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timmheey

Yeah buddy. SA gov onboard for RNU.


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Polite_Jello_377

Bro it’s a license to print tendies 😂


Financial-Teach9870

ST GEORGE MINING LITHIUM EXPANSION


Aggravating_Set980

Bruh been hearing bagpipes playing from channel 7 the past 3 days consecutively. Either the queen has died three times, or they’re running best of Austin Powers:Fat Bastard montage’s day in day out.


ImAsquirrel77

Fmg decarbonisation strategy released. 6.2b to 2028. Thoughts?


kervio

That's like the amount of spare change Twiggy tips the buskers on his way to work.


ProfessorJimHarris

Step 1. Realise asx closed Thursday. Step 2. Request to work on Thursday. Step 3. Use extra cash to buy the dip Step 4. Market dips further and realise you worked Thursday for nothing. Step 5. Losses


OddCan50

Acceptance


Webpage9

Calling the poster who made a ban bet that IHL would drop a sensitive announce this week. They've got an announcement but it is desensitised. Only half pregnant. 🤰🏾


Awesomise

How is annual report not price-sensitive? That doesn't really matter, I guess. He's still getting banned.


UncleChunkz

Their announcements come in clusters, wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was one tomorrow/Friday.


Carrian

half banned


Snoo_94254

Pulled a 5k parcel together and frothing for a big dick energy (read smooth brain) purchase. ​ Who's got me ​ Edit: jumping in to JRV


CluelessAboutHeaps

Go full retard on MMG


Awesomise

I'd think about buying stuff after the FOMC meeting.


Carrian

cmon mate LKE *DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR*


AureusStone

cmon mate lets get our shit together. Chuck it in your super.


litres-of-cum

cmon mate lets get our shit together. Chuck it in your savings.


Snoo_94254

A moment of silence for our fallen comrade


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kervio

just lean into it mate... WAKA WAKA EH EH


Mayijoinyou

Tsamina mina zangalewa


AureusStone

Listen to la tortura by Shakira for 4 hours and you should be cured.


ChZakalwe

IVZ CAP RAISE! ... Still there?


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ChZakalwe

Rhodesia I'd making a comeback! ... Nothing?


RisqueMaximum

Wiring my nuts to a car battery to help lithium


DX6734D

Finally, they will have a use.


Pure_Beautiful_395

Huge weekend took Monday off and still feeling like a complete degenerate on this Tuesday morning at work. Thank fuck the queen carked it and gave me the Thursday off as well as the Friday 👸


Webpage9

They need to keep these royal deaths to keep coming, tbh 🤰🏾


Polite_Jello_377

Explosion at the funeral would have been good


Webpage9

Only if that equated to a month long public holiday, otherwise space it out 🤰🏾


Dancingbeavers

The markets closed Thursday too? Dang.


Pure_Beautiful_395

All I’m worried about is recovering brain cells


scorpio_

TLG, mi know yah ave di 'igh grade mon, yah need di permit.


Calm_Lengths

Damn reindeer


cobblecreekroad

Anyone following CHN? What the hell happened there?


NoDuffTrading

Billion $$$ MC producing nothing


cobblecreekroad

Yep, I don’t understand it, and it ran to $10 per share at one point? How likely or unlikely is their project (bordering state forest) to proceed? Seems dubious.


NoDuffTrading

Yeh was over 3 billion MC which was insane, I say they’ll likely be bought out or have a lot of dilution raising the funds to produce. It’s a tricky one, lots of push for environmental protection and heritage sites these days but also a push for minerals so 50/50. I’d say depends if the right person is in power to make the call in the end


cobblecreekroad

Thanks for your input, I will have to do some reading up. Found them on my watchlist and couldn’t help but notice the plummet.


Calm_Lengths

PGE prices have dropped hard just like other commodities


Outside_Arrival_8897

It’s quiet here….. too quiet


megadrive65

Not even a bear is stirring...


ChZakalwe

Did someone say bear?


Texas_Tom

No he said beer. Get back in your cave


ChZakalwe

RAWR!


Miserable-Deer-9956

Spring is in the air and green fields everywhere.


G7gotitwrong

Not long before they dry out and turn to red dust.


L00puoq

Ok we are green somehow..


Interesting-Ear7427

We’re on today I can just feel it


jockr64

SYA......Here, hold my beer🩸🪦📉


Aggravating_Set980

I really really hope you jinxed it, come the fuck on SYA! 💪


jockr64

Me too mate!💎🙌🏻


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Far_Unit9020

Yes, fanboi pumping detected


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Far_Unit9020

MNS don't receive the grant, it would be IM3NY


BuiltDifferant

Especially start ups. Lots of new car makers getting smashed by costs. Lucid nio etc. I think it takes time to find good ways of producing the batteries and getting good supplier contracts.


Known_Signature7341

Queen funeral taking quite a long time.


Razorzej

Is she still dead? The way they’ve been covering it for like 10 days make me think people expect her to wake up or something? Suppose we’ll never know. Pretty hard to get out of a lead lined box placed in a vault.


Polite_Jello_377

How long does it take to yeet the bitch into the ground?


ChZakalwe

... this not polite...


Polite_Jello_377

The royals don’t deserve politeness


BuiltDifferant

There having a royal yeet


SatansFriendlyCat

They've had a fucking long time to plan it, over the years they probably just kept adding more bits on.


No_Rain3020

She will be missed


sneakycutler

is her death an inconvenience to you? 🤣


Polite_Jello_377

Not as much as her life was


_Imperator999

Yes because. I'm already sick of hearing about it


Known_Signature7341

Ha ha no she’s worth it 👍


w-j1m

asx200 to retest 6600, failing which 6450 or around the lows of june can be possible but i think people will be more prepared to buy the dip this time. let's see how the fed moves this week


Markma1989

100 bps priced in


Rum-Ham-Jabroni

I'm scared


Asxpuntingmuppet

U should be


shitredditsays01

Because of the implication


shitredditsays01

What do you mean the market is closed on thursday, that's my day off! Number one boolshit.


Alkazard

You watch, Wednesday will be the one green day in the US this week and we'll miss it on Thursday trading.


Asxpuntingmuppet

Ok that’s just decided it for me , I may as well go into work then


freerange_1

Another solid day for CRR. One to watch.


yothuyindi

only just saw that director of PLS sold off a bunch of shares, be interesting to see if that mildly rattles sentiment tomorrow given how strong the momentum for it has been


nohorncap

that’s one though… methinks not the last. If there were ever writing on the wall, 3 AKE director holdings in one day strikes me as ominous as all fuck.


Mr_X2017

Lol this is the worst take now you’ve sold.


yothuyindi

just found it ironic that the day I sold off, this happens after it *shouldn't* do shit and PLS could/should keep running past $5 based on fundamentals, but I never underestimate how paperhanded people can be about the slightest perceived negative when there's potential profits to be taken looks like lithium did alright overnight in the US though


Mr_X2017

Why I said it's a bad take is you missed that it's the 4th sale notice in a week from directors with Dale selling 1m+ shares. It hasn't stopped the share price - so I don't think another 60,000 share sale is going to be the thing to change sentiment.


yothuyindi

ah yeah cool, that's a favourable sign then 👍 looks like there has been some insider buying recently as well anyway, hadn't checked as people on here just told me about it


sneakycutler

I'd do the same if I was him. Been running real hot lately.


nohorncap

I feel like I’m in a supermarket game where instead of grabbing shit off the shelves I’m shoving it back on and bravely demanding my money back from the staff. Ever seen ‘em give people a bit of what for when they try to sneak 15+ through the 12 items or less checkout? Border control recruitment have got themselves a new source of fresh meat.


BigJimBeef

Everything looks like a shit ate a shit then took a shit of shitty shit. Fuck.


nohorncap

Shit grows the best flowers bro. If anyone round here has seen and dealt with shit during my short time here, you get my vote. You got this.


BigJimBeef

Thanks mate, I don't feel like a flower. Well I don't feel much like a flower


SatansFriendlyCat

[Perfectly appropriate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnhefDjmP8k)


BeardFactory

Is this financial advice ? I fear our only hope for a market rally is a second queen’s death


BigJimBeef

Running out of queens


nohorncap

Never. https://open.spotify.com/artist/4pejUc4iciQfgdX6OKulQn?si=Te_4qNUaRFODY0jiQQuSdQ


dressedlikerappers

is there something happen with SYA that made it bleed more than anything else today?


Far_Unit9020

Entry to ASX200 - millions (billions?) more shares to loan out to short sellers


dressedlikerappers

so it’s expected to drop way more or it should stabilise?


here2FuckSpiders2

Yes


lanpup

The answers you seek lay in a Review of the history of LKE asx200 entry


sneakycutler

Didnt LKE rocket up when they entered the 200?


lanpup

After a sell off yup


dressedlikerappers

so 🚀?


plucky26

does it have any debt?


Alkazard

No, and I believe it's got enough cash to cover everything and more until they are in production next year.


SkernMannnn

Got 3 more days for IHL to drop a price sensitive announcement or I'm outta here!


Outrageous_Junket817

Omg friggen god, even Bloomberg is covering the funeral. I want to see the markets! US futures are already down 1.3%


paulm1927

Yeah, pisses me off, but I hope that when daybreak American version starts they’ll give up on covering the service. Edit: had to listen to the odd lots podcast while walking the dog!!!


Outrageous_Junket817

Here’s hoping


Aggravating_Set980

Anyone have a calendar of every time a rate rise, rba / J POW announcements coming so I can sell and buy roughly a day after? What a fucking joke of a year, either do it or don’t but fuck off with this pussy footing, theres been a monthly crisis every fucking month.


SugeKnight_StandOver

Someone posted this the other day and i bookmarked it https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar You can filter to just show US and AUS. And it looks like important stuff is highlighted in Red , including the key interest rate decision days etc I agree it's a fucking joke bro. I Sold a third of my holding over the past few days just incase there's a bloodbath. Then atleast I've taken some profits and can buy back on the dip or just wait etc. But it can also be a bear trap and continue marching on if the rate rise is 75bps. Nobody really knows. Particularly for lithium the sector is still red hot and no sign of slowing down in the short term


Awesomise

Being in recession doesn't mean your stocks will all die. Certain sectors such as resource, energy and consumer stables will do significantly better than consumer discretionary, IT and shit. In fact, being in recession is probably better for your speccy miners I think lithium will continue to go up and be one of the most significant sectors in ASX in the next few years. People will first hoard lithium producers, then lithium explorers. Well, this is already happening. PLS > LKE 🌈🐻will be fuk till the rest of the decade


sneakycutler

>Nobody really knows From all that text, that's all that needs to be said.


Webpage9

great webpage, fanks 🤰🏾


ringisdope

This hidden information is exactly why I've been performing badly Unstoppable now!


plucky26

> lithium the sector is still red hot top of the cycle.


SugeKnight_StandOver

To be fair you called the top of the lithium cycle last year just as it was starting :P I keep remembering that meme Kervio made lol Nobody knows really, but imo from what I've been seeing, she's still got more to give


plucky26

>Nobody knows really, but imo from what I've been seeing, she's still got more to give Yea but greater the fool game of greater the fool continues. Someone is going to be exit capital . Doesn't mean there is some value being created. So many gambles going on. Its like MNS gamble on zero cobalt battery tech. Does it really work? LKE ion exchange tech work? Funny how we saw one of the big wigs abandon ship on that one. But half the game was being on at the right time and having enough victims to pile in afterwards. Look at all the analysts on all claiming lithium is the new oil. **So many of these cunts pumping it, on the news and everything. I couldn't see that much effort on old and new media go nuts.** **But with all booms there is a bust. When?** I did say it was at the top of the cycle stocks did fall, just look at the SP. If you bought at the top of the cycle last time , You are only 40 to 50% up. Lets see how that pans out. There is still a massive divergence between the price talked about trading economics and lithium sold by PLS for example. I think its $2k something ( not sure if its USD or AU) , which is far from the reality of non existent standard pricing of Lithium. BHP CEO said that lithium is too abundant. RIO run like crazy to be in though. The big issue is there no shortage of lithium reserves, maybe a shortage of actual miners but if the price stays high enough, supply will flood in. **But I am no expert on Lithium.**


SugeKnight_StandOver

Porsche IPO to Raise up to $9.4 Billion for Parent VW Carmaker confirms four cornerstone investors for listing Share sale could be Europe’s largest listing in a decade Volkswagen AG is looking to raise as much as 9.4 billion euros ($9.41 billion) from the initial public offering of its iconic sports-car maker Porsche AG in what could be Europe’s largest listing in more than a decade.


sneakycutler

Serious question, how do we purchase stocks on the Frankfurt Stock Exchange?


Far_Unit9020

I was trying to get in on it earlier, difficulties accessing the Frankfurt exchange.


Crumpy88

If you want to exchange Frankfurt’s, call me


Far_Unit9020

I have enough difficulties accessing my own frankfurter


Hypertrollz

Weiner alert!


Webpage9

I tune in for 7.30 and instead get a camera following a wooden box. Outrageous 🤰🏾


Polite_Jello_377

Pinocchio’s GF?


Crumpy88

Amazing post


Far_Unit9020

Do. Not. Turn. On. The. TV. Tonight. This is financial advice.


shitredditsays01

Chuck a sickie, take annual leave, move to Melbourne and you got yourself a 6 day weekend. #planningahead


InterestingShow1112

This week feels fucked, trying to jam everything into 3 days while 1/2 fuck off for school holidays. One of my speccies that had a name change to AVM looks like it’s now Copper in the US. Everything else sucked today, can’t wait to unload my ZIP one day.


BuiltDifferant

Can you not steal my ideas plz


a380-king

My 16 month baby knows something big is going down. He has never been this unsettled. Queens funeral? Bear trap? I’m hoping he knows we are just st the start of a massive bull run!! Ah, hope. That’s all I’ve got, cos sleep is a distant memory.


Mission_Term7352

Probably needs to take a big shit, like SYA did today. When he’s done, can you please throw it in an overnight bag and address it to the Bank of America.


Outrageous_Junket817

Bear trap really! Interesting


shitredditsays01

Calls on A2M, supply is dwindling in the /u/a380-king household whilst demand remains high for the next 5 years.


Far_Unit9020

Some [smart cookie on twitter](https://twitter.com/yarra44/status/1571761146650296320) has realised that LKE's announcement today essentially amounts to a - very approximate - 90% reduction in the target amount of LCE produced from the demo plant, in a longer time frame. Wowsers. Follow up [here](https://twitter.com/yarra44/status/1571768410287271937). u/WowVeryJosh have you seen this, have you heard this?


WowVeryJosh

While the Twitter person may be partially right, I don't think the numbers are as straight forward. > "producing a Lithium carbonate feed totaling at least 2,500 kg of lithium carbonate equivalents from onsite operations." So 2500kg of LCE equivalent material. How much lithium concentrate (assumed LiCl) brine **feed** is required to convert to 2500kg LCE. Possibly not 1:1 so what if they need 3000kg of concentrated brine/lithium/eluate to get 2500kg of LCE? I don't know the answer to this right now, and brines are not my strong suit. But the use of the word feed seems very deliberate. The update today then also clearly says the first 2,000 litres. So that should mean there is more, and maybe there are transportation constraints so it's easier to bulk it out in 2000L lots? These announcements have raised more questions than answers. I would think maybe this is what the arbitration is about... Who goes to an arbitration court and potentially fucks the public image of the company over a 2-3 month delay? Probably very few, if any companies. Blame covid, blame shipping delays, blame staffing issues.. literally fucking anything except we can't agree with the technology partner we are relying on. But which companies would go to arbitration for a dispute about the potential for upscaling a pilot plant to commercial? Now that could be an issue. Either way, huuuuge red fucking flags


SometimesIAmCorrect

🍿


HideTheT2BarryComes

These hotcrapper boomers have discovered twitter audio clips. Puts on the twitter servers with the amount of bandwidth wasted on ramblings


PowerBottomBear92

Listening to this is sublime. It's like Hotcopper boomer ASMR.


poptartape

I don’t care about any announcement IVZ make unless it’s “we have started drilling” .. No care about fat tree, or cum necklace, or gazelles, or signing pee pee eshay nutsack. DRILL THE FUCKING GROUND ALREADY!!


PowerBottomBear92

cum necklace lol


PowerBottomBear92

Also Scotts magic words "in the coming days" . If the new is good, I sure will be.


kervio

If things go well we could see a dual listing on the ZSE, and yes... one day maybe even a ZSE_bets sub! Don't fuck this up IVZ!!!


Webpage9

you seem stressed, homie 🤰🏾


poptartape

I feel better now


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SatansFriendlyCat

I wasn't before, but now that I've been made to think about it..


Hypertrollz

How does a cat copulate with a gazelle? It may need to bounce but if it did would that not make it a dead cat and somehow make said copulation a form of reverse necrophilia. All I can think is, poor gazelle.


icanhasanonymity

>How does a cat copulate with a gazelle? Pawly


Hypertrollz

😂


SatansFriendlyCat

I suppose it could just cling on with claws, or the gazelle could be accommodating and lie down (in whatever orientation). Or maybe it could back up near a low rock or similar. Maybe the gazelle is dead? What's the shortest gazelle? How tall is a cat? Why am I still thinking about this? ..when I could be experimenting. Do they have gazelles in a zoo? Hey Google, what time does the zoo close? (Alternate answer: it "slips in with no expectations")


Hypertrollz

Classic cat move, I pity the gazelle. Would the progeny be a catzelle or a gazette?


SatansFriendlyCat

Your pity is misplaced (the kitty also is misplaced). That gazelle would be blessed, I tell you! The offspring would be a *Kit* no matter what since baby deer are kits and baby cats are kittens.. .. and it would also be a kit in the sense that you'd have to reconfigure and assemble it with glue to make any sort of recognisable shape out that that grab-bag of tag-end chromosomes.


Hypertrollz

😂 You are truly a wise cat, surely when young you were a kit of wit, of that there is no doubt.


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SatansFriendlyCat

*Agent Provocateur!* You can't leave me alone with these *[thoughts](https://ibb.co/MfKdNjc)*. You must suffer, too. s'only fair.


mcfucking

👀


poptartape

Yes


Quarkstonk

We thinking a grey/green week until Wednesday until US rate hike kicks ASX in d’nutz?


wottagunn

Grey until then. If 75bp market will have a little bull run, if 1% we're all done. The red of the last few days is because people are now scared of a possible 1%, so anything under should be happy days.


Webpage9

Blurple 🤰🏾


BeardFactory

I assume 75bp we keep greying on or 100bp and we start the next leg down


Crashworx

RIP VML


Webpage9

It's following mkt sediment ya filthy downrampwr 🤰🏾


Crashworx

yes and no.. sadly, i really wish this one was successful :(


a380-king

Remember mowerth?? Or whatever the name was - the resident VML troll. Well we should’ve listened to him! And then when DaddyDoom sold out. Well the writing was on the wall. How low will it go? How many months we going to be bag holding?


WowVeryJosh

Just goes to show it's important to have an investment thesis, and know when to run


a380-king

Buy high sell low?


Crashworx

bad price action doesn't always equal a dog stock - fundamentals are still there, but shit sentiment hence no one wanting to hit the bid for disclosure, i sold out too the same day doom did - killing their management team did it for me.


Polite_Jello_377

For disclosure I am still holding my very red VML shares with a white knuckled grip 😄


Crashworx

Jello has the diamond hands of a champion. Where as I am a paper handed bitch.


Hypertrollz

How red SirJello?


Polite_Jello_377

-36%


Hypertrollz

Rookie Red there mate, I am 90% down on SZL 😂


Polite_Jello_377

Oh I’ve got bigger percentage reds, but that’s still over a $100k loss on VML


Hypertrollz

Woah! I am just down $4500 on SZL, you win.


a380-king

I don’t know why, but this makes me feel better 🙈


Mysterious_Value_764

Yep. . The HC thread has turned on itself at 3.7c , grabbing popcorn 🍿


Crashworx

yeah, if we get a red night, could get ugly tomorrow.


MbStretch

It looked like VML was finally beginning to move last week. Now it has little chance to rise until they release something like “we’ve shipped some shit to Europe. wo-hoo!”


Crashworx

still very much in a down trend from the April high ... just trading up and down in an overall down channel... Eventually (hopefully) it will bottom and swing up, but it will probably need something out of left field now .. An announcement about sending something they said they would send probably wont do it..


MbStretch

That’s a real shame. It was nice seeing it green for a few days


Maleficent_Ad_1982

Day 151 of waiting for AZL to get BLM approval. How the fuck can anyone trust this company. Oh that’s right I’m retarded


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nohorncap

YES! LOOK AT THAT! ~~WOOHOO~~! ARRRREE WE READY TO RUMBLE!!?? FRENDS! Congrats on gambling at the casino this fine monday, as against hunkering down with the boomers. We've skipped ye olde broken hill proprietary AND the twiggster. Top work, team. Partners in crime, [LKE who got the hit job with AFR](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afr.com%2Fmarkets%2Fequity-markets%2Flake-to-the-party-lithium-play-s-comical-entry-into-the-asx-200-index-20220622-p5avtz) when they entered the asx 100, looks to be pairing themselves up just fine and dandy with SYA 🐢 where the shit does indeed appear to be going down along with their share price. The lil' turtle has been dubbed meme stock by Stake, which does seem a tad kiss of death, along with being shorted at 1.90 % of their capital, which is one of the highest shorting % for a non etf on the ASX: [https://www.asx.com.au/data/shortsell.txt](https://www.asx.com.au/data/shortsell.txt) They who know more than me about such things [breaks SYA down for you.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/xhvy2f/comment/ip0pf7l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) PLS. Sounds like folks have been taking their profits whilst they can. Given this is the weakest month for the S&P 500 Index in data going back to the 1950s, and it’s already down more than 2 per cent, dare we surmise that things are looking a tad bearish. Next coupla days is a good time to take stock of yr stock before announcements Thursday re: US economic guff. AAU - who was possessed to find an alternative to ANL? I see now what was going on - a convo about flea ridden dog removal. Carry on. Speaking of flea ridden dogs, just a lil' buyer beware with our other bets in the casino MNS + A11. Despite MNS actually making good on their relocating locals in Tazania, just a buyer beware with investing in companies o/s which can be a [rather risky betting table at the casino.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wzjls4/comment/im3362a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Onward!


kervio

Every day when I read this in my head I read it with this kind of energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEvHzx-nal0


nohorncap

Thankyou for sending me down a Michael (and Bruce) Buffer black hole - what an amazing guy! Heh - they call him the James Bond of the UFC, which is very dapper. It could be a rather fun persona to grow into of being the Michael Buffer of ASX Bets. (Not that anyone around here takes on personas from history...) It would be rather useful to have half a fucking clue about what the hell is going on here first. Fast way to start learning, I guess :) I'll whack on Rocky to get me in the mood to tackle sharesight tomorrow...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc) Perfect.


Man_with_a_mortgage

Will we see a little positivity from AAU next month????


degenmaximus

Lol at A11 cracking the most popular list and it’s not even listed yet…!!


DareBottle

Just realised it has been 109 days since the bot last shat itself 😳 It was averaging about 1-2 a month since it was created back in June/July 2021.