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wookace

⬆️5.9% LKE and LTR doing gods werk


Far_Unit9020

You love to see it! 🥂


lionsforlambos

Barely got any work done today just hitting refresh on commsec and admiring LTR


colliric

Nice day fellas! Almost Everything was up!


shitredditsays01

Including my PEN 🍆


sneakycutler

shitredditsays


shitredditsays01

sneaky


Lipid-BBQ-Duck

AW1 going down 10% on the 57m @ 2.5%Cu. Wow, surprise surprise


auskier

CXO.. more like CXGOOOO what a fuckn shit post..


WeatherOutside

Should hit $2 tomorrow


auskier

Oofft level off the charts. I'd happily take a month ban if we hit $2 tomorrow.


Crumpy88

I’ll bet you that it doesnt


Calm_Lengths

Is this something for mcfuckles to settle? 🤔 🦄


mcfucking

👀


Crumpy88

Month ban if CXO hits $2 tomorrow Easy money


mcfucking

Looks like your opponent has declined. Want to go it alone or nah?


Crumpy88

Bit of a joke bet TBH, not worth your time


mcfucking

No drama 👍


WeatherOutside

I cant do ban bets going into the Santa rally period. I will die without my reddit.


Yoga_Douche

I have trust issues since I started investing on ASX.


WowVeryJosh

Upvote if you think lithium keeps powering. Downvote if rug pull is incoming and today's green day was orchestrated by BIGINSTO™ to set everyone up for false hope on R U OK day Comment if you bought today or have some other dumb thoughts to add to my own


Secondary92

The only thing getting pulled is my dick


anomaly256

Here’s a thought for you. Unsure if dumb thought or just regular shower thought: Every time you swim in a public swimming pool, the water that crosses your lips has touch countless other peoples’ buttholes. Enjoy


WowVeryJosh

Who is to say my lips don't already touch countless buttholes 👁️👄👁️


DrizzyDradle

It's a good point. Also, the air that fills your nose, throat and lungs has been inside of someones butthole


Mayijoinyou

Makes flying so glamourous


Webpage9

I never downvote something unless it is requested, so ere ya go 🤰🏾


danzan22

Waka waka


Dude_Chucks

Gentle Waka’s for now, still >60m shares to clear 😭


Stunning_Blackberry

Where are you getting that number from?


Dude_Chucks

Just a guesstimate my guy; 25M moved early this week, strong though decaying volumes since


Stunning_Blackberry

56m this week on asx, total I think I saw 78 somewhere. Not all will be placement shares though. But on the other hand, not all placement shares will be flipped. So yeah, hard to tell.


scrnk4

AKE 🔥 pays to be a producer in a rising EV market.


Doomkoon4648

First day in Months Ndpr prices have been green.


Calm_Lengths

Is this the beginning of the RE bull run....


Big_Package2650

Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?


Calm_Lengths

It's a known problem unfortunately. At least the wife's boyfriend helps to smooth things out with the mrs


singinglike

@ASX Give me money. Money me! Money now! Me a money needing a lot now


Mitchuation

Sydney domestic $17 dollars a pint. Fuck me dead. Some cunt bring a carton of super dry and we will drink in the car park.


rattled1315

Mate my local sells pints of Carlton for $8 and the pub a suburb across charges $14


raindog_

Where did you end up parking your car?


Mitchuation

Near a train station. Won’t say which one because I’m a paranoid cunt. Train was the go 👍👍


Webpage9

train to the airport... another rip off thanks to the privatised station 🤰🏾


Mitchuation

100%


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Mitchuation

I had one because it had to be done but I’m only going to have like one or seventeen more.


Riskytraderrob85

If you've had a second then it's 17... Hard to stop after the second but harder to call it at just one


Sharp_Pride7092

Don't move to Perth then.


Calm_Lengths

>Attorney-General Mark Dreyfus has been accused of a possible breach of the ministerial code of conduct. The register of members’ interests reveals Dreyfus’ self-managed super fund holds shares in Greencape Wholesale Broadcap fund, which invests in a range of companies listed on the Australian share market. Greencape is, in turn, the largest shareholder in Omni Bridgeway with just over 9 per cent of shares – or about $100 million worth – and Omni Bridgeway bills itself as the “global leader in litigation financing” and is a large litigation funder in Australia. So first we had Kylea Tink buying into oil stocks with the story of insider activism depsite getting elected on the back of "going green" and climate action. Next in line is Dreyfus (pronounced Doofus). Will either outperform Barnaby's corruption attempt on EOS?


DrizzyDradle

>Kylea Tink Her explanation was pretty fkn funny/insane: *“In early 2021,” she claimed, “****I was looking at ways I could make change across the environmental space and I purchased small shareholdings in a number of companies where I felt shareholder activism may be a way to both better understand the entities involved and potentially exert pressure from within to drive reform****.”* *For instance, “****Beach Energy was chosen to provide me with insight into how they were proceeding with oil and gas exploration … it is often only from working within that change can be driven****.”*


icanhasanonymity

What in the fuck


Calm_Lengths

🤣 never gets old reading it


DX6734D

I'm a.) retarded, b.) an unashamed Labor shill, but where even is the breach? Says it right there he is invested n the Greencape Wholesale Broadcap *fund* specifically. Omni Bridgeway isn't even in the 10 holdings of that fund (lowest of the top 10 Santos at 2.73% of the fund overall).


Calm_Lengths

Honestly its not really a breach, its just the liberal opposition have a poke to see if they can make a mountain out of a mole hill. I just like seeing if any of the politicians are "good investors" thanks to their smart capabilities and intuition OR if its thanks to some "inside information" or if they are really just retards like the rest of us


Webpage9

>just the liberal opposition have a poke to see if they can make a mountain out of a mole hill. yet they say the Guvment isn't focused on cost of living and bread n butter issues... PS if they so concerned about transparency and being accountable - why they against a federal anti-corruption and integrity commission? 🤰🏾


DX6734D

It does seem like they are chucking shit at the wall to see what sticks. But this is a biiiiiig stretch, it is the equivalent of saying I'm invested in Apple because I hold ASIA fund, which is run by betashares, and betashares invests in Apple.


Calm_Lengths

Definitely don't disagree with this More interesting is the fact that its the same Liberals who have been caught with their pants down in the past on corruption like the [carparks for train stations scheme where there aren't even train stations.](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.smh.com.au%2Fpolitics%2Ffederal%2Fformer-judge-labels-660-million-car-park-fund-corruption-20210721-p58bo3.html)


DX6734D

Yeah got laugh at Libs/Nats bringing up shit like this given their history for doing much more egregious shit basically every second day.


Far_Unit9020

Next we'll hear the GG sold out of BPH right before Scomo's announcement of PEP11 🤣


Calm_Lengths

We need u/wastemorning to redo their indepth analysis of pollies and their holdings


stromyoloing

Any bravetards buying today?


Skyieses

Tried this new diet of spodumene for every meal, I've never felt so happy and energetic


auskier

I dont know. I would have thought it would make you feel a bit... green.


Zaccyjaccy

Bull trap today?


stromyoloing

Its a trap alright, just don’t look down and keep humping


Murranji

If so consider me trapped.


yothuyindi

people asked the same thing a few weeks ago # NO ONE KNOWS


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Zaccyjaccy

That fucker Barry knows. He always knows


Particular_Love_8811

My market plans were super today. I got to Woolies and found it rather mediocre.


sneakycutler

Bullish on WOW


Particular_Love_8811

Not much in the WOW factor either.


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Mayijoinyou

Me! Up 45% on it - happy days


BeardFactory

PF is down 7% today, someone please roll me into my grave


cohex

How TF


AureusStone

The joys of biotech.


skullofregret

What are your worst performers?


sneakycutler

Make this man a mcfuckin Mod. Now.


mcfucking

👀


yippikiyayay

The volume on SYA is bonkers


Aggravating_Set980

And to think entry to the asx200 is just kicking off now.. Epic for the autists that held always called SYA and PLL being big guns in 2023.


throw23w55443h

Isn't it on the 19th?


Aggravating_Set980

Yup! Hoping for a big build up til then... and SYA has stayed quiet for a while, LKE had cracker Ann’s when they joined the top200 ! Expecting much similar results!


HideTheT2BarryComes

having 8 billion shares on issue will do that


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throw23w55443h

Which stock?


elputolo_ko

Is it lame to pierce your ears at 31? Asking for a m8


shitredditsays01

RUOK?


sneakycutler

lmao i laughed way too hard at this


litres-of-cum

It’s not lame but make sure you get it on the left side. And provided your a male get your knob done at the same time. Two birds one stone.


mechengguy93

Albert is my favorute prince


anomaly256

It’s lame not to


Crumpy88

Not if you get the gold Nike tick studs


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sneakycutler

This is the way. Also, don’t listen to litres-of-cum, if it wasnt already obvious


admorris83

TYX having another great run. Seems to have benefited from the exposure from Next Investor’s recent report. I mentioned them a few weeks ago here and got shot down for mentioning their drill results mistakenly instead of rock chip samples. I stand corrected on that but wasn’t wrong about them being undervalued. Worth a look for a sub $100m MC lithium explorer.


enigmaticbeardyman

RIO looks tempting. Bought some a few weeks ago at $95 as a long term play. It sitting there in low 90’s is making me trigger happy.


litres-of-cum

Love that movie


enigmaticbeardyman

Jessie Eisenberg’s best film. He was great in The Social Network and Zombie-land but RIO, he fucking shone like a bright light. Don’t get me started with his portrayal of Lex Luther though. His performance reminded me of the ASX. Up and down like a madman.


Calculated-Punt

☢☢ of all the ASX uranium stocks, Deep Yellow (DYL) seems to casually fly under the radar. No bs marketing, no bs interviews or paid pumps and no real wider coverage. Yet they grow at a nominal 1-2% on an average green day. I would almost say they're boring to hold if you get off on waiting for asx announcements. But somehow sitting in the back corner of my portfolio they have passed over a full bag (avg.of $0.56 buy) and now make up 25% of my total portfolio value. Thpugh still too early too trim profits and redistribute. In Borschoff and his moustache we trust ☢✊


Norin_Radical

Hey Punt just wanted to say thanks for the insight into Nuclear, I got into DYL over a year ago because of you 👍😁


rhythm34

Got my DYL buy-in down to 54c with some lucky timing on vimy merger arbitrage. My only U holding now so I've got a lot riding on that moustache. Bit of key man risk, it's a big bet on a portly 77 year old not having a heart attack in the next few years 😬


Jason_Tail

Since I got given a whole bunch from the VMY merger they have been a blessing. I haven't worked out exactly my average but it must be around 78c or thereabouts. So even since reviewing the shares im up a really solid amount.


bkns356

i also recently sold LOT for DYL. fingers crossed I made the right call


sneakycutler

_No paid pumps_ - the paid pumper


Calculated-Punt

If you know someone that's meant to be paying me can you please let me know, as I'd like to collect some cheques


here2FuckSpiders2

$SYA .. plz.. I gotta work to do.


Cuong_Nguyen_Hoang

Meanwhile SMR continues to disappoint me, as always in the past month...


sneakycutler

Is anyone else invested in GT1?


AppleSalty2916

LKE you fucking beautiful thing


Hot-Shock-4554

Sayonaaaaaaa 😍 I’ve so much unrealised gains in this stock but so much faith there’s more to come. Can’t bring myself to sell any.


agency-man

I got 1 bag with 110k shares, holding to $1? Lol


Hot-Shock-4554

I’ve got 10 bags on my initial investment as of today 🤩 Too bad I didn’t have the guts to throw more at it then.


agency-man

Nice, it’s always like that haha


yippikiyayay

Keep going daddy 🥵


Aggravating_Set980

Not sure if snobby of me but the one thing I hatee about this game.. when my stocks are green asf and I think I’m a god-tier intellectual at picking, then I check and the whole sector is running +10% on almost every share blindly, no ann’s nothing.


destined2bepoor

Also a quick shout out to all those that sent an award my way yesterday! I don't know what they do, but I see I can pass them on so will do so as it goes. We're a pretty good bunch of people here. Don't change lads and ladettes. 👍 Legends the lot of ya! 🚀🚀🚀


mo2704

On Tuesday I sold out of PLS and I've just sold all my LKE. I feel naked.


sneakycutler

>On Tuesday I sold out of PLS and I've just sold all my LKE. I feel like a retard. I fixed it for you. You belong here with us. Home.


Mitchuation

You should feel rich, nice wins there. Save enough for the tax man 👍


myabacus

ASN on my watch list 🤪


Rb_Racer

i did a t+7ty a few months back and comsecccks sold on me half of my ASN to cover my tardddyness


myabacus

Do you still get the $100 penalty too?


Rb_Racer

most probably tom wouldn't miss an opportunity to twist the knife a little more.


Razorzej

A bit late!


myabacus

Well it's been there for a month. Just one of a dozen


sneakycutler

Friends, is there a good app that provides live commodity prices?


poptartape

Commsex [like this?](https://imgur.com/a/GFqN8nO)


lanpup

I use this https://tradingeconomics.com/commodities


DX6734D

Fuck, good times to be long Kraft Pulp futures


sneakycutler

I use tradingeconomics, but I want it as an app. I dont think they have one. u/poptartape Commsec doesnt have a comprehensive list


Calm_Lengths

Try the [investing.com](https://investing.com) app That's decent but you need to create a watchlist for the commodities you want info on


poptartape

Yeah it’s the bare bones I agree


Trupinta

How people decide that say ASN MC is X amount? Do they actually read announcements?


WowVeryJosh

Share price * shares on issue


Trupinta

Yeah, nah. I mean how ppl decide that buying at 40c is worth it


Mutated_Cunt

Its just the vibe


captain007

Spin a wheel pretty sure


kervio

It's reported live on asx website and other tools.


poptartape

What


litres-of-cum

[ASN video meme i made](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/x8qier/tom_convinces_me_to_fomo_into_asn_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit: 4 upvotes, it was not worth it


Riskytraderrob85

Mate I've enjoyed it a few times - all you need is one person and it's worth it


Neither_Storage7619

Yeah the bulls


kervio

I know I am a bit late to the party here sirs and madames as I had a busy morning at work, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT ASN


scorpio_

Didn't check the PF all day - came online to see +10% between ASN and RNU options. Madness.


kervio

+5% for me


shitredditsays01

MAY won the lottery and struck lightning...hah


SatansFriendlyCat

Next week - oil contact. Followed by lightning contact which ignites the oil field.


Call_me_a_noober

When is the next PLS bmx auction?


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sneakycutler

Eh? Aren't they all pre-scheduled


throw23w55443h

I guess the answer to if DGL was at the bottom yet a few days ago - yes it was. +12% and +8% in 2 days. That said, I think its still a very big risk at this price, my expectations were it would hit $1.


everchanges

I bought in a few days ago. Up 16% at the moment, but I don't think it'll hold for the immediate future. Hoping to get a half bag and sell off.


rsoule878

LKE not to be outdone has decided on late arvo jog. Go you good thing.


sneakycutler

**TLDR from Phillip Lowe (RBA) not too long ago: Rate rises will likely continue but also likely at a slower pace.** \[Below's an extract from AFR article\] *Delivering his annual Anika Foundation address, Dr Lowe reiterated his previous message that more rate rises would be needed to bring inflation under control, but suggested the central bank board could be near the point of slowing the pace of rate rises.* *“We are conscious that there are lags in the operation of monetary policy and that interest rates have increased very quickly. And we recognise that, all else equal, the case for a slower pace of increase in interest rates becomes stronger as the level of the cash rate rises,” he said.*


daclaw2k

He is a cuck


shitredditsays01

WEAK Raise them rates, we all know true inflation is double digits, go to any store, grocery, goods or commodity.


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sneakycutler

yeh those inelastic goods, where price changes doesnt affect demand


DrizzyDradle

I was watching the episode of The Wire just last night where Stringer Bell learns about elastic and inelastic goods in his economics night class


enigmaticbeardyman

Is this why it went turbo?


sneakycutler

Nah I wouldnt say that, it was because the US markets rocketed overnight. Especially the NASDAQ (+2.14%)


enigmaticbeardyman

Was weird though. Went from being 0.8% up to 2.4%. I know not rockets but a bit of a leap.


Rosencrantz1710

I really am starting to worry that they’re overdoing the rate rises, and are going to pull the handbrake on the economy too quickly. I’m no economist but I would have thought at this point it would make sense to let it sit a few months and see the impact of earlier increases.


throw23w55443h

What i could glean from some experts talking about it: - October is expected to be a little smaller, with CPI coming 26th. - November will depend on the CPI. - If the CPI wasnt a disaster then Dec/Jan will likely see no rises and wait and see for results late January. I expect October 26th to be the biggest indicator we are going to have, enough time away from rises to see any results. If its worse than expected it will be an absolute bloodbath.


sneakycutler

worse = higher rates than expected = higher inflation than expected Just from public sentiment, it seems like people are more financially frugal, not willing to spend as exhoribantly.


anomaly256

>ASX Announcement Imugene doses first patient in nextHERIZON Phase 2 clinical trial


throw23w55443h

We did the thing we said we were going to do.... it went fine I like IMU, but this announcement doesnt really mean anything. Maybe its bottomed out, but its gonna be a while before results so im patient to buy back in after taking my quick bag last time.


anomaly256

I only monitor their announcements in order to get advance warning on the eventual zombie apocolypse


throw23w55443h

Smart.


Far_Unit9020

LRD top 20 released. Some questionable entities & links to other shitcos.


throw23w55443h

SYA pumping like crazy today, cant find any reason why other than lithium being lithium, unless im missing news from somewhere?


mksc09

Also been reading rumors of Tesla doing production in Canada..... but whatever it is keep the price going up


SticksDiesel

I just wish I'd averaged down hard when it dropped a few months back. Unfortunately I wasn't willing to sell my other holdings cos they dropped badly too.


throw23w55443h

Yea same, also felt the same about PDN - but tbh you cant always time it and my buy price for both are fine.


yippikiyayay

Maybe lag from entering top 200? Also there’s rumours of a JV with LG.


DX6734D

Everything I own in green today. Except fucking CPV, what a perpetual disappointment.


Neither_Storage7619

Rex is my perpetual disappointment. Maybe we can have a play date.


Dude_Chucks

Always will be, that technology has a long way to go to be commercially viable for purchasers.


DX6734D

But I was told there would rockets now. This is a scam.


rsoule878

MAY drill update incoming. Found some rocks???


NoDuffTrading

Sure are struggling to penetrate this bad boy


sneakycutler

New ann: Application for quotation of securities - MAY


SatansFriendlyCat

Found some more farce material. Afflicted by an electrical storm. Then another faulty drill bit. A week they could have spent more productively by doing nothing instead of having the sky and the earth turn against them. Think they need a fucking *witch doctor* on that drill. Sacrificing some virgins or whatever.


rsoule878

Stock announcement speak for drill boys got on the ran tan in Cuba and off sick for a few days


lostdollar

>Think they need a fucking *witch doctor* on that drill. Luckily IVZ has one on the team for their upcoming drill


SatansFriendlyCat

*That's* why they're the real deal. Local know-how. 1 ritual = 1 Tcf


maxfaulkner

Look at me now, mum!


botched_stunt

petition for PLS to pls buy DW8,EXR and all the other dogs. not like they dont have the market cap


anomaly256

Today is the 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you, I'll change I promise' phase of the ASX relationship cycle


coastie_trader

It lies