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9aaa73f0

ASX200 futures pointing up 1.6%


paulm1927

Just checked, 80% down on ASM. But it’s within my super account so it doesn’t really count.


funbagz999

"I want to get off this merry go round"


haarp1

what are your positions if nuclear war breaks out between NATO and Russia?


9aaa73f0

Food production in the southern hemisphere


NotAnAsicSpy

In a fridge Indiana Jones style


Neither_Pea_5305

Priced in.


rhythm34

duck and cover


Meaty0gre

It’s a Russian rocket, the thing will probably make it 10 ft in the air then fall back down to earth and fail to explode


haarp1

i saw that clip too.


NoDuffTrading

I’ll be putting the green back on


w-j1m

long property in antartica and calls on penguin meat


throw23w55443h

Fetal position


haarp1

that's what i thought too haha


WowVeryJosh

Missionary


Known_Signature7341

In the market: inverse, as highly leveraged as possible In the home: under a table Not gonna happen though


sneakycutler

Any ACL holders? Been fuckn rough 🐶


InterestingShow1112

-0.18% - I’ll take that as some kind of win


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sneakycutler

NSW?


SugeKnight_StandOver

Not sure if true or not, but apparently a substantial holder has sold out of CXO at $1.05 a share. "Fingers pointed at Gangfeng and Yahua as the likely sellers" https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.afr.com/street-talk/big-line-of-core-lithium-shares-crosses-fingers-point-to-chinese-backers-20220928-p5blnk


coastie_trader

When buy and when lambo?


Meaty0gre

Wen


tsaund1974

Yeh saw that. Not identified but that number of share insinuates those two.


Far_Unit9020

Major shareholder selling out of [CXO](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https://www.afr.com/street-talk/big-line-of-core-lithium-shares-crosses-fingers-point-to-chinese-backers-20220928-p5blnk)?


Hypertrollz

When will it stop falling?


throw23w55443h

Liquidity issues all over, imagine there may have been a need for cash and CXO still has volume. As i was reading today, when things start green you'll see them turn as big positions see liquidity and sell into it. On other days if they dump they may take out an entire buy side and fuck themselves.


Butter-Brain

pretty sure ASX runs on Optus and has been hacked


FallenSegull

$500 down $38,000 to go It used to be 50 :(


Tenconeslater

Used to be 80,000 now 65,000 💀


Razorzej

Similar spot here


jtrulerededit

I can't find a way to stop bleeding.


BeeVee73

I owe Barry a BJ


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Okay I bought 2000 units of BBUS again today tomorrow is going to be green ❤️ Love you all


Fruityboy

Is 37% down bad yeah or nah?


SatansFriendlyCat

41.5%, feels gruesome.


TrampSwaps

Remember, you only need a 61% increase to recover a 38% loss. Not too bad when you look at it like that.


Fruityboy

Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better. Looks like I'm not having dripping on toast after all.


Town5ie

37% down gang checking in


FullCuntalLobotomy

It’s a bit how ya goin’


FallenSegull

It’s better than 38% down


alllrandom

Well it's not good


hgttg

That's just about mine too


coastie_trader

Its pretty ordinary


A_Anderson151

It's okay everyone, IVZ only ended down 10% instead of today's low of 12%. That's a relief....


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well. Fucking MAY


NoDuffTrading

The old switcheroo to red after lunch


[deleted]

I'm kind of getting used to it😂


NoDuffTrading

There were some decent parcels bought today at least


wilko167

Giant hurricane surely going to be causing issues this week


NoDuffTrading

It’s already passed about 300km west of the rig, power outage would be the main concern moving forward I doubt anything structural


rhythm34

Even after that news yesterday no one wants to touch TLG. Spreads are stupid for a $450m company. $500 bid would add $15m to the market cap 🤦‍♀️


cohex

Reindeers in the way


Riskytraderrob85

Just serve them up in the canteen - I need this mine to go ahead


litres-of-cum

God this seriously fucking sucks. No wonder they call it the ass and pee 500


ze_boingboing

Cries in… everything?


Instantly-Regret

CRR made it to the red today guys and gals. We did it. Well done to all holders! What a cunty cunt


AureusStone

Feel bad for anyone buying in the morning.


WowVeryJosh

Anyone buying into headlines of [1m @] 3.3% Li2O is a doofus anyway. Especially on step out drilling - the pegmatite has to come from somewhere, so if it's known at location x, location y not far away down dip is also likely to have the same pegmatite at a varying width. It'll be more impressive if they find additional pegmatites


AureusStone

The headline is all that matters if you are relying on the greater fool theory.


WowVeryJosh

Greater fool is probably most prevalent in lithium. Gonna be a mountain of bag holders when the dogshit house of explorers comes crashing down when it turns out all their projects are unviable


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WowVeryJosh

Gonna be a lot of sub-10Mt deposits which are filled with lepidolite, zinnwaldite, petalite and other shit


Money-Food-2694

I thought tech security places like Tessenet TNT would be a good buy ?


BillyZaneTrain

We all thought that too 2 years ago. Then it showed its true cunt colours


Hypertrollz

I got burnt and still hold to remind myself that I am just a dumb cunt.


Meaty0gre

It’s hilarious isn’t it. 99% of companies are just flat out scam dreams 😂


Hypertrollz

And I keep falling for them 😢 What a moron my mama raised🤣


Meaty0gre

Same, if she was dead she would be turning in her grave. Unfortunately she is still alive so can witness the disappointment that is me 😂


Hypertrollz

Are you me?


Meaty0gre

I wish cause then I’d only be a mild disappointment


Hypertrollz

LOL 🤣


Money-Food-2694

I think it would be hard not to make money at the moment for those in the area of tech security. Maybe they are only Defence 👍


Simonpink

Been in bed sick all day. Really should’ve stayed there and not opened nabtrade.


w-j1m

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum i wanna get off the rollercoasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Ruskiwasthebest1975

This isnt a rollercoaster. This is the fucking gravitron…….


BeardFactory

Barry’s your new dad and he’s coming to pick you up in his RAV-4. Get in


coastie_trader

You mommy aint comin


Meaty0gre

Not till I get a hold of her she ain’t


AntiCGT

I want to get off Mr. Bones' wild ride.


SugeKnight_StandOver

StockYoda from HC strikes again (CXO) *"This sets up for the biggest short squeeze of the year next week or so. Will pop some popcorn* *Someone is caught insanely short. This aint Lake resources with spats everywhere in 3 countries. This is NT Hard rock spodumene in insanely high demand by Tesla etc."*


coastie_trader

How many shares would need to be bought to squeeze them out I wonder…


BuiltDifferant

Wish I picked Gl1 instead of Ess haha. Owell gonna just bide my time. Yeah that delay gonna cost CXO some gains


SugeKnight_StandOver

Honestly i have really high hopes for GL1. Its all about the management + their connections and the aggressive approach they're taking


Zaccyjaccy

You think CXO will explode next week?


sneakycutler

if you mean explode as in explosive diahrea because it's eating shit atm, then yeh.


Zaccyjaccy

Explode as in go so awfully it ceases to exist


mezdawg69

Really hoping i can buy some under a dollar


Hypertrollz

There will be plenty question is do you buy at 99c and watch it drop to 80s.


mezdawg69

Thats a fair point but aslong as it goes back up ill be happy.


Hypertrollz

It should be OK if you plan to hold beyond 2024/25


coastie_trader

INR is having none of this doom and gloom again today. I LKE the stiock


coastie_trader

Another day another gaping hole. this is so fucking boring


yothuyindi

jesus NVX, what a fall from grace, glad I took the bags when I did even if I held on way too long after all time highs 👀 almost back around my initial buy price a couple of years ago company has been so disappointing in terms of newsflow + cash burn combo


sneakycutler

Novonix?


coastie_trader

I know right. Way back under directors buy in price now. The LAST time i sold it was just over $7.00. surely worth buying again soon though?


Meaty0gre

How farkin cooked is the world at the minute. Last few days just we’ve had: 1) worlds largest fresh food market burnt to the ground 2) Optus being scallywags and basically leaving the door open for the Hamburglar to waltz in and take what he wants 3) Tom foolery at the Nord stream pipeline…. There are no prizes for guessing what happened there. 4) U.K. gas went gangbusters. 5) I ate a packet of crackers and there where hard nobbly bits in it and I chipped a tooth thus affecting the NASDAQ. I mean what next? Edit: Forgot about Putin basically saying he was gonna nuke everyone. Little bitch always be with the threats and no action though.


Blisser_the_Sniff

[then this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/xq14nj/waka_waka_ah_no_oh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Meaty0gre

That was pretty hot. I have high hopes now for the rest of the week thanks. Also I looked at this in work in an open office so fuck you good sir 😂


BeardFactory

Sell me cheap shares you cucks; a BeardFactory story


Meaty0gre

Great Ted talk


StaffordMagnus

It gives me no pleasure to say I told you so but I sold almost everything a year ago in anticipation of this, while I may have been a little quick on the trigger, blind Freddie could have seen that printing that much money in that short amount of time was always going to have negative ramifications in the long run. FWIW I don't think we're anywhere near close to the bottom either, I don't know if we're going to reach the heady days of 17% interest rates from the 80s but double figures absolutely wouldn't surprise me. In any case the next few years are going to suck, big time.


Biggunzmcgeee

Fucken whatever cunty wunty. Most of us are in the green still. Some of us have made bank. But stop fear mongering with this next few years are gonna suck. They won't. You'll be fine. The sun will come up tomorrow, and the next day, and again and again. Wipe the jizz off ya chin and make something out of this market


StaffordMagnus

Would you like to make a !remindme for two years to see how things look then? It'll be amusing for one of us if nothing else.


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StaffordMagnus

Oi! That's my idea, gunna be rockets any day now...


madDcent

I’d like to hear from anyone in this sub called Freddy who is blind, to see if there is any truth to this?


Hypertrollz

Well done mate, so happy for you. Maybe next time we will learn.


HMS--Beagle

>It gives me no pleasure to say i told you so… *that was a lie*


sneakycutler

You and Markma1989 should have a dick swinging contest, see who is smaller


tsaund1974

Maybe swinging isn’t the right word then?


litres-of-cum

wiggling


tsaund1974

Yes I was thinking of flicking… but wriggling is better… insinuates worm dimensions 👍


madDcent

😂


Meaty0gre

HotCopper boomer alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


BeardFactory

Did you load all your money into BBUS a year ago?


letstestit22

Think someone mentioned this a while ago from some article. But you can still make money you just have to be more active and no more of the it will just keep going up in another month. Just look at the gains you missed on PLS. TLDR: just play the casino and don't be a bitch who just watches


yothuyindi

while I'm happy for you, if I'd gone cash when you did I would have missed out on significant gains, even moreso if you factor in the negative return of cash due to inflation so making it out like this is a blanket outcome across the board is a bit disingenuous


StaffordMagnus

I missed out on gains, no doubt. Had a pretty sizeable chunk of BRN that I'd been bagholding since the Melvin Butters days (all praise his mighty name), it hurt to sell as I was 50%ish down and then it hit $3 in what, february? But, this inflation was always going to come calling, and I wasn't going to be left high n dry when it did.


sneakycutler

Dont forget the massive dividends.


yothuyindi

my NHC dividend gonna fund my trip to Japan in December 😎


sneakycutler

Heard its cheap in UK too now 😏


flurbius

well done, no doubt you have done the right thing for yourself. However bad it looks there are still people making money and I cant afford to just stop earning because I have to think outside the box.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Double figures you reckon? Shit if that happens the stock market gonna be the LEAST of our problems……


Markma1989

So true. I’m worried about my safety if economy goes to shit


megadrive65

Not all of us blame you for this...


SatansFriendlyCat

Why your safety? Muggings \ burglary?


Meaty0gre

🌈🧸


NoDuffTrading

Username checks out


sneakycutler

you mean flair?


NoDuffTrading

Yeh I guess I do


Texas_Tom

Looks like it's Mi Goreng for dinner again


DX6734D

Yall can eat dinner? Look at money bags over here who can afford food.


Texas_Tom

My kids and I were searching through bins for scraps at the supermarket, when an old lady came up to us crying and gave us $50. I topped up a few more vml shares, then used the rest to buy the noodles


DX6734D

Damn, there are some good people out there, God bless.


Zaccyjaccy

"Don't sell on a red day," I whisper to myself as the ASX casually rips my portfolio apart from the 10th time in two weeks.


DX6734D

It is pretty funny that it takes 24 hours for CMC to process a $80 withdrawal, but I get instant withdrawals of $20,000 from a crypto broker based in the Cayman Islands.


throw23w55443h

I like the idea of free 1k trade per day on CMC, good way to DCA daily. I hate that you need to deposit and it is overnight... what am I, a secretary? I don't have enough foresight and organisation to do that shit. I prefer to T+2 and forget about it and panic osko xfer on the last day.


BuiltDifferant

I think crypto is more younger age based and we like our shit fast. They also seem more keen to keep people happy. Regardless if crypto is a shit place to hold money


letstestit22

For all the shit crypto gets you have to give them credit. Their platforms are usually quite good compared to the piss poor ASX platforms.


DX6734D

Agreed, they definitely provide better user interfaces, and brokerage costs are significantly cheaper.


sneakycutler

“Breaking: Queensland's premier says the state will build the world's largest pumped hydro scheme as part of a $62 billion clean energy plan” - ABC


Esquatcho_Mundo

Did they say where?


Crumpy88

Rumour is that Cecil Terwilliger is leading the project


Forlonius

Literal pump and dump.


sneakycutler

Coincidentally, that's also what I do to your wife


danielbee94

Hard to trust its good when they built a quarantine facility with out 45 seconds of lockdown left.


Big_Albatross_

Haven't looked for a few days, looked today... This is painful


yippikiyayay

It’s just a flesh wound


Meaty0gre

Yeah deep within my anus cavity


Rosencrantz1710

So TMB is sitting grey (my best performer for the day, yay!) with no trades at all having taken place today. It’s not on a TH and there are buy and sell bids. I don’t think I’ve seen that before. How weird.


ZuperElectro12

Could buy a small parcel and to pump up the price. However, that is market manipulation and only instos can do that


NoDuffTrading

It’s happened a couple times with TMB, such low liquidity, no incentive to sell or buy


ITSYOURBOYMAXB

Going to pretend my 7 day in&out of CYM for 25% loss never happened


yippikiyayay

Who thinks QXR could be a hold now? Was looking to offload but now I’m wondering if I should just let it play out a little.


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yippikiyayay

Lol I’d be half way to being a big swinging dick if QXR hit $1.50. So yeah if that could happen that’d be great.


scorpio_

"If Steve turned 1mil into 2bil once then he can do it again" - not my opinion but market is gonna market. I saw the announcement this morn and those numbers seemed like a pumpers dogwhistle.


WowVeryJosh

"The Board is pleased to announce we have identified a potential pathway to a $2billion capitalisation scheme through the implementation of Steve's networks.


Crumpy88

This is the most verbose "Thoughts on \_\_\_\_\_" I've seen in a long time


yippikiyayay

Apologies. QXR 🚀 💎 🙌🏼 ?


rattled1315

ASN and RLT doing the devils work to me today


throw23w55443h

Im starting to think all those 'experts' telling everyone to sell 2 weeks ago weren't just playing some shorting game, downramping manipulators.


kshi451

fk me I sold BBUS at 10.80 thinking I can buy back lower


BeardFactory

Start hoarding gear ?


The_Bearjew_bottom

if its guidance is accurate the PE ratio for the current graincorp share price is around 3.


Crumpy88

Do we blame Swifty for downramping CXO yesterday for their performance today? Noogies and wedgies would be suitable punishment


Ozemuss

Noogie? 😂😂💪🏻 Surely born in the 80s?


wallyone123

This may be the first time I’ve seen this word in written form.


AureusStone

Those damn insto downrampers. He is probably backing up the truck right now


besttesterer

Just look at his thicc arms, obvious tree shaker dyor galah


colliric

You guys think AUD will rise or drop against USD from here? Just wondering if it's a good idea currently buy more US stocks. Down or Up?


oGustyy

Rise as rba meets soon and will likely add at least another 0.5%


colliric

I guess I'll target 70c then.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

USD is super strong now given rate hikes, AUD wouldn’t do as shit as EUR or GBP. Since Australia is also energy exporter, our dollar here is backed by something.


Markma1989

Probably rise.


Technical_Shower_157

Well fuck… this isn’t the financing news I expected from CYM. Time to pretend it doesn’t exist in my pf. Laying off workers and financing soon are two contradictory phrases that should not be in an Ann together.


shutterbug87

What a disappointment old Bazza has been. Will pretend this isn’t sitting in my portfolio for the foreseeable future.


Polite_Jello_377

If only the financing was sooner, they wouldn't have had to lay off the workers :P


Several_Alarm5357

I just took the old girl out behind the shed for a 60% loss


EMHURLEY

Already up 10% on yesterday’s $100k WHC punt


Crumpy88

Nice, easy $300.


madDcent

Anyone got balls to jump on old mate Steve’s new venture.. QXR? 🤡


ZuperElectro12

when it dips back down


zupahorse

Already in for once 🙃


yippikiyayay

Am already balls deep in this


sneakycutler

Anyone in NSW went to go get their new Interim licence? Edit: the stupid thing (by the NSW gov) is that they're only issuing new CARD Numbers, not new LICENCE numbers. Which defeats the whole point.


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sneakycutler

My mum went and got her interim card. Im waiting until the NSW gov allows a change of licence number, as the other states are doing


coastie_trader

How do you know if you need to? This was my email from Optus; Importantly, no financial information or passwords have been accessed. The information which has been exposed is your name, date of birth, email, phone number, address associated with your account, and the numbers of the ID documents you provided such as drivers licence number or passport number. No copies of photo IDs have been affected.


DrizzyDradle

>and t**he numbers of the ID documents you provided such as drivers licence** number This is why. I've opened share trading accounts with just a license number and my basic details. You can check what details Optus has on you in their system using some instructions on [here](https://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/optus_sept_2022_breach). I checked and they have my name, ph#, address, DOB, license#.


coastie_trader

Thnx


AureusStone

If you provided your drivers license number, then it was definitely taken based on that email. You can check your data with these instructions. [https://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/optus\_sept\_2022\_breach](https://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/optus_sept_2022_breach)


sneakycutler

Thanks for that. It seems for most Australian born customers, we would have provided all our information excluding Passport and Medicare numbers.