Feeling down this morning? Let the lithium yoda cheer you up with his shameless self appreciation: https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/p-l-s-7-12-by-eoy-22.6970387
yeah, I think there's a potent mix of low IQ, delusions of grandeur, plain old luck and no filter at all, and it's manifesting in the form of him being a self crowned lithium messiah. He refuses to talk to anyone with less than 1000 posts, for example.
Never seen anything like it.
LPD - will momentum continue, or will buyers lose interest after a quick sugar hit?
Pre-market shows a match price of 2.2c, but anything can happen over the next hour.
I'm now only 39% down on my investment.. need two more 20%+ days to break even :D
Too early in the morning for maths, but 2 consecutive days of 20% increases equates to about a 44% increase in value.
||Share Price|Day Gain $|Day Gain %|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Day 0|2.2|||
|Day 1|2.6|0.4|20%|
|Day 2|3.2|0.5|20%|
|Day 3|3.8|0.6|20%|
Obviously this is all complete hypothetical bullshit.
A 44% increase from a lower starting point won't get over a 40% decrease from a higher starting point. What's the 40% of, is what you need to calculate...
TIL: Dark Pools, where the big cheese buy/sell their stonks privately:
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp
>The title
>NOVONIX Selected For US$150 Million Grant From U.S. Department of Energy
>Ooh cool, they might actually generate some material revenue, lets take a look.
>a leading battery materials and technology company, today announced that its NOVONIX Anode Materials division was selected to enter negotiations to receive US$150 million in grant funding from the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE)
>"Selected to enter negotiations", spoiler alert, they'll never get this money.~~
Alright I spoke too soon on this one, had a look at previous grants from the government and [they used similar language for a $5.57m one in 2020.](https://www.energy.gov/eere/amo/advanced-manufacturing-office-fy20-critical-materials-foa-selections-table) Leaving the rest of the comment up as a reminder not to be too fast on the hot takes.
Definitely sounds sus..
When I read “The Department of Energy will commit to funding 20 US companies..” I thought fuck, ok so how many are bidding for it.
But the DOE has only selected US 20 companies.
Companies can be found here
https://www.energy.gov/mesc/bipartisan-infrastructure-law-battery-materials-processing-and-battery-manufacturing-recycling
Looks confirmed to me. From their linked in:
“Today President Biden will be announcing that NOVONIX was selected to receive US$150 million in grant funding to expand domestic production of high-performance, synthetic graphite anode materials and strengthen the North American battery supply chain. These funds will enable NOVONIX to enhance the execution of our strategic growth plan, specifically the construction of a 30,000 tonnes per annum plant build-out.
We are proud to receive this competitive funding and excited to partner with the #DOE to further our mission of establishing a domestic supply chain for lithium-based batteries.”
Talk about weasel words! It's hard to tell if they need to simply agree terms to receive funding, or bid in some competitive tender process.
>“We are proud to have been selected **to negotiate this funding** in recognition of our readiness to accelerate the domestic battery supply chain and meet growing global demand from the electric vehicle and stationary grid storage markets,” said Dr. Chris Burns, NOVONIX Co-Founder and CEO. “Since inception, our mission has been to enhance batteries through innovation and pave the way for the clean energy transformation. We are excited to partner with the DOE to further our mission of establishing a domestic supply chain for synthetic graphite used in lithium-based batteries and creating long-term sustainable value for our stakeholders.”
Of course
But here is an odds story
I worked for a bloke who owned a lotto store for 5 years
Through the 5 years he would sell about $600k pa on lotto tickets
In 5 years he did not have 1 division 1 winner.
That’s $3m of tickets and still no winner.
My fav thing about these big jackpots is how many people love to carryon about how bad the odds are... no fuckin shit mate... thanks for that pearl of wisdom
I buy charity raffle tickets these days (for houses, cars, bars of gold etc) instead when I get the urge. Absurdly better odds and when I lose at least it went to a good cause.
I did. The utility I get out of being able to dream for a cupla days is worth the cost of the ticket therefore it is a sound financial decision.
The same cannot be said for my maniacal trading of dog stocks I know nothing about
This one kind of looks like Asian countries dumping treasuries.
Bit weird seeing TTF etc crash but dollar advance tbh. Next few days should be interesting.
It has been all over the place but it is running hard red the last little bit - but it still could do anything with these markets...
Also watching futures like i have the last few weeks makes me feel like im a gambling addict.
Best investment decision i made today:
So im Picking up a couple of ‘dog walkin beers’ at the end of the day.
I walk through the Coles liquorland drive through.
Colonial IPA’s. usually exy, but tasty and good milage, 6.5%
Saw the price: $15.
For a 6-er.
Guy says they are ‘changing their beer lines’ and all this crafty stuff has got to go.
Sold.
I might make the same investment tomozzz.
"Hey guys, any tips for the best home brand baked beans? I earn 250k a year and save 90% of my salary but with a few adjustments I think I could get that up to 91% and retire 4 days earlier. Thanks in advance!"
yeah. 4.10% per annum. Here’s the thing though: Have a slight addiction to the casino
4.10 per day/week.
banks. they must be making a fking mint out of savings accounts.
US futures running up green, would love just one more banger day tomorrow so I can pull out a few things and not take a capital loss (which tax wise is not ideal for me this year).
There’s a guy on the AGN Hot Pooper who comments “the rally’s about to start” every few weeks and it’s always followed by a red day. He is my personal jinx
I AM NOW A QUALIFIED SPARKY ⚡️⚡️⚡️.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww! What a crazy four years! Two of which I’ve been hanging out here with you legends! Mad cheers to the homies which I’ve had great conversations, laughs, made and lost money with over the years on here 👊 you guys rock!
This apprenticeship was the best investment I’ve made thus far, followed closely by ZIP @ $12
Work till April then take 6 months off to go backpacking through Europe. Don’t know what after that but I really want to specialise (wind turbines or something along that line) or go industrial 👍👍
Congrats mate !! Top effort and wise choice, you’ll never be out of work with that trade , I went back and started a second apprenticeship at age 26 and has been the best decision
My first was a pastry chef , enjoyed it but hours were pretty rude , wanted to work for myself so did a painting and decorating apprenticeship and havnt looked back , love it
How much you charge to fix my flux capacitor?
Congrats man. They reckon this next year is when you learn the most. Also good for confidence doing shit by yourself.
Well done mate! An apprenticeship is great to have under your belt, and you can always fall back on it when your investments go to zero and you need to pay rent.
NHC is definitely the Pepsi to WHC's Coke 🤡
bought into SHJ today, if Morningstar Quantitative says it's undervalued what more DD could you possibly need?*
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Wonder what the trading halt with MP1 is. Bad day yesterday even worse news today 😞
Have I missed topping up on NVX sub $2 forever? 🚀
Surely Lithium rips today!
Knock knock Let me in already, open the casino!!!
Sir......this is a Bunnings
Need... gas... please... someone...
Put your face there. Potent gas incoming (_*_)
Nikado Avocado.. please no..
For free???? :O
Not for u. U have to pay the regard surcharge
If there were an ounce of corruption left there they would run a hose down the hole from the gas mains, start pumping
Feeling down this morning? Let the lithium yoda cheer you up with his shameless self appreciation: https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/p-l-s-7-12-by-eoy-22.6970387
HC is down bad giving that clown so many upvotes
THE PULSE OF THE BEAST
Oh ive noticed this resolute…….i would certainly not mind seeing PLS at $10 !
yesterday he made a prediction, replied to himself saying "right againt resolute" and even the HC guys were like "hey man this is a bit too much"
😂 ive seen some……interesting ?……rantings
Link pls
https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/p-l-s-7-12-by-eoy-22.6970387/?post_id=64284937
Hahaha wtf. Is he like, talking to....himself?
yeah, I think there's a potent mix of low IQ, delusions of grandeur, plain old luck and no filter at all, and it's manifesting in the form of him being a self crowned lithium messiah. He refuses to talk to anyone with less than 1000 posts, for example. Never seen anything like it.
Oh my fucking lol. Thanks for the link man. What a 🤡
he's the whole circus, by the looks of things!
What the fuck did I just read.
🤮
what a cunt
Oh boy. That’s enough internet for today.
Lilac getting $50 Mil too?
What do we think of CXO? Is it too late to jump aboard? 🚈 I also like the look of AGY. Need some speccys in my portfolio
CXO read the Ann; “State Street” are shorting it, lending shares to their US bankers mates, it’s been pumped to catch dumb money..
Never too late ma dude 🚀
Except sometimes it is...
sneaky AS2 announcement today. Another explorer tying themselves up to some obscure mid tier chinese company
Need the money to keep paying for all the announcements
LPD - will momentum continue, or will buyers lose interest after a quick sugar hit? Pre-market shows a match price of 2.2c, but anything can happen over the next hour. I'm now only 39% down on my investment.. need two more 20%+ days to break even :D
2.2c? When did it get down there?
Let's hope momentum continues! C'mon LPD!
I'm sorry. You need to recover 67% to break even on a 40% loss.
Too early in the morning for maths, but 2 consecutive days of 20% increases equates to about a 44% increase in value. ||Share Price|Day Gain $|Day Gain %| |:-|:-|:-|:-| |Day 0|2.2||| |Day 1|2.6|0.4|20%| |Day 2|3.2|0.5|20%| |Day 3|3.8|0.6|20%| Obviously this is all complete hypothetical bullshit.
A 44% increase from a lower starting point won't get over a 40% decrease from a higher starting point. What's the 40% of, is what you need to calculate...
Getting discharged from the hospital today. My admission was a green day so I'm sorry to say, it might be a bear day gang. Sorry
Did they amputate your peen?
Had to take away that weapon. Actually it was as impotent an organ as its host; the appendix
Wishing u and your peen a full recovery
Nah fuck yas. The food here is ratshit and they wake you every hour for 'ops'. I'm no martyr
But the drugs are fucking awesome
Yeah man, paracetamol and celecoxib for me. Those, antibiotics and injected anti-coagulation. It wasn't that fun haha
Get a nasty discharge instead
ffs man. stay there. get admitted. go back in.
So selfish.
TIL: Dark Pools, where the big cheese buy/sell their stonks privately: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp
This isn’t the conspiracy that the name implies. A better name would be “private sales facilitated by a broker”. Ho hum.
finance people get fucking bored, so anything to spice up the humdrum, hence "edging" "dark pools" "hammering" etc etc...
Hey, that's my broker.
Uh oh, don't stray too far into the cult lore.
PLL and SYR among the others to also receive the $150m grant.
Big sell at .083 trying to ruin the MAY train, can’t be stopped, won’t be stopped
Man that sell wall is thicc af
Chances of it getting pulled close to open? Reckon it's quite likely anyway
I’d say so, pretty silly to try sell bulk stock upfront and let everyone know
NVX receives $150m grant 🚀🚀🚀 https://novonixgroup.gcs-web.com/news-releases/news-release-details/novonix-selected-us150-million-grant-us-department-energy/
>The title >NOVONIX Selected For US$150 Million Grant From U.S. Department of Energy >Ooh cool, they might actually generate some material revenue, lets take a look. >a leading battery materials and technology company, today announced that its NOVONIX Anode Materials division was selected to enter negotiations to receive US$150 million in grant funding from the U.S. Department of Energy (DOE) >"Selected to enter negotiations", spoiler alert, they'll never get this money.~~ Alright I spoke too soon on this one, had a look at previous grants from the government and [they used similar language for a $5.57m one in 2020.](https://www.energy.gov/eere/amo/advanced-manufacturing-office-fy20-critical-materials-foa-selections-table) Leaving the rest of the comment up as a reminder not to be too fast on the hot takes.
Definitely sounds sus.. When I read “The Department of Energy will commit to funding 20 US companies..” I thought fuck, ok so how many are bidding for it. But the DOE has only selected US 20 companies. Companies can be found here https://www.energy.gov/mesc/bipartisan-infrastructure-law-battery-materials-processing-and-battery-manufacturing-recycling
Looks confirmed to me. From their linked in: “Today President Biden will be announcing that NOVONIX was selected to receive US$150 million in grant funding to expand domestic production of high-performance, synthetic graphite anode materials and strengthen the North American battery supply chain. These funds will enable NOVONIX to enhance the execution of our strategic growth plan, specifically the construction of a 30,000 tonnes per annum plant build-out. We are proud to receive this competitive funding and excited to partner with the #DOE to further our mission of establishing a domestic supply chain for lithium-based batteries.”
Yeah agreed, was a bit too quick on the hot take trigger, edited comment. Gotta do better for my paid downramping.
Talk about weasel words! It's hard to tell if they need to simply agree terms to receive funding, or bid in some competitive tender process. >“We are proud to have been selected **to negotiate this funding** in recognition of our readiness to accelerate the domestic battery supply chain and meet growing global demand from the electric vehicle and stationary grid storage markets,” said Dr. Chris Burns, NOVONIX Co-Founder and CEO. “Since inception, our mission has been to enhance batteries through innovation and pave the way for the clean energy transformation. We are excited to partner with the DOE to further our mission of establishing a domestic supply chain for synthetic graphite used in lithium-based batteries and creating long-term sustainable value for our stakeholders.”
Be careful - didn't receive grant, but is in negotiations to do so. Oh, bollocks to it. Load up.
Has the 2nd great NVX bull run begun? I Made some decent coin last time.
Cock I
Why doesn’t this ever happen to my dog shit stocks
ABC is a good time to get in! IMHO
Surely the wet weather ahead will hurt the business?
IMHO sounds like financial advice.
ASIC 👮♀️
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MPLol
Bullish on Vince Collisimo. Cunt owes Vic Fines $65k in parking and speeding fines. What a chad 🔥
Seriously? You telling me that art does really imitate life?
Man I hope it's related to a fully sick VL turbo
With dice, has to have the dice
Would he drive anything else?
Who purchased a powerball ticket today?
Of course But here is an odds story I worked for a bloke who owned a lotto store for 5 years Through the 5 years he would sell about $600k pa on lotto tickets In 5 years he did not have 1 division 1 winner. That’s $3m of tickets and still no winner.
My fav thing about these big jackpots is how many people love to carryon about how bad the odds are... no fuckin shit mate... thanks for that pearl of wisdom
I buy charity raffle tickets these days (for houses, cars, bars of gold etc) instead when I get the urge. Absurdly better odds and when I lose at least it went to a good cause.
good news and bad news good news: i won bad news: i did not bet
I did. The utility I get out of being able to dream for a cupla days is worth the cost of the ticket therefore it is a sound financial decision. The same cannot be said for my maniacal trading of dog stocks I know nothing about
🤣 Get out of my head!!!
RIP the futures. Can someone just put the UK out of their misery?
This one kind of looks like Asian countries dumping treasuries. Bit weird seeing TTF etc crash but dollar advance tbh. Next few days should be interesting.
Meh it’s been yo-yo’ing. Come back at the end of session.
It has been all over the place but it is running hard red the last little bit - but it still could do anything with these markets... Also watching futures like i have the last few weeks makes me feel like im a gambling addict.
>like im a gambling addict. *like*
Just imagine
Its not too bad, but a big disappoint from up 1.5% earlier today. Well at very atleast I didn't top up today.
Chill man, it's just Futures. Market hasn't even opened yet.
You're not my real mum, I can do whatever I want
Historically MAY releases announcements on thursday. Bullish. #hopium
I also fuck your mother on Wednesday nights. Long & bullish.
Why Wednesdays?
That's uncalled for :(
They’re doing fuck all other than drilling way past their point of oil.
They are preparing our dividends for next year 😋
Best investment decision i made today: So im Picking up a couple of ‘dog walkin beers’ at the end of the day. I walk through the Coles liquorland drive through. Colonial IPA’s. usually exy, but tasty and good milage, 6.5% Saw the price: $15. For a 6-er. Guy says they are ‘changing their beer lines’ and all this crafty stuff has got to go. Sold. I might make the same investment tomozzz.
That’s a fukn steal. Usually that stuff goes for $21.95 for 4
How many did you drink before posting this?
Ona my 3rd cheers.
3rd six pack that is
thats a long dog walk
Aus finance is just a fucked up shit show, unless you have other thoughts?
"Hey guys, any tips for the best home brand baked beans? I earn 250k a year and save 90% of my salary but with a few adjustments I think I could get that up to 91% and retire 4 days earlier. Thanks in advance!"
Their 0-3% HSI accounts are outperforming me, I'm in no position to judge 🤡
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yeah. 4.10% per annum. Here’s the thing though: Have a slight addiction to the casino 4.10 per day/week. banks. they must be making a fking mint out of savings accounts.
Dont worry, you moon once and you beat their 10 yr returns lmao
Fingers crossed on NVX...
BOQ two days left. We can do this.https://youtu.be/ERT_7u5L0dc
Oof https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/oct/19/health-insurer-medibank-enters-trading-halt-after-purported-cyber-attack
Did anyone even notice the trading halt today? Does anyone even look at MPL? 😅
No.
US futures running up green, would love just one more banger day tomorrow so I can pull out a few things and not take a capital loss (which tax wise is not ideal for me this year).
Futes are turning...
They were very green, then decently red, then green, now chilling around even.... who even knows anymore lol
Our future selves know, but they only care about themselves.
I actively acknowledge that video game grading is a scam but damn if I don’t want to keep buying sealed versions of games I like
I want test drive back again. Make Forza suck Dick. Give me 30 cars and 100skm. Better than 100s of cars and 30km.
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That and cd's.ok what is the ice vovo corner for us gen X. Ar fuck it I will just get more BHP.
Ps2 Persona games and anything Zelda
I used to be you, but have fallen in love with steam. Not having clutter around the place is really worth it.
Has anyone tried steam deck yet?
Not I. Didn't even know it existed.
alright, i’m dumb but can someone please consolidate me for buying more HIO now that they are down
Way to *consolidate* your losses
oh i lose :) time to buy more :) am i trading right :))
One of my holdings hasn’t had a comment on El Crapo for a week now. This can only be a good sign.
I have a stonk like that. Then again, it’s down 70% in the last year, so… 🤔
my AOU sounds like that
There’s a guy on the AGN Hot Pooper who comments “the rally’s about to start” every few weeks and it’s always followed by a red day. He is my personal jinx
I've been talking to myself for a year+ now on AMO hot coppah.
mostly just me chatting with my alt accounts on DDH
I'll stop by and say hi occasionally.
Imu. “We may have cured some cancers” that’s a paddlin. IMU. “We’ve struck a deal with a company to produce our phase III drugs” that’s a paddlin
Sooo hold...?
I literally could have made more money in a savings account lol
Where has Mark been lately? Has all the green knocked the energy out of him?
Maybe he is that guy at Aus finance crying into his beer,or is that you looking for relationship advice.
He's been seen running down the freeway naked shouting "sp500 3000, sp500 3000".
That’s about another 20% fall from today’s price. Wild.
I AM NOW A QUALIFIED SPARKY ⚡️⚡️⚡️. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww! What a crazy four years! Two of which I’ve been hanging out here with you legends! Mad cheers to the homies which I’ve had great conversations, laughs, made and lost money with over the years on here 👊 you guys rock! This apprenticeship was the best investment I’ve made thus far, followed closely by ZIP @ $12
Congrats mate, awesome work!
Thanks legend 🤌
good going, i am AMPed for you. WATTS the next move?
Work till April then take 6 months off to go backpacking through Europe. Don’t know what after that but I really want to specialise (wind turbines or something along that line) or go industrial 👍👍
Congrats mate !! Top effort and wise choice, you’ll never be out of work with that trade , I went back and started a second apprenticeship at age 26 and has been the best decision
Nice one mate what was your first and what was your second? Yeah mate it was defs tough at times but glad I stuck it out!!
My first was a pastry chef , enjoyed it but hours were pretty rude , wanted to work for myself so did a painting and decorating apprenticeship and havnt looked back , love it
Legend mate!
Congrats. You'll be an expert in not cleaning up after yourself by now.
How much you charge to fix my flux capacitor? Congrats man. They reckon this next year is when you learn the most. Also good for confidence doing shit by yourself.
Onya mate. So Bullish for Electrification?
Thanks brother 👊. Bullish on teleportation
👍
Just make sure you install flyscreens on your teleportation pods!
GOD HELP US ALL. Congrats
Congratulations 🎊
Wow that's electrifying! ⚡️⚡️⚡️congrats!
I'm shocked 😎
Dude…
Sorry. Sometimes I can't help myself 😂
Your surely a dad 😂
😂 nope
Good stuff mate because if you were a dad you wouldn’t be on here and you defs wouldn’t be fitting in too many surfs in 😂.
Taken is the surfer. I just surf the web 😂
Congrats!
Congrats mate!
Congrats! 🍾🎉🚀
Can I get you to put in two ceiling fans at my joint?
Depends if you live near a good surfing spot big dawg?
Does the Melton wave pool count?
Kick arse destroyer, well done 👍
Cheers brudda 👊
Congrats. (I won't lie, the temptation to change your flair to ''*4 years - 3 wires*'' is strong but I shall resist.) Seriously though, well done.
Hahaha cheers bro! Pretty stoked about it!! The beers are flowing!
Hahahah I’m going to use that one!
Well done! You deserve to feel proud of yourself! You have made a smart choice and you backed yourself the whole way.
Legend! Thanks mate appreciate it
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Thanks dude!! The beers are flowing and they have never tasted this good 😉
Well done mate! An apprenticeship is great to have under your belt, and you can always fall back on it when your investments go to zero and you need to pay rent.
Congrats, but I’m not sure I understand, is this a farewell message?
If his selection of positive and negative terminals is of stock picking standard (Z1P), it may well be
Just appreciation dude! I’m on cloud nine
NHC is definitely the Pepsi to WHC's Coke 🤡 bought into SHJ today, if Morningstar Quantitative says it's undervalued what more DD could you possibly need?* *🤡🤡
If only there was something you could do, like sell your NHC stocks in favour of WHC ones.
some of us just prefer different flavours of coal 😊