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9aaa73f0

I chickened out of getting on the GEAR at the last minute, im totally going to do it next time though.


Andrew_Higginbottom

I had a choice between ASIA and GEAR. ASIA has been in the red since I chose it..


imapassenger1

I found the Wall Street Bets/Gamestop doco on MSNBC last week and watched for a bit but recorded the rest. Wonder if it's going to be worth it. Anyone watched it?


Far_Unit9020

I've been meaning to watch it, just saw that it appears to be available on Binge


yippikiyayay

Considering increasing my IOU holding to 1.5 million shares.


BuiltDifferant

Could not go tits up


yippikiyayay

Some may say foolproof


birdsholdinghands

IMU announces $80 million institutional placement at 0.20 per share (6.8% of existing ordinary shares issued at an 11% discount) Who are the new investors with 'significant healthcare and biotech experience'?


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Another big day for SYA today 🚀


yippikiyayay

I reckon we’ll see a bit of a pullback tbh.


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Tbh I see it getting to 40c


InterestingShow1112

IOU announcement looks decent - getting some coverage finally (hopefully)


yippikiyayay

I’m actually feeling a bit excited about IOU at the moment…


Calm_Lengths

IMU with a CR for $80mil at 20c/share with a bonus options... Guess holders are getting the short end of the stick on this given IMU had around 10 quarters of funding left per previous quarterly with an average of $1mil cash burn per quarter. No major events in the foreseeable future needing huge amounts of capital expenditure. Talk about a rug pull, wonder what the IMU HC threads will say about this placement 🍿 The only plus I see is IMU having now essentially doubled their cash position, the next CR should be YEARS away


Mutated_Cunt

> the next CR should be YEARS away Press X to doubt.


Calm_Lengths

Knowing my luck, IMU will probably throw another CR at me at the end of the year just to spite me


leapietope

Issa scam bru


Calm_Lengths

it's a shame this scam dream isn't going to make me money


leapietope

It surely make PH and his mates money


InterestingShow1112

Glad I didn’t topup after missing the June lows. Might join the queue at .18 🤞


Calm_Lengths

I'm probably going to wait and see if we hit the lows of 13c again


InterestingShow1112

That will be painful holding, but great buying. I check daily anyway so probably the safe bet.


Pure_Beautiful_395

Fuck me 175 million cash in bank. Leslie definitely playing the long game here but it does annoy me as a holder…. Hopefully I’ll get an order in at high teens I guess 🤒


Calm_Lengths

It's painful to watch :(


throw23w55443h

I'm guessing they are very confident in their drug and are preparing for production? I'm guessing also that they think their current SP is high and are cashing in.


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Andrew_Higginbottom

Just had a quick squiz at BEM.. With them chewing through $4mil per year with zero revenue ..and now talking of building a processing plant.. are they trying to go too big too quick? ..which is a recipe for disaster.


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Andrew_Higginbottom

Thanks for the run down :)


Texas_Tom

I'm also from the future and can confirm it won't do shit


Sloppy_moes

Me and my brother/degenerate are Gunna be day drinking in Melbourne today if anyone wants to get wasted and forget about their portfolio


lanpup

bahaha what a proposal! Solid, direct, and to the point. You going to that pub opposite the station where all the old alchos sit all day and kill themselves? Used to love that pub for an 8am beer on a rugby tour.


Sloppy_moes

Aye, if it's the first one we see, and there's other blokes inside who've also just sodden their pants I'm game.


UncleChunkz

Young and Jackson’s babyyyy.


lanpup

That's my boy.


AltruisticCurtains

US CPI data tonight. Expectations are signs it has peaked. If it comes in friendly as expected, rally continues.


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tremendous-titties

Why would this be good for commodities? I am retarded.


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tremendous-titties

Thanks


AltruisticCurtains

Interested to see what the rates rise will be off the back of CPI and whether expectations change. .75 expected for now, and I hate to say it, but probably "priced in" with at most a day of red followed by a relief rally... all assuming CPI is on track which I expect will be. If JPowell does .5.... well, we'll see.


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lanpup

>Going to execute GLN today now that I've checked future catalysts. buy or sell ?


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lanpup

Oh I agree 100% - Bought $100k off GLN a month ago. Its my replacement for the 3 sided shed stonk that I sold at 6 bags. I'm with you brother, at least for another couple of years.


AltruisticCurtains

I was reading an article in the Guardian about how the Fed should consider being less aggressive and thinking noooo, that's what got us in this mess: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2022/sep/12/the-fed-interest-rate-rises-us-inflation-unemployment-recession G'luck with the short term trades! Has been such a boring year for me sticking with long holds and cutting the swing trades.


Luxim_

Can someone please let me know which is the Super fund that let's you allocate a portion of your super to ASX300 companies?? Was it Australian Super??


DX6734D

It is honestly harder to find a super fund that doesn't let you invest in direct shares in the ASX300 than not.


Luxim_

Yeah fair enough. I think my old fund was taken over by sun super or something. I looked at it as a set and forget kind of thing, but now I'm thinking I want a little more control considering I have a decent amount in there.


DX6734D

Lel dammit, way to prove me wrong like immediately. Australian Retirement Trust (the new SunSuper and QSuper combined fund) is one of the funds that doesn't let you invest in direct shares. More confusingly the QSuper side of the fund does let you.


Luxim_

😂 cheers mate!!


InterestingShow1112

A few platforms let you do it, I dont know the specific details but Aus Super [https://www.australiansuper.com/investments/your-investment-options/member-direct](https://www.australiansuper.com/investments/your-investment-options/member-direct) and I know Superhero has it. I'm sure there is many others.


Luxim_

Thanks mate!!


raindog_

Musk building his own lithium refining plant: [https://electrek.co/2022/09/09/tesla-license-to-print-money-lithium-refining-factory-texas/](https://electrek.co/2022/09/09/tesla-license-to-print-money-lithium-refining-factory-texas/)


yippikiyayay

I read a quote somewhere that they were looking at companies with mines in Canada and Australia. are there any tickers apart from SYA that fit this bill?


nohorncap

The full musk rundown c/o the lovely simon: [https://twitter.com/sdmoores/status/1568909335283044354](https://twitter.com/sdmoores/status/1568909335283044354) So the big deal mentioned there is a graphite company next door, which is SYR :ASX: https://twitter.com/sdmoores/status/1568909345580060673?s=20&t=rw2omwIV6beXQFGqT8RWwA


uncle_stripe

CXO


yippikiyayay

Ahh yes, that old cheastnut.


autodidact31

Going through my watchlist. BOE price when added on 24/09/2021 $0.30 🥲 I'm not crying you're crying! 🍞🦆


imapassenger1

Yeah consolidated - it's about 20% up on that price - I bought around then at 30c.


throw23w55443h

They consolidated 8-1 in November, so its really $2.40


AntiCGT

From memory they had a consolidation.


BillyZaneTrain

Wasn't this before the consolidation?


Chainsaw308

If Lakey hits $1.50 this month i’m building a 3 sided shed in backyard!


UncleChunkz

Get your pals to put it on their blog and that’s a $2B MC operation.


Affectionate_Pea801

PLS just HAS to pull back today


goraxmac

No


coastie_trader

Lets get that fucking green fellas


Fluk3r

IVZ be kind to papa 🫠


Local-Captain6562

Took 800% on cxo and 300% on lke Time for Vegas


degenmaximus

Double the gainz from here…!


WeatherOutside

Please help. Retarted question. If dow goes up 1%, nasdaq goes up 2%. What does dow + nasdaq go up by % ? Can it be done or is the maths fucked as dow and nasdaq got different starting base lines.


Shoddy_Offer_5537

1% Dow is X value, 2% nasdaq is Y value. X+Y divided by the combined total of Dow and Nasdaq at opening is the combined increase.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

I cant even read this…….AND ive had my coffee so it aint that…..


NoDuffTrading

5.6% due to counting for inflation.


poptartape

Bro you need sleep


9aaa73f0

Im getting on the [GEAR](https://www.betashares.com.au/fund/geared-australian-equity-fund/), ive always wanted to try it, and i can give up anytime i like... I think easing geo-political concerns are more likely than not now in Ukraine, and it could bring some money back into the markets and drive another significant rally in the next months (not sure how long it will last).


BillyZaneTrain

Do you think if every human bottled all our farts we could use them to offset our energy costs by a significant amount? Coining the term 'Flatulence Offset' before it becomes a thing.


rattled1315

The power of the sun…. In the palm of my hand


LycheeLeading

What if we stopped using CO2 in softdrink and beer? Every bubble popping increases our emissions!


Crumpy88

If LRS' Kaolin fart mattress works we will have no need to use bottles


Biggunzmcgeee

I do know one thing if we did that for cows and sheep we would make a significant impact on GGE


Mysterious_Value_764

Going fishing 🎣. All global markets green. Lithium to the moon. Anyone got some tips on fishfinders, specifically Garmin Clearvu imaging.


wallyone123

Also have a lowrance. Annoys the fuck out of me as even slowish trolling speed it fucks up and can’t read depths etc. possibly transducer problem but been shit since I put it in brand new. Lucky I’m in FNQ and there’s fish everywhere. 🎣


kervio

Do you pop GTs at all? I'm mostly surface fishing which means the sounder is only for not hitting coral, and maybe the odd jigging adventure.


wallyone123

Not really after them but do get a few. Lots of coral trout and Spanish and big queenies and stuff trolling. Lost a monster tuna about 200m from the boat ramp last time I went out. Finger mark and some reds etc bait fishing. Boat motor needs some work but hoping to buy a new boat soonish.


kervio

Longtail tuna? Sounds glorious! We mostly chase GT and bonefish here but we get some spanish, reefies, coral trout etc. Tropical fishing is da bomb.


wallyone123

Not sure but I just checked google images and looks like them. Yeh I’m up in the gulf I don’t think I can fish anywhere else after this place.


kervio

I have a lowrance, they're pretty much all great these days. Pick your transducer carefully for the kind of stuff you do vs how deep it will be. What are you chasing?


Mysterious_Value_764

Chasing Tuna and Mackerel mainly. Might take to boat shop and get them to setup transducer. 👍


kervio

if it's in the bubble trail you'll get a tonne of noise. baically transducer needs to be positioned where there is a bit of the hull without a ridge, there's a tonne of youtube clips about this, and it's easy to stuff it up. You can tell if it's not right because you lose the bottom at slow speeds in shallow water. What did you catch today? my boat is being repaired :(


Mysterious_Value_764

Couple Blackall and Tailors. Was good day. 👍


BuiltDifferant

I’m mainly land based surf fisher. How accurate are those fish finders? If my stocks rally I may get a small boat!


Far_Unit9020

Crawling back into the ocean like an evolutionary autist 😂


BuiltDifferant

Just constantly devolving. I’ll be plinkton by years end.


Biggunzmcgeee

Just gonna listen to some Creed and fucken chill out aye


elputolo_ko

Hold me now, I'm 6k on the red and I'm thinking Maybe 6k aint so far down


Biggunzmcgeee

Haha, beautiful


Aggravating_Set980

Welcomee to thiss ASX.. were Fkn retardeddd 🎶 With assholes wide opehnn 🎶


Meh-Levolent

Nothing like Christian power rock to get the party started.


Biggunzmcgeee

I'd go more post grunge, Staph has always said they're not a Christian band


Webpage9

[gif](https://media0.giphy.com/media/87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX/giphy-downsized-large.gif)


BuiltDifferant

Biggest company in the world up a cool 3.8% Albermarle SQM down a cpl percent URNM minorly down We don’t always follow us lithium stocks though Lucid up Mesoblast cultist your mesoblast is up


sneakycutler

**Question for all**: ***Which non-ASX 200 company, in your opinion, has the best management team?***


SkernMannnn

I've been very impressed with IHL management. Deliver on all their goals on time so far and look to be making all the right moves Also, how many other teams have a guy that can fit 4 tennis balls in his mouth?


itsdankreddit

DW8 clearly.


raindog_

FFX THIS IS A JOKE.JPEG


prettyboiclique

all the ones I invest in (please god)


100BASE-TX

BBBY is down in the US, so prepare thyself for a bloodbath on all towel related stocks


Hot_Acanthocephala53

I dunno but this rally in the US looks a bit overdone and unsustainable. The fundamentals and outlook haven't changed


Particular_Love_8811

J Powell will change their outlook if they keep going.


Skyieses

US market up at ~1.00% however lithium isn't looking too strong, down, ~ -3%. Uranium looking a little flat with little movement


Markma1989

I have no more lithium and uranium in my pf anymore. Oil gas and iron ore are coming back.


LycheeLeading

What's this buy low sell high you speak of?


HotStockArt

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/xcd8ac/premium\_matte\_paper\_poster\_plsau\_pilbara\_minerals/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Webpage9

anyone remember the kettle chip flavours: honey. baked ham; and herb and spice? gots a craving for them 🤰🏾


FNMHero

Honey baked ham kettle chips with Chris' avocado dip.


throw23w55443h

US lithium and Uranium opened down despite all the indexes opening up.


sneakycutler

Damn, iron ore 62% is +13.17% 😳😨


nsjmas

Fuck it. Iron ore back to $200


Andrew_Higginbottom

You wish, I WISH..


sneakycutler

Hope so! Put a fuckload on it 🥹


EMHURLEY

For the contrarians out there, analysts reckon gold may be due a bounce. Here are their [tips](https://www.facebook.com/100044340673405/posts/637875537700463/?flite=scwspnss) should that pan out (warning: $1b mc boomer stocks inbound) I’ll stick with my $20m lithium penny thanks


Nevelo

>Analysts > >\[links to facebook\] 🤔 ”I don’t feel so good, Mr ASX” - my portfolio probably soon


EMHURLEY

It was spruiked on their FB page and carries the FB link across (Zuck’s gotta get his ad money) but it’s a LiveWire article


sneakycutler

😂


sneakycutler

Put in a sell order for WHC at $9.50 (to fund more dip-buying) #WhenHit?


EMHURLEY

Another month or so, I’ll be out in two max


sneakycutler

Inb4 hits in 2 days. It’s only a 10.4% increase from today’s close.


iphonetrader

I rang CommSec today to place a bet ahem I mean put an order in and they had removed me from being a CommSec one customer to being a regular joe customer without even a whiff of communication, has this happened to anyone else ever before ?


ScrimpyCat

Back to the casino main floor for you with the rest of the dregs of society.


PowerBottomBear92

Haha surely tomorrow is the day right waka gang.. can I get a waka.. a wa.. hello.. hello is this thing on


Educational_Peanut17

What’s waka waka?


PowerBottomBear92

An example of when dreams are not free


PowerBottomBear92

>Our SP should be above $2 right now. Things are getting pretty dire over on HC. Cannibalism soon.


lionsforlambos

IMU gang, what did you think about today's CR? Not a huge fan of more dilution, but hopefully new CFO has brought in some big dogs


Andrew_Higginbottom

NOTE: \*NOT ABOUT COVID POLITICS\* Just trying to predict the future, like the rest of us. If the emergency covid jabs turn out to cause longer term health issues, do you think companies like IMU will have their share prices tank?


Calm_Lengths

Honestly it's a going to be a kick to the teeth if they raise at a discount considering how much they still have in the bank. Expect a substantial buy in (>5% each) or a really well known biotech will be the only reasons why I remain bullish short term🥲


mezdawg69

I sold out at 23c so hoping its drops so i can buy back in under 20c


BeardFactory

Does anyone have a house with heated floors / is it worth it ? The only thing I’ll ever own is the lithium mine in my rental backyard but a beard can dream


Ruskiwasthebest1975

My understanding is takes a while to warm up and a while to cool down. Not great for ie melbourne and all seasons in a day shit. Also problematic if there is an issue causing damage you want spare matching floor of all types cos matching it a few years later wont work. Heck even the match wont fully match regardless due to aging. And running costs would be high since its heating the coldest part of the house. Its not something id personally do.


Go0s3

Not worth it unless you're in a place that is sub 10 degree max for 3 mths a year, or you plan to have tile for your entire house like in a horror movie hospital.


AureusStone

Underfloor heating is the best, but expensive. I have hydronic underfloor heating throughout my house, but the gas boiler died like 9 years ago and a heat pump replacement was going to cost like 20 grand to replace. I just use a couple of cheap split systems only now.


HMS--Beagle

Depends where you live but in the bathroom yes it is worth it.


Meaty0gre_

I did the electrical work in a 250m long heated driveway once lol. Some ultra rich fuck in queenstown. Jealous was not the word.


NoDuffTrading

That actually makes more sense though so you don’t have the scrape ice or shovel snow, I’d rather that than in the house


9aaa73f0

Very expensive to run, I've heard.


Meaty0gre_

Depends what type you get


besttesterer

I use socks like a poor hobo


-V8-

You probably put them on yourself too. Ya bum!


kervio

I might be reaching here, but does anyone remember back in the 90s (possibly?) there used to be this thingy on ya tv remote that you could press that showed all the stock prices? What was that called? It looked like shit, worse than commsec. edit: you guys are legends, thanks!


G7gotitwrong

That was the TAB race guide.


kervio

it had that too, and jokes and maybe closed captions...


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kervio

holy fuck it was going until 2009! Some poor bastard had to update this: https://imgur.com/a/pFO8mJP fucking thing when the rest of us had iphones and google already.


Meaty0gre_

I remember the soccer scores. Watch this haha. Going through every score from every pro/semi pro league in the uk. Took like 1 hour of this bloke reading scores out lol https://youtu.be/me8NzqIeUr4


litres-of-cum

I wasn’t sentient. I grew up on youtube not tv


mcfucking

Teletext (austext)


kervio

🦄


mcfucking

Majestic


Lucky_Particular8130

Was it teletext


WowVeryJosh

Don't forget to come visit me in the Banned Lands, [I'll be free just in time for Christmas](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQeIuytUNPJi0dVr1DFHgii6BCzT6Xr4AvfuA&usqp=CAU). The mods will hopefully let me do a guest post between now and then although there are rumours circling on the nature of the post already


lanpup

Boo watch the staircase while you’re in the badlands. He didn’t do it either.


PowerBottomBear92

Damn. One of the smartest people on here banned. Much like my herpes you'll be back in no time, seeya then


aj3806

Don't lie!! I saw the LRS HC lunatics talking about you this afternoon. Just be honest - you have boomer mates!


WowVeryJosh

Please tell me you're joking, or that I made the boomers angry That does explain someone replying to a 4 day old comment though 👀


kervio

https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/salinas-jorc-competitor-jorc-comparisons.6949064/?post_id=63653602 /u/jswyft got a shoutout too


WowVeryJosh

Let's just say I've got [something in the works](https://imgur.com/a/aIa4R2q) 👀 and that I am also possibly out of my depth


kervio

this is some next level arm chair geology, right here.


WowVeryJosh

Mr Swyft getting a little too comfortable on his throne


aj3806

Haha, I wish I was joking. JasonGray also watched you sleep and jerk off in the shower. He believes that Australia is 'full', that the instos are all in bed with the government/unions/ASIC, and the best years were the 70s. Go, go join them. Your funeral....


sneakycutler

What was the bet


mcfucking

[Bet here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/uc7ef3/premarket_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/i69esm9?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


kervio

you were not on the banned post? At least you'll be here to be disappointed in the limp santa rally that seems to be a yule time tradition of late.


WowVeryJosh

It's cause the cunts took so long to announce the results. I've been in ban purgatory for 138 fucking days, and now going away for 90


Skyieses

As if you're getting banned, we need you for the greater good. I volunteer as tribute !


WowVeryJosh

A man's word is his bond. Gotta do my time


SatansFriendlyCat

Well, we know you like *word*age, due to your prolific posting. Therefore, by publically avowing your adherence to the above maxim, you accidentally admit that you also hugely enjoy *bond*age. QED.


WowVeryJosh

Never a stranger to a good time.


BrettoStevens

It's crazy finding out the careers some people have in this sub like /u/letsburn00 is an O&G engineer, that is pretty fricking cool to me. Also question bro, are you pro fossil fuels cause if so then respect 🤝


sneakycutler

No offence Bretto, but how is that at all surprising? 😂 I’d be surprised in the inverse, if there were not much users in O&G industry (fossil fuels in general) given the stocks this sub talks about


SatansFriendlyCat

It makes the name so much better.


BrettoStevens

Inverse of what sorry, anti fossil fuel people do you mean? Cause if so I swear everyone in this sub talks about how much they hate fossil fuels and when I say I love them they hate on me


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BrettoStevens

Yeah you're probs right but finding out about it is cool


Hypertrollz

Well I don't want to flex but some people call me doctor or boss (if I buy them a ciggie or give em $10/-)


catch-10110

Don't be creepy.


litres-of-cum

Unemployed 😎


HMS--Beagle

Unemployed 😎


9aaa73f0

You dont get rich by working for people 😎