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cameltrowe

Just won $500 on the dogs, sling it into some sketchy crypto or continue my DCA journey on ASX200 on Monday ? 🤢


yothuyindi

not an Aussie stonk, but the yank ZIM shipping stock that I used to hold is now trading on a *0.6* P/E and providing an *86%* dividend yield 😅 i've never seen financials like that any time I can remember in the past


SatansFriendlyCat

Fucking hell. I remember you raving about it - what made you sell?


yothuyindi

mainly just wanted to take profits before end of financial year & that I decided I couldn't be bothered holding individual US stocks moving forward as too tiring to keep an eye on overnight


SatansFriendlyCat

Well, fair enough! Watching the money going up, and up, and up all night. Enough to give you vertigo.


Denominator_K

Madness isn't it. To think ZIM and RIVN can exist in the same market boggles the mind.


throw23w55443h

Yea it really makes me realise that I know sweet fuck all lol


throw23w55443h

Thats one wild year for them


throw23w55443h

ETFs are boring, but i just found out about GEAR - levereged index fund... Nice.


AureusStone

Rising interest rates and kangaroo market makes GEAR less good.


TypeJack

Mgmt Costs(% p.a.)0.80%. yikes


ringisdope

Wait until he finds out about double leveraged ETFs


throw23w55443h

Direct me plz


orpehthsuk

A days worth of free theta for those that sold options expiring on the 22nd


AltruisticCurtains

Hey, Albo is giving us a once off public holiday on Thurs 22 Sep to mourn the queen.


Webpage9

Guess I'll have to take the Friday off too 🤰🏾


Neither_Storage7619

Don’t make me cum


acenoix

ASX closed on Sept 22. So what am I going to do with myself on a public holiday without the casino.


kervio

That's a shame because it was earmarked as the day that your speccy stock was going to release that company making announcement everyone has been anticipating, but now it's probably going to be early 2023 at the soonest. Sorry about that.


ringisdope

Work and get paid double time and a half so you lose it all on "good friday"


Particular_Love_8811

More drama than the life of a teenage girl on here today.


Meaty0gre

My Facebook feed is pretty much LIV golf shenanigans and the Meghan Markle drama, no doubt seems like 99% just journalists concocting all sorts of stories with no regard for truthfulness at all 😂


Blisser_the_Sniff

Risking another handle if you have coffee


goonbagscoundrel

Next time on asx bets high...


PowerBottomBear92

Oof. While I did sell KFM for a bag a few months ago, it's still somehow painful to know it could have been a 4x-bag if I'd waited that little bit longer Offsetting losses is offsetting losses though Realised I started writing my KFM DD nearly 12 months ago to the day ahahaha if only I'd finished it


Butter-Brain

I recall stinky was on this


PowerBottomBear92

paging /u/Stinkyfatwhale


StinkyFatWhale

Hello. I think I bought just after their IPO and got bored even though I thought the project looked good. I maybe held for a month lol Was a long long time ago. Now all I have is IVZ and a dream


PowerBottomBear92

lol ps. Stay the fuck off my street corner if IVZ goes tits up


StinkyFatWhale

My dude. If IVZ goes tits up. I'm never leaving my parents basement


_revenant__

Anyone been able to get into an IPO? I imagine as a retail investor it would be hard to do so.


NotAnAsicSpy

I got into the FEG one earlier this year and did well, seemed pretty easy for even someone as retarded as myself


_revenant__

Nice. I tried to get into one last year. But the company would not even return my calls.


cameltrowe

I did and it pulled my pants down and fisted me, would not recommend


AureusStone

Look up the IPO listing schedule on the ASX website and follow the instructions. The best easy money IPOs usually get oversubscribed, so you only get a small allocation. Haven't done an IPO in a while, but lost money last time I tried.


_revenant__

That's always a risk. I Mean this this is a casino.


donkeyswan44

I got in on the ITM one at 20c, i did it on the first day of applications and got my full allotment.


_revenant__

Nice thanks a lot. Going to some research and see if I can get in on one.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Im lie down a bit. Message if anyone says something stupid. Stonk news I can catch up anytime


goonbagscoundrel

I have checked into the building. Ask me my opinions on stuff .


Blisser_the_Sniff

Should I go again or slide?


goonbagscoundrel

Chop, chop it up.


Denominator_K

>Message if anyone says something stupid Dont get too comfortable.


throw23w55443h

After watching the BLM approval guy for like 60 days, I think i am going to support my fellow human and buy $1k of AZL. Only so every time i see them comment I feel something.


Crumpy88

I'm a little bit over hearing about the Queen tbh


Dude_Chucks

Given we are STILL getting “scoops” from people who saw Diana from 9km away…


Meaty0gre

I bought a nice green pottery jug today for the table, broke the cunt before I got it home. Snapped the handle clean off. I’m sad. :(


Blisser_the_Sniff

Bright side, it wasn’t a cat


Mysterious_Value_764

Red day Monday confirmation 👍


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kervio

Solid parody, but your avatar stands out a bit too much to fully confuse the stupids. 8/10 bunnings sausages.


goonbagscoundrel

I could use a few bunnings sausages tbh. Mentally exhausted.


No_Rain3020

Having a joint account was your first mistake


El_Nuto

Haha we've all been there, plates have been thrown and I learnt to duck dive and dodge


nohorncap

Can I suggest getting out of the other side of the bed on monday? “didn’t even do anything THIS TIME” *sighs* “gonna empty the joint account” *double sighs* human beans 🫘, relationships and the concept of joint banking accounts (and oh god EMAIL ADDRESSES), and marital bliss = wtf.


Mysterious_Value_764

Atta boy


goonbagscoundrel

Dude. Take your fucking medication.


nohorncap

and yr own advice? 💊


Meaty0gre

Don’t tell me what to do


goonbagscoundrel

I've got a meaty ogre for you right here


goonbagscoundrel

He's out of control. Do not engage him


Meaty0gre

I’m not talking to me ever again


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sneakycutler

neither


Meaty0gre

Both


rattled1315

Curled around the toilet bowl while I violently throw up my $17 falafel. At least the bathroom tiles are cold on my head


El_Nuto

Bearish


rattled1315

Vomit is green though..


El_Nuto

Bullish


Meaty0gre

17$ falafel? I’d be eating that again from the toilet it’s that expensive


rattled1315

This is why I’m broke


Mysterious_Value_764

Agree. Would have been swallowing as that shit tried to escape my mouth.


9aaa73f0

Seems Russia is falling back in many directions, could drive the market monday. Still cant see the market play, its not going to change the energy situation in Europe in the short term, so its not going ease inflation pressure.


stonefree251

Weapons manufacturers? Western nations are pumping so much materiel into Ukraine.


9aaa73f0

Looking for an investment for when the conflict ends. Im sure weapon sales will increase in the long term, but i expect the war was fully priced in a long time ago. Perhaps consumer cyclical in Europe, people might relax their purse strings if they can see an end, or at least the recovery beginning. But the reality of inflation might haunt such expectations.


Alkazard

Yes, love it. The classic US "We'll loan you money on the condition you use it to buy our weapons" play. Fund their own economy and get interest off it. So thoughtful and selfless


Webpage9

Tied local aid to using Australian engineers was a hallmark of the Howard guvment


BrettoStevens

Was going to say this on R U OK day but reddit mobile was down but yeah it had to be a green day otherwise we could sue the ASX because if it went negative it would make everyone's day not OK and would contradict the point of the day


88xeeetard

I'm overseas indefinitely. I still got some GB on my Woolies plan. If someone has a Woolies plan, dm me your number and I'll give it all to you.


ringisdope

That's very nice of you, why the permanent move?


88xeeetard

Retired @ 35, lean FI/RE style and living overseas in the 3rd world cause it's cheaper and the surf is better/less crowded. I'll be back at some point in the distant future though for my son's sake. Australia is still the lucky country.


kervio

Brah, how's the barrels?


88xeeetard

They'll be good soon, from Dec - Mar it's barrel time where I'm going for the next month for 6 months. 🤙🤙


kervio

If I was to FIRE it would be the fly fishing version of this.


Neither_Storage7619

Nice , what’s the new local ?


88xeeetard

Looking around a few countries in South/central America over the next couple of years to see where to settle.


El_Nuto

Nice work mate which country I am also 35 and did the same in Philippines at 30. Came back to aus cause my parents are old but might just go back.


88xeeetard

Looking around a few countries in South/central America over the next couple of years to see where to settle.


BillyZaneTrain

6 month epic Europe trip is at a close unfortunately. Have had a fucking blast, with Iceland being the highlight. Definitely recommend to everyone and anyone: if you're in a rut in life - go and do it. Life is too short. Keen to come home though. I'll finally be back in the right time zone for trading, and you know what that means? Making absolutely fucked calls with my money, terrible quasi-geology advice for others, and complete dickhead jokes in the daily yet again. See you all back in the thick of it soon cunts.


UncleChunkz

Fucking love Iceland. Safe travels pal.


haarp1

did you go to Slovenia/ Croatia? or (west) Ukraine?


BillyZaneTrain

I did go to Slovenia (loved Bled), and Croatia (went all over). Awesome time except for getting the Rona in Croatia


Atzzie

Was Iceland stupidly expensive?


BillyZaneTrain

Fuel is like $4 a litre, and half a kilo of chicken was around $15. Beer is plenty cheap though. Especially Faxe (actually a Danish brew)


mo2704

What did you like about Iceland?


BillyZaneTrain

Frothed the landscapes. I'm actually a geologist, albeit a shit one, but I blew my load over the beautiful views every bloody day haha. Gorgeous country.


Alkazard

The hotdogs ofc


BillyZaneTrain

That fuck off weird brown sludge ketchup which looks like blood and pus mixed together still gives me the heebie jeebies


StinkyFatWhale

I found a relatively untouched apple balancing on a storm water grate on the way home tonight. Things are finally looking up for old stinky .#healthyeating


Blisser_the_Sniff

So you just take shit now, what next a car, pirate a videotape?


StinkyFatWhale

You wouldn't steal a bear?


Denominator_K

Pro tip: there's grocery stores that have hundreds of apples just laying around, all of which are totally free as long as you can run faster than the cops


Doomkoon4648

Just go to Woolies and grab one of them Free Bananas for children haha do it all the time.


destined2bepoor

I see so many mums walking around eating grapes at my supermarket. I'd be too scared I'd get caught!


Doomkoon4648

I guess there's a stage in ur life when being flung off to the slammer is less traumatic then going home to a bunch of yelling yard apes.


StinkyFatWhale

Ye. I'm fat lol


zorowins

Not if you start eating apples and running from the coppas


Denominator_K

or swim in your case


Smooth_Bison20

Anyone got some sub 10c lithium explorer/miner tickers for me to look into? Already on LPD, AZL, ASN, CXO


kakapo1204

LRD 8M marketcap, very low SOI. Expecting approval of mining exploration in WA in a few weeks, right next to CXO. Could be with a punt


Mysterious_Value_764

A gentleman that isn't afraid of a few billion shares on issue. I like the cut of your jib.


sneakycutler

Do you know what sub you're on? Of course we fucking do.


Meaty0gre

I’d be more shocked if he asked for a stock above 10c


iphonetrader

MQR - recently JVed with MIN Currently ripping out 1000m core samples from Clayton Valley Nevada for assays which look to be hitting aquifers deep brine lots to like


Party_Theory_572

Keen on this one, will start to get some momentum now


Yevgeny_Trouserkoff

WR1 is fairly fresh, some potential, MC about 44m, but trading at 32c. If it fucks up, you can say Winsome, Losesome.


Baked_Potato22

Check out ANL seems like something you'd be interested in. Very low share price can buy lots.


mackoa12

Still working out if this is a meme or not


Baked_Potato22

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/ri67mn/_/


Bl4ckhamm3r

Also share price is irrelevant.. Look at marketcaps


StinkyFatWhale

No no Shhhhh Let him have this


Bl4ckhamm3r

Im in deep on LPM. Bordering cxo. Rc drilling program of 10,000m running concurrently to a 1800m diamond hole drilling campaign. First hole has hit a 43m intercept of pegmatite.. Best thing? Theyre expanding on shallow holes drilled in 2017 which hit 12m @1.4% and 18m @0.69%. So its the most risk/reward there is, Also a very big upside is 97m shares in circulation with marketcap of 68m.. Best part? 54m shares are locked in escrow for another 1.5 years... So there may be a massive run.. News due anyday for holes 2&3 and assay results soon there after.. I think its very plausible to hit $1.50-2 in a couple months from current 70c SP


nohorncap

“So its the most risk/reward there is” ah, guessing not, because which company has: - a nearology play with PLS, MIN, and GL1 - a market cap of 10M - mined resources stolen from them - recent change in management - name that sucks dogs balls - 52 wk share price: - 15% - 1 week share price: +9% You gonna pull up a chair at that table in the casino?


Bl4ckhamm3r

Sorry I meant like best upside potential at this point in the process of exploration. Not the most risk haha. So best risk level/reward at this stage in the game. Eg one hole drilled with "43m pegmatite" and no visual estimate of spodumene other than statement by management saying "which have visually validated the historical spodumene-bearing pegmatite system at Depth" So the hole was placed drilling 50m below the historical hole drilled in 2017 that returned grades of 12m at 1.4% and 18m @ 0.69% so average of 30m intercept around 1% which is great size and reasonable grade average but what this does is significantly de-risk this project for the stage at which its at So current marketcap at 70m but 54/97m shares in circulation are in escrow for 1.5 years so the upside potential is far better as really less than half of the shares are potentially being traded at MOST. SO essentially what I was saying was this is the best upside potential with the least risk at this stage of the process but this stage of the process is usually risky asf but this histroical data mitigates that somewhat. Anyway.. I am 400,000 shares deep on this and am either severely retarded or making a good choice


stumbled_here

I watched their recent presentation from the New World Metals. They're going to have really aggressive drilling for the next few months and scheduled to have a JORC out March next year for their Bynoe project. CATL holds 9% as well from IPO.


nohorncap

Given that you no doubt know who else is invested who knows about such things, I like your chances at that betting table :)


alllrandom

QXR


jtrulerededit

MRR


WowVeryJosh

Why sub 10c, that doesn't make any sense Give us a market cap range, your personal risk tolerance (i.e. do you like Africa and other 3rd world countries) and I'll throw a heap of dogshit your way


Doomkoon4648

Because sub 10c u can buy more obviously....haha


WowVeryJosh

I can already tell this person's risk tolerance is overleveraging money they cannot afford to lose


Smooth_Bison20

Haha thanks for your assessment champ, it’s paid off for me so far with CXO and ASN but maybe I should have gone with one of your great DD’s like Dusk 😂😂


WowVeryJosh

> champ Maybe HauteCopper is more suited to you if my words hurt your feelings. Great little echochamber they've got going on there where you might just fit in


Alkazard

No no, you have it all wrong. Buying cheaper shares means they don't need to spend as much money to get rich. How can they possibly lose?


WowVeryJosh

Is buying at 0.001c and selling at 0.002c infinite free money?? You can't lose


NoDuffTrading

TMB not sub 10c but sub 10mil MC


fruit4free

Not sub 10c but check out ESS.


Technical_Ad_2168

Which super funds let me choose my stocks


TypeJack

Self managed!


Technical_Ad_2168

Im not a rich dude, only 60k in there


scorpio_

https://www.canstar.com.au/superannuation/direct-investment-options/


Technical_Ad_2168

Thanks mate


Blisser_the_Sniff

Maybe hedge by letting them trade your super for you over time and play with cash. I’m gonna win the market 100% can’t loose but eggs and baskets and all that shit. Wait, forgot, my ideas need sober review. Delete move on


reptings

Maybe ignorant question, I haven’t been on here much in the last few months and I know the reporting is much worse than it is in other nations but… Does anyone know of platforms that scrap for Federal government members (primarily MP’s and senators) trades? I know there’s plenty in the US but I have limited time on my hands on a daily basis and don’t want to spend my nights dealing with the US markets and international brokers if I can help it.


FrankGrimesss

Honestly the only MPs with real inside knowledge are the ministers, and ministers are hamstrung in what they can trade by conflict of interest laws AFAIK.


scorpio_

Don't know about platforms, but there's [this](https://www.aph.gov.au/Senators_and_Members/Members/Register) if you want to have a dig through. Don't expect any Pelosi style rockets though, best Auspol can do for ya is -90% if you invested in EOS when we found out Barnaby bought it.


kervio

Barnaby owns appen lol... 100% posts here under an alt - hi Barno, what's your picks for 2023?


reptings

Yeah well I wouldn’t touch anything that angry angry tomato bought


nohorncap

an angry angry tomato? huh. I always thought of him as being more of a sexist, racist, homophobic, climate change and sexual harassment denying pickled beetroot myself.


reptings

Yeah but he has high as fuck blood pressure so I always thought he looked like a tomato


nohorncap

yeah, but blood pressure + not being able to string a sentence together and fuck knows what else due to alcohol, so pickled beetroot. whichever, we're both on a winning run by comparing him to vegetables. At least they have fibre.


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No_Rain3020

I just throw a dart at my tablet whatever it hits I choose costing me a fortune in tablets🤣


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Glad im not the only one!! Did that last week wasted HOURS and HOURS researching to come up with bupkis


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Ruskiwasthebest1975

🤣


Calm_Lengths

Maybe the key to finding 10baggers is to find out which Becky stock sells bags... Can't go tits up right? 🤡


ewanelaborate

Lol CTT😐 I should mention I'm just looking at 10-20% trades right now.


Calm_Lengths

Haha I'm also looking for 20% gains but not specific to Becky stocks... that said, maybe CTT is worth a swing trade (but I haven't checked the charts) Taco was bullish on LOV but they've run hard already


ewanelaborate

Oh please do me the honour and check both the share price and chart.


Calm_Lengths

Holy shit, it's gone up 50% already in the past 3 to 4 days... Maybe buying a bag selling business was the smarter play!


Nevelo

Gauld


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Nevelo

DXY vs XAU vs S&P 1984-1988 and 2000-2004.


AureusStone

Lithium?


ewanelaborate

I traded AKE recently, but now the RSI and MACD are off the charts. So its crowded, prone to a large fall or simply just running out of steam. I get the fundamentals are china's brines going off-line. PLS is at a P/E of 17. Pretty rare for a miner unless it's the beginning of a cycle. AKE is the same. If Memes and risk on come back into play then LKE and CXO may squeeze higher. But I figure if I was to have a crack atm GLN would be my chioce ( how ever I haven't checked catalysts). The shakiness in USD this week means commodity prices re inflate. So if anything atm I'd put my money on IO and CU instead for short term gains. Along with Chinese stimulis and stocks oversold I'd think you can do better here. $BECKY looks appealing. Say consumer demand doesn't fall in discretionary products and demand remains high. Currently you have names like JBH at a P/e-8 with room to test the highs. DSK (already hold anyway) pe-7 again same situation and MHJ P/E- 8 same situation.


kervio

I'm starting to add to BECKY holdings for the first time in a long time, but... margin squeeze is the counterpoint thesis to my "you go gurl" vibes 💅 Edit: PLS forward P/E should be a lot lower than 17... If they do $1.5b profit this year that's still less than 10 and exchange rate is favourable, just gotta keep costs down. Huge question marks on 2023/4 lithium price though.


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kervio

I don't mind if you reply to a comment 6 months after I write it, don't feel any burden to reply if life is crazy! On PLS, they have $700m in the bank, did $560m aud profit on an average price of $2382usd which is less than half the current lithium price (hovering around 5100usd) and all of the extra is profit other than royalty fees because costs are fixed. They're also increasing production... so if we take their last year shipped amount (361035) and then apply 5k usd revenue (7283aud) less costs of about 600aud, you get 361035 * 6683 = $2.4b they have some tax credits but fuck it times by 0.7 for tax = $1.7b The flaws in this are that the number shipped was lower than 6% and therefore subject to a slightly lower price, I am not sure, but I think they have some offtake pricing, and of course there's no guarantee lithium prices will stay high... but it looks like a banger of a year coming, and if they start paying divvies, well... I've seen what boomers do when divvies are promised. get some sleep! Hope you feel better tomorrow, sucks being wrecked from work to the point that you can't really enjoy the evening.


AureusStone

It does seem like a good time to sell AKE, but Lithium keeps surprising me. I think the explorers are probably the best pick right now. LKE has a huge market cap now, so any signs that they can't achieve their big claims could lead to a big drop. BECKY could be alright, but only looking at stuff with some decent momentum. MHJ looks good, but don't know anything about their business.


ewanelaborate

When has any reality stopped LKE. Don't use your logic here. Any hint of risk on and that thing will move. I actually expect a pretty big 2 green days coming.. Before getting absolutley hammered on Powell's words Wednesday if I've got my economic calender right.


check_meat

The more you know the less you know.


rsoule878

No one else does either Ewan. Very hard to find the next ten bagger.


_revenant__

Try DLC or ANL


destined2bepoor

Nigh on impossible for me


rsoule878

There is maybe ten of them a year. You gotta watch, research and hunt. Not trying to pump but CYM in next 12 to 24 months might get there.


destined2bepoor

10 X 10 baggers a year? I must get around with my eyes closed! Just one would be life changing for me !


rsoule878

LKE, MAY, PLS, ASN. Ive only 10 bagged on LKE this year at ATH, got 10 on MAY on my 2c buy in at ATH but added so don't count. Those are some that have kicked more than a few goals this year. GXY is a ten bagger and have been in and out on its climb from low 60c and sold and brought again and now AKE at $15-$16. Dont hold PLS but a few here have 10 bagged on it. ASN 10 bagged for a couple autists this week. They are out there.


Fruityboy

Been a good day so far still sitting on +0.11!


zorowins

Managed to not lose money.


Zera222

forgot to transfer money to my CDIA (commsec) before my t2 settlement, has this happened to to anyone before? who should I call to avoid late fees or them selling my shares?


Mission_Term7352

Fuck your too late, You will have to pay the $100 Tom tax, the prick has had lunch on me a few times.


captainblue01

Same thing happened to me I misread accounts and thought it was in the right account just call them and they should waive it if it's the first time


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Call Tom, mention Barry's name.


ringisdope

Might want to do it now if you value your knees


Markma1989

What’s the target of this interest rise ? 10% ?


Calm_Lengths

Market says 4%, some banks think 3.8% but it's all crap cause the RBA is in charge and P.Lowe ain't going to stop for no one


Markma1989

Housing market is most likely to drop much more if it hits 5%. Who would want to pay extra money to mortgage. It’s better to just hold cash for now.


Calm_Lengths

If we hit 5%, I'm almost better throwing my hard earned into a HISA and go full Ausfinance...


Bl4ckhamm3r

LPM to hit $1 next week if overdue news lands. Leaky ship and up 30% last week. Someone knows some gooood news is on the way


bleh321

Leaky ship usually means it drops hard when the Ann hits unfortunately


Bl4ckhamm3r

Didnt last time but ive been watching the volume and initially last announcement it was $800 000/day before announcement. We havent had any massive spikes like that so i think maybe management realised the market was well aware some shenanigans went down. But I just base my investments on marketcaps and results so short term fluctuations dont bother me


poptartape

Is anyone else at this kids birthday party?


Instantly-Regret

Fuck. You too? Mirabelle from Encanto just turned up.


poptartape

Super Sally the magician showed up at here


Instantly-Regret

How super?


kervio

It's the worst, hey.