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8spaceman8

What a fantastic day for PLS! Loving this 🚀


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Are people near back to portfolio ATH now?


kervio

Within 5% of ATH


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Im 3.5% off. Feels so good. But also so bad cos it wont last 😂.


kervio

But... being only a little off ATH when the market is down 15-20% is like having a 20% year any other time. If you can hold the line while the market falls it ends up creating a fair bit of wealth.


BeardFactory

Haha not even close. I was +150% in Jan and I’m currently -8%.


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I’m still down 45% 🤪


Smellylard

Alright boys just got off the phone with the RBA. Can confirm that recession is now cancelled. We will be only mooning from now on.


sneakycutler

MAY: 💅🏼


shitredditsays01

Hopium levels rising. Copium is good. Don't let me down AP you filthy rich banker. Oil on the shakers please.


lionsforlambos

AEF pumping 8%.... I felt nostalgia for 2021 with today's jog


Calm_Lengths

Waiting for imu at 30c again...


lionsforlambos

same CL :(


keepsonrollin

Fuck yer, recession canceled


W0nderWhite

Recession's cancelled boiz


fruitsalad1212

Finished up 8.94% yeww.


cameltrowe

My shitty reddit NFT’s I bought for $100 are currently worth $2.8k lol


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cameltrowe

I plan to ride it into the ground just like my stocks


scrnk4

Only raised by 25 basis points. Instead of the projected 50 points. Bull market confirmed


Comfortable_Fox1

Bbbrrrr


EMHURLEY

MMG must be a lithium dog if it’s down 9% on a day like today


Acrobatic_Mud_2989

I tried a cheeky swing trade on CTT after mercy killing CYM. 15% in the kick so thanks Cettire. Another 9 of those and I'll be square. WCGW.


colliric

I'm splashing out tonight fellas.... Good day calls for a Red Rooster dinner run..... Thinking of a Tropicana box tonight..... I'm old enough to remember when Red Rooster was overtly racist.... https://youtu.be/DS-UczuaII0 https://youtu.be/q1l0ofRQlxw https://youtu.be/7_BYzBXB8GQ


Webpage9

Red Rooster? He don't love himself 🤰🏾


Big_Package2650

Reliving my childhood here! My kids look at me funny when I say nibble nobbys nuts before nobby nibbles yours...


colliric

My childhood was ruined by Jared Fogel! I'm old enough to remember when he was a weight loss legend for Subway and his cardboard cutout likeness with those massive jeans was in every single store even here in Australia.


ChZakalwe

Red rooster. Fast food of the gods. That's right! Red rooster is king!


Meaty0gre

You don’t know shit from fuk


ChZakalwe

This coming from a western peasant living 100 years behind the east coast?


Meaty0gre

Yes


ChZakalwe

Your opinions doesn't count.


Meaty0gre

My mummy says they do so….


Meaty0gre

I assume your portfolio underperformed cause if it did well you’d be getting KFC.


colliric

Nah.... I don't have a car at the moment..... Kinda limits your options!


9aaa73f0

All Ords +3.74% Must be biggest daily gain in more than a year ? EDIT: biggest daily increase in more than two years according to ABC news, cant find easy data.


drsheeply

Snuck in another 50,000 shares on IXR yesterday, now up 10% today.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

I got more couple days back and had order placed for some time at price but guess i was too far down in the queue! Nice to get up straight away!!


Rosencrantz1710

9.11% up today (and 15.69% up overall, so today has absolutely propped up my laughable portfolio…)


sneakycutler

🙌🏼 screenshot of the PF?


Rosencrantz1710

You mean in terms of what’s in it? Basically it’s lithium deluxe plus VDHG and a couple of randoms.


sneakycutler

Oh ok. Have you invested a lot of $ into this PF?


Rosencrantz1710

Not heaps. Certainly not enough to retire on, pay off my mortgage with, or buy a Lambo.


sneakycutler

Well you got my tits hard for nothing, Rosencrantz. I was gonna bring out the red panties …


Rosencrantz1710

I am to disappoint…


Silvertigar

Bought 500K shares in MAY. I’m morally against fossil fuels but 6.8cps is too attractive. I’ll donate some profits to the koalas if I make any, just to make up for it


t4zmaniak

Was this a top up? I thought you had a fair bit of MAY already?


Silvertigar

Yeah, holding a 1.1m shares now


t4zmaniak

That's epic lol


YouHeardTheMonkey

Place a ban bet!


imapassenger1

7.9% up today, almost makes up for the last two days last week. Won't celebrate yet. IXR being a good boi though.


sneakycutler

Markma1989’s worst trading day today. Condolences from the ASXBets team 🙏


Markma1989

Asx YTD return is -12% it’s nothing but a dead cat bounce. Prepare cash for the dip.


NoDuffTrading

Can you please let us know when the next bull run has started, I want to know the exact day we hit the bottom


Markma1989

I have a feeling that sp500 will hit 3000 points in the bear market. So I’m getting ready for that.


FrankGrimesss

Surely a bullish Markma would imply that the top is in?


Meaty0gre

Tuesday 11th 10:42 Sydney time


Markma1989

Amen


NoDuffTrading

WHAT MONTH


Meaty0gre

April 2023


sneakycutler

Ayyy what a cooncidence. That’s the same date MAY finds oil


NoDuffTrading

Thank you


Meaty0gre

🤰🏿


sneakycutler

Surprised he doesnt buy Short Funds (SNAS, BBOZ etc)


Markma1989

Too risky. Load up cash for the dip is better, much safer


Meaty0gre

Buying stuff is scary to him I bet.


ChZakalwe

Well, them he could sell call options?


Competitive_Copy2451

Green finish and papi lowe decided to spit on his fingers before fisting my ass. What a great day.


bethetrade

❤️ Dr Lowe


InterestingShow1112

I saw +5%, ending +**4.64%** \- bring on the recovery 🚀 Still time for something to be $0.10, $1 or $10 by Christmas


Riskytraderrob85

Zip?


InterestingShow1112

I’ll take $1 right now, can’t see $10 even though we all want it


MaybeHappy224

Recession officially cancelled


Markma1989

Not even close.


Meaty0gre

My shitty portfolio begs to differ


springoniondip

Hmm not sure how I feel about MI6 and their new project - big dilution but still trust management based on LTR


throw23w55443h

Its a huge whack of new land, in a good location with good results around it. The dilution is a lot, but its a very small $58m market cap explorer with a fair bit of cash - much better to give up capital now than have to do a cap raise in this environment. EDIT: Also, its a whole lot more land to have drill announcements to pump/dump


Esquatcho_Mundo

Market liked it, but ultimately it’s just a bit for nearology. Gotta live by the drill, die by the drill


springoniondip

Yeah it I'm in 2 minds, it's a big bit of land, but we already have a lot of land we're exploring so are they no longer as confident about those tenements and looking elsewhere meow


EMHURLEY

Love those $15k+ days


sneakycutler

Need 7 more of those to break-even. Let’s go 😅


yothuyindi

One of the best days I've had in a loooooong time... 😎 now when tomorrow inevitably goes red by \~1% for a standard pullback, can we please have a break in the daily thread from the perpetual doom & gloom bullshit? 2 steps forward & 1 step back is still a win


Far_Unit9020

Just need Putin to back away from the launch button...


throw23w55443h

ngl I like to lean to hard on either side for the enjoyment.


ThisIsTheWay552

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys! 🚀


[deleted]

I bought another 1000 units of BBUS thank me now for some rocket tomorrow 🐻🐻


throw23w55443h

Thanks Bud.


chicken_sweat

On that note I forgot to sell my SNAS. Are we fuk?


Wannaliveinpenthouse

it went all the way up from 3.6 to 5.6. Please don’t tell me you bought yesterday…


chicken_sweat

Sir this is a McCafe.


Mysterious_Value_764

PLS is some tasty shit, Li at all time high with no end in site. 2023 and 2024 looks the same, no new substantial projects filling the gap so prices will hold or go up. Sigma, Core, Liontown, Sayona and others won't even scratch the surface. It's structural undersupply now til 2025 minimum.


bethetrade

PLS = money printing machine and is benefiting from the strong USD as the sales on BMX are in USD


HeiPando

Not if China destorys itself first 😏


vvchronicles

You forgot about Ligma


yippikiyayay

You forgot to Ligma balls


throw23w55443h

US markets solidly green, im holding my gear through close - fuck it


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Doomkoon4648

wash ur whore mouth out


DrizzyDradle

Didn’t you pull out of VML? Your flair should be changed to ‘one nut deep in rare earths’


tynub89

he's out of VML but deep in IXR like a lot of us lul


BeardFactory

It’s strange how I’ve gone from capitulation yesterday to blind optimism today. Another buy high, sell low successfully completed


throw23w55443h

Oh im like 80% sure this wasn't the bottom, but multi day rallies are common in bear markets and sentiment really seems to indicate some green days ahead.


BeardFactory

I’ve bought into the LKE rocket so I’ll take it. Still waiting for AGN to break a 40c low though. Behold the alar of my mind


sneakycutler

I should cancel my $10 WHC Sell order, should I ...


Mutated_Cunt

Fuck them grandkids


catch-10110

The only stocks red on my main watch list today are RAC, MAY, DW8 and HVY. A hilarious motley crew.


kervio

that hevy dude down a cool 85k on his OG 200k investment... you better believe a pump is coming on the first green day to get that bad boy going again.


sneakycutler

motley ... fool


Mobile_Community8561

Already got a bottle of red for tomorrows WHC $10 party


kervio

cordial, I hope?


Crumpy88

Just checked my credit score for the first time 880 😎 Banks want to fuck with me


Ruskiwasthebest1975

I honestly have no clue. Is that good ?


Markma1989

I don’t even know I have a score for credit.


HeiPando

Not if you on centrelink


Crumpy88

I bad want money now Me sick


Church_of_FootStool

Some crazy bastard just bought $100k+ of QPM, at .14, driving the price a bit further up. cheers cunt!


[deleted]

Side note, do you find the jump up 11% slightly odd? No volume all day and even after rate hike news nothing at all, then outta nowhere line wipes? Im not complaining though : )


Church_of_FootStool

Definitely, nothing has changed but someone was willing to plop down money on .14 to raise it rather than buy earlier. People aren't always rational.


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You beat me here by a few seconds sir


The_Bearjew_bottom

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ bulls take my entry liquidity ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


BeardFactory

Fuck it, think I’ll let the LKE rocket ride to see if it does 20% tomorrow on retard strength


Any-Accountant-2287

Why does GLV go grey on me and send me back into the red!!! The Audacity.


sneakycutler

Wasnt GLV up 50% earlier today? Now its -33%????


sneakycutler

This daily thread deserves an Award 🥇


Simonpink

IVZ you fucking dog going red on a day like this.


Particular_Love_8811

Barry https://youtu.be/4YLJvoBVO2I


sneakycutler

At this rate LKE will have a larger market cap than the banks. Fucking retarded meme-stock strength 😂


BuiltDifferant

PLS up 11% dafuq lol


kervio

Millenial BHP keeps on keeping on.


BuiltDifferant

Thanks Phil ❤️


NoDuffTrading

My bank stocks are pumping like speccys


EMHURLEY

They would have loved today’s news of PLowe chickening out


Webpage9

REPOST: >Keep in mind... after the Dot Com bubble the Nasdaq Composite saw bear rallies of 22%, 24%, 37%, 18%, 22%, 30%, 47%, and 56% (the real rally) in 2000 and 2001. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 had around 12 rallies of at least 6% as it went from top to bottom.🤰🏾 ​ Edut: WHC trying to ~~touch the face of God~~ hit $10 🤰🏾


HeiPando

How are the other lions doing? Not IVZ... LTR how "safe" is it now as they got permits to go. Still under a capital raise price of $1.65, key companies interest like LG, Ford and the big kid Tesla. This was a tip off from family and they spamming to get in on WeChat and my parents sigh "get it yet".


l8rb8rs

To be fair there is so much straight up propaganda on WeChat, it makes sense to be skeptical


stonefree251

LTR is one of the rare beasts that have gone from speccie to legit. Their management is highly rated and they are hitting timeline targets.


Far_Unit9020

>LTR how "safe" is it now as they got permits to go Still 18 months away from first production, I expect to see significant ups and downs during this time. It's my biggest holding (I added more yesterday), very safe bet, just need patience.


Quarkstonk

So recession cancelled? Or is just one meagre RBA rate hike going to sooth markets all over the world. I think not, but market’s a literal embodiment of a bipolar Simple Jack, so who knows.


throw23w55443h

We will get a rally for a few days until the next catastophe, or earnings start coming out in the US and AGMs in AU start forcasting earnings cuts. Then we will see blood.


Quarkstonk

Forgot to pull my order from market and now I’m out of this ralley for a few days. By then it’ll be over so, shit.


letstestit22

Let's be honest the green is due to US markets. The AUS interest rate decision means fuck all and will be forgotten tomorrow. Wake me when the US decides on their interest rate.


Smellylard

Asx went up over 1% exact time RBA said .25% rise. Please never go full regard


Rincon_yal

[its coming](https://youtu.be/n67RYI_0sc0)


sneakycutler

[Maybe, or ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JYJhWIwGUw)


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Smellylard

Bottom is in bro. If everyone is yelling on the street about the recession, usually means it ain't going to happen. Do the opposite of what everyone else is doing and you will usually win.


HeiPando

Naa Globally recession still primed lol USA and China on the front line.


Nevelo

Nearly every consitutent on ASX200 green right now. Just 1 red and 1 suspended grey.


sneakycutler

[Thank you Daddy Lowe.](https://imgur.com/a/CnXYRPx)


EMHURLEY

Right there with you


sneakycutler

Would be at 20 if it wasnt for MAY. Day 56 of #FuckYouMAY


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FUCK YOU MAY!!!


kangaroute

fuck? you may!


ze_boingboing

May you fuck


NoDuffTrading

What a day MAY would’ve had if it was a better announcement


Mark2trey

I’ve developed Stockholm Syndrome towards LKE, my medium-term captor


Intrepid-Refuse8082

I’m in the same boat with LRS. Up 10% today, still down 25%, gunna be a long road 😅


sneakycutler

Seeing PLS rocket like an absolute speccy, knowing I was the gayest of all gay bears selling at $3.55. I had a nice $50k chunk cost-basis in it too. Just fuck me in the asshole.


ASisko

Hey, at least you didn’t sell at $1.76 and make a big post about why on ASX_bets.


Fawkzeh1

🥶


GeoSciFi

I sold half my remaining PLS stock this morning, wondering whether I should hold or sell the remainder, as +$0.50 is a serious pump from $4.55 yesterday.


Qambi1

Ouch


HeiPando

Time to cash out more by my eyes. Next increase will be a hit since we got 25 only. Need to boost numbers for xmas then get a ruler prepared for next year. \[edit: to the guy who asked if I ever bag. Only stocks this year that you could bag on were WHC, LKE and PLS that I remember of top of my head. Do I ever bag? 2020 I bagged a shit ton and sold in 2021 so yeah. I had the chance on LKE after a fallin buy at 58.5c and it rallied to $1.50 a month later but sold as I was in a meeting.\]


BuiltDifferant

Why would it be more next time?


throw23w55443h

Yea probably


Maleficent_Song8448

“In an ‘aww’ moment , even though they fucking lied completely, the RBA has today elected to not raise interest rates during the festive season this December putting rises on halt ...” I can just imagine the news headline now and Santa rally fully confirmed for December 📈


litres-of-cum

Not something i’d usually post on here but i had the hardest day of my life yesterday. Finally came out to my family and it didn’t go that well. I’ve struggled with my sexuality for the past 5+ years and it’s really been weighing on me since January. Everyone was over for dinner and i just spoke up and said i wanted to share something. I basically immediately burst into tears but eventually got through it, it feels insanely good getting it off my chest and having the people i care about the most know i’m a fomosexual. Unfortunately my dad reacted like i’d just pissed on his leg, his dad and grandfather were outward fomo-phobics so it wasn’t a suprise. At one point he asked me, “so your into all that freaky speccy shit hey? Can’t say i’ve ever seen the appeal myself…broad market ETF’s are more my taste personally” I was crushed…… Mum asked me how long i’d felt this way…… i replied: “Since my first JORC announcement i guess, when 2020 rolled around everything just got kicked into overdrive….1000+ p.e ratios?……sign me up………500% run in the past 1 month?…….shutup and take my money………unproven lithium extraction method?……..thats my middle name cunt……..” Use my story as a lesson, fomophobia isn’t cool, accept people for who they are and let them do what they want with their money, you never know the lifestyle companies they might run one day……


t4zmaniak

This is the quality content I cum here for.


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

You're so brave to cum out xx


SunkDestroyer

This is fucking gold! Right behind you captain 🫡


Wannaliveinpenthouse

Now we have LGBT and F! 🏳️‍🌈


EMHURLEY

I love the diversity of this sub 💕


Denominator_K

Beautiful words ❤️🍆❤️


sneakycutler

This was absolutely the right sub to post this.


Riskytraderrob85

Had me in the beginning


Sloppy_moes

\#metoo


Webpage9

same - it just rang true with that username 🤰🏾


wallyone123

I started reading. Went back and checked the username. Yeh. Makes sense.


throw23w55443h

I think what this signals to the market is the RBA isn't going to go fully scorched earth, which is great confidence builder.


so-hungry

Did anyone catch the bottom for VML?


DeadGoddo

Missed it


rastagizmo

Bought another $10k @ $0.03 last week. Still -30% overall.


so-hungry

Gratz and happy birthday


kangaroute

i did grab some a week or so back, lowering my avg


Calm_Lengths

3.05c but only for a small $500 parcel...


Webpage9

3.1c nibble 🤰🏾


hgttg

I mean this green makes up for one single day of red (yesterday). It needs to be literally a dozen days of this to even sniff breaking even.


Nevelo

Ok boys, you heard the guy. Pack it up. He doesn't want the green anymore.


Mr_X2017

Ol Philly Boi with the goods! Choo choo.


-Cheez-

25bps? Huh, that's it?


yothuyindi

days like this should be a reminder why you don't become a pussy-ass bear and go cash 🤡 it's the sharp rebound days that carry a portfolio


kervio

If I hated my job I might just have enough bravado today to resign. Fortunately I like my job, so I'll just do 200g of coffee and make an ass of myself, instead.


EMHURLEY

Instructions unclear put 200g of coffee up my ass and lost my job.


The_Frag_Man

Time to fuckin celebrate! A few more days like this and I'll only be losing a little!