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thenotoriouspo2

z1p finished in the green today get absolutely fucked


Virea1986

It's hard to understand, that's for sure.


Party_Theory_572

Even my fucken raise account is down 10%, thought these guys are suppose to be ‘sophisticated’ investors


Calm_Lengths

I left $5 in my Spaceship account since the beginning of the year, it's only worth $3 now


FrankGrimesss

Have the poems and haikus started yet? They're my buy indicator.


Church_of_FootStool

Bears are fuk. Markets are red. I got up this morning. Wishing i were dead


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😂💯


megadrive65

One day closer to the time the reptile aliens made of light cut us open and take away all our pain.


Qwertyiantne

If all the economists just said “recession cancelled” every stonk would quadruple overnight. They’re paid downrampers and that’s my only explanation


maybethough

Nothing melts down quite like uranium


mezdawg69

Deep yellow looks saucy under 75c


Butter-Brain

Volatility is how wealth is made, yes, I’m coping.


L00puoq

The return of the PEN15..


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Pretty quiet around here. Hope everyone's good. Savage flow today. Blood everywhere. Remember it's only money and just when you start thinking you're smart the market will humble ya. Happened to me many a times. If I knew what was good for me, I'd take my sorry ass to AusFinance, maybe buy a bond ETF. 💪👊


besttesterer

My genius t+5 play: NVX at $2.04, what could go wrong? Apparently everything...


coastie_trader

Long term hold shell be right…..in 20 years


besttesterer

Europoor? More like you-are-poor


WowVeryJosh

So DUN were drilling for water and found massive sulphides. The ol' reverse 88E


Luke_Turner84

Dshok1 must be really regretting his decision to buy HVY


Butter-Brain

Surprise it’s not 0 yet, few k and you can demolish the sp.


scorpio_

bro you obviously do not understand garnet market and pricing it is hardest naturally occurring substance right behind diamond so he has got garnet hands and investors will understand the numbers in the scoping study


Luke_Turner84

The scoping study has been out for 2 weeks and it has dropped 41% in the last month. I would consider that a dog stock because investors would have bought up big at this price since it’s so cheap


Calm_Lengths

Just buy the fucking dip - Wazza B


destined2bepoor

Charles has been in charge about a week and fucked the joint already!


colliric

Lol.... And some chick called the same name as his mum is helping him.


kangaroute

looks like our Josh has turned


sneakycutler

gay?


kangaroute

no. approx 90 degree to his left


jesustityfkingchrist

Can I start an only fans for my portfolio? You know to hedge against getting fucked anymore


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BuiltDifferant

You are destined to be poor.


zorrtwice

can u let me know when you buy something new in the future? that way i can make the same purchase one week later


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Salamander-7142S

Once successfully applied for a night time shelf stacker position. Orientation was a 45 minute video explaining what would happen if you stole from the till - this despite the shop being closed during the shifts I would have worked. The video ended with the poor ex-employee shackled and being hauled away by the police. Following that intro I decided any company that would use that video as their orientation were a pack of arses not worthy of having me as an employee. *raised fist*


Doomkoon4648

Only ended 1 pip down today feel like I dodged alot of bombs flying around today. Let's see where 2morrow leads.


a380-king

That 4.1c buy wall is strong! Here I was worried about my top up at 4.2c on Wednesday.


daclaw2k

lithium companies gonna get pegged by the pegmatites over the next few months


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Fkn for real suuuunnnn


AureusStone

✍️✍️✍️


scorpio_

More like pegmaloose amirite


Sid_Arthur

Pegma balls lmao


Far_Unit9020

One of my stonks finished grey 🥳 Not losing is winning! Right?


cohex

Stop loss triggered on PLS, almost a bag! Small holding but made money yay. Now if only the dogs did something.


raindog_

Mine is within a whisker. I’m actually considering changing it from the initial investment to exiting the lot.


Mr_X2017

📉One for the record books. Need a cold shower and a stiff drink after that one 😓.


wallyone123

How much how much 😀 and sorry for your losses


AppleSalty2916

You know, -6% days on the market don’t hurt so much any more because at this point six percent less of fuck all is still fuck all. In dollar figures it’s insignificant at This point.


SatansFriendlyCat

I'm saying this because it's become a tradition: "The more you lose, the less you lose!".


t4zmaniak

The true words of the prophet himself. 🙌


throw23w55443h

I didn't like that one little bit. Coal still confuses me how dramatic the drop was, but also AGY seems like an oversell considering their impending opening.


rhythm34

My losses today really escalated in the last 30 mins there. Yikes.


Calm_Lengths

TLG went from a minor blood letting to losing a limb pretty fucking quickly :(


rhythm34

Yeah TLG volume in the last 30 mins was about equal to the 6hrs before it. Someone really wanted out. Took my pf from an uncomfortable -5% to a nasty -11%


-DannyDorito-

Honestly the holding of talga has aged me hahahah quite substantially


Calm_Lengths

Looking forward to permits to be approved! Reindeers can get screwed


yothuyindi

my worst day ever (so far) 😎 largely thanks to NHC trading like a penny stock... thought I was getting a bargain buying more when it was down 10%, that didn't work out so well 🤡


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Well. That was beyond fucked. Worst. Day. Ever (Yes yes alright SO FAR)


Calm_Lengths

VML did me really dirty today, glad it finished at 3.4c not 3.3c though, that would have been horrific


Ruskiwasthebest1975

VML is my biggest dog. Its just sad to hate your biggest hold !


Calm_Lengths

\#Bagholder4life


Ruskiwasthebest1975

#oath


kmirak

Well. Today was a day, yes.


stromyoloing

LoL CBA turned positive for a while. Regard strength from Boomer kun


WowVeryJosh

If SYA goes back to 11c a 3rd fucking time, you know I'm not missing the SYA-YoYo this time back to 37c


raindog_

Well my LLL stop loss got triggered :( … but to be honest it triggered at 11:30, before the FFX announce, so I consider myself lucky. AKE and PLS are now my last remaining lithium plays with all others exiting in the last few days conditionally. I think my PLS will exit tomorrow. Murder on the dance floor.


ProfessorJimHarris

I mean, when they start producing (very soon!) I highly doubt we'd see even 30cents or less. It's a fucking bargain now.


EggplantMother

Had a strong finish today


WowVeryJosh

Damn you must be down horrendously if -6% is a strong finish


Aggravating_Set980

Josh ... on our side .. :O :O For the love of god can it please not get there.. please. Sign some shit with posco or even North Korea at this point idfc


dustybunny73

Surely it won’t go back below 20c? This is way too similar to LKE for my…,LKE-ing


rsoule878

Shoulda joined the priesthood for free self flagellation. Have to be an autist to pay for it.


HaskelR

Thought ROG was in a trading halt. Decided to place an order, just in case. Yeah that wasn't a good idea.


Aggravating_Set980

Well on a positive note, I think this is just confirming that their will be a Santa rally this year. Hard to get fucked harder than this, so any opposite of this = rally. 🎅 🍆 ❤️


Altruistic_Art324

Been a pretty good day for me considering I sold everything last week


stromyoloing

Lol f u


EVOin3D

Well that sucked.


coastie_trader

VML just became my biggest dog. Yay!


a380-king

It’s my second biggest dog. But 20% of my pf. My biggest dog is only 2% of pf. So basically, VML is dog #1 🐶


coastie_trader

She will come good right? Right????


Starchivoress

I wonder how old mate inheritance is doing?


Sufficient_Guess2732

Doom dropped it just in time


BeardFactory

Has name was actually prophetic


coastie_trader

Cheeky bastard


Mission_Term7352

Fuck me, today was brutal, I had some spare cash so I bought a few more SYA and RNU, will I regret it tomorrow? Probably, will I regret it 6 months from now ? Probably not.


wuhanlabrador

I'm waiting for RNpoo to get down to 15c before buying any more.


throw23w55443h

IHL currently grey and while i own it, i was kinda hoping to nab a bunch more at <25


Excellent-Trust6811

I bought more shares today and will continue to avg down as the week continues. I would like to see it sub 25c though.


wuhanlabrador

Well DUN, you saved the day.


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The_Bearjew_bottom

oil price collapse due to recession sentiment. less production mean less oil demand mean lower price. coal went up because it was alternative to high priced oil.


throw23w55443h

Yea coal prices are kinda stable, goldman put out a fuck you to NHC but cant see anything specific. Could be a bunch of profit taking jitters and lack of buyers but who knows.


A-mischief

NHC has been my quiet little achiever. Kind of sucked to see so much wiped off it today, I was close to 200% up


sneakycutler

Link?


throw23w55443h

I think if you google goldman sachs NHC there are a few articles around


raindog_

a 3.6% term deposit for 3 months starting to look healthy. I'm such a wuss.


yothuyindi

/r/ASX_Bets starting to discuss savings & term deposits # BOTTOM IS IN BOYS, REBOUND TOMORROW 🚀🚀🚀


throw23w55443h

Macquarie saver i think has 3.7 for 6m


zorrtwice

>Macquarie saver only for first 4 months - then it drops to 2.75%


throw23w55443h

Ah 4m, roger


zorrtwice

ubank offer 3.35% on their savings account up to 250k - only requirement is depositing $200 per month. additionally they raise the savings rate every time there's a rate hike. that way you can pull it all out as soon as you think youve done enough dd on a speccy that will (definitely) moon.


DX6734D

Agreed, using term deposit rather than a savings account would mean losing money in the short term. ING offers 3.60% on their savings account already (with more steps than ubank), and that will increase every time interest rates go up whilst term deposit would be locked in at a lower rate.


BeardFactory

I wish this sub had a tamagotchi dog that we all look after but it’s health is based on ASX markets. How long until we collectively decide the euthanise our virtual dog


scorpio_

We would keep pressing the FEED button, long after the dog dies. Gotta average down y'know.


Limerickmelarry

Thankfully the sub has an obsession with eating da poo poo so that should keep it pretty healthy


Mobile_Community8561

I'm confused how tech and discretionary haven't been getting fucked if this sell off is due to recession fears when these sectors rely on money printer going brrrrr


throw23w55443h

They've been getting fucked a lot already, like a lot... also different types of investors with dividend stocks. Materials and co being in such a run i imagine a lot of people taking profits too i guess


Meaty0gre

Anyone notice after the recent windows update it has the ASX % at the bottom right hand near the clock. Its like that cunt Bill just wants to rub my face in my bad choices now even without opening my portfolio.


username-taken82

Not overwhelmed or underwhelmed by the carnage today. Just whelmed... I expected more, got less.. Maybe later this week...


sneakycutler

Is whelmed a word?


wallyone123

Whelped*


A_Anderson151

I think it is in Europe


scorpio_

I've been told by my source within 'They' that tomorrow is the DCB, Wed is the actual dump and Thurs is the start of the New Bull Run. You didn't hear it from me though...


lislely

CBR about to slip beneath 20c... last cap raise in 2021 was $1.60. I'm leaving it there at -60% down (after averaging down a lot in the past year..) as a reminder to only buy speccy miners in dubiously governed regions of the world.


litres-of-cum

Was expecting more poetry today


Crumpy88

Markets are red


alllrandom

People are blue


Crumpy88

Looks like I chose a bad day to stop sniffing glue


Butter-Brain

forever poo


Fucktheyourredditapp

Seeing that headline article that the stock market will be stagnant for a decade from some boomer. Mate have you seen the number of retards with paper/diamond hands on ASX Bets. Nah way man


Webpage9

WHC below $8 🤰🏾


EMHURLEY

Shocked to see it!


Webpage9

Same 🤰🏾


Mobile_Community8561

Do I bail? Do I buy more? Stocks are hard


Crumpy88

Nothing like losing 3 months pay in a day to really bring down your mood


w-j1m

well i dont have a job so no salary, can't divide losses by zero = WINNING


Ruskiwasthebest1975

About 18mths worth here. Man it hurts. Worst day ever. (So far)


Meaty0gre

\*Sending hugs\*


earthonion

Sending hugs back!


here2FuckSpiders2

The discount is higher if don't buy anything.


ChampionTight853

CYMp 🐕💩


Several_Alarm5357

Down 60% do i take her out behind the woodshed


ChampionTight853

I'm wondering the same thing.


Affectionate_Pea801

Just bought last week 😂


Outside_Arrival_8897

Just realised despite selecting to sell all units of CRR last week, I’ve been left with one. Who wants it????


BeardFactory

I mean if I don’t have to pay brokerage I have a collection going….


Outside_Arrival_8897

If I can figure out a way to do that I’d be glad. Not paying 9.50 brokerage for a share worth 7 cents 😞😞


megadrive65

Off market transfer. Will cost you $54 with commsec!


AureusStone

Maybe they will run a capital raise and you will be able to buy some more.


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DrizzyDradle

I was waiting for my stocks to break even before I took profit


Doomkoon4648

Hands up...


throw23w55443h

People take profits?


L00puoq

Fuckin ASN....


coastie_trader

Is ASN the next NVX?


ElSenorNacho

What the hell happened


L00puoq

Shit happened.. LOL


FrankGrimesss

BHP almost down 5% lol


throw23w55443h

The price now reflects that market expects profits to be around 2019/2020 levels at 11b, but there is not way that is true right?


rhythm34

It’s not just profit forecasts though, the market is probably not happy to accept the same earnings yield as 2019/2020, so PE ratios are coming down


throw23w55443h

True as IR increase


coastie_trader

Getting fucking mauled by bears. GROOOOWL!


WowVeryJosh

Not enough capitulation yet, sub morale still looking okay Another thought, imagine if NMT hadn't of sold it's 13% equity stake in Mt Marion


BuiltDifferant

I think some sectors may be over cooked. Lithium coal oil and gas. Might need a correction I’m in lithium so I don’t want it to happen I’m just a regard


BeardFactory

I think I’m starting to like the beatings


BuiltDifferant

Harder asx


Webpage9

Yolo'd into A11 @ 52c. Regarded or smarted? 🤰🏾


Alkazard

I'll give you 45c for them on Friday


Webpage9

rude 🤰🏾


scorpio_

I feel bad for A11, he is a cool guy and everyone was keen for his party but now nobody cares...


Sugar-Raytheon

Who mentioned DUN the other week? I had a look and chucked a grand at it, should have been much more reckless. Beers are on me (domestic mid strength given the investment)


Sugar-Raytheon

Aaaand it’s bagged


Rosencrantz1710

I misread that as “Bears are on me”, which I hope turns out to be wrong…


sneakycutler

Lmao freudian slip ?


Rosencrantz1710

PLS was on sale today, so I bought some more. Good to stock up, y’know.


Affectionate_Pea801

$4 is a sale


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😬🧐


9aaa73f0

GEAR-heads starting to crank up the volume, looks like today is going to be top 10 volume in last 12 months. Finally, got some myself this morning, because, swim against the tide. Sold my 'safe' ETFs at a miserable 15% loss.


imapassenger1

Jee-zuz! Why did I wait this long to open Commsec today? 5.6% down. VML you bastard.


mezdawg69

Lmg being green makes me want in, been hoping for a sub 6c buy in.


EMHURLEY

Seriously tempted to punt $50k from my margin loan on WHC. Should have done it several months ago during the dip to $4.50, now it pains me I have to pay $8


TendiePoweredRockets

The 13% drop fucking sucks but hopefully they use it to buy a couple mil shares as part of their buyback


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🧐😬


EMHURLEY

Update: punt complete.


Outside_Arrival_8897

I’ve noticed there’s is far less capitulation in this group despite market conditions being awful, compared to us getting a red day during the bull market times Feels like everyone has embraced that bears r fuk and we gonna have a good time not a long time


deadlygnome

Let it ride baby


EMHURLEY

Lambo or Wendy’s dumpster - there can only be one.


yothuyindi

well pretty much every asset class is taking a pounding, might as well leave money in stocks for the entertainment value


w-j1m

We have resigned ourselves to our fate and are going down with the ship


sneakycutler

Im just the violinist on the Titanic at this point


SweetBiscuit

Bears are always wrong in the long term


zorrtwice

because nobody is perma-bear.. that'd be regarded. same as the perma-bulls in this subreddit.


mertgah

RIP portf, it’s been a nice ride. It’s cold in this rock bottom crater I have created for myself.


throw23w55443h

Consumer Discretionary and staples both green today somehow, guess people are sheltering there now they are supressed.


sneakycutler

Which tickers?


throw23w55443h

XDJ, XSJ are the sector tickers


no5at5

DW8 up 14%. It was green last time I bought at $1.20. Must be time to buy again.


Truck-Deep

When 1 pip is 14% 🥲


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StinkyFatWhale

Ivz showing some strength at least Only needs to go up 30c by Friday for my ban bet to be fulfilled What's that 150%? Easy


Calm-Instruction-874

Pray for Stinky


StinkyFatWhale

Thoughts and prayers


prettyboiclique

what the fuck happened to WHC