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Spotted this on Facebook.

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Chaos-Corvid

I like it but my taste is questionable.


flameislove

I like the art. The words are an odd choice.


AdoboSwaggins

The words are perfect when you consider that Scooby Doo is a true crime series for kids


ADGjr86

You made me realize I miss Scooby Doo. Recently, other than Rick and Morty I haven’t watched a quality cartoon in a while. I might have to play an old one.


Illiad7342

Have you watched Bojack Horseman?


pinkat31522

That show is more depressing than an entire 5th of bourbon


Yanagibayashi

I watched it at the beginning of lockdown when I was already feeling lower then usual and I felt like shit for weeks


braintrustinc

You could always pick yourself back up with a good Bob's Burgers binge. Then whack yourself in the crotch again with a nice sad Pixar film.


HiddenA

You’ve explained my entire 2020 in lockdown.


blewpah

I watched the first two seasons and loved them, but the ending of S2 really put me out for a few days. All I've heard is that it gets *much* more depressing in later seasons so I still haven't finished it. One day.


Yanagibayashi

im not sure if it would be better to be already depressed or upbeat before starting but just know by the end you *will* feel like shit


filbertsnuts

It gets better after it gets worse. It is always well done.


hotsauce72_

The conversation between Bojack and Diane in the final episode fucked me up for a good 4 days after watching it. The whole final season is horribly depressing, but a very fitting end to the show at the same time.


ronsolocup

I remember watching the credits roll and just going “huh.” It is a great ending to the show, but at the same time you’re feeling disappointed or hollow. I imagine that was the point. I have a hard time recommending the show to anyone despite loving it, because it is so depressing


DarkPho3nix40

It’s like acid, if you do it in the wrong place and at the wrong time you’ll get fucked up


Zdata

Finished the series while already in a very bad mental place and had a full on anxiety attack. I couldn't sleep and felt subtly terrified for days. Never watching again. I understand the amazing artistic significance and all that, but when you're trying to climb out of a black hole of depression, it is NOT the show to watch.


DarkPho3nix40

Straight facts, I have been in a self improvement journey since my freshman year and watching that at the beginning definitely set me back a solid 4-6 months I finished it about a year later and it’s fascinating how different mindsets that you force on yourself can affect how things manifest in you based in recent stimuli.


whostolemysloth

YMMV. It's one of my go-to shows when I'm in a black hole depression. Sometimes it'll make me anxious, a couple episodes threaten to make me cry, but the humor and the non-ultra-depressing episodes are worth the roller coaster to me. It's one of my favorite shows, though, so that may also be a big factor.


mamachef100

This is super weird because it's technically a preschooler show but I highly recommend Bluey. It's really uplifting in a non preachy way. The animation is beautiful and the music is soothing. It's also funny. And short.


Rusty_Red_Mackerel

Yeah, half that shit hits too close.


Illiad7342

Lol very true. It's not one I can rewatch very often. It's really good, but if you're already feeling depressed, it can make things a lot worse.


TheFenn

I second this recommendation. It's fun, hilarious and emotionally devastating.


SnooLemons2247

Only watch Bojack if you want to make yourself depressed.


oceanmachine420

I gotta give Big Mouth a shout-out too


Undecided_Furry

My brain was just repeating “eh I don’t know if I like this or not” the whole time I was watching that show. I still don’t have an answer It was just odd, kind of in your face for the sake of it? While trying to seem special? But it was kind of worth the watch? I don’t know? Kind of how I felt about that Sausage Party animated movie too


HertzDonut1001

Big Mouth is awkward, vulgar, confusing, and at times difficult to watch. So exactly what a show about puberty should be. Plus I like coming of age stuff a lot. Really brings me back to when I wasn't a full adult yet. I can't watch Moonrise Kingdom without ugly crying because it reminds me of my first love so much. I'd do a lot to go back and relive just a day of that time in my life.


oceanmachine420

I understand that, but I felt like the jokes really hit home for me. And I love the super layered and self-referential style of writing. But I also absolutely loved Sausage Party too, so I guess it all comes down to individual taste in comedy


Banethoth

Sausage Party was fucking terrible


BuffelsBill

Couldn't agree more, I kept thinking "I should like this" but I really don't. I fully intend on giving it a fair shake but not today...


billoftt

I had to remove all firearms and sharp objects from my home after watching Bojack.


kalnu

I tried to watch bojack but I just can't. The characters are too toxic and the show itself is depressing or uncomfortable. Rick and Morty is too toxic for me, too but in different ways.


AppleSpicer

I can’t do Rick and Morty either. You’re one of the only people I’ve run into who also doesn’t want to watch it because of the toxicity


kalnu

Same here, I usually get down voted for this opinion. Haha. Its just too toxic and there's nothing redeeming about any of them. None of them have a foil to reel them in or encourage improvements, either.


ImpertantMahn

My wife got super depressed from bojack and I asked her to stop watching it. Same thing happened for birdbox.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

I'd recommend futurama, but I have my arm covered in a futurama tattoo


Sinisterniik

Futurama and The Simpsons (until season whenever you think it jumped the shark) are always good recommendations because both shows have heart. Watching the end of the Jurassic Bark episode ALWAYS makes me cry. When it comes to watching Futurama, my only regret is that I have Boneitis.


NocimonNomicon

I like Final Space


RainbowGayUnicorn

First season was absolutely amazing, totally hated the second one, it went too "let's sprinkle some Rick and Morty edge on top", that fucking pissing contest killed it for me.


Suq_Maidic

The Last Airbender, Adventure Time, and Futurama are the ones I've watched this past year. There's just something great about starting an old show and knowing it will last you a couple months.


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Steven Universe and reboot She-Ra are great magical girl shows - I feel like there were time She-Ra especially could have done more as a show, but it's a lot of fun.


twotrees1

Seriously check out Midnight Gospel. I’ve rewatched that gem many times.


3qtpint

Check out China Illinois If you can find it. The art isn't what I would call pretty, but the animation itself is great, really good timing and really fluid


HertzDonut1001

[Made by these guys.](https://youtu.be/K7y2xPucnAo)


n0x630

If you have amazon prime, boomerang has a 7 day free trial on prime tv. I used it to watch courage the cowardly dog with my kid and ended up keeping it because it’s only $5 a month and has some good shit, including like all the scooby doo cartoons and movies


Filip22012005

Have you considered tattooing Scooby-Doo on your chest?


Wrecked--Em

I think the words are interesting, and it would make a cool poster. But as a tattoo it strikes me more as r/im14andthisisdeep


Pure_Soil5209

I thought this was comedy heaven


duhbuurz

Yeah like if you’re an absolute scooby doo mega fan this would actually be an awesome piece if there were no words


HAL9000000

I like the art for an 11 year old's lunchbox.


jomontage

Hate wordy tattoos. I'm not trying to read your skin


cheese_dust

I thought the same thing until I read the second part in a Scooby Doo voice


NomadFire

It would be an okay t-shirt, I think I would spend $5-$10 on it. I don't like the statements though.


oykux

I don’t mind the top statement but the bottom one is extra cringy. Remove that and the logo on the right and I think this would be much better.


OpenSourceKing

I'll fucking cut my cock off before I stop liking Scooby Doo


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lolo795

Soo true!!


Gamblingfuck719

I mean shit at least one other person likes it and I guess the tattoo artist agreed to it lol. I just think the bottom quote a little much no


Dad-man

Makes me think they need to do a realistic Scooby Do, not just with actors, but with realistic grit. Like the difference between the early Batman movies and the Dark Night ones


lebiro

That's a "thanks but no thanks" from me.


Uhhlaneuh

Not gonna lie, if I was about to bang this guy and he took off his shirt, I would probably bust out laughing and walk out.


Vremyaposlevremeni

Ruff


bocanuts

Zoinks


Ambrosia_the_Greek

Jinkies!


Snickrmidoodle

Ruh roh


MAPX0

Jeepers!


coolrnt1

Fuck!


VoiceofLou

Ruh roh!


PleaseEndMeFam

I'd bust out laughing then let him bust me


FranklinDe

Rut ro shaggy


doug

Ringer rin ry rutt.


watermelonspanker

I'd bust out laughing and then bust in him (if he let me)


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gay


watermelonspanker

No, I say "no homo" first.


tigobiddies

The molecules don’t touch


ranch_style_beans

Ro romo


YesplzMm

Like, let's put the mask back on this one Scoob.


DaveThePossum

HeEhEehEehEheHe


RedBullWings17

Fuck I could hear these comments


teeejer

There’s basically zero chance that this dude wasn’t driving some kind of Mystery Machine replica. The red flags were there.


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

I see no red flags only green


mewthulhu

Yeah except it looks more like The Beaver Trap from Brooklyn 99, rusted with a speedy window tint and faded paint peeling like an abandoned carnival ride.


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Nefnoj

yeah, usually they let him bang


ExistentialAardvark

"We'll bang, okay?"


Uhhlaneuh

Hahaha touché


eNDlessdrive

For real though, you know this tattoo comes up in conversation about 3.5 minutes after his first name.


MPT1313

He legally had his name changed to Norville Rogers


DoctorCaptainSpacey

You: "Norville Rogers? Isn't that, like, Shaggy's real na---" That dude: *rips open shirt to reveal this* "Yes. Let me tell you a story...." 😳


momofdragons3

I think you meant *seconds there


fire_thorn

Just do it Scooby do style, I mean doggy style


Minimob0

My aunt's best friend was a caretaker for Adults whose brains hadn't developed the same speed as their bodies. One of the guys was obsessed with Scooby-Doo, and must have been in his 60s. I know this is wrong, but if I saw this tattoo on someone, I would immediately think they weren't all there. The writing really gets me.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

I've done a similar job and this was my first thought as well.


boatyboatwright

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for your meddling


HertzDonut1001

But would you do it for a Scooby Snack?


ButWhatIsADog

This happened to me in college. Girl took off her shirt reveling several very poorly done jellyfish from SpongeBob and I laughed. I kinda killed the mood with that one lol.


MsKc96

He’s probably an all-lights-off guy…


greycubed

Ruh roh. I guess that means I'm still breathing then. Later, virgin.


bigdaddypimpilicious

It will suddenly make sense why he asked if you liked Scooby-Doo during dinner.


dweaver987

Those nipples look weirdly lower than normal.


FBI_03

I THOUGHT IT WAS HIS BACK OMG


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Look at the shape of his right pec. Tha fuk kind of Photoshop is happening here


Comingsoononvhs

It's a combination of having a little bit of muscle but still an equal amount of fat


romantrav

Don’t talk about me like that you freak


I_DRINK_BONG_WATER

Could be swollen if the tattoo is freshly done. Still fucked tho


ferretsonaplane

Same oh God


the_Dorkness

Good observation. Now let’s see who these nipples *really* are!


scud121

They lift up to reveal the guy that runs the water slide, and the old janitor.


MildandLazy

Those nipples would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids!


robtk12

Different heights too


teratoma_cum_bubbles

One is sad and the other is anxious


GinsuGibbons

r/menwritingwomen


LiliVonStoop9001

I'd almost be willing to wager that they had surgery to correct a bit of gynecomastia. I know a couple people who've had it done and their nipples look very similar now.


Iamfinejustfine

that looks exactly like it, doesn't it? good eye.


Tom_piddle

And the tattoo to hide it


JackyCola92

Wtf is wrong with everyone in this comment section?! That's bodyshaming. Why is it so normal to everyone judging someone else's body?! That's some fucked up shit. You all have been seeing too much photoshopped bodies or Hollywood standards. Real bodies aren't standardized, they have different shapes, that's just how it is. Stop being so mean about it, that's why some people are so incredibly insecure about their bodies.


Zeestars

FWIW, I agree with you. I would also like to point out to everyone that [Dwayne Johnson’s chest is similar ](https://images.app.goo.gl/FwWvS5RnCe6DKV1VA), so I’m not really sure what you’re all on about…?


Cyynric

He had them relocated to fit the tattoo.


goodolarchie

Thanks he had them lowered to accommodate the needs of the tattoo


DaveThePossum

Still rendering.


01010100111011011011

Had a nipectomy to make more room for Scoobs!


jb920o

This would be better as a t shirt.


portablebiscuit

Nah, a tattoo of a T-shirt would be way worse


from_dust

It could be a *really* well done t-shirt...


NocturnalNympho

life pro tip: tattoo your t-shirt onto your skin and never pay for shirts again


8BallSlap

The syntax of the lower text is just weird sounding. Two of the three "will's" are superfluous.


cara27hhh

I was on board with the scooby tatt until the "I will literally will die for u scoob" part and now I just feel weird about it all


ItIsntRelevant

If you’re not willing to die for Scooby doo, you’re clearly not a real fan of Scooby foo


Quazifuji

That's not how I interpreted it. I think that bottom part is just a needlessly dramatic way of saying he'll love Scooby Doo for the rest of his life.


brightness3

This is just a personal opinion but i think text in tattoos are kinda cheesy, especially this one. If you really love scooby doo then show me, don't tell me.


nutloafwednesdays

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. The man can love Scooby all he wants, but goddamn... run permanent words by a moderately-equipped language nerd, people.


dts-five

I introduced a tattoo artist friend of mine to grammarly. I should get a commission for every poor soul saved.


theghostofme

Every “will” is unnecessary; that sentence structure is a nightmare. “The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo is the moment I stop breathing” would’ve made this execution a little greater.


canned_soup

It keeps getting worse


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

That chest shape doesn't even make sense


quickwatson

Putting verbs in future tense is something other languages do, so I'm wondering if English is not his first.


diabeticweedqueen

This verb tense error is common for native speakers of many Romance languages, especially French and Portuguese.


SarahKelper

I agree! It makes it even worse.


JHighDa03

So the actual tattoo of Scooby in the top left looks more like Marmaduke


SDRLemonMoon

Both Great Danes


YesplzMm

Great Dane it


iamagainstit

I feel like this could be pretty good if it didn't have the writing. Even just reducing it down to "the real monsters are always human" would help a lot. but like, you have it tattooed across your chest, I think we can infer that you are a big fan without having it explicitly written out.


DaveThePossum

Gotta drive the point home.


soadrocksmycock

I think it would've been better if it just said "I really like Scooby-Doo" Eta: just realized I originally put in a extra "Doo" new phone and auto correct is being a whore.


FasterDoudle

You solved it. If the only thing this tattoo said was "I really like Scooby-Doo" under that dramatic ass art, it would be God-tier


silentloler

Agreed. It’s fine to have something that you love and support on your body, but that’s pretty much a sentence he will regret having in a few years. Scooby doo just isn’t THAT good. The criminal is always someone who is not part of the story until he’s revealed... And it’s pretty obvious that most of our problems are caused by humans and not monsters, seeing as monsters don’t exist (or at the very best are extremely rare, even if we can’t disprove their existence).


DrMobius0

The realization in question isn't even all that profound. Frankly it's so mundane that most people probably don't even feel the need to put it into words. We all know people suck, and that the worst of us are absolutely deplorable in every way under the sun.


Foresaken_Foreskin

Exactly. Like as opposed to what, monsters being the real monsters?


call-now

*Aaahh!!! Real Monsters* taught me that real monsters are always monsters


Psychedelick

For me it's the opposite; with just the top part it'd be a bit tacky but the bottom text is so ridiculous it shoots the moon and comes back around to being ironically hilarious. Disclaimer: I'm an idiot and also watched a lot of Scooby-Doo as a kid


Filmcricket

That’s where this tattoo crosses over into “did you lose a bet?” territory. It seems purposefully terrible.


lambchopper71

Scooby Don't


LiliVonStoop9001

As someone with multiple tattoos from cartoons I watched as a kid think it's pretty dope and wholesome tbh. Homeboy just really loves Scooby-Doo and has a tattoo about it he probably loves too. Art is subjective, and tattoos are very personal. Making fun of someone's tattoo because it's not something you would personally get is both petty and sad in the fact that y'all clearly have nothing going on in your own lives so you have to put down someone else. Let the guy enjoy his tat and you can get what ever you like tattooed on your own body.


Galagamus

Buddy take a step back, breathe in deep and exhale slowly. This tattoo is the textbook definition of this subreddit. It's a well done tattoo of a beloved cartoon and it's fucking absurd and can *absolutely* be made fun of. You take life way too seriously bud.


rrickitickitavi

My biggest problem with this tattoo is there is no anti-Scooby contingent that requires this kind of stand. Dude. Everybody likes Scooby Doo. It’s like getting a tattoo challenging the world to attack your devotion to strawberries.


Grabatreetron

wtf dude fuuuuuuck strawberries srlsy


Ludwig234

What's wrong with strawberries. Bilberries are much better but stawberries are still good.


shashybaws

So long as there is no scrappy doo it's fine in my books.


pikpikcarrotmon

Out of morbid curiosity I looked up Scrappy Doo tattoos and there maybe three or four total, none of which were majestic or terrible enough to be noteworthy. So we're surprisingly in the clear.


l_the_Throwaway

The moment I will stop loving strawberries will be the moment I will stop breathing.


CaptainNoBoat

I honestly don't get the defense, even if this wasn't a sub about bad taste. Like, seriously? A weird-ass spooky cartoon scene with a portrait of Scooby reminiscing in the distance about a poorly-worded set of paragraphs that take several seconds to read, one that uses the word "will" 3 times in 16 words? Permanently tattoo'd on someone's chest? Lmao, it's the tackiest shit I've ever seen, but great execution. It's absolutely perfect content for this sub. No need to defend as "art is subjective." It's absolutely, objectively hideous.


rrickitickitavi

Then there's the terrible placement and size. And let's not leave out the font choice. Is that courier? And the kearning. My God. It's painful to look at. Edit: AND what's up with Velma? She's way too skinny.


thekmanpwnudwn

Yeah, using "will" 3 times in the sentence and it doesn't even make that much sense. It would read a lot better if there was only a single "will". "The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing."


cavelioness

Thank you! Those 2 extra "will"'s were bugging the heck outta me. And I'd change the first sentence to "are" always human, because it's, like, trying to be a life lesson and all.


zoyaa5

Not that deep, man.


funtimesforelmo

Totally agree, art is subjective but that sentence isn't. Should have just been "The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing."


Pugster

Maybe his name is Will and it's just missing some punctuation?


AstroCat16

The moment I, Will, will stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment that I, Will, will stop breathing.


emanresu_nwonknu

You're arguing against the point of the sub you know. Not that you're wrong, but yeah, you just don't think this sub should exist.


calithetroll

Listen, I am a huge geek about the things I love as well. I am very much of the “let people enjoy things” camp, and I don’t judge people for being passionate about things cuz it’s the best thing to be. But it’s the intensity he has about it though. Like, the tattoo is VERY different from the aesthetic of the show. He took a lighthearted TV show and made it edge lord and negative, which is weird even to me.


trenlr911

Getting off of this sub would be good for you


wickedblight

i am a stickler for the most basic grammar rules being followed and i will die on this hill i will i will.


BoBear15

I think it’s a well done tattoo, but the only thing that I see as a true negative would be the text at the bottom. We don’t need you to tell use you love scooby-doo. We can literally see that you do. Also I think it should be a back tattoo, but that’s just personal preference. Edit: the SD dog tag doesn’t look that great now that I’m looking at it again.


Iamthespiderbro

I get what you’re saying and I hope this guy loves his tattoo and feels great about it. I dont think anyone wants to make him feel bad by any means. That said, like it or not, it’s ok for people people to have different tastes and they are welcome to express their opinions on it… even the critical ones


RapeMeToo

Well that's why r/tattoo is the circle jerk it is. It's your safe space. This sub is for thing done well but with awful taste.


BlisteringAsscheeks

I mean, I respect where you're coming from, and obviously you're right, but a tongue-in-cheek critique of subjective taste is the whole point of this subreddit dude. When it comes down to it, taste in everything is subjective, and even that "hideous" armoire that someone spray painted teal and stamped with "Live, Laugh, Love" might be really emotionally important to them as well.


prguitarman

The several lower case “i” bother me the most


SarahKelper

Also the phrasing is weird. There are too many "wills" in that sentence.


TheTurtleShepard

Yeah it reads much better as “The moment I stop loving Scooby Doo will be the moment I stop breathing” saying the moment I WILL stop breathing almost makes it sound like he’s just gonna hold his breath once he stops loving Scooby doo


InAnOffhandWay

It’s his last Will and testament


Decooker11

The thing I really love about great tattoos is their unspoken complexity. This is fucking abhorrent


HelloSailorStory

Ruh Roh


pastelquail

Raggy


Seightx

I’d honestly unironically like it if the second set of text didn’t exist I think.


Get9

Another problem is that the entire thing is poorly written.


mistercali_fornia

was the bottom text addressed to his parents?


DaveThePossum

It’s addressed to all of us and I, for one, think we could learn a lot from it.


mawfks

The tattoo isn’t all that bad until you read how cringe those quotes are


Fthisguy69420

And the 3rd grade grammar that follows


lickthecowhappy

It's not a PHASE, mom!


FloatDH2

r/im14andthisisdeep


khatarlan

Enough days staring at this tattoo in the mirror, you realize you’re the one in a rubber mask


gdmfsobtc

His neeples are migrating, Stimpy!


DaveThePossum

You eediot!


FBI_03

This is hilarious but wtf


Whiskey-Particular

NGL, out of alllllll that, the part that bothers me the most is that the letter “I” isn’t capitalized, not once but twice.


Allgoodnamesinuse

Is it really great execution though?


Blibbobletto

Mediocre execution at best


Chromelium

this looks like my primary school graphic design class where I picked out all the graphics from the default folder from powerpoint