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Common_Cense

Actually funny. Well done.


rottenandinsane

I know everything, AMA


NoirYT2

What do you do with all this knowledge?


maca2022

Oh you will see. You will see


RosenButtons

I absolutely hate that you have broken my "I haven't heard Donald Trump speak for (x) days" streak. This was awful.


UnrulySupervisor

LOL literally the same thought process man. Even my friends were dead on him. This is out of nowhere.


J-Dabbleyou

Ok guys I’ve been doing a little social experiment from trump. I’ve been living in a small “trump town” the last year or two for welding work, and I hate trump right, but these hicks LOVE him, they fail to see through any white lies. So I thought, fuck it, I’ll do it too. I’ll just tell everyone I’m the best at everything, I know everything, and everyone should listen to me. I figured worst case, if I’m wrong, I do what trump does and shrug it off as a freak error. And guys IT WORKS. If I say “yeah I know the best place to get that done” people believe me. If I say “oh definitely I’m the best welder for that job trust me no one can weld that better than I” people believe me. Only one time I fucked something up and I just said “That’s crazy, something else must’ve gone wrong” and people believe me. Trump is a liar, and a scammer, but IT WORKS. So should you use trumps methods for personal gain against the very group of people he’s already fooled? Maybe, maybe not. Does it work? For the most part, yes.


ComprehensiveGanache

That’s called normal behavior bro. Not everyone is a psycho that is surprised he can lie. Most people assume your normal.


maybenotquiteasheavy

Lying about being the best at everything isn't normal human behavior.


Nam-Redips

Trump uses the expression “nobody knows more about X then me.” He hopes what follows is skipped over and the confidence he projects the message isn’t challenged. I suspect his supporters understand that he is more or less gesturing when using this expression, and what works with his deception is, you’d assume at least, that being in the position of power he has held, that he would be somewhat educated on the topic. So, you’re assuming he HAS had a meeting or two on this topic, and he is using a sarcastic expression to convey a type of “please, I’ve sat through enough, let me cut to the chase, I know where I’m coming from, I’ve put in the time, this is fact, believe me.” and people buy it as face value. Problem is, as we learned, Trump has the attention span and reading comprehension of a child, and those that understand his true character, see through how bogus of a comment this is when he uses it, and then we criticize him for implying he’s an expert. How you stop this behavior in someone is to come more prepared than them and ask them to provide examples to back up claims. He gets furious when that happens.


J-Dabbleyou

Well that’s the thing tho. If you’re going into a job interview against another applicant, who’s to say he isn’t exaggerating about himself? Why miss out on opportunities because you’re brutally honest and critical about yourself when you can just always talk yourself up instead. I’m not saying to take it as far as trump and claim to be an expert in EVERYTHING, but he is a salesman, and he does a great job “selling” himself. I guess this is a standard practice of “self advocating”, but I guess it took trump for me to see just how far you can take it.


i-am-the-fly-

It’s only true if he knows of pigeons called anybody and nobody.


totally_a_moderator

Nobody knows more about burner phones than him.


Born_a_Win

No one is as humble as him either. Probably almost nobody ever.


Dm1tr3y

And people believed him…


avgsmoe

And people believe him…


Franks_wild_beers

And half wits believe him...


ArmTheApes

I know for a fact that some people who believed him believe in incest and meth as well. So there's that.


Opposite_Channel

So glad hes gone. He was a 4 year headache that led to another 2 year headache that is the pandemic. In total the past 6 years have been nothing but a headache for much of the country.


MotoGpfan141

His replacement is a bit shabby too


Paladinforlife

The replacement is better than him, but still rather bad.


Aezzil

I should've voted for Bernie 😔


MotoGpfan141

I absolutely agree


Catztikle

Yeah idk about that. Biden a complete utter worse joke.


JackBelvier

If Biden is a joke then Trump is the whole comedy set lmao


Catztikle

If trump a whole comedy set, biden is every episode of Seinfeld lol 😂


ComprehensiveGanache

I hated record low unemployment and low gas prices too!!!


Catztikle

Yeah cheap gas and zero wars was terrible 😢


TheDownvotesFarmer

But, another one came, and made a total dissaster, made countries to lose respect for the USD in oil tradings and made stronger the Chinese Yuan But anyways aside from the no more powerful usd, he is pushing battery industry which is a good idea to create more economic systems. And the budget for the lovely wardog friends that is coming 🥰🚀🌕 $5.8 trillion usd


clockwatcher_75

He captured hearts and minds of millions and millions. 🤮


PawysV

i fell like tim apple may know more about technology.


lordofbitterdrinks

It’s literally a strategy


No_Ranger_3896

I know he's a narcissistic arsehole.


anotherview4me

He has small hands


mordecai98

I'm about a million times as humble as thou art.


ComprehensiveGanache

Living rent free


plymkr32

Better then Biden!


TheDownvotesFarmer

This is a shitposting why isn't removed?


DavetheHick

Please seek help for your TDS. HE'S GONE. He's a nobody.


IndridFrost1

Unfortunately he is still politically relevant. We can't forget he is a total asswipe.


ComprehensiveGanache

At least he knows more then Brandon about gas and infrastructure. Fjb


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MysteriousStaff3388

And yet has never heard of a burner phone.


Mike_Hauncheaux

The breadth and depth of his conman skill set is thoroughly impressive. Complete and refined.


rock-scientist

Why give him exposure? He thrives on this shit…


CalmAndBear

His work was getting a bunch of information from a bunch of experts in a certain field and then... DECIDE Made him think he's a super expert in all of these subjects