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SatansFriendlyCat

Lmao at Next Investors giving a tongue-in-cheek "thanks bro!" shout-out to /u/Mutated_Cunt (carefully referred to by Initials only). >*(big thanks to MC from reddit for finding this archive of my old blog, I thought it had been lost forever)*¹ Quality banter, a new phase in the relationship. Hotel room hate-fuck probabilities are increasing along with the prospect of turning this story into a very modern rom-com. ¹😂 great stuff


stromyoloing

So we now need to deal with a red Friday AND Monday?


Biggunzmcgeee

Paying 1200 CAD a month for a bed in a house in Whistler, Canada. 12 people in the house toral. The bed is the top bunk, in a room with another bunk, so that's four of us in one room sharing 1 chest of drawers and a foldable clothes hanger. And that's cheap. What the fuck is this place.


Doomkoon4648

When I went there was a nice backpackers for $22 a night right on the river overlooking the mountains 15min outside whistler hub. Yes whistler is fucking overpriced and full of Aussies.


Biggunzmcgeee

God damn how times have changed. Cheapest place in town is $120CAD at Whistler Pod Hostel


BuiltDifferant

What you do for work out there? Ski lift operator or cafe? Would be pretty fun. Few people from high school have done that.


Biggunzmcgeee

Work as a chef and a stripper. Lol. It's fun but not best years of your life fun


BuiltDifferant

Ouch be cold as getting kit off haha


Biggunzmcgeee

Fucken sure is


Mr_X2017

💡Go to Revelstoke instead.


Biggunzmcgeee

Only just managed to settle down in an actual house that isn't Vail owned. Not gonna take my chances and be a fucking bum again in the freezing cold without a place to live and a shit ass job


Mr_X2017

😂 Yeah you got it right and Revelstoke town is worse. Mountain is better though. Try and take a trip there during the season if you get a chance.


Biggunzmcgeee

Absolutely, it's on the list of places to shred


quiksilveraus

Central banks (US, UK, Australia, Europe) keep raising cash rates to "curb inflation" which is US +8.3% at the moment. Fuel oil is at US +68.8%. You would think instead of raising interest rates that affect home owners, ie the "average Joe", governments would focus on lowering the cost of oil (OPEC) which in turn would curb overall inflation? Rather than try to slow retail spending and gape home owners, why don't governments stop spending and figure out how to reduce the cost of gas and oil instead? Genuine question.


SatansFriendlyCat

Because if you fuck homeowners and small businesses, it releases their assets cheaply onto a market where you and your wealthy cohort of parasites can vulture down and swoop them up. This method offers twin advantages to the oligarch about town: –Desperation and unserviceable debt lowers the asset sale price (and thus your purchase price) *and*, – having fuel and interest rates high at the same time disproportionately harms the people with at the base of the economic pyramid (scheme), and does the *broadest* harm, consequently suppressing the market by ensuring few buyers can afford to participate, thus helping lower the price further whilst at the same time removing the competition and ensuring only the people with disposable liquid capital (aka, the rich) can participate in the fire sale. It's a perfect mechanism for concentrating wealth at the top and removing it directly from the least well off. LNP paradise.


quiksilveraus

Thank you. You have confirmed by suspicions. How are more people not aware of this? I was one of the academically dumbest people in my year level in high school; probably the dumbest in many years. But how more people are not in the streets about the difference in *All Items CPI* and *Fuel Oil CPI* and the fact cash rates are being blamed and used and not continued government spending is beyond me. We're fucked.


SatansFriendlyCat

I'll be very honest with you - I'm genuinely quite stupid. And you're saying that you're not the smartest, either. So if we both think something is really obvious, it seems to stand to (my impaired sense of) reason that it's either the most obviously true thing imaginable, or that we're missing a lot of the picture, because.. we're stupid. And yet.. *and yet*.. I know there are plenty of people even more stupid than me, who routinely vote against their interests and who swallow the most ridiculous lies daily. And there *are* endless examples of corruption when it comes to the intersection of big money and political power. And it is *awfully convenient* that this current state of affairs hugely benefits the class of people who have caused it to come about. And so, even though I know my 'analysis' lacks any sort of rigor, is hugely coloured by my own politics, and could easily be a case of false cause - I nonetheless believe it to be true, and deliberate, and malicious. Tl;dr: We are in total agreement about how fucked we are, and why - but there's a chance it's because we're stupid.


BuiltDifferant

It’s all a big spook. Green Tuesday confirmed.


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quiksilveraus

This is sort of my point. Why flog housing and drain liquidity from system in this economic environment? What am I missing here? All things aside, if the price of fuel oil and gas were reduced, overall inflation would be reduced (both numerically in [this chart](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm) and in reality; when you take into consideration reduced shipping, import/export costs). My concern is that citizens in the US, Europe and the west in general are taking the bullet for irresponsible government and central bank activity. Trying to "fix" inflation by raising cash rates is like fighting a bush fire with a garden house while some cunt 1km away pours petrol everywhere, lighting it up making it worse.


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quiksilveraus

Yeah I understand what you mean by banks raising cash rates; and I agree, the housing market in Australia (I can't speak for overseas) does need correcting. But again, (this is a can of worms and a subject for another day) overpriced housing was another affect of (IMO) irresponsible government spending and policy that had nuance or means testing, for which, again, regular Joe's like you and I are now paying for. I am for HIGHER cash rates if the sole purpose is to correct house prices. But we are being told it's to correct All Items CPI. It's going to be a very, very rough few years I think.


Particular_Love_8811

I need some relationship advice. I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart. she's a good girl who loves her mumma, crazy about Elvis and horses for some reason. Should I write her name is the sky?


scyllallycs

She from around here?


stromyoloing

Good gals likes bad boyz Fact


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Off topic. Does anyone's state allow them to use their electronic drivers license for ID purposes? I think SA has an app that has the license on it and I'm told that some companies use this.


Think-Tip4336

Thoughts on BBUS and BBOZ. Both are money printers for the next 6 months, but what is your preference. BBOZ the move imo


zorrtwice

BBOZ with SNAS is the winning combo.


Think-Tip4336

Appreciate all of your concerns about my degenerate 'investing' activities, however I stand by both BBUS and BBOZ. I am personally very bearish on both US and Aussie markets over the next couple years; US markets will be curbed with interest rate hikes, companies will lose earnings, and on top of that P/E's will also come off faster, Aussie markets are dominated by financials and resources and with less borrowing churn, a weakening housing markets leading to an increase in defaults and bad debts and commodity prices weakening due to the strong US dollar and slowing global demand, they are bound to come off. Even if markets don't come off any more, there is almost certainly no upside, even with current and future macro economic factors priced in. The only downside I see is if markets remain flat from here and I loose management fee. Personally, with such a bearish perspective, rather than holding cash (weakening against the US dollar and losing value with inflation) I would prefer to 'leverage' it, in a sense, in these inverse funds. Of course the inverse funds are only hedges against declining markets, as I do have individual stock holdings that I see have value and cash. Any questions, remarks, even hate, about the provided, feel free to discuss.


trezesc

I have a question, does anyone know the difference between loose and lose these days? I'm loosing my mind.


Think-Tip4336

guess not mate.... as I was typing this I was thinking it didn't look right


BeardFactory

From experience I’d say buying BBUS/OZ is when you move from investing into gambling


niloony

I only have BBOZ left and will probably sell the rest tomorrow. Not worth holding such an expensive product after everything has already fallen back.


AltruisticCurtains

BBUS sucks and makes weird moves with futures during the day (which will often be green during our market open before turning red as US open approaches). BBOZ is betting against the ASX and I prefer to bet against the US. I disagree both are money printers for the next 6 months. SNAS for inversing the NASDAQ. The US exchange also has a bunch of inverses of every variety, from 1-3x leverage, for those inclined to move beyond our limited ASX offerings.


BuiltDifferant

If you think it’s a good idea it probably isn’t


Butter-Brain

Everyone jumping on inverse so quickly this time, the market may turn around faster than we think 🤔


Particular_Love_8811

Got the copper mill running today.


besttesterer

Today was a good day, didn't lose any money to the markets.


Markma1989

Catch up tomorrow


spank-hair

As if a bleeding market wasnt enough. Just spent $300 at Tarocash for business attire for my new office job. God those stores are the worst. Just let me wear shorts and pluggers please.


YouHeardTheMonkey

If you know they’re the worst why shop at them? Plenty of other options: UniQlo for cheap, the usual David Jones/Myer don’t roster enough staff to bother you, Peter Jackson or M.J. Bale if you want a suit that fits like a real suit.


spank-hair

Because I start tomorrow, need clothes, and presumably need to adhere to the societal contract that is suitable officewear.


nohorncap

hence uniqlo. you can order online from them too. get yourself a cashmere sweater for next cool season to be super fancy.


spank-hair

Thanks man! For sure will be following up on that one!


Mobile-Rice-8889

Order online from Charles Tyrwhitt for next time quality is miles ahead for the same price or cheaper


spank-hair

Thanks, homie. I'll for sure need more options in the near-future, so I appreciate the info!


cameltrowe

What do we know about the coup in China? Not confirmed yet, but something seems to be going on. Reports of Xi Jining under house arrest and a military coup underway. More than 6000 flights canceled and high speed rail has been cancelled until further notice. If the rumours turn out to have any substance at all this will have huge ramifications for the economy as a whole. Xi Jining was a phsyco and technically held people hostage but if the general gets in charge god knows what he will do globally!


Markma1989

Where is the resource ?


SugeKnight_StandOver

They're still drilling. The resource will be defined by years end


quiksilveraus

Lol, all the sources of this story are either a) this guy or b) Indian Twitter accounts and D-grade "news outlets" at this stage. Same thing happened about a "coup" in Russia a few weeks ago. Complete BS it seems.


besttesterer

link to news story? would be good news for china and ukraine


niloony

Just seems to be The Epoch Times and friends LARPing.


Salamander-7142S

All the sites that are speculating about a coup cause my internet security to have conniptions.


cameltrowe

Yeah definitely shady news for now


AltruisticCurtains

Someone tried to create a wiki about it 9 hours ago that has since been removed. Wiki also doesn't trust it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022\_China\_Coup](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_China_Coup) Indian article providing background/fact checking: [https://www.outlookindia.com/international/fact-check-is-china-having-a-coup-and-is-xi-jinping-under-house-arrest-here-is-what-we-know-news-225623](https://www.outlookindia.com/international/fact-check-is-china-having-a-coup-and-is-xi-jinping-under-house-arrest-here-is-what-we-know-news-225623) Some interesting unrelated messaging coming out of China on Russia/Ukraine too: [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/24/russias-allies-china-and-india-call-for-negotiations-to-end-ukraine-war](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/24/russias-allies-china-and-india-call-for-negotiations-to-end-ukraine-war)


szopen_in_oz

FlightRadar24 shows very few planes over Beijing


SweetBiscuit

You can't just cancel hundreds/thousands of flights without it being worldwide news. Kinda skeptical anything is going on, especially with the amount of flightradar wackos at the moment


sneakycutler

what?


FullCuntalLobotomy

..bullish?


Mission_Term7352

Bottoms in guys, it’s time to YOLO with my kids tuition savings. Goldman forecasts S&P 500 to be 3600 at year end. https://www.afr.com/markets/equity-markets/goldman-slashes-year-end-s-and-p-500-target-to-3600-20220924-p5bkne


nohorncap

yeah, but Goldman forecasted the End Of Lithium or whatever the fuck, and we all know how that panned out... Also keep in mind: the 52 week low for S&P = 3636, top = 4848, so we're closer to the bottom now anyway by clocking in at 3693. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afr.com%2Fmarkets%2Fequity-markets%2Fgoldman-slashes-year-end-s-and-p-500-target-to-3600-20220924-p5bkne


FruitfulFraud

In fairness (not that those fuckers deserve any), they did say 2023 would see Lithium supply increase, bringing prices back to earth. They are most likely wrong, but some new supply is coming.


nohorncap

>They are most likely ~~wrong~~ cunce, but some new supply is coming. \^\^ fixed it for you :)


Markma1989

And what about next year. 3000 for sp500 ?


AltruisticCurtains

Put another way, the S&P 500 only needs to drop about another 2.5% between now and year end for Goldman's forecasts to come true (my speccies can do worse in a day). So what Goldman is *really* saying, is that the worst is practically over, the bottom is in, and at most we can expect a further 2.5% drop. Bullish. ^((Goldman also previously forecast that the S&P 500 could drop to 3150 if the US economy entered recession))


Mission_Term7352

2.5% that not allot right? Maths is not my strong suit, I make decisions biased on three colours, green/grey/red. Throw in a rocket emoji to sway me if it’s a borderline decision.


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check_meat

Stocks huh. I'm not a thirsty guy, called it a night after a few Krud beers. The devil then craftily placed USD $5 Long island ice teas in my path. Bewildered confused and unsure I've drank a couple in a shitty Phnom Penh bar. Devil looks quite pleasant now. Maybe a third and then find a nice cool icy bathtub to escape this infernal mugginess. Take an organ for admission if you must uncle I'm all yours. Cheers fine investors


SatansFriendlyCat

Long island iced tea. Sounds so innocent. So isn't. I used to work for a company where they took everyone out to the bar after work, every night, free drinks and food until kick-out, usually. Long island iced teas were 2-for-1 for the first hour and so they were always ordered as a pair, per person. I developed such a tolerance during that era. It was always something to see new hires trying to adjust to jumping onto the moving train. Insane times. Even the heroin addict in the sales team managed to get smashed at times, generally on Special Brew (it's an experience) and that fucker guzzled down "secret" vodka every time he went to the toilet. He *was* good at sales, though. Times have changed. Now free nights for the whole company at any bar would send most firms bankrupt within a few weeks.


Secondary92

$5 long Islands is a recipe for the morgue


SatansFriendlyCat

It's a recipe *from* the morgue. They juice the alcoholic livers for side hustle money. The unidentified flavour is soylent green.


insane9001

This is a bullish signal imho but dyor people


BeardFactory

Record number of puts bought on Friday. Next week will either be a big bounce or big drop. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk


poptartape

Where did you see data for puts purchased?


BeardFactory

It was from some Australian financial guy on Twitter. Can’t find it again this morning, I only reference the most trusted sources


poptartape

Was the profile picture him standing in front of a lambo?


theleprechaun13

ILU or LYC? Which one should I dip my balls in


FruitfulFraud

I made a good amount of money on LYC a while back. Considering jumping back in at current prices. The Americans need what LYC is selling and they don't want to be tied to China. A lot of potential in that company, the only risk I see is global recession, but that will affect most of the market.


hillsy13692

Met someone who works for ILU about a month ago my dad mentioned he owned some of their stock and the bloke reckons it’s gonna go up a fair bit once they get the rare earths going. Take from that what u will


ohjeezIguess

The two are a bit different depends what your after: LYC is worlds biggest non-China rare earth producer. Currently process in Malaysia which is contentious but also building a plant onshore in AUS and getting US gov money as a strategic supply. ILU is market leading mineral samds business (like 25% of worlds or something) and has mine tailings full of concentrated rare earths, but not a producer yet. About 1/2 the MC as LYC. Also getting Aus gov money to build a plant onshore I think. Probably more upside but high risk due to mineral sands cyclicality


HiVisEngineer

ILU gone sideways for years hasn’t it?


nohorncap

ANL, obviously.


BeardFactory

I don’t know ILU, so probably that one


Andrew_Higginbottom

Its during this time of red that your DD gives you the confidence to stay holding onto the roller coaster.


Technical_Shower_157

DD?


Andrew_Higginbottom

Lol.


9aaa73f0

>Its during this time of red that ~~your~~ **some random internet persons** DD gives you the confidence to stay holding onto the roller coaster.


springoniondip

Both the NRL and AFL are shit sports. Change my mind


YouHeardTheMonkey

No. They are shit sports. Carry on.


check_meat

Nah for me it's team sports in general that are a bit shit. One person's skill set versus another is better watching. Good fleeting primal appeal with MMA, Muay Thai, tennis etc


Andrew_Higginbottom

All sports are boring to watch. Did I change your mind?


springoniondip

Have you ever watched the hunger games?


Andrew_Higginbottom

Yes. ..You changed my mind :)


scrnk4

Diamond Hands lads, only the weak see the short term, look long term. Gains coming


Hawkins782

None of this would be happening if the poo was still with us. If you're reading this poo we miss you.


nohorncap

I propose a group visit tomorrow morning to r/ASX_banned so we can all eat the poo poo with our favourite log o' shite. 🪵💩👌 Perfect way to start the week, no?


Hypertrollz

Always remember poo poo


Mrs_Oh_No

WE LOVE POO! WE LOVE POO!


Hypertrollz

👍


besttesterer

Drought is over, amount of tears at an all time high.


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springoniondip

Just the beginning as well sadly, all the dams are at 100% already - big yikes this summer with La Niña back on for round 3


Particular_Love_8811

Should start taking shots.. fuck it all.


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throw23w55443h

@ ASIC


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letstestit22

URNM down 7.24% in the US on Friday


G-forced

How so dear friend


Aggravating_Set980

More uncalled for sports picks should be allowed during the market and premarket subs. Winning/Losing in a fairer manner than the ASX


Particular_Love_8811

Am drunk. Couldn't care about footy. When market open?


mezdawg69

At this point im pretty sure the swans could make a claim against geelong for work place harassment


coastie_trader

Hey fellas. How we looking for monday another reaming, grey, or green?


nohorncap

After the US market performance, I don't see how it can be anything but red, but I am but a mere noob autist.


coastie_trader

Great. Just great


nohorncap

Autists have been asking for a dip, well...we're gonna get dip seasoning, at the very least. Brightside - some shares are gonna go down, and some are gonna let you know by their performance next week who is gonna save you over a recession. I was reading a financial thinger where they were all "cheap consumables" because who doesn't buy x in a recession? Meanwhile, I'm all stuff that for fun... coal + cannabis, baby!


mezdawg69

Red brah


UncleChunkz

Relaxxxx 🧘


goonbagscoundrel

Spending money on a fucking car that doesn't know its fucking place in my fucking regime. I am fucking pissed. No amount of beer can subside this wave of anger. Fuck me swinging, cunt. No cheap ava for me this week *cry cry cry*


Blisser_the_Sniff

Ease up on the clowns


goonbagscoundrel

I walked past a shop today right, and at first glance I thought it was like ya second hand, vintage knick knacks etc. Until I saw the clown costumes on the rack. I had realised my mistake almost immediately. I had walked into a clown strong hold and everything was not hunky dory at all


megadrive65

Hope you didn't back the swans...


goonbagscoundrel

I couldn't give a two fucking fucks about the football, Sega man.


megadrive65

Good! Your lucks turning already.


goonbagscoundrel

*hug* Do we live just to suffer?


megadrive65

We suffer just to live and occasionally, just occasionally we ballistically explode with joyous rapture as the tide turns our way and lifts us to heights never imagined.


Particular_Love_8811

Same questions again. My question is did you buy a Toyota? If no, did you check for damages of the brain.


goonbagscoundrel

Brain is pretty fucking damaged for various reasons, yes. Not a Toyota but I'll give you one more guess. Use your powers of deduction.


Particular_Love_8811

My guess you have Nissan or early 2000s ford.


goonbagscoundrel

Commo power. Bit of a stretch from working on the old vs' tho. And I took an impromptu holiday, didn't bring my tools with me. I mean, I'm enough of a tool as is. But I do need assistance with this'n.


Particular_Love_8811

Vy?


Particular_Love_8811

I am retard. My last 2 cars..a late model Peugeot and before that a Alfa 156. I be learn and got a 2013 corolla with 72k for under 12k end of 2020 before prices went to moon.


goonbagscoundrel

Yeah, I was looking to make a cheeky purchase before the shit boxes saw the moon, but the inflated asks just put me off. Shit was wild on multiple fronts for many things.


Particular_Love_8811

I was in a good position. In rehab of all places. The government was on the brink of calling full Lock down. done 6 months. Moved into a shed in my mum's backyard while the government was paying me hand over fist to replay all my favourite PS2 games. Got a casual job where the boss would pick me up if he needed me. Still got the government money because I would work a week and have one off. I just put it all in a big pile.never sean so much money in my life. Fast forward to it the Start of this year when I started to put that money to work.... fraud squad put a freeze on my comcec account until I had a interview with them wanting to know where I got all the money from. I told them the government.


wallyone123

Mornington r6 #2


lanpup

Sandown R8 #12


scorpio_

You bewdy, nice job!!


lanpup

👊


wallyone123

Tough race. I’m on a few and the first four 🤞


scorpio_

Fuck yeah, legend!


wallyone123

🍻


UncleChunkz

Well fuck me it actually won. 😂


shitforbrainstoo

Lol what was the odds?


wallyone123

I got on for $7. Also had it in a multi with Rosehill r8 #3 @ $7.50. $50 bonus bet into $3k.


wallyone123

😉


UncleChunkz

Didn’t back it. Not a fan of horses, but credit to you. 🤙🏼


Neither_Pea_5305

Cheers for the great tip mate!


lanpup

AFL multi at $10+ pls


shitforbrainstoo

Multi with danger for normsmith. We should start a punters club. Everyone submit their best sports bet for a monster multi.


PowerBottomBear92

[https://africa-oilweek.com/Home](https://africa-oilweek.com/Home) 3-7 October 2022 Lordy am I coping


PowerBottomBear92

Scotty Mac attending https://africa-oilweek.com/agendas/africa-oil-week-agenda/aif-presentation-invictus-energy


Competitive_Copy2451

Watch Scotty Mac mention AGAIN how they are about to drill within the next 7 days...


PowerBottomBear92

I swear it's really going to happen this time


Particular_Love_8811

Tom Cruise for Fed. I heard he can land anything on a picnic blanket.


Markma1989

He can’t handle my fking portfolio. Too bloody


FullCuntalLobotomy

Having just found this bastion of wisdom, is this place more or less regarded than Hot Copper, and in a good way or a bad way


t4zmaniak

Well it's a very good question, because in the one hand people in here will consume their own jizz to satisfy a retarded bet. However, they aren't actually totally, clinically, absolutely retarded. Well, mostly. So, in that regard the members here are (mostly) less idiotic than the majority of HC users. There are at least 2 HC members who are not idiots. I think.


SatansFriendlyCat

You can find out for yourself (not so much during a weekend) because, unlike HC, the comments people make actually remain visible. On HotCrapper every second fucking post is moderated out of existence for any one of as many asinine or counterproductive or plain *retarded* reasons as you can concoct, including - and I'm not even joking, this is a multiple occasion event - for ***Blasphemy***. Because most of the contributors were born in the 16th century and apparently so were the mods. It's cooked as fuck, and the stranglehold on the flow of discourse is stultifying. There's essentially no room for dissenting viewpoints or any negative commentary about a company - even if it's not actually moderated for "downramping" (no shit), it's shouted down by disgustingly wealthy geriatrics (who all bought stock for 1/20th of the current price fifteen years ago when the company was founded) whose response is always to screech about "whinging" and demand that you sell - because of course one should only ever buy a highly speculative pre-revenue penny stocks if it's perfect in every way, as so many obviously are.


Particular_Love_8811

We like having mandates here. My pick is Barry, so hands off.


nohorncap

Man date? I’m still in the queue for Swyft…


Secondary92

The main advantage here is not having literally every second comment being about insto downramping.


FullCuntalLobotomy

The other half is technical analysis and cirklejerking


Denominator_K

>cirklejerking If you're a fan of jerking and gambling, you're in the right place.


Massive_Button9434

It’s the same people, just with different personas. Oh, but nobody admits it. We’re all just Harvey Two Face clones really


Armadillo-Investor

If you look real close you can also spot the occasional ASX_bets account over at AUS finance XP


AltruisticCurtains

It's such a different vibe over there. I find myself unironically thinking of posters as downrampers as though the whole mentality of the place has seeped into my psyche. It annoys me. I don't visit that vortex with any degree of frequency.


nohorncap

>It's such a different vibe over there. ausfinance: "I can't invest now, because the market is down..." autists: [Which truck shall we back up?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wm9lut/lithium_cycle_feat_speculative_npats_from_avz_cxo/)


maybethough

Too real


Secondary92

Minus the people who don't know what reddit is


sneakycutler

As soon as I realised 95% of every HC thread was an echo-chamber skewed to Boomers I was outta there. You also cant swear or tell other people they are cunts - which is ridiculous.


WowVeryJosh

Yeah you cunt!


UncleChunkz

Less light bulbs more bodily fluids.


kervio

Same level but with less net worth and more swearing.


AlanBloodyBond

Parallel universes of regardation.


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Let me get this straight. We pay Optus profits and they lose our sensitive personal information. 🤔👀


springoniondip

If Optus try to post a profit I swear I won't do anything


Massive_Button9434

“Accidentally” lost it… “Security breach”… Some low level IT worker decided to up their pay and made a deal with Terry from Nigeria to “leave the back door open” Low level IT worker to be handsomely rewarded with a bunch of $20 Apple gift cards


sneakycutler

Welcome to Capitalism motherfucker


BadWantMoneyNowMeSic

The economic value of that information was languishing inside Optus. Now that it’s free it can be utilised to it’s full potential, generating additional credit at a time of deep economic uncertainty.


Hypertrollz

Nigerian princes the world over are rejoicing.


username-taken82

Hi all, does anyone know where to submit an application to be on the other side of the conspiracy theory of market tanking? I'd like to be considered for a position in the ''*They*'' please..


Massive_Button9434

Two things I have found that consistently explains the wonders of life and the source of answers you may ever seek for anything. First is the Simpsons. Second is The Far Side. To answer your specific question, you need only consult The Far Side for this answer. Today I have done that work for you. So enjoy. Herein lies the answer to who [they](https://i.imgur.com/4KCUFPf.jpg) are


username-taken82

Massive Gary Larson fan...


megadrive65

There was someone shouting at the clouds about 'they' this morning. All good,the nurse loosened the lid on the dosette box


Particular_Love_8811

https://youtu.be/nSsmmty58ek


zupahorse

https://www.illuminatiofficial.org/ takes applications. They are 'official' so must be the "They" you are looking for.


AltruisticCurtains

They even have an official youtube commercial. Totes legit. AND there are links to buy authentic items.


AltruisticCurtains

*They* don't allow applications. Or do they? [https://www.federalreserve.gov/careers.htm](https://rb.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/FRS)


degenmaximus

Ho Ri Fuk


Competitive_Copy2451

Sum Tim Wong Wi Tu Lo