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Ruskiwasthebest1975

Alright u/EMHURLEY lets see your $11 today?!


EMHURLEY

About a dozen trades went through at $11 on open, might be the best I can hope for 😂


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Well you got to SEE it. HOLDING it is something else!! I have soooo many regrets on this one. I love to see it go but dang the woulda-beens just kill me 😂


EMHURLEY

My profit would have been double to triple what it is now if I’d invested when my mate told me to rather than months later ☹️


sneakycutler

"when my mate ... " bruh, that 99% of the time you hear that it's about people losing money on a stock tip from a mate.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Id have been double to triple if id bought my usual qty of them rather than getting scared by the anti coal sentiment and buying less than half. So same boat. We rue. But we grateful to be in too. 😂


Vegetable-Exit-5951

PLS to go skits today 🚀


Ruskiwasthebest1975

The words “Dividend policy” in that report may just help !


Ashley_Sophia

Fuckin skits ay mate ya fukkin go u good thing


kervio

It's about time something went right for ASX bets long suffering stonk aficionados... we were onto lithium en masse and we were onto it early! As Darren Buffet always says: "The stonk market is a vehicle for transferring wealth from the patient SMSFs to impatient aholes with addictive personality disorder."


Ashley_Sophia

As Jesus once said, Open thy hole and thine shall receive


kervio

As Aristotle once pondered: A homie to all is a homie to none.


Ashley_Sophia

Brah..... 🤛


kervio

🤛


Ashley_Sophia

💥💐


Calm_Lengths

u/yothuyindi \- Can't remember if you were the one who holds MLX but that quarterly looks pretty average. What's your take on it? With falling tin prices (but a falling AUD to USD to help reduce some of the impact), increased AISC and a reduced tin output (from reduced mill recovery), MLX really needs tin prices to bounce back to 22000 USD....


[deleted]

I guess the question is why is the price of tin so poor?


Ruskiwasthebest1975

The answer is always “cos china”.


yothuyindi

i feel the same way about tin as I do about copper prices dropping recently based on current/perceived economic slowdown, but also long-term supply deficits & use for electrification just gotta hold bags for the time being 👜


yothuyindi

I mean I don't know what you expect me to say other than "it's bad" 😅 but I was expecting it to be bad, so not exactly a surprise feels like many (non-coal & lithium) mining stocks are set to have similar quarterlies due to labour/energy costs, it's sector-wide and those two are only escaping because of all-time-high commodity prices


kervio

It's cos it is a value trap :(


TonyAbbottIsACunt

Could be a good day for AS2 if this acquisition announcement is strong. Fingers crossed!


9aaa73f0

ASX should be positioning for budget influences today, but will probably wait till tomorrow. Services sector could see big changes in childcare, aged care, but big changes in infrastructure with financial commitments for NBN fttp, Electric vehicles, housing, Transmission. There are headlines this morning with 1 million new houses to be built (i recently moved into REIT sector)


Standard-Inflation-6

Hang Seng is like a penny stonk


BuiltDifferant

Cbf getting out of bed


SunkDestroyer

Bit like that dude hahaha


Webpage9

\*currently working from bed\* 🤰🏾


Meaty0gre

Same, awake at 4:30am still lying here 5:30


BuiltDifferant

Aww I’m in SA time currently is 8.15 got up got to the hotel breakfast finna eat then goto work


Polite_Jello_377

Puts on CBF?


scorpio_

Feel that


Comfortable_Fox1

Are we rich today? AFR tell me please


letstestit22

AFR really pushing a everything is going to be green angle but they did include this: >*In a note, Goldman’s economics team led by Jan Hatzius struck an optimistic tone about the outlook for the US economy.* >*“The US economy does not appear to be on the brink of recession at the moment.”* So sell it all Old Man Sachs getting a rug pull ready. Headings also include: - Ultra-low US rates could return within three years: HSBC - Defensive stocks signal the bear market has peaked: Leuthold - ASX to rise, Wall St extends rally, $A drops - Brazil is lone bull case for bruised emerging markets - China stocks routed in New York, Asia So rich today and broke by the end of the week/month/year


Ashley_Sophia

HI


nohorncap

☕️☕️☕️😍


Ashley_Sophia

☕☕☕🤰🚽🪠💸💸💸


nohorncap

😂🤣😆


Comfortable_Fox1

👋


Ashley_Sophia

PARDON?


Ashley_Sophia

HELLO


Marsvoltian

Can you go eat some dog treats again? Peak content tbh


Ashley_Sophia

It was cat treats u philistine. We need to come up with a new dare...


AltruisticCurtains

Good morning


Ashley_Sophia

I'm considering my third cup of coffee....too soon?


AltruisticCurtains

Never. 10am is perfect for coffee number 3.


Ashley_Sophia

Ok I'm going balls deep in caffeine. Dare poll incoming.


Calm_Lengths

Bonjour! 你好!Guten Morgen!


Ashley_Sophia

rosszul baszd meg anyádat disznó! 👩‍❤️‍👩 


Nevelo

Hola! ¿Como estas?


Ashley_Sophia

Show me ur tu perro salchicha


Nevelo

[Es muy pequeño](https://i.imgflip.com/j1koz.jpg).


Ashley_Sophia

Hhehehhehehehee top content 🌭🌡️


Intergalactic-Quasar

Hi


Ashley_Sophia

WAT


Intergalactic-Quasar

If you buy a duck gloves, does the wind still blow from the east if its a tueaday afternoon in north queensland?


Ashley_Sophia

u got so excited about your joke that you spelt Tuesday wrong. Look, all I know is this. Ducks have feathers right? They also have a special gland called the uropygial gland. This thing helps to keep ducks on top of the water. This gland, located at the base of their tail, produces an oil that the ducks spread over their bodies to make their feathers water-repellent. Did you know that you also possess this special gland? Next time you're at the water slide park, insert your middle finger into your anus and rub the secretion of the gland around your neck and torso for instant flotation. 969


Intergalactic-Quasar

I prefer the waffle stomp technique, helps me walk on water better.


Ashley_Sophia

Mate, I'm the Queen of the Waffle Stomp Technique™️. Don't get me started. May green be urs this day 💸💸💸💸


Intergalactic-Quasar

Whats more lost money, im numb to it at this point lmao. Have an excellent day though.😁😁


Webpage9

🤰🏾


Ashley_Sophia

Not u again. 🤰9🫄6🫃9


BeardFactory

These Eco protestor’s throwing paint and mashed potato at the glass protecting historic art really make me question what a protest is. Wouldn’t you want to throw etching acid or something that would permanently damage the art itself if you wanted to bring serious attention to your cause ? Obviously a shitty thing to do but their protests just seem like a cry for help


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Honestly they should have done what volkswagon did in germany….turn off the lights and heating and go home but still send security around for hourly checks with the brightest torches in their face. Every hour. Let them get sleep and food deprived, cold and busting for a toilet. Shit id set up a running water exhibit near them for good measure. This is not the way to get support.


SunkDestroyer

I actually love mashed potato’s and would definitely be happy to be working on the cleanup crew


Polite_Jello_377

You know they are actors affiliated with the fossil fuel industry and not genuine climate change protestors right?


raindog_

really? has this emerged?


Fruityboy

At least they weren't throwing shade.


Meaty0gre

These new band of protestors are wankers really


Polite_Jello_377

They are fake protestors designed to discredit the genuine protestors, so they want you to feel like this.


BuiltDifferant

Yeah the good old days people would light themselves on fire


Polite_Jello_377

It’s called commitment


leapietope

IMU below 0.16 end of month any taker


Jason_Tail

Sitting on more than I can afford to lose at a .32c average.


username-taken82

We will take that action. IMU below .016 by the end of October or what?


leapietope

1 month ban


username-taken82

Sold. u/mcfucking another sacrifice...


mcfucking

🦄 noted


mcfucking

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mison82

IMU 🚀🚀🚀🚀


leapietope

The rocket is in the wrong direction


mison82

Oh I guess you don’t know then….. please sell so I can buy :)


leapietope

I already sold a long time ago. And look where it at now 🚀🚀🚀


Diligent_Armadillo37

Feeling way too good about GAS, someone bring me back to earth pls


t4zmaniak

I was looking at this one awhile ago. What's news?


w-j1m

sunak next british pm get rekt u/prettyboiclique :D


Polite_Jello_377

Sunak about to fuck around and find out when you are a brown man leading the party that has demonised immigrants for decades.


w-j1m

But he rich so it's ok


Polite_Jello_377

It might work in his party, but it won't work for the lower class regards that vote conservative because they are racist


w-j1m

He might pull the Asian vote though


BuiltDifferant

Why the lady quit so quick? Free money being pm


kervio

but also consider that free money not being PM: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-63350359


mcfucking

u/prettyboiclique your [2 weeks](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/y8r20n/premarket_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/it63tbn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) will start after the next bans post. You're free to stay till then 👍


prettyboiclique

My only regret is that I won’t be able to call MAY a fucking dog


mcfucking

There's always the banned lands for those shenanigans...


Polite_Jello_377

Sunak ma balls


Ashley_Sophia

Your scrotum smells like brie man. Do you believe in soap?


Polite_Jello_377

Brie is an improvement from Gorgonzola. The soap is working


Ashley_Sophia

Veined blue cheese. Exceptional. 🥯


Polite_Jello_377

For how long?


prettyboiclique

TBH the funniest part of this entire ordeal is that Boris cancelled his holiday to try to get in again LMAO I'll eat crow, my odds ended up being better than I expected. Good job brah


sneakycutler

hate to say it, might be another green US sesh


The_Purple_Eagle

Indeed, will be a solid night


shitredditsays01

If I understood options I would stay up each night to gamble. Fortunately for me I don't get it and I'm too poor to invest in another market.


sneakycutler

You’re the ASX’s biggest donator, please, you’ve given enough.


LucyHasNoGender

Anyone care to speculate on EUR merger announcement? Another small player? or will it be absorbed into one of the big boys?


Massive_Button9434

They are merging with DOU, who will make a new feature in their app where you can salary sacrifice each pay toward lithium and it holds it inn a separate account for siphoning. ​ Kind of the 2022 version of DLC


Webpage9

so, i've consulted the bones and they say to sell during the Santa rally (yes it will happen), then buy the dip when the UK and/or USA announces they are in recession in the new year🤰🏾


Learner-Legal

Not until WHC hits $15!


Meaty0gre

🕺🫄


throw23w55443h

Yea this is what my balls are also telling me, but could also have something happen in November to skip the santa rally.


BeardFactory

👍


shitredditsays01

The US lithium pump is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0kbf9jwr7c


Heff696

Cock


peglegsmeg

*💡Great Analysis*


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PowerBottomBear92

It makes the drill bit start to spin or else it gets the hose again


desperaste

What happened to ESS? Didn’t notice it also had a good day in my pf 😂


Sloppy_moes

Mary Jane lord holds ESS too? All more conviction for me to go all in


BuiltDifferant

~ESS is blESS hope she shines again today~


SunkDestroyer

Worked 6am till 9:30pm today… feel fucking cooked Speccy fund will be loving it


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Is that your longest day? Mine was a few weeks ago 9am - 2.30am……35,000 steps on shift. Slept from 3am to 3pm when i got home and felt jetlagged for two days !


SunkDestroyer

Yuck


shitredditsays01

What do you do for work?


SunkDestroyer

Full time Centrelink recipient


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SunkDestroyer

Hahahaha actually so true. I should start leaving messages under the covers


shitredditsays01

Meeting #20392 has been recorded and the sliders are available here so you can view it later! Has anyone actually bothered to rewatch those company meetings? (I see complaints if they aren't made available though)


FameLuck

Give people jobs


shitredditsays01

A helping *hand* is always nice


FameLuck

Sir, this is a contact free Wendy's.


mcfucking

Don't forget to... stay grounded 😎


SunkDestroyer

Bruh 👽👽👽


mcfucking

😂


sneakycutler

get out.


mcfucking

😭


username-taken82

Oh my. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


SunkDestroyer

Control the slippery gypsy! He’s legit gone full dad mode


mcfucking

😂


Doomkoon4648

My day was spent combing over PEK's BFS and jesus what a crock of piss taking that is. It's partly my naivety but I would think something like a BFS/FS has to be decently legit. Their forecasts of pricing which they loosely based it upon are nuts 2023 $160 ndpr/kg with a top of $260/kg by 2030 though I really really want them to be true haha. Their opex from their 2017 to their current one changes drastically in some stages like opex per treo/kg from a high of $31/kg down to $9.50. Some how they went from a pre Tax Npv of $930mil (selling a separated product) to $1.5bil selling a MREC somehow Indicating a 80% playability..... All in all the more if these FS I read in this sector opens my eyes to how badly retail get fingered. That's my Ted talk for today say Hi to your mum for me.


AntiCGT

Don't say that too loud around U gang.


yothuyindi

I wish crypto wasn't such a retarded asset, be good to have some kind of investment active around the clock for on-demand dopamine hits when the ASX is closed 🤡


nohorncap

fx trading?


shitredditsays01

maybe we need speccie moon coin?


Wannaliveinpenthouse

Chinese market exploded today, that’s not a friendly welcome to XI third term.


paulm1927

YANG was up 24% when I looked at it.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

I recall buying YANG at 12 and selling at 14 thinking I was smart…


AltruisticCurtains

So... how about those futes


throw23w55443h

They just turned green again, Europe is green. Should be an interesting night and I have no idea how it will go.


AltruisticCurtains

Yep, it's literally a coin toss for me.


sneakycutler

BREAKING: UK private sector activity in October has contracted at fastest pace in almost two years Bullish. 🚀


ChZakalwe

BREXIT DIVIDEND!


shitredditsays01

Explain this like im a regard please


sneakycutler

ELI5: to combat inflation, you need want/need to reduce economic activity. One way to reduce activity (aka demand) is raising interest rates.


Polite_Jello_377

Stagflation is a real risk though


ChZakalwe

Small problem: how do you tell the difference between inflation busting reduced activity or impending economic collapse?


sneakycutler

The tightrope between raising interest rates (to counter high inflation) and not destroying the economy - by reducing economic growth too much and causing a recession - is the main issue most central banks are facing right now. There was an article yesterday on the SMH talking about this very issue, ill find it for you when I get home.


ChZakalwe

It's not written by our girl jess is it?


Doomkoon4648

5 more Business days to release 2 Ann's timbo


asxist

3 if they need the ESIA finalised before the mining licence application, which I assume they'd need to?


Doomkoon4648

Yes they do. Fucker better not drop both at once haha.


scyllallycs

Who are you talking about and how likely is it they'll drop the Ann's? Could be a tradeable event...


Polite_Jello_377

Bruh


Doomkoon4648

IXR...Its as close to 100% u can get needs to be done before end of Oct to apply for ML.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Tesla dragging futures into the red?


AltruisticCurtains

Not unless it's also listed on the Russell 2000. Small caps leading the charge down.


scyllallycs

TIL there's a Futures market for small caps. ​ [US2000USD](https://www.tradingview.com/x/XONmz1yh/) ​ Arguably in better shape than SPX or Tech futures


AltruisticCurtains

Given the volatility of speccies, I've often wondered about leveraged ETFs of the Russell 2000 instead of NASDAQ - have never gotten around to a chart comparison though.


paulm1927

TZA on the arca exchange. I don’t think a chart comparison would help. The play was “easy money” and pricing power (Ie margins) would hit the smaller caps harder than the larger ones.


AltruisticCurtains

It makes sense in theory, but hasn't played out - perhaps because tech has taken such a beating (and was pretty overvalued). WEBS (triple leveraged of the DOW tech stocks and a friend/foe of mine) has outperformed on 1 year - WEBS 156% vs TZA 46% gains. Can't find SNAS for NASDAQ comparator as easily.


paulm1927

I’d say the drivers for the downturn on each is different. In general terms NASDAQ was down based off future earnings where the Russel 2000 was based on down turn on current earnings. If I’m right then it’s a timing (finding the inflection point) where current risk is larger than future risk. But then again I own IMU so I’d not trust my opinion to much.


PaulyMcwhogivesashit

Anyone know much about LPDR? I know it’s got something to do with LPD. I’m sussing out super cheap lithium.


saceria

Anyone know what this is? I ended up with some as well and had no idea where it came from.


Fine_Part4231

It ceased trading on 21 October.


scorpio_

You are too late to make this poor decision, it's already gone.


megadrive65

Goodluck buying LPDR..


sneakycutler

RNU about to get spicy 🌶️ https://twitter.com/renascor_asx/status/1584467024092139520?s=46&t=kqwewfJi2LA_gQfJnyne2w


Texas_Tom

Is a Renascor that creature that Jabba the Hutt kept under his throne room until Luke killed it in Return of the Jedi?


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Moon-Runner

There is potential for that to happen.


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Moon-Runner

Give it 6 month. Patience pays ( it can ruin you also).


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Moon-Runner

Same same, any profit is good.


shitredditsays01

Tomorrow's budget: We have a surplus tax budget due to coal and lithium sales, partial gains from iron They will go on a spending spree to boost the economy, can't have people whinging about rates during Christmas. 🚀🚀🚀because people will order a steam deck, a burger with lettuce, ps5 and new tv because they didn't buy a new car or go on holiday, compromises. Rates to rise in nov and remain the same or lower in december, Christmas saved!


00tts

We hate the spend, we love the spend!


w-j1m

Didn't go on holiday? It seems like pretty much everyone was overseas at some point this year


letstestit22

Still waiting for my passport renewal been a few months. Think I would be better off getting a dodgy Brazilian passport.


yothuyindi

wanted to use some of my PLS profits to buy a ps5, still can't get one of those fuckers anywhere 😑


RandomVanBloke

I got mine recently at EB games. They list them online when the warehouse has stock, you pay a deposit and pick which store you want it shipped to.


saceria

Walk into a jbhifi and put down a deposit. We got one after 2 weeks around peak scarcity.


Lucky_Particular8130

Amazon disc version 894 comes with horizon


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yothuyindi

nah, Melbourne... hate that it seems like you have to be some neckbeard who monitors dodgy Twitter feeds 24/7 to have a chance to get one here 😅


Far_Unit9020

You can get them now at JB, usually a 2 week wait


InterestingShow1112

I was wondering if that was still the case - ooh new game title I’ll finally upgrade, not today son.