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Markma1989

ROG has 300 buyers to 280 sellers. Does that mean my dog is off the leash ?


Mutated_Cunt

>Lake confirms that construction of the facility to house the Lilac demonstration plant is now complete. THE SHED IS COMPLETE!!!


cameltrowe

Got gastro, day can’t get much worse..


rattled1315

Had it last week! So much vomit


cameltrowe

Yeah the ribs and back are sore from yelling at the toilet last night


jockr64

Or can it...............................................................................?


litres-of-cum

Praying for profit today, it’s never worked before but when it does i’ll know jesus is watching over me. Amen ✝️


Webpage9

Jesus: "Request denied. Went with the prayers for a sick child in el Salvador instead." 🤰🏾


AdditionalSample

I hope that sick el Salvadoran appreciates his ps5


Denominator_K

Praise be to Tom


TypeJack

SGA seems to keep giving.


willrjhan

Grades like this outside the inferred resource are pretty encouraging.


WowVeryJosh

The Dispute™


HideTheT2BarryComes

LNK takeover saga seems to be finally at an end with the latest proposal rejected by the board. Possible PXA in specie distribution the next way to "maximise value for shareholders" but I'm sure they will fumble that one as well somehow.


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Dancingbeavers

Can just one of my stocks not be a dog this week?


Dancingbeavers

Okay thank you LKE now if you could finish today above $1.21, that’d be great.


Razorzej

Oooh a LKE up date


Carrian

sga baybee


elputolo_ko

JP Morgan buying beloved dogstock LKE. Whats with that?


Mr_X2017

I heard Jamie Dimon himself saw the photos of the 3 sided shed and exclaimed “This is revolutionary! We must invest.”


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Awesomise

>Holder of securities subject to an obligation to return under a securities lending agreement (8m+23m+3m) > >Rehypothecation of client securities under a Prime Brokerage Agreement (0.5m) > >Securities on Loan as Agent Lender (38m) It's Shorts all the way down


botched_stunt

18 naked autists in the showers at asxbets


Crumpy88

Is this the new 99 bottles on the wall?


Treesworth

This is a ram ranch cover.


Icy_Chain2075

Hopefully the lithium price increase will save my shares from the drop


nohorncap

depends on who exactly, but generally speaking...nah.


Icy_Chain2075

Thanks Barry


nohorncap

Anytime - feel free to use someone like cmcmarkets/commshares to take a look at the closing price of your stonks over a few weeks, the stake chart is also a handy quick and dirty for just seeing how things are going too.


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How long do you need to hold a share to get there divi ???


poptartape

Shares generally drop after ex div by the percentage amount of the div so you’re not really making money unless the share price goes back up to your purchase price after holding through ex div drop.


kervio

Just have to hold it on the day before the "ex dividend" date.


ChZakalwe

Holy Shit. Maury is the trashiest most entertaining shit ever. It's like the worlds greatest succession of train wrecks.


jockr64

Dude, Jerry was the man. That was some fucked up dumpster fire TV!


sneakycutler

Everyone, let's give a warm 1995 welcome to ChZakalwe


Particular_Love_8811

It's Monday mother fuckers. When market open?


Meaty0gre

It’s not Monday in Gods country


ChZakalwe

You mean you western losers living in the past?


Particular_Love_8811

If it all goes to plan. I go to sleep and when I wake up the market magically opens.😻🤜🐖


PowerBottomBear92

So IVZ went into a TH in anticipation of the gazelle. Now the Gazelle has been published during market close * ASX Annoucement monday (?) * ...Tradinghalt monday? though I'm not sure why they'd halt it post-publishing * Another capital raise???


poptartape

Hopefully TH for resource upgrade and spud date


cheeky_cheeseburger

Will IHL dump or pump after its Friday rebalance .. How will ASN fare post CR. Long IHL ASN RNU ARQ LPD DRX QAN short NMT FMG


juzw8n4am8

This sounds like before a commercial break on the old Adam west batman series


frankyfkn4fngrs

Bullish on tickers POW and ZAP


tokenofficeblackguy

Thoughts on DRX mate? That over VRX?


cheeky_cheeseburger

No idea re vrx though drx needs a good 6 months


Fine_Part4231

LPD 🚀🚀


turbulenttoaster

Short fmg?


sneakycutler

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SlipperyFetuss

Sexy bot


mechengguy93

I might inverse this


El_Nuto

Yep


cheeky_cheeseburger

Do it Will shout ya Macca's if you come out worse off


sneakycutler

bet?


username-taken82

Hi team. If one of you ‘banned land’ lurkers is hanging out tonight, can you please give me a list of the ‘banned’ subs that have spawned from this place? So far I’ve got: r/ASX_banned r/ASX_Banned_Purgatory r/ASX_banned_x3 Any more?


BeardFactory

r/BrotherhoodOfEvilInvestors


ChZakalwe

r/ASX_bannedception r/bannedfromasxbanned


Particular_Love_8811

Have you tried your mum's house? I have heard it's a place to lurk.


username-taken82

Sadly I’m banned…. 🤷‍♂️


Particular_Love_8811

No Christmas dinner 😞


maybethough

[New oppies](https://aus-listed-cios.github.io): ARUO, AZLOA, AUNO, JATO, LDRO, MVPO, AVWOA, LNRO, PCLO, 3MFO


sneakycutler

Maybe MAYO, maybethough


hhjhjkhjkl

Maybe its MAYobelline


Ruskiwasthebest1975

How do u find these?


maybethough

Happy unintended consequence of a portfolio tracker I cobbled together once


TypeJack

3mfo tho hmm


rattled1315

Sunday pints


Particular_Love_8811

Sunday ales.


rattled1315

Surfing reddit from the Inn I see


alllrandom

Just got back from a popular chain steak and rib restaurant. Saw a cockroach running on the floor and pointed it out to a waitress. Still ordered and continued with our meal. Bullish.


SatansFriendlyCat

I've had the experience of finding *half a cockroach* in the meal that I'd already consumed part of. Had I eaten the other half of the cockroach? It seems likely, since one half is generally found connected to the other, but I'll never know. Perhaps it was chopped up in the sauce and the other half went to someone else. Perhaps. Couldn't eat there again. I'd been addicted up until that point and was there several nights a week. I still miss the food, and think about it often, and it's been maybe 9 years or longer. Motherfucking cockroach!


Webpage9

If might have been the special ingredient in the meals that got you addicted in the first place , tho 🤰🏾


SatansFriendlyCat

A possibility I'm reserving in the back of my mind for when the apocalypse comes and it's time to chow down on the fuckers in earnest. On that day I will be telling myself "this is what you've been missing, son; this is the good stuff".


Polite_Jello_377

Snowpiercer Steakhouse?


SatansFriendlyCat

It certainly had many elements in common. Narrow, crowded, fucking cold, cheap.. and an unsatisfactory ending. No Tilda Swinton, though, tragically.


ChZakalwe

Crunchy protein!


SatansFriendlyCat

DystopiaSnaxx™


Nevelo

The horrifying realisation that it was roach that made it taste so good.


SatansFriendlyCat

It absolutely has crossed my mind. Scuttled across my mind, even. And possibly my tongue, too.


ChZakalwe

And the realisation that you want more...


Master_Egg_7568

EXR to rocket… horizontally 🚀


hhjhjkhjkl

Side thrusters engaged


ChZakalwe

Like the hindenberg!


staytha

Smells like money in here


Webpage9

yes, I smell burning too 🤰🏾


ChZakalwe

Money? Or crippling debt?


Mysterious_Value_764

Tastes like crayons


zorrtwice

I think I might be fucked this week. Maybe I shouldn't have a portfolio full of speccies.... But that'd be no fun.


Outrageous_Junket817

I basically earn as much as I can and it all goes into species. The wife buys the food and pays the bills and cleans the house


Andrew_Higginbottom

She's a looser ..as in you will loose her. I had this kind of set up for 15 years. She walked out December 2021. You gotta change the dynamics.


Outrageous_Junket817

Thanks but we get on well. Sorry to hear about your situation


Andrew_Higginbottom

>Sorry to hear about your situation Thank you. We got on awesome with each other but little things that she didn't tell me built up and up and eroded her mentality until she walked out the door. I proudly built our relationship on communication, we put in a fuck load of effort into all aspects of the relationship and were were best friends ..but the little things that she didn't think were important, so she never brought up then one day walked out the door. I finally got those things out of her over the 6 months after the relationship ended and only then was it by using psychology to gently tease the truths out of her. My advice to you is to sit down with yer missuss and see if she has any gripes. Find them out now before its too late. ..don't brush them off as small or not important because we all know how huge and strangling weeds can get once a seed is sown ;)


Outrageous_Junket817

Thanks mate, I will, as we are in the same boat of great communication and I know a few little things that I could do more of, but I will discuss this with her. You have a good day buddy


Andrew_Higginbottom

Thanks :) FYI, if she responds with "It doesn't matter", that's the signal to drop everything and not let her go until she gets it off her chest :) It's the "It doesn't matters" that she will fester on ;)


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Outrageous_Junket817

Yeah you marry those ones


Remarkable-Ant4062

I yolo'ed into IVZ, how rich (fucked) am i gonna be, lads?


Fluk3r

Who hasn’t at this point, my nose tingles at the mention of IVZ in the discussions


poptartape

Go to the dealership tomorrow and order a ~~Lambo~~ Corolla


ChZakalwe

Corolla? Try a Lada. Sanction busting at its finest!


Butter-Brain

Balls have been itchy since news of gazette, ballish.


AureusStone

Yes


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How likely is it that US will increase by 100 points rather than 75?


ChZakalwe

Does the pope poop in the woods?


Outrageous_Junket817

I’d wait to buy until after the the next inflation numbers are realised in usa and oz. Oct 13 and oct 26 respectively


SugeKnight_StandOver

Unlikely imo. My guess is 75bps


sneakycutler

💡


SugeKnight_StandOver

Imo dyor gltah!


BuiltDifferant

I’d price in 100 points and not buy anything this week


Hypertrollz

100bp now would probably mean a lower peak rate in the future. But JPow is a filthy spineless cuck who thinks he can engineer a soft landing by going gently gently. JPow and the Fed need to get some credibility back and a 100bp rise gives them some of that. All of that said, it's almost definitely going to be a 75bp rise because that's what the market wants. .


SAIUN666

As someone whose position is 90% cash right now, I would love to see JPow get his cock out and make it 100bp. Let's see all that red.


Hypertrollz

Yeah, get your cock out JPow! 90% Cash is massive, I presume this is excluding your Superannuation. So did you sell out of almost all your holdings?


shitredditsays01

Market is on edge, I doubt they change course this late when the market is already in panic mode. I forsee an increase of 75 points. Having said that I also gambled into speccies and most of them are in the red 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️


ShotCryptographer523

If the FED thinks (which I am not sure they do), they may worry about deflation or use that as a narrative not to go too hard (100 bps) then 75. I am 75% sure it will be 75.


Maleficent_Ad_1982

Day 150 waiting for AZL to get BLM approval. Too those with a ban bet on this day. You better hope they bring some news tomorrow ;)


Particular_Love_8811

Day what ever waiting for the public holiday.


kangaroute

👆 three more sleeps


Slight_Ad3348

Fucking depressing seeing how our lithium miners are worth at most a few $$ even if they’ve got some of the largest richest deposits in the world. But the yanks suddenly realize lithium is necessary, and their speccys who don’t even have fucking plans or permits yet jump to be worth $100+


Doomkoon4648

U do realise LKE had 3 walls of a shack, No Website and Used a fucking Draft Watermark as a Official Ann and had a Mcap well over $1bil.....


Polite_Jello_377

Exactly. That’s gotta be worth more than $1 a share!


sneakycutler

No ones stopping you from investing in them 🤷🏼‍♂️


poptartape

There’s a thing called Samuel’s law, it’s the thing that happens when you finally give up waiting for something (or someone) and right after the moment you give up, it happens.


sneakycutler

May … be onto something


poptartape

I have tried to re-create this before by “giving up” but it cannot be artificially created. It MUST be the true moment of “I’m fucking done” MAY the gods bless you


Competitive_Copy2451

IVZ spud?!??!?!


poptartape

Yep


bah_nah_nah

Potato/ potardo


admorris83

Nelly Potardo?


Known_Signature7341

Poptardo


poptartape

Underrated comment


AltruisticCurtains

It's that time again. Your Sunday evening AFR pre-pre market is ready. Edge down is new I think - normally we edge up? **ASX to edge down as Fed mulls mega rise** Australian shares are poised to dip at the open on Monday with investors awaiting an interest rate rise by the US Federal Reserve at its September meeting, setting the stage for rates to hit 4 per cent by the end of the year. The Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) is widely expected to increase rates by another 0.75 percentage points, taking the Fed funds rate to a range of 3 per cent to 3.25 per cent, early on Thursday (AEST). However, odds for a mega 1 percentage point increase jumped after last week’s shock US inflation result. Bets have increased that the Federal Reserve could deliver its single biggest rate rise since 1981, although Westpac economists say such an increase would be “unnecessary and potentially risky”. “Following this week’s strong August core CPI and given recent hawkish rhetoric from FOMC members, a 75 basis point hike at the September meeting seems a done deal,” the Westpac analysts said. “Indeed, the market is pricing some chance of a 100 basis point increase. To us, at this point in the cycle and with real term interest rates around plus 1 per cent, a 100 basis point increase is unnecessary and potentially risky.” ASX futures were down 2 points to 6737. Futures pared earlier losses as dip buyers emerged late in New York, helping to trim losses on their final session of last week. Markets will also be watching for an upgrade in the Fed funds dot plot projections to show a range of 4 per cent to 4.25 per cent by the end of the year. This would represent a big step up from the 3.4 per cent to 3.8 per cent range set in the June projections. Economists anticipate US interest rates will reach 4 per cent by December and stay high throughout 2023, reflecting the tougher inflationary environment after the August core CPI growth came in hot. Commonwealth Bank senior economist Belinda Allen expects 50 basis point increases in November and December, seeing rates peak at 4 per cent to 4.25 per cent. The bank now expects a rate-cutting cycle in the fourth quarter of 2023, rather than the third quarter. **Busy week for central banks** The FOMC’s updated forecasts for inflation, growth and the Fed funds rate in 2023 and 2024 will be “critical to assessing the outlook for policy beyond September”, Westpac’s economists say. Policymakers will also gather at the Bank of England, Bank of Japan and Swiss National Bank this week. The BoE is expected to raise rates 50 basis points in a shortened week for the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II, although there is a risk of 75 basis points. The BoJ is expected to leave its ultra-easy monetary policy unchanged, reflecting the low inflationary environment, particularly outside of food and energy. Also on watch, global business condition PMIs are due on Friday. Australia’s business conditions are forecast to remain subdued at around August’s reading of 50.2 for the composite. Stronger than expected US CPI sent global equity markets into the red last week with growth stocks hammered. On Wall Street, all three key benchmarks closed lower on Friday in New York though off their session lows, with sentiment hit by FedEx’s shock earnings warning. **$A extreme volatility** The tech-heavy Nasdaq dropped 5.5 per cent for the week, deepening its losses this year to 27 per cent. The S&P 500 fell 4.8 per cent with energy pacing nine of its 11 industry sectors lower. The ASX 200 gave back 2.3 per cent, the Hang Seng fell 3.1 per cent and the Euro Stoxx 50 declined 1.95 per cent. The Australian dollar edged higher at the weekend, holding on to a US67¢ handle. Westpac has significantly revised its forecasts for the dollar by the year’s end to US69¢ from US73¢. Analysts say tailwinds will be outweighed by “a much more aggressive US FOMC” than expected and China’s zero-COVID policy and its parlous property market. “Over the course of the remainder of 2022, we expect extreme volatility in the AUD/USD around that US69¢ track as the supercharged US dollar is challenged and the efforts from the Chinese authorities to revitalise the Chinese economy continue apace,” Westpac chief economist Bill Evans said. “But the dominant headwind for a risk currency like the $A will be ongoing uncertainty in 2022 – uncertainty about the level and timing of the peak in central bank interest rates (especially the FOMC), and uncertainty about the global inflation profile.” In a quiet week for local data, the Reserve Bank of Australia will release its latest meeting minutes on Tuesday, with speeches by two executives on Monday and Wednesday in a week shortened by the National Day of Mourning on Thursday and, for Victoria, the Friday before Grand Final Day holiday. The ASX will close on Thursday for the Queen’s public mourning holiday. RBA head of domestic markets Jonathon Kearns will speak on Interest Rates and the Property Market on Monday at the AFR Property Summit 2022 in Sydney.


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FruitfulFraud

Imagine being a boomer with a million+ in self managed super funds, holding huge swathes of BHP, paying no tax, but still receiving franking credit checks from the government. Me, on the other hand -- I earn less (but works 50 hrs a week for it) and I actually pay a LOT of tax, just to see my tax go to franking credits for boomer millionaires. I know that when I retire these super rorts will be gone.


Andrew_Higginbottom

Ask a boomer how much they were paying in mortgage interest rates when they bought their first house..


FruitfulFraud

The cost of a house is far far beyond what the boomers could get one for. You really think housing is more affordable now? Seriously? They had it easy. A single income family could afford a home. That's very rare now.


Andrew_Higginbottom

I never said housing is more affordable now. Single income families back then scrimped and saved, no smashed avo with a latte at the local cafe, car ownership was very low, all walking or public transport, they grew their own food, broke their backs doing manual labour, breathing in asbestos and toxins, fck all health and safety keeping them safe. They stretched every dollar as far as they could.. If they wanted to own a home it was constant sacrifice. You have a choice, make your choice instead of whinging and hating and crying life isn't fair. Life for you is far more fair than what the Boomers had in their twenties. You only see the rich boomers and get all jealous with zero understanding for all those from that generation that never made it past 50 years old or died penniless. You wouldn't stand a chance living life like they had to.


sneakycutler

(2) But to answer your question, I’d go from a life-long labour voter to a liberal voter. I actually dont give a fuck about politics, but I feel labour actually cares about the less fortunate.


bootros44

Cross that bridge when it comes - plenty to do in the next budget… which is over half a year away.


DrizzyDradle

They would never introduce this without taking it to an election first but to answer the hypothetical, it wouldn’t affect me at all because I’m a filthy renting lowlife. Actually would probably be good for my retirement because I could buy a cheap house Edit: I answered your question thinking of negative gearing.


Texas_Tom

Wasn't the plan at the previous election to scrap taxpayers receiving refunds of excess franking credits, not to scrap them entirely


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Polite_Jello_377

Like all of these sorts of changes (negative gearing, discount CGT) grandfather in existing holdings and make the changes apply to new holdings. It can be done


sneakycutler

Is this a complete hypothetical or is this an issue that’s being aired currently?


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AureusStone

I don't think that is true. 🍕


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BuiltDifferant

Old man


WilyWillow

Take a look at my life


BuiltDifferant

I’m a lot like you were


sneakycutler

**Chengdu will lift a lockdown from Monday, after it became China's biggest city to shut since Shanghai earlier this year - Bloomberg.** KFC dinner back on for Monday, CC: iron ore lads


w-j1m

Property market across China is still really fucked so I dunno man. Not much upside until Ukraine reconstruction starts maybe


sneakycutler

Chengdu has a population of 21 million. Virtually the whole of Australia. Locked down. Whether you think it will make a little or a lot of difference, it will ultimately make a difference. Edit: In simple terms, China open is exponentially better than China closed.


TypeJack

Bull sentiment: Ukraine and Russia conflict ends, removing some trade sanctions. China lifts lockdown. Climate Change stops. ASX rises 200%.


sneakycutler

“Climate change stops”?


TypeJack

Yeah, we turn it off of course.


Butter-Brain

☢️ ☢️ ☢️ 🚀 🚀 🚀 Any dip is a blessing.


SugeKnight_StandOver

I wonder how lithium will perform tomorrow with the recent news of smashing record prices


sneakycutler

Answer: Friday was the time to buy PLS.


lincohill1

You think it’s something worth putting money into?


Doomkoon4648

Surely lithium prices can't keep edging up has to be a barrier at some stage all it does is force innovation away from it.


Mr_X2017

Of course they can.


Doomkoon4648

Or is that I hope they can.


Mr_X2017

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. And I'm a goose.


Doomkoon4648

I should of bought more of those geese in hindsight.


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Andrew_Higginbottom

Annoying bot


Honourstly

Buy the dip


SkernMannnn

I'll bet IHL release a price sensitive announcement this week. Give me a month ban if I'm wrong. A boy can dream!


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username-taken82

Sold. IHL price sensitive announcement this week or a month in the hole


Doomkoon4648

Finally Europe acting on the critical raw material act. https://twitter.com/Share_Talk/status/1571067918720585735?t=HS4EXKImHg1HBTPxchQ88Q&s=19


sneakycutler

Fantastic, this should put a little rocket onto REEs and recyclers ♻️


Doomkoon4648

Got money coming in and going to be a big shitty week I predict time to grab some I**.


rustysalmon92

Instructions unclear, bought IOU


Particular_Love_8811

Weeks.


Doomkoon4648

Now now can only be shitty until October... I've wated for October for 84 years.


Particular_Love_8811

Come on Charles. We all know how long it's been.


Particular_Love_8811

Depends if the stripper arrives early. I want to have some fun.


raindog_

I've got a feeling we will be THANKING GOD Thursday is a public holiday. I can feel it in my waters.


Ashley_Sophia

*me waters, you mean...


Hypertrollz

Dune reference? 😂


Particular_Love_8811

I already have. KOV div pay day I had to take anal leave. BHP, thanks to the Queen doing her duty made BHP pay day a national holiday, as it should be.


Hypertrollz

"I had to take Anal leave", sounds like someone who has invested in ANL.


Particular_Love_8811

It's the leave you have when you want work to stop fucking you up the ass.


Hypertrollz

👍


bah_nah_nah

Now I'll never take leave