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The_lordofruin

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maxfaulkner

MP1 up 5% keeping me slightly green for the day… just another 15% to go to bring me back to even


Doomkoon4648

https://twitter.com/frontierresour1/status/1567021484790657025?t=0JXdzuNNysBcIs5S2WZnFg&s=19 This right is such a massive red flag jesus.


Far_Unit9020

What an epic day for my lithium-powered-portfolio! Woot!


destined2bepoor

That was my last t+2 on LKE i swear! Looking for the next PLS now. Harder than it looks.


Sp4c3Ac3

Maybe its the minnow neighbours with the land next door - CZL


Razorzej

Try PLS. They’re the next PLS.


destined2bepoor

I'm good then. I can stop looking!


WowVeryJosh

Tell me if you find it, also looking.


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WowVeryJosh

Canada seems like the logical conclusion but I still think there's one more Tier 1 deposit in WA.


nohorncap

If they got their shit together - who gets robbed by a mexican cartel in Australia? WestOZ Lithium with their nearology to MIN, PLS, GL1 (sweet trifecta there...) or scam dreaming?


Ruskiwasthebest1975

I dont know much…….but it was much easier to “invest” when i knew NOTHING i swear!


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Ruskiwasthebest1975

That is the PERFECT term for it!! Its KILLING me now ………this market isnt helping!


Franksareforcucks

Isn't it just LTR?


WowVeryJosh

Maybe at best you get another 100% out of LTR, but not for a long time. While yes, it's a Tier 1 deposit, that ship has sailed if you aren't already aboard.


destined2bepoor

Somehow LTR has a $4B market cap. That horse has bolted and they're still nowhere near production.


shitredditsays01

Invest in a GTR what could go wrong?


destined2bepoor

Been there, done that, got the t shirt. Both the car and the dog stock


shitredditsays01

MAY with the top 10 anime betrayals, up 15% then in the red


sneakycutler

Has to be the most retarded stock i own


Mayijoinyou

yo, what's up with the downvotes today. Are we under attack from ASX boomers? If so, retaliation is a must. Don't fk with our karma


wuhanlabrador

Up 3% for the day, I'll take that...


LiverCat89

Me too!


yothuyindi

if MLX is actually coming back from the dead then things are truly looking up for the Yothfolio been an unexpectedly good year returns-wise so far thanks to PLS, NHC, DRE, IGO, DDH 😯


tsaund1974

Yes PLS has given my PF a ~40% pulse this fy


Mayijoinyou

finished slightly red but most of my dogs rallied 4%+ so not that bad of a day


shitredditsays01

Apply here for your morning karma refund, and over there for your speccy investment refund.


Dangerman1967

There’s no easier money than the next time LOT drops 20% buy the fucker. It bounces back with monotonous regularity. Absolute trampoline of a stock.


Calculated-Punt

It dropped 20% because they announced a capital raise of $25mill for sophisticated investors. It dropp to the cap raise offer price of $0.24 on Friday Definitely good opportunity to pick up shares if you were quick enough/had capital sitting ready


Dangerman1967

Stupid me had the cash there.


Mysterious_Value_764

Pure play lithium producers moving their market caps...AKE PLS 💪


ringisdope

Big gains at the start of day, mostly gone by end of day. I paid the vig Barry, I paid it! What do you mean it increased again?


throw23w55443h

Looking for the Uranium and potential Lithium pullback tomorrow, as is tradition.


Razorzej

Naah


Calculated-Punt

Don't be so sure for the pullback. Later this week is the Wold Nuclear Association conference in London which generally marks the start of Uranium fuel buyers ramping up from Asia and Europe. North American uranium stocks are primed to come out of the long weekend with some potential gap ups. If US U3O8 stocks are up tonight then rally will continue some more


Mayijoinyou

noooo


cameltrowe

Ay today didn’t suck too bad


Particular_Love_8811

How I understand the latest rate rise https://youtu.be/qzHeNVMqKqg


scorpio_

MFG 🤝 Me Losing FUM


sneakycutler

Scorpio’s mum 🤝 Me Winning FUM


ReverseCaptioningBot

[MFG🤝Me](https://i.imgur.com/0Cniwll.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Interesting-Ear7427

Fuck it, gonna but some tlg


MGTluver

When Lambo? At the moment, can't even afford a monthly installment for Chinese e-scoort.


MGTluver

Fack, I meant e-scooter. It's a typo 🤣


ChZakalwe

Sure it is.


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87mdj

VT mate, unkillable.


Interesting-Ear7427

I’ll give ya my portfolio and it will fuck you 5 days a week.


HMS--Beagle

E girls or i-ladies?


sneakycutler

Bought WHC just then


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Expecting it to keep going to what price?


funbagz999

Me too, sorry


EMHURLEY

Welcome, brother.


FrankGrimesss

Lol


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Faaaaaark


Calm_Lengths

time to bail - top is in!


Mutated_Cunt

HOW DARE YOU


YannisYiros

Fuck it might go full 2007 Britney


wallyone123

Leave Britney alone


cniminc

IVZ pls stop drilling me without oil..


Mr_X2017

[Me right now](https://i.imgur.com/EZrIHwj.jpg) 🙏 PLS


tsaund1974

I think most holders are doing more than holding a bowl with their hands ATM!


Jakeyboy29

I hope i’m wrong but i can’t see this staying where it is


Mr_X2017

So you are saying it is going to go up more??? 👀


destined2bepoor

It'll have to pull back some soon you'd think. But I don't we'll see less than $3 again unless something disastrous happens


WeatherOutside

Youre wrong


Jakeyboy29

Because stock that rises 100% in a few months always stays where it is


WeatherOutside

Odds are it goes even higher.


GeoSciFi

>Because stock that rises 100% in a few months always stays where it is > >Odds are it goes even higher. Sounds like there could be a bet here?


throw23w55443h

GDP released tomorrow, just looked at consumer spending data from ABS released today which was all up. GDP being up 1% tomorrow would be a big deal. Also one more RBA meeting next month before CPI released, I wonder what the consensus will be on this one? I am guessing a little smaller. Then CPI October 26th, this ones big.


Texas_Tom

I can't be arsed reading anything about it, but didn't they start reporting CPI monthly? And with inflation coming in so hot, wouldn't GDP naturally be up a lot just based on increased prices of everything?


Blisser_the_Sniff

Rito strikes over. Time to end the downvotes, ( except Chzakalwe of course)


tremendous-titties

Girlfriends heading out to the shop shortly. Bullish on a speed wank.


Mayijoinyou

gratz on polygamy


Hondo_Bogart

Have it done before your girlfriend's car leaves the driveway...


coastie_trader

Its funny when you gotta explain why the chain is on the door. “its a rough neighbourhood babe”


tremendous-titties

Damn chain on a door? You sound poor dude.


coastie_trader

well this is ASX\_Bets


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tremendous-titties

what wife? Your wife? Ok


throw23w55443h

So do I just ride this IHL wave, or try and sell and rebuy when its lower? Or maybe this is the time it doesnt drop again? Lifes hard.


Any-Juggernaut972

Go back and read their MSA's for the last 12 months. Just my opinion but they do what they say and are in an unbelievable position for exponential growth.


throw23w55443h

Oh I'm very bullish on the company, just tempting to play the swings. That said i think theres a few announcements expected soon, so maybe we'll push back up.


anomaly256

Has the karma recession ended yet?


Mysterious-Cut3948

No reaction here on rate rise 😎


Rosencrantz1710

Priced in to the daily thread.


DX6734D

Should have given it 30 min more


imapassenger1

"All four major banks passed on the full rate rise within 20 seconds of the announcement. Term deposits remain "under review" for the foreseeable future".


anomaly256

>But most borrowers are only just feeling the effects of the first two rate rises, according to the Commonwealth Bank's head of Australian economics Gareth Aird. "Interest accrues from a lender's effective rate change date, which is typically about two weeks after the RBA increases the cash rate," he said I like how CBA's head of Australian economics isn't aware of CBA


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stromyoloing

Why banks are still flat to baby green


LiverCat89

Bendigo Bank been copping it lately… it’s still to go ex div soon so gonna drop further… Wonder if it’s a good time to get in on 🤔


stromyoloing

That’s more like it, but the big fours are like teflon coated


staytha

Priced in


Awesomise

But is Priced in Priced in?


throw23w55443h

I was really hoping they would address the biggest issue, the 0.35% part, it makes me so incomfortable.


shitredditsays01

Break out the red panties! We're going to the moon!


sneakycutler

Dont ever say “red” again in here motherfucker


ChZakalwe

RED


nsjmas

Ah yes in true ASX fashion, absolutely no reaction from the market.


anomaly256

priced in from yesterday?


nsjmas

Priced in from last month?


anomaly256

priced in from yer face?


nsjmas

priced in from the price?


anomaly256

All of our prices are price-fed for that double-price priced-in goodness


Sneakybeakyyyy

RBA has no balls


imapassenger1

Term deposits go brrrr!


ChZakalwe

Well shit. Fuck you Phil.


tsaund1974

C you in 2023 when your ban is served


litres-of-cum

Rate hike numbers in. 0.00% hike!!! P lowe - *“We’re cancelling the whole thing, stocks are going back up. Kill the lights.”*


mo2704

50bp rise


TypeJack

And here responds the asx 🐢🐢🐢


Affectionate_Rip_198

CXO imo is gonna retest ATH in coming weeks (perhaps month) and we may see new high around 1.8 before some dip and consolidation.


Mobile-Rice-8889

Looking for any kind of hopium i can find at the moment and came across this... Lionheads website appears to indicate they have plans to bring forward VML's forecast production capacity of 5,000 tonnes from 2029 (per VML's May-22 company presentation) to 2025. https://www.lionheadresources.com/portfolio/vital-metals-ltd/


imapassenger1

So you're saying buy?


Calm_Lengths

I had VML pegged to produce 5000t by 2026, cause that's when UCore's offtake (2500t) comes into action and we still have to keep REETec happy with their 2000t/year offtake (+875t for '24,'25 & '26 so that we meet the 10,000t over 5 years commitment)


kangaroute

i think its already baked in, but i do like the smell of warm fresh hopium. Hey DK?


bennymba

IVZ's predrill collapse is reminiscent of PRM/GLV collapsing into the drill. Same thing happened there where Insto's were happy to take profits/slight loss, and hold onto the freebie options which would be more than enough to ride any discovery... Eventually the insto selling negated any last minute investor hype and both found new lows going into the drill. I was sadly part of the fiasco, I've done the insto thing for IVZ and kept just oppies. Too much PTSD.


Niemz

Yeah I'm bag holding GLV, the remainder isn't enough to do much with so I think I'll hold in case anything happens in the future, and if not, it's good reminder.


throw23w55443h

I think a lot of people arent used to how many of these mining companies dont make it, even with decent land.


RocketEmojis

EGR giving me first nice carry of the year. Hopefully maintains momentum


Razorzej

Chris who did EGR sell their soul to today, to rise 17%?


Rosencrantz1710

About time it did something good. On no news, it seems…


tragicnostalgic

Anyone thinking OOO looking tasty at this level?


WowVeryJosh

🐢 putting on the pace


MeeganS4

What is going on with MNS everyday it's up and down like a whores knickers, with zero market sensitive updates ?


nohorncap

Blame it all on the joeycloud crowd: [https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/wx9fln/if\_mns\_hits\_10\_by\_end\_of\_2023\_i\_will\_buy\_acreage/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wx9fln/if_mns_hits_10_by_end_of_2023_i_will_buy_acreage/) had an aim of buying in below .5 and thought I'd priced myself out by being a slouch. nope.


TypeJack

I 👆 don’t 🙅‍♂️ want your DD 👻 I want 👅 💦 you 😍 to walk 🙇‍♂️ my dogstock 💀🤠👌


sneakycutler

Never go full retard.


TypeJack

Just fishing for those DELICIOUS downvotes


Webpage9

if I had have sold all my other stonks and put it on WHC several months ago, I would not be able to retire in 5 years, but, could definitely have gone down to a 3-day work week.#regrets 🤰🏾


Blisser_the_Sniff

Once sold some SYA for 0.008


funbagz999

Sold 1500000 shares at 0.02 for me


Doomkoon4648

Can I join u in those regrets haha. On a side note again market confirms I don't know shit about fuck with DRE over 2x IXR Mcap...


Webpage9

Of course you can! 🤰🏾


Andrew_Higginbottom

Yes! PLS Fuck! (again and again and again every day) GRR


sneakycutler

2.30pm RBA meeting?


Crumpy88

When is that?


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Yup


ChZakalwe

30 minutes left!


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Got your mop ready?


InterestingShow1112

I decided to give the DW8 raise a miss, but putting something into the BPH one... one of the only CR's that is 1/2 the current buy price. Your Entitled BPH Holding: 24,000 Your Entitlement: 960 unit/s Offer Price: $0.013 per unit Your Full Subscription Amount: $12.48


imapassenger1

Funny I got the DW8 one (and ignored it) but didn't get the BPH one. Disclosure: I hold both of these dogs.


InterestingShow1112

I just got it through today via Superhero. Closes on the 12th so might still be on its way.


imapassenger1

I just got the BPH email then. Here goes!!!!


Church_of_FootStool

Do dog stocks dream of electronic statements?


EMHURLEY

Profound


ChZakalwe

XJO started diving around 11. I'm thinking somebody knows something.


Church_of_FootStool

Go go gadget green!


TypeJack

Has anyone looked into DDT: ASX? It looks dog as dog comes but one can dream


shitredditsays01

Can you imagine a new investor joining this sub for the first time with some dd and well researched post then being instantly downvoted 😂


anomaly256

Trial by Fire initiation


Mutated_Cunt

>Can you imagine a new investor joining this sub for the first time with some dd and well researched post What sub are we talking about again?


BeardFactory

Biotech in the toilet today. Though CHM, NYR and RAD are all 1c off my buy range


Webpage9

not IHL, which is shocking 🤰🏾


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sneakycutler

I sold all my PLS and put all $ into BHP before its ex-div last week. Decision looking unwise currently. Edit: who tf is still downvoting?


Jakeyboy29

I sold my PLS last week to buy a house and got down voted to fuck. Some strange people on this sub


ChZakalwe

Markets are turning....


DX6734D

For the better? Right?


Jason_Tail

That bounce from the CR for LOT was a thing of beauty.


Rosencrantz1710

Just went through the annual headfuck of trying to figure out CGT and ETF distributions for taxes. My head hurts now.


Andrew_Higginbottom

Get an accountant to do it ..and claim their fee back next year.


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Rosencrantz1710

Yeah from the ETF statement thingos. At least that’s easy enough.


raindog_

LPD moving today. Jeesh, didn't think I would live to see that.


Razorzej

LPD is Long Pay Day for me, but I’m a believer.


Jason_Tail

It's got a worse reputation for grey than VML


YouHeardTheMonkey

What time is Mr. Plowe up? That name again is Mr. Plowe


rsoule878

Green as. Almost enough to buy groceries at Coles.


kangaroute

hey, look at this guy who buys groceries at a supermarket


sneakycutler

Look at this guy who buys groceries


rsoule878

beats the dumpster diving.


BrettoStevens

Alright boys, the vietnam trip is planned. I remember a bunch of you replied last time so i Need some help or tips on what to expect once I get there, getting around tips, things I should look out for and be wary of etc. Cheers


Many-Restaurant-2949

Everything is overpriced there. Negotiate well will save you lots


BigFluffies

Gold/jewellery shops offer USD-DONG currency exchange. You'll need stacks of both. Pharmacies sell all sorts OTC Don't get scammed buying a fake local SIM Do not accept any free samples of bakery goods Prepare to be treated as a ATM on legs in 99% of interactions Barter everything Hire mopeds Have fun


BrettoStevens

Where do you recommend exchanging currency? And is it better to go from aud to usd then to dong?


BigFluffies

Get aussie bankcard that works there and withdraw dong. Get USD from here


Asxpuntingmuppet

Ask someone to take you to Phuc Long bar in Ho Chi Minh


Andrew_Higginbottom

My experience of living in south east asia for a few years: Take your own condoms, Asian ones are tiny. No shit, legit experience..


destined2bepoor

If you get offered underground games of poker or blackjack, make the smart decision and walk away from that. You'll get rolled for sure, and if you win, you're not leaving with that money anyway. Currency is the Dong, make sure you take the Dong!


Asxpuntingmuppet

Get out to phong nah bretto, bit out of the way and not on the tourist route, but an awesome little town and the caves up there near the border of Laos 🇱🇦 will blow your mind The rest of country’s great too can’t go wrong , enjoy mate


sneakycutler

Bullish on Bretto returning with herpes


ChZakalwe

Herpes? Pfft. I bet that u/BrettoStevens returns with the clap or 2 week ban. u/mcfucking


BrettoStevens

What is the clap