the plane


TheRealZy

Barely understood her even if it was plane English.


nutttmeg

She says “I’m not terrible to look at”! No? Maybe just listen to…


ProCumGuy

Reddits video player is a fucking joke


adrian1878

School of Rock tho!


ButtfuckChampion_

Welcome to the no fly list stupid.


RealisticEnd2578

How come nobody ripped that thing off of her?


Permanentdiscontent

Why do people who have absolutely nothing intelligent to say think they need to speak the loudest?


Ghostmax-Light

Disrupting School of Rock? Already bad enough


IcanSew831

On thing all these morons have in common is they have nothing of value to actually say.


shaggy1452

Not gonna lie, I’m not sure what her point was, but if I was on that plane, I’d want them to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart ASAP, even if i agreed with her. I’m trying to focus on being scared of the turbulence, not whatever shit you’re saying


Lmnolmnop

Bye bye being able to fly. lmao


Lmnolmnop

This is the most deranged and hilarious thing I have ever seen.


Lmnolmnop

"I'm not terrible to look at" - I spit my fucking milk. Imagine being this full of yourself.


icoulduseadrink_or5

Ugh


Xepzero

Why the fuck does this shit happen on airplanes lmao


sugyobalz

Is that Covid witnesses or some shit?


1230x

I really wanna know if she is a woke covid cultist or a conspiracy theorist


MaisondEtre

That's a fun way to cop a felony, good on her.


NasaSharesAnImage

And my adhd ass is still trying to figure out what the person in front of me is watching, despite everything that is going on


seven_seven

i would jump out of the plane. so tired of these people.


Lateralus215

Well that’s a first