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scorpio_

I guess Bretto should get his cert too because you obviously don't need to know how to Google things.


Outrageous_Junket817

If you are so sophisticated then you should know the answer to your question. So do you actually have the money or did just find a firm who you know that trusted your answers on the questionnaire?


Iuvenesco

If your a Soph you can get absolutely bent and leave. Scincerely - retail investors getting fucked by Sophs


Ashley_Sophia

Hello Sir! I too, consider myself to be a Sophisticated Investor! Wanna compare canapés? Show me the fluff of your pastry (for science) 🥐🍰🥧🥐🥧🎂🥐👄


ChZakalwe

What's that a euphemism for?


Ashley_Sophia

Look in the mirror AKA swollen penis


kickinthebut

?


Ashley_Sophia

Keep up mate, that was 6 hours ago!


kickinthebut

ADHD or autism?


Ashley_Sophia

I dunno? What did your doctor say?


kickinthebut

Yep.


Jake_Man_Unknown

🧊🧊


hollth1

Let me taste your eclair


Ashley_Sophia

LoL.u don't even have flair! BEAT IT KID. MACCAS IS THAT WAY


hollth1

I just realised the only two comments I made recently have been replies to you. In separate threads. I feel like a dirty whore. Please accept the only puffy pastry I have on offer: my chocolate doughnut


Ashley_Sophia

Oh hey I love choccie donuts! Wait... I c wat u did there (__________💩____________)


nohorncap

If you're so sophisticated, what the hell are you doing here?


Lower_Ambition4341

Earn over a certain amount per year, doesn’t include losses 🥴


Iuvenesco

Agreed


Mw239

I think IKBR gives you access to a much bigger and cheaper margin facility if you are a 'sophisticated (such a dumb term!)' investor.


RisqueMaximum

Hi Sir! I too iz fellow man of culture. Plz send all funds to my secret wallet in bitcoins only, best investment gauranteed by motly fool and hot crapper


WeatherOutside

Its still hard to make money even with soph raise access. Take ASN as a recent example of soph raise price v current price. IMO, Morgans seem to do ok raises, Fresh Equities are ok for a good spread, Bell Pot lot of duds. Reckon you need to do a lot of trade with a broker for them to get you access to the best raises and some half decent allocations. There’s no free lunch.


degenmaximus

This couldn’t possibly go wrong…