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LazerNips89

Green day for me in the last minute with a whopping +0.1% Singular KFC chip for all 🍟


nohorncap

Please let there be an announcement of awesome and 🚀 for AQC…


ImAsquirrel77

Glad I never invested in Optus ….despite getting the dreaded email and attempting to contact them and receiving generic responses their messaging system is now fubared…. Time for a telecommunications swap and bag some savings to spend on the asx Unfortunately something isn't working for me, but I'll connect you to an expert now who can help.


Party_Theory_572

CXO trading halt


nohorncap

huh … Longhorn mentioned ganfeng: https://twitter.com/longhorncapital/status/1575642654435471361?s=46&t=w4nC513GRPDpToQwYlTIQw Interesting to see how that pans out…


PowerBottomBear92

>*"Pacman is coming to Google these shares up soon."* \- some cunt on HC Be careful out there folks, Pacman is coming for your panic selling


Far_Unit9020

Chomp chomp chomp


scorpio_

Waka Waka Waka


Denominator_K

VR8 pumping 23% yesterday right before today's DFS trading halt. Probably just coincidence 👀 👀


ImAsquirrel77

Bout time this puppy fetched the bone. It’s been fed adequately from my pov


raindog_

Does anyone know any more about this **MIN lithium spin off**? u/Jswyft or u/WowVeryJosh looking in your general direction? They obviously see financial benefit from restructuring it as a spin off and getting autists to buy drooling hard spodumene from their mouths. Having been burnt by the FFX/LLL demerger - I'm trying to look at a better strategy here. Admittedly, MIN is not fucking FFX - but not holding MIN, I want to try to play this one a little better.


JSwyft

Despite their denials, it still looks like a logical step for MIN, but they'll need to lean on the lithium assets during the current IO climate. I think whether you're optimistic on MIN or not depends on whether you think the lithium shortage will endure this decade. As you know I'm preparing for sodium to spoil the party by 2026, which is when MIN really take off. So for that reason, I'm not interested unless the SP returns to that $50ish level or they move to ramp up spodumene. Also cautious on IO in H1 2023 given macro conditions.


raindog_

Agree.. especially now, I think there is some value left in the bigger producers whilst they run, and prices stay high. I've got exits planned in the next 18 months for those producers I already owned. Might just stick with them. I appreciate the response and your thinking mate. Thank you.


nohorncap

Last I heard, speculation that MIN squashed: https://cdn-api.markitdigital.com/apiman-gateway/ASX/asx-research/1.0/file/2924-02566078-6A1108779?access_token=83ff96335c2d45a094df02a206a39ff4 Got something more recent that is proof otherwise?


raindog_

No, nothing more recent - hence why I was curious with what was going on. Thanks for linking that release! Also MIN starting to approach my buy target, so a little box changed colour on my spreadsheet and brought my attention to it. I know nothing more.


Awesomise

Whose dick does AGL gotta suck to get $20B to fund their renewables?


InterestingShow1112

As long as that $20B turns the SP back to $20 - I'll wait at the back of the new Wendys


raindog_

Brookfield - but they're already sucking their dick, in fact it's brookfield that's pushed all of this cannon-brooks led stuff. So it's like a mutual dick suck. Brookfield want and NEED to deploy billions in the renewables space over the next 10-15 years. They're looking for vehicles everyone to be able to deploy this capital. AGL offer one safe way to do it if they can shift gears to renewables etc.


l8rb8rs

They're also behind the mammoth solar in south west Sydney.


raindog_

I like content presented in this way: **Hindsight #36 - A Core Lesson in Drill Results (10min watch)** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4sVtAuWsP0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4sVtAuWsP0) How this guy misread drilling results.. and also includes some info on results in general. When he bought (he thought this would multi bag), when he should've sold. Nicely presented, humble. He's only got 360 views, thought he deserves more:


scorpio_

I swear he used to post here, did he get banned?


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megadrive65

Qld government should put a larger bid in for GNX


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megadrive65

I thought you were?


maybethough

[New shot](https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/balloon-blown-away-picture-id145912518?k=6&m=145912518&s=612x612&w=0&h=ZhVxNWjP2DzNaVkHTnif_1x6TwyjIjlxoc_lK5sIQL0=) from the RLT plant overnight 🎈📌


Frequent-Increase-73

I could not have timed my exit better.. got out around the $4 mark


maybethough

Beautiful 👌


rattled1315

Hahaa are you still holding? ‘No substantive production activities’ fuckkkyooouu


maybethough

Haha yeah, traded it a lot but I'm stil in. I'll add at some point, she'll be right


rattled1315

Oh nice one, hope you went well with the trades! The delays have been so costly. Just gotta be patient I guess


raindog_

Somebody posted this article yesterday, but it's worth a repost: From old mate Claude from The Call. Again - it's his opinion, so use it as discretion only - but I thought some useful points in there, particularly his framing in bold, to remind ourselves. 10 Signs that will make me want to buy a stocks (AKA STONKS FOR US) [https://arichlife.com.au/10-signs-that-will-make-me-want-to-buy-stocks/](https://arichlife.com.au/10-signs-that-will-make-me-want-to-buy-stocks/) >During a bear market, **wealth is transferred from the financially weak, who don’t have any cash and may be forced sellers, to the financially strong. Small cap stocks are high volatility, so they tend to exhibit the biggest swings in price. Since you are unlikely to pick the exact bottom, that means that at some point or another, it is very likely small cap investors will be underwater on their investments. It is important to mentally prepare for that reality.** And the reality is, when it is time to buy, it will be scary to do so. Existing holdings will mostly be down, and uncertainty and pessimism will ride high. Therefore, I’m going to force myself to buy something when I see the following sings: ​ 1. Inflation rates fall below 6%, (or otherwise significantly declines from its peak). Forbes reports that the Reserve Bank forecasts inflation “to peak at 7.75% in the December quarter of 2022.” Keep in mind inflation could fall… then go back up! 2. Developed nation central banks like the Federal Reserve or the RBA actually cut interest rates, rather than hiking them. 3. Discretionary spending companies like ARB Corporation see very significant declines in earnings. 4. The Buffett Market Valuation Indicator, as [defined by this website](https://www.currentmarketvaluation.com/models/buffett-indicator.php), hits the long term trend line. There are multiple ways to define this and use this indicator, but I think the website linked above is useful because it is well explained. 5. Newspapers start blaming a “property price crash” on politicians, and calling for action. 6. Everybody accepts we are in a recession and the government agrees to “do something about it” 7. Rising levels of unemployment becomes a political issue. 8. Loss making micro and small companies with no discernible business moat such as BeforePay (ASX: B4P), Dubber (ASX: DUB), Emerge Gaming (ASX: EM1), Zoono (ASX: ZNO), Marley Spoon (ASX: MMM), Sezzle (ASX: SZL), Respiri (ASX: RSH) and Douugh (ASX: DOU) cease trading, go bankrupt or are taken over. 9. People no longer talk about altcoins or NFTs as investment. 10. Second hand assets like cars, jetskis and campervan trailers drop significantly in price (though admittedly we’re already seeing this to a degree). I’ll be looking for evidence of distressed sellers. 11. Multiple high quality stocks start hitting my pre-calculated desired buy price range.


Awesomise

BIGGER RISK BIGGER REWARDS \*snorts flour\*


zupahorse

Thanks! Makes me want to learn python so I can make a bot which I'd call "Buy Bot" that says mostly "not yet" then flips to "now" when these conditions are met.


FameLuck

That's what this place is for. "Not yet" when everyone is buying, then "Now" when 50% of the posts about said stock are covered in blood.


l8rb8rs

I've used this indicator more than once...


Ashley_Sophia

Hey, I really appreciate this detailed info dump! I even took a screenshot, irl this is one of my highest digital accolades! Seriously, thx for posting this succinct list. 👑


raindog_

Remember, this is just his opinion. I think the bit in bold is the most important part. I think this list needs to be combined with this one (as a refresher of the same 5-10 "laws" you will read anywhere.. but we all should follow) [https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPY/hxuAwR1Z-The-7-Laws-of-Stock-Market-Success/](https://www.tradingview.com/chart/SPY/hxuAwR1Z-The-7-Laws-of-Stock-Market-Success/) The part where I'm screwing up recently is misjudging management. >*Be Selective When Choosing InvestmentsIf you are a buy-and-hold investor who is investing with a long-term focus, you need to be selective about the companies in which you invest your capital.* ***If you choose a company that has a great long-term outlook but also has a poor management team, you are unlikely to earn a profit from your investment. Take a company that is doing well, but has a management team that will likely face challenges in the future***\*. You can expect that the stock price of the company will fall as the market reacts to bad news from the company. Over time, however, the stock will likely recover as the management team overcomes the problem and regains investor confidence.\* I say this as someone who has worked within senior management, and I still somehow believed the morons at FFX knew what they were doing.


Ashley_Sophia

FUKKIN lel. Was seriously going to mention FFX in my reply. What a 🐩


Far_Unit9020

Good AFR article on scam-dream VUL: https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afr.com%2Frear-window%2Fvulcan-energy-resolves-to-pay-itself-more-20220929-p5blte


rhythm34

> Last year, Wedin’s short-term hurdles included making sure he was running a certifiably net-zero emission operation. He achieved 50 per cent of this measure for Vulcan’s Australian operations (where the German-focused company has basically no business). He got stock based payment for running a net-zero office? Am I reading that correctly? You can probably do this with a $500-1000 donation to a carbon offsetting company that plants trees. What a farce.


Massive_Button9434

Thanks for attaching the ladder already - nice and very thoughtful 👍 Not really much of a surprise in there. DLE and geothermal is an easy target to kick - until the day its commercially unlocked. How much is enough to pay any of these guys in any of the hundreds of shitcos spruiked in here ? When we're paying $120k for traffic controllers to hold a lollypop sign on a road near a construction site, what price a CEO trying to turn a company in to a money printer like PLS....i don't know...


FrankGrimesss

Mr Stark, I don't feel so good


SatansFriendlyCat

Mr Stock


Quarterchickenchips

Would spending my fifty grand play money on BHP today before it goes exd to pick up a lazy three and a half to blow over the long weekend hoping it recovers in the next week or two be autist? \* got a cgt rinse sitting around in case I unload.


DX6734D

Ignoring the fact the ex-div happened literally weeks ago, yes that is stupid as fuck. You are basically saying 'I have $3,500 which I can I spend on blow, but how sick would it be if I could also make that $3,500 taxable income too'


Quarterchickenchips

Thanks for the advice but I am a 60yo boomer living on franked divs and yes I am a bit stoopid \*see buying sya @ 0.31...


DX6734D

\>Boomer \>Not already having life savings in BHP and investment properties Pick one. But short answer, there is ***nothing*** special about dividend income, in fact it is active hindrance in most cases compared to capital gains.


Quarterchickenchips

Meh - beats working.


DX6734D

Don't get me wrong, buying a company that pays out dividends is legit strategy, but buying a share with the sole intention of receiving a dividend to then sell makes no sense. Dividends aren't free money, when paid the share price drops an equilvant amount (in a logical market).


Quarterchickenchips

All cool I just thought at that price - 38 - if it was ex div - be a safe long term hold and if it bounced back in few weeks yeah dump it and play with lithium. Like I said I bought sya and sat here with my finger on fifty grand watching PLS - I'm staying at the casino in few weeks so maybe I should just take it there :-)


sean-cc

Ex dividend was 1st Sept, so about as stupid as you originally thought plus a bit more


Ashley_Sophia

Omg u kicked him while he was down. I smell 🩸🩸🩸🦈


Quarterchickenchips

Damn - that's what retirement does to you - I'll grab my coat and go back to ausfinance.


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Ashley_Sophia

Yes why?


Markma1989

Why


Master_Egg_7568

Just following the trend it continues to deliver 😂


bah_nah_nah

Today will be a day where the stock market opens, buying/selling will occur and then the market will close. Some will end up some will end down. Quite a unique outcome


Ashley_Sophia

Vacuous Membrane Opens the mouth hole of truth Anticlimactic


kangaroute

all hail our new soothsayer


wordplayar

Hey mate, good insight, got any info on the ones that will "end up" ?


bah_nah_nah

Yes regarding shares that will end up they will increase by a percentage value greater than 0.0%. happy buying!


wordplayar

Well well well, quite a revelation. Have had a couple of those on my watchlist for a little while, think I might take the plunge into one of them now. Thanks!


Croix_De_Fer

Recession in coming. Everyone buying USD as per a pretty graph I saw on the ABC. I already own some BBUS as a ballast. Is adding a US dollar etf the worlds stupidest idea or not.


kangaroute

all media is crying recession. where have they been? the bottom is nigh


Far_Unit9020

Outrage level on HC today: extreme


InterestingShow1112

Could be the new "Fear Index"


Ashley_Sophia

Any juicy links?


CluelessAboutHeaps

Delicious


NoDuffTrading

As boomer as this is; now is a really good time to be making extra super contributions


nohorncap

particularly if you’re making dough this year, you can use up yr previous 5 years super cap too…


letstestit22

hope you die before you can access it


Ashley_Sophia

SHOTS FIRED


NoDuffTrading

I am already dead


Ashley_Sophia

Omg is this ur ghost? Wtf call the x files lads


Croix_De_Fer

Care to elaborate? Fees and contributions aren’t cheaper, super funds are just as exposed to a financial downturn/recession. Is it just a ‘put it away for a rainy day’ advice. I would have thought holding cash then buying the dip would be better?


NoDuffTrading

Depending on your allocations but it’s all DCA


rhythm34

tax


Ashley_Sophia

u no it's bad when this dude writes 1 word sentences on a publik forum


kangaroute

serious Q. why is NOW better than before, or later?


NoDuffTrading

DCA


Aggressive_Worker_93

Dumbs, Cunts, Autists


Ashley_Sophia

Are u 19 yrs old by any chance?


Aggressive_Worker_93

I’m 69


Ashley_Sophia

You can put your own dick in your mouth? Wow that's impressive!


Aggressive_Worker_93

Yep, but I can’t be as eloquent as you are whilst doing so.


Ashley_Sophia

That's a nice word. You also added whilst in there. 11/10


Aggressive_Worker_93

Thanks, stranger. I’m going to continue sucking my own dick. Are you going to hang out around here with your carefully crafted responses much longer or can I just focus on the task? If you keep distracting me I’m going to have to ask you to take over whilst I think what to reply next, I’m not as smart as you are!


Instantly-Regret

It's not all bad news. Someone is getting fucked today and they will like it 👍


Financial_Will_3294

That’s the aim 👍👍


scorpio_

Whatever happened to those ✨six magical African mines✨??? I preferred that saga, this one sucks.


The_Bearjew_bottom

A little stocks pump. A lot of stocks die. Fair trade.


MattIJAllan

Recession uncancelled


besttesterer

Can we bring back cancel culture?!


Mysterious_Value_764

US lithium stocks down 3% - 7% , expect ASX miners to follow. Fingers crossed 🤞.


Far_Unit9020

Still there will be claims of CXO price being pushed down by shorts 🤡


Financial_Will_3294

🙏


WowVeryJosh

Left, right goodnight. Both to you mad cunts and also the index


Hypertrollz

US markets shitting the bed, where the fuck is the plunge protection team when you need it. Can some one please start buying the dip. Baboon arse red Friday incoming.


9aaa73f0

But somehow asx200 futures green. Ah, it's the Tech sector leading falls in US, luckily we don't have one of them... (of significance)


Meaty0gre

You not able to sleep either? I microslept at 10pm and some cunt outside woke me, now I’m pinging 🤣


WowVeryJosh

Go to bed cunts


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coastie_trader

And soon so will your other dogs


Hypertrollz

Yes brother, I am wired. Not sure why but almost a little aroused at all this market turmoil. Maybe I am turning into a Bear😂.


The_Bearjew_bottom

come dance with us 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺


Meaty0gre

May as well get out of bed now and go to work lol. Fml


Hypertrollz

LOL, there is always that option.


Meaty0gre

I am very interested at how fuk the world actually is right now. Also very interested at the game the UK is playing.


Hypertrollz

The Fed and central bank have lost credibility, politicians are trying to back them into turning on the money printers. It feels like something big is coming.


coastie_trader

The great depression of 23?


Hypertrollz

There is still a few weeks of 22 left😂


TrampSwaps

The Greater Recession 22', followed by the Greatest Great Recession 23'


Hypertrollz

It has a nice ring to it, but if it spanned 22 and 23 wouldn't it technically be a depression 😂


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Hypertrollz

And the cycle repeats.


The_Bearjew_bottom

dance with me bears 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺


nohorncap

mmmm… funky… https://youtu.be/lMZ9_yrCIqU 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽 some shares have done it - hit their year lows eg: BLK, apple + tesla haven’t - still a ways to go…. strap on in…


Meaty0gre

🤰


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Can Nasdaq drill another 1000 points pls


Chuxa_wow

My lord NASDAQ is down -3.4% and dropping. Time to lube up.


sneakycutler

2.98


Chuxa_wow

Hoping to wake up to some pedestrian -0.3% :-)


Meaty0gre

Nope, things just got a lot worse


Chuxa_wow

Yeah back to lubing up.


BeardFactory

Lol @ VIX +11%. I’m in danger


PowerBottomBear92

Rubbing my balls before bed: IVZ announcement monday


Alkazard

DOW just a casual 2% down with futures even higher. Yeet


The_Bearjew_bottom

Everyone who went to bed bullish has to wake up in the next 8 hours.


iphonetrader

Stay in bed by the looks of it


zorrtwice

I can't wait to rub their noses in it tomorrow.


The_Bearjew_bottom

just don't fucking dance.


Meaty0gre

🕺


degenmaximus

Jokes on them…I can’t sleep at all now! 😱


Meaty0gre

Whiskey and lots of it my friend 😂


Hypertrollz

Whisky won't cut it need me some proporfol.


Meaty0gre

Yep we definitely fuk. I actually don’t care anymore lol. I’m completely immune to money, don’t care if what I invest goes up nor down. It’s a strange way to feel but actually makes me a better investor cause I have no emotion either way 🤣


Hypertrollz

I never really liked money in the first place. Do your worst markets.


Conscious_Giraffe_14

I too am dead inside. 🤣


sneakycutler

Calme-toi.


Okay_Brilliant

You mean tomorrow? Or just in life


Meaty0gre

I mean tomorrow lol Edit: and probably the next 12-24 months


throw23w55443h

China announced 28b package for companies to rebuild equipment. Don't underestimate China and their desperation to keep up growth.


besttesterer

India and China buying Russian oil/gas at a 30% discount and selling it to the wider market once it's all mixed, you can't tell where it's from. They are making boatloads of money there, covering up losses elsewhere (property and lockdowns).


Wannaliveinpenthouse

US jobless claim figure lower. Fed commented “we are not at point where we should think about stopping on rate hikes.” Conservative estimate SPX 2900~ EOY


AltruisticCurtains

SPX 2900 is a bit alarmist.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

It’s end of year estimate. Merely a projection of current circumstances. You know everything could go off track . War escalation, fed statement, CPI figures…


AltruisticCurtains

So, kind of the same position we've been in for most of the year, then. I didn't think the last rally was quite right or healthy, but something is more likely to give before we hit 2900 (lower than pre-pandemic) than otherwise. The market doesn't move in a linear fashion and projections of current circumstances are even more meaningless when things remain in such a beautiful state of chaotic flux.


AltruisticCurtains

I was just in another thread commenting on "futes", not realising US had opened. What did I miss today? US less pumped about BoE? Did JPOW utter words again, about inflation not being transitory? Well, vix is pumping at least.


rattled1315

Fuck did anyone manage to get one of the sky scanner glitch tickets??? Tickets were pulled just as I was entering my details 😂


Causegrief

Recently moved to the UK and about 6 of my mates scored \~$200 tickets to Berlin. Sounds like we are having a pretty outrageous catch up next year.


rattled1315

Epic! Hahaha that’s so good I hope the flights are honoured. My housemate snagged a Berlin flight as well


Causegrief

God bless the poor intern now on the streets looking for a job that is responsible for this.


rattled1315

Hahaha hopefully the lad booked an entire aisle before he had to pack up his desk


ogmazj

The Black Thursday Sep 2022


sneakycutler

Funny was listening to the live WallstBets chat and they were talking about coal


litres-of-cum

BREAKING NEWS ~ *BoE to start QE again, this time injecting £100bn into the Aussie speccy market*


kervio

u/ocean_sky_wind it is 10 months on from your OG advice and I have completed my linen purchases. Now I have to ask... is there anything special I need to do to keep my country road towels nice and fluffy? I think everything else is largely under control. Hope your PF has grown as impressively as my linen PF!!


litres-of-cum

It makes me sad that i actually remember two cunts on the internet talk about linen 10 months ago. I need to get outside i think.


Hypertrollz

Was there any good advice on Tampons too?


SatansFriendlyCat

I remember it too, pretty sure I took a screenshot of the advice for some future shopping, ha. Love the diversity of DD in this joint.


Hypertrollz

It's a regular Pintrest on here.


Hypertrollz

It's a regular Pintrest on here.


Hypertrollz

It's a regular Pintrest on here.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

You are not the only one…..


kervio

That was the best DD I have received on this sub, and I have received some excellent DD here.


desperaste

Link?


kervio

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/r1ftj1/is_it_time_to_short_hcs_sense_of_humour/hlym2qp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


nohorncap

I was thinking high time to turn it into a post. it’s also that time of year for stendig/advent calendar orders if you’re into such things.


desperaste

Anyone have any advice on easy ways of checking sector performance? Basically want a sector by sector list of tickers with links to DD to begin researching good buys in case things go tits up


litres-of-cum

Have you read the Danglen Deis blog?


desperaste

Is that like a deis nuts joke?


Fit_Consideration24

US futures red but asx futures green 🧐 IMPOSSIBLE


AltruisticCurtains

What is happening!? Seriously, though


sneakycutler

God help us the day we can no longer dig shit up from the ground because we’ve depleted everything. Said it before - the Fed Government better invest all our mining and energy profits into an industry that gives us a global “[comparative advantage](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/comparativeadvantage.asp)” (the economics principle)


iphonetrader

We’ve only scratched the surface of what’s under our vast brown soil - This ride is just started jump on


SatansFriendlyCat

Right on. Be like Norway 🇳🇴❤️


Hypertrollz

But that would be considered and forward thinking.


Markma1989

Asx after hour status is not accurate. Wait until tomorrow morning


AbleScience676

Might get levered up and see how ARO treats me


besttesterer

Your boi Steve making a splash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GysP8GiHRsY


sneakycutler

Fuck LKE and fuck Stu Crow. Long live Promnitz. 🤘🏼


Far_Unit9020

1 day in, 1 webinar down 😂


maybethough

Metals popping on plans to *launch a discussion paper* about banning Russian metal at the LME


-DannyDorito-

Isn’t Moscow planning their own metals exchange? I mean, you know, most other plans seem to be going..well though?


maybethough

Haha yeah, well I guess if the UK can sustain one basically anybody could at this rate. The asx_bets metals exchange, warehouses on warehouses of pyrite, pyrrhotite, lepidolite and halloysite


kervio

u/WowVeryJosh phase 2 of the "get rich while drinking dares" plan.


besttesterer

UK printer go bbrrrr How long do you think the US and Aus lasts until they cave to the housing property whingers?


The_Bearjew_bottom

The Bank of England did not reduce interest rates, they said they would buy government bonds to fund the UK government which had reduced its income from taxes. It has nothing to do with the supply of private sector credit.