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Pwnpwnercow

They just Yada Yada’d from the swamp to the ocean.


devilthedankdawg

It was after the turtle had spent the night her ex-mates house.


ride_electric_bike

I got the walk of shame vibe too


Faith-In-Evil

You can't just yada yada a turtle trip!


Animal_Budget

I've been scuba diving and seen one of these in real life. I was well ahead of my buddy in a series of crevices, about 50-60 feet down. The surface was rough and super choppy making visibility at the top very bad. I was swimming out of a crevice at the bottom, took a corner and looked left and above me, there was a boulder about 10 feet above me and this monster. I remember just looking and staring trying to understand what I was looking at. I'd been diving for years at that point, with hundreds and hundreds of hours of experience. Yet this shocked me more than anything else I'd seen at the time. I was basically looking at a small car underwater and couldn't fully grasp the size and scale until I got to the beach and processed it.


Utleroy

That’s one big tartuga


StackAttack12

These dumb asses are literally just leaning on that turtle, they're not helping at all.


rowinit

I do get the impression the turtle’s doing the bulk of the work here…


kenjinyc

Way to cut out at the best part lol


aymen1991

Probably twice older than my gramp's..... and still young


Helios---

Prolly trying to outrun turt crushin' Mario


Emotional_Advice3516

Evil snake


Falloutboy214

How does this even happen?


Imadickheadedasshole

Water levels go down due to tides or whatever


sinmantky

Google Maps told it to go left on Highway 22


SniffThatWood

I'm getting Cannibal Holocaust flashbacks 😳


SnooChipmunks2216

Ah amazing


ReddityJim

Any of these where someone doesn't ride the turtle makes me happy.


REDGOESFASTAH

Master oogoi


Existing_Manner9336

I remember those they are called .....oh yeah right it you're/your momma


HistorianDelicious

Leatherbacks are incredible and I’m sad for some reason.


JELLYDUDEG

The shark that found that had a dam three course wrapped all in a nice crunchy shell


Emotional_Advice3516

Yeah but how much soup did they get from it ?


candygutzz

did you think this was funny or something?


Emotional_Advice3516

Ur right, why make soup when you can have eggs for years


candygutzz

what would possibly possess you to eat a turtle egg...?


Mech_Bean

OP couldn’t even be bothered to figure out what type of sea turtle it is for their post. Enjoy the easy karma tho


Emotional-Prize3481

Do you know what kind of turtle it is?


governmentthief

Leatherback?


Mech_Bean

Yup!


Mech_Bean

Yes, it’s a Leatherback Sea Turtle. They primarily eat jellyfish and have [spikes in their mouth/throat](https://images.app.goo.gl/QajoaUUeW75UBThc9). Hella cool, beautiful animals.


Brewboo

They couldn’t even be bothered to include what type of turtle it is in their critique.