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keepsonrollin

ATH?… Really PLS


imapassenger1

What's the deal with the Russian downvote bots attacking the market open thread?


Mysterious_Value_764

Our resident communist and his capitalism hating comrades.


TheAusInvestor

Have some thoughts/curious as to what people think about HZR? They're a somewhat high risk penny stock, but as an innovative competitor in the hydrogen space, who have their commercial technology about to come online throughout the next year, they definitely seem to have potential for substantial growth. The share price is currently very low, at 0.67, despite a Morningstar fair valuation of 1.80, and this is primarily due to substantial declared losses associated with the construction of their commercial demonstration plant. The fact that they've invested heavily in their technology and that its development is almost complete seems more like an indication of growth to come as opposed to losses to come. I'm also looking at mostly ethical stocks, and most of the ASX seems to be populated by pretty evil companies. A bit of a gamble, but seems like a good one. Would be interested in other contributors' thoughts?


BeeVee73

I’m a fan. High grade graphite as a secondary product seems positive too. Can build it on a landfill or pig farm… what’s not to love?


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mo2704

Just up a lazy 100% in like the last week.


StinkyFatWhale

💀🐱⤴️?


jakekustardmustard

🚀🚀🚀


Mutated_Cunt

LOOKS LIKE COALS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS


captain007

When was it off?


Blisser_the_Sniff

u/satansfriendlycat


SatansFriendlyCat

Duly noted


coastie_trader

who's buying FMG? Or are we waiting for $15.00 again which didn't happen last time??


stromyoloing

$14


coastie_trader

Uh huh


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coastie_trader

Haha whats your avg destined?


nsjmas

Jumped in yesterday with funds to keep averaging down


coastie_trader

Nice


throw23w55443h

Every now and the i look at some of my -10% holdings and see the graphs... RIP anyone who bought in to half of them late last year, those spikes are cracked.


desperaste

Anyone bored in premarket feel free to go and read some absolute [top tier dd](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/r1inh1/the_cannabis_share_youve_been_waiting_for_cau/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) while you have your morning wheaties.


insane9001

Downvoters jelly of your gains m8


throw23w55443h

Imma need to see proof of your investments and profit.


InterestingShow1112

Come on POD - maybe this time you can rise up for once


Calm_Lengths

They're still hitting 5PGE and yet the market treats it as if the news is priced in When you compare it to GAL ($200mc), POD is in the doldrums of $50-$60mil MC...


InterestingShow1112

just gotta be patient while someone looks to accumulate - I guess its another day to topup while its low....


Calm_Lengths

That's it, I'm still surprised that we aren't even above the CR price


Niemz

Haven't seen any mention of RVR for a long time, does anyone here still have a position? A friend of mine was telling me yesterday that their SP is low based on their financials, but I've got no fuckin clue.


GeoSciFi

Used to hold \~850k shares and now only 250k, as RVR have decent assets but management must be among the slowest moving in the Aus mining space. IMO the issue is the business has always been run way too lean so appears the company can only focus on a single task / deposits at a time. Short version on the dismal SP is RVR had a $20m legal battle, which everyone knew they'd lose, that sucked the revenue coffers dry. But the rub is RVR didn't progress their Hillgrove Au-Sb mine in NSW to production, which would be minting cash right now, especially with Sb being a critical mineral. There's been a few director resignations in the last few months, and it appears the current MD has also been asked to step down, so if they can replace with a management team that can multi-task RVR could well be a cash cow...


throw23w55443h

Their MC is lower than their net assets, but they have a lot of non-current assets which likely wouldn't actually sell for their listed value. Revenue is super low, and not trending upward and I cant see any reason this would suddenly change. Tiny net profit and not enough cash to pivot without a cap raise. So yes in its surface the financials are positive compared to the MC, but the growth and upside arent clear. This is my 5 minute assessment.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Ok I have all these desires to make a bunch of money but no actual idea what id do with it IF it happened just accrue and die and set my kids up seems to be my thing. Dumbass. But i have an idea. A WORLD CRUISE. I would love to see aaaaall the places but logistics overwhelm me so this seems appealing. I get seasick as fuck. (Travacalm) Dont much like crowds unless drunk (pay for a good room with balcony and margaritas for breakfast). This is the plan. Yes my stock buys are similarly planned……..read up, know that there is 20 reasons why it is likely to go pear shaped, and do it anyway. Now i just need some stonks to behave 😒


nohorncap

>pay for a good room with balcony and margaritas for breakfast yeah nah - i actually shelled out for a cruise for me + the olds, and balcony? better off paying for fancy breakfast in fancy restaurant with fancy views that the crowds avoid because they got sloshed the night before. the thing I hated about a cruise - the haves/have nots of staff vs cruisers really got to me.


NearSightedGiraffe

From memory, there are luxury travel companies that, for pretty much $1million will take you to see every world heritage site on earth. Seems like a fair place for the truly loaded to start


nohorncap

there's a national geographic tour - debbie millman from design matters did it.


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Ruskiwasthebest1975

Thanks. And yeah i dont do human soup on land…….defs not interested on a boat 😂


OddCan50

Jordies in more trouble than my portfolio


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Awesomise

Democracy at its best!


DX6734D

The man has taken down Clive and the deputy premier of NSW, I think he is gonna be fine.


HideTheT2BarryComes

to save people doing a search: "Jordan Shanks is facing criminal prosecution by pokies giant Clubs NSW after his producer interviewed a dying man who is blowing the whistle on alleged illegal activities which include money laundering." Hardly a secret that pokies are a form of money laundering.


Cultural_Size2987

Maybe my hopium playing out here, but just listening to the Junior Resource Investing podcast with Scotty from last Friday. I swear at 1:40mins on the pod, he says “potentially 1 billion barrel play in the basin margin”… Any other IVZ waka bros/bro-ettes catch this? Or am I on drugs?


throw23w55443h

Then the government nationalises it.


catch-10110

“Potentially” a billion barrels just like the first well was “pretty much” fully funded before the recent capital raise (which added $10M for the first well). Don’t buy the Scott hype. He’s no different from any standard small cap resource explorer MD really.


Mr_X2017

And I’m potentially going to take Emily Ratajkowski for a succulent chinese meal.


StinkyFatWhale

Shoot your shot bro!


Cultural_Size2987

For both our sakes, I hope they actually do find 1b barrels then…


kangaroute

to your last question,..Yes. but i wonder when these guys make such statements, as "potentially" really isnt saying it IS there. just like saying "maybe"


WowVeryJosh

Welcome to the world of holes and the liars who are selling them to you *"Potentially $X billion dollars in the ground"* *"The Board considers this project could be a Tier 1 asset"* *"The Board is pleased to announce we have found water"* Have you ever read the disclaimers they put into these dogshit announcements? Exploration is just another word for marketing, until they get a saleable product


Cultural_Size2987

It is oil and gas… chances are there are zero barrels


kangaroute

or was he estimating how much lovely mineral water he potentially has?


insane9001

When is RAC going to do something? Two years later this is getting pretty boring


WowVeryJosh

$50 big pharma buy out imminent....any day now...Dr Tendies pls I have a mortgage to pay with a baby on the way....why am I down -65%....I'm investing in this company to make a difference...RAC will be the company to defeat cancer #*COPIUUUUUUUUUM*


insane9001

I'd be happy to see it go to $0 if it meant something actually happens


9aaa73f0

Current account 11:00am, forecast to be $20B according to [investing.com](https://investing.com), close enough to the record high (22.9b this time last year) that maybe it could surprise and hit an all-time record. Then interest rates at 14:30, expected to increase rates from 1.85% to 2.35%, no doubt 'priced in', but reality bites, could still be a negative. Will be an eventful day.


ChZakalwe

I want 0.65, just cause 2.35 rubs me the wrong way.


tsaund1974

Why not 0.15 to make it an even 2 if you’ve got an issue with decimals?


ChZakalwe

....


The_Bearjew_bottom

I dedicate this market day to the Ancient Ones, to the Lord of Abominations, Humwawa, whose face is a mass of entrails, whose breath is the stench of dung and the perfume of death, Dark Angel of all that is excreted and sours, Lord of Decay, Lord of the Future, who rides on a whispering south wind, to Pazuzu, Lord of Fevers and Plagues, Dark Angel of the Four Winds with rotting genitals from which he howls through sharpened teeth over stricken cities, to Kutulu, the Sleeping Serpent who cannot be summoned, to the Akhkharu, who such the blood of men since they desire to become men, to the Lalussu, who haunt the places of men, to Gelal and Lilit, who invade the beds of men and whose children are born in secret places, to Addu, raiser of storms who can fill the night sky with brightness, to Malah, Lord of Courage and Bravery, to Zahgurim, whose number is twenty-three and who kills in an unnatural fashion, to Zahrim, a warrior among warriors, to Itzamna, Spirit of Early Mists and Showers, to Ix Chel, the Spider-Web-that-Catches-the-Dew-of-Morning, to Zuhuy Kak, Virgin Fire, to Ah Dziz, the Master of Cold, to Kak U Pacat, who works in fire, to Ix Tab, Goddess of Ropes and Snares, patroness of those who hang themselves, to Schmuun, the Silent One, twin brother of Ix Tab, to Xolotl the Unformed, Lord of Rebirth, to Aguchi, Master of Ejaculations, to Osiris and Amen in phallic form, to Hex Chun Chan, the Dangerous One, to Ah Pook, the Destroyer, to the Great Old One and the Star Beast, to Pan, God of Panic, to the nameless gods of dispersal and emptiness, to Hassan i Sabbah, Master of Assassins. I just sold my soul for green. Have fun losers.


InterestingFile7502

Fkn loser


Texas_Tom

I read all that nonsense, only to be called a loser at the very end. Fml


The_Bearjew_bottom

I already regret selling my soul premarket.


anomaly256

Following on from practicing for my 1 month ban yesterday by not posting, today I’ll practice for my triumphant return by posting something. Like this.


Massive_Button9434

You can’t make this shit up. Frank Poullas has apparently bought 5% of Cassius. 🤷‍♂️


joeycloud

Guess you had a long weekend. Cassius is pivoting to lithium so I guess it's got future synergies with Magnis' grand plan to offer a non-China EV battery supply chain alternative. Anyway it's less than 10% of his holding value in MNS to grab a board seat in CMD, so not even that crazy of an investment.


Massive_Button9434

So many shit stonks he could pic, but he picked that one.


Delicious_Smell_9254

Just had my first hot apple splatters poo after being up all night vomiting. Green day confirmed. But who gives a shit about that, wife has it, eldest has it. So we only have a 7 year old to look after us. Goanna be a long shitty day.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

That sucks man. Be sure to get electrolyte drink into everybody. Can make a world of difference to how you feel - wont speed things up but helps it suck less - especially kids cos they tank so quickly.


Delicious_Smell_9254

Thanks mate! Yeah wife always has the icy pole things on hand. Haven't been able to stomach one yet but the eldest has, add video games to the mix and he's actually enjoying his day off.


Crumpy88

DEL


Delicious_Smell_9254

I guess the longer one holds a stock the more like the stock they become. I look forward to both me and DEL no longer shitting ourselves.


Massive_Button9434

Username checks out Take it easy today and wishing your 7 yr old all the best serving you all


Delicious_Smell_9254

Thank you sir


check_meat

Not a delicious smell at all. Get well soon!


Delicious_Smell_9254

Cheers mate


dressedlikerappers

Give me your tickers to do some research on - I’m out of IVZ need and need a new gamble.


Asxpuntingmuppet

RTR let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuumble


InterestingFile7502

Mnb


MaybeHappy224

ANL


ChZakalwe

BPH. the mother of all longshot bets


A8arker1

SNX


TypeJack

ZIP RBL KGN TPW


KeifFreak

Cau, will hit $2 by end of next year


NoDuffTrading

MAY, not even a gamble


willrjhan

SGA or SGAO


hgttg

BOA, BUX


WowVeryJosh

TYX - Lithium ✅ - Africa ✅ - Spodumene ✅ - Bought a lithium project and shifted company direction ✅ - High chance of lifestyle company ✅ - Paying exorbitant salaries to "consultant" geologists ✅ - Drilling December qtr ✅ - 100% chance to lose money ✅


dressedlikerappers

It opened 35% up haha


WowVeryJosh

That's fucking crazy lmao


zupahorse

Haha next investors pick of the year 🤣


WowVeryJosh

Eat my fucking ass Next Investors. I was waiting for something else to be announced with another company and rotate into TYX before drill results. #EAT MY FUCKING ASS NEXTINVESTORS


zupahorse

Sub Saharan or not? I'm keen to see some interesting landscapes when they do the obligatory boots on the ground photos.


WowVeryJosh

Ghana, from memory


dressedlikerappers

100% chance you say? I like those odds


Outside_Arrival_8897

HIO


joeycloud

On a scale of 0 to f**ked, today is going to be sexual harassment. Except MNS, which will be a consensual 69.


catch-10110

ASX futures are green.


joeycloud

ASX pasts are often red.


prettyboiclique

can't waste my day refreshing my portfolio if I gotta sleep for night shift 🤔


colliric

I just bought a $6 bucks more DW8. They asked me to so I did.... Yeah, why not take up the offer for a few more.


SufficientReport

I only received the pack yesterday...But fortunately the offer is so popular they have had to extend the duration. So we can top up a few dollars at $0.015 and receive some options too, or buy on market for $0.007 I think they need to share consolidation (assuming they can even afford it now), 2 billion shares on issue and looking to add another 400 million is getting ridiculous, especially when it is back to a penny stock.


TechnicallyFIRE

That won't even buy CEO DT a glass of wine!


Riskytraderrob85

It probably cost them almost that much to print and send out the paperwork


InterestingShow1112

I’m still deciding on my $16 offer from them….


sneakycutler

The memes on our Parent-subreddit, Wallstreetbets, fucking cracks me up every time. [Lold at this one that just popped onto my IG feed](https://www.instagram.com/p/CiIN0ZAgFl1/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=).


maybethough

Woodside to supply 0.8Mt LNG/year to Europe from Jan 2023 to 2029 under long term sales agreement. Edit: seems like the same deal from before but finalised and phrased a bit differently. Should still be the same 0.5Mt for the first few years, 2Mt from 26 onwards deal that came out last month.


sneakycutler

Yeh, I just read the article, contract was penned in January this year, so the news should already be ... wait for it ... priced in.


Razorzej

I read about this today too. Woodside will buy the LNG from the U.S. and sell into Europe. Edit: https://www.afr.com/companies/energy/woodside-to-boost-lng-supply-for-energy-short-europe-20220905-p5bflq


sneakycutler

Source?


maybethough

https://www.uniper.energy/news/uniper-and-woodside-sign-agreement-for-lng-supply-to-europe


sneakycutler

Thanks i didnt see it in their ann’s


maybethough

Maybe tomorrow


SatansFriendlyCat

The Littlest Hobo? Is that you, boy? Did you come back?!


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Oh i loved him!


maybethough

I'm afraid I think I missed this one. You could probably get me with a lassie, or a Milo and Otis reference, or maybe that St. Bernard that rescued people (and did he fly a hot air balloon at some point?). My childhood animal film memories are a bit lacking. Replaced with less useful things


SatansFriendlyCat

It was in the distant past. I think I might have been unemployed, or a teenager, or both. Very much a daytime TV series thing. The dog, it went from town to town and everywhere it went it solved a crime or improved someone's life or something along those lines, and then it fucked off out of there and never went back. The theme song included "maybe tomorrow, I'll wanna settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on. Until tomorrow, the whole world is my home". I was probably depressed and I'm pretty sure it must have been in the days before I had internet access, because honestly I can't imagine why else I'd have been watching actual television.


Massive_Button9434

I love that dog


sneakycutler

maybethough maybenot


Iuvenesco

FMG approaching a solid buy shortly.


Marsvoltian

I'm down for AVZ to open so I can yank out all my dosh and slap it into FMG, then just not read every post in the dailies for a bit


Niemz

I wanna do this with FFX, if they open at their last price I'll still profit but I think that's highly unlikely haha


Iuvenesco

Why are they in a suspension for so long? Haven’t been following


Niemz

Be fucked if I know tbh hahaha..


Iuvenesco

Halted since July, fuck me.


Sharp_Pride7092

Techgen:TG1 get your socks off. Copper n Rio, dunno Stockhead


Starchivoress

Uh... Did my IVZ dream kind of come true? 😢 https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/vvmnjq/premarket_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/ifkqd6m?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


BeardFactory

Consume plenty of milk and cheese tonight so I can get the latest trading tips from you in the morning 👍


SatansFriendlyCat

She only eats carbs, mainly root veg like potato, yam, cassava, but also rice and pasta.


Mitchuation

Nostretardus


Starchivoress

🤣


ChZakalwe

Really living up to the flair aren't you?


Iuvenesco

Truly did.


cameltrowe

I just spent $100 on reddit NFT’s I fucking hate my guts


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Whyyyyyyy?


sneakycutler

Eh? $100? Fuck, that’s almost the price of a Commsec brokerage fee.


shitredditsays01

Did they figure out a way to monetise gonewild?


cameltrowe

/r/gonewild ?? Dunno but I need a fap now, thanks


sneakycutler

Made the mistake of following AusFinance, open Reddit and on my feed is a thread titled ‘what signs tell you we’re heading into a recession’ - or words to that effect. Fuckin miserable cunts.


Hodlmelongtime

lol we pretty much have the same thread mod-posted and stickied


WowVeryJosh

Ausfinance is now just a 50/50 mix of r/Australia and r/Atayls users going at each other whilst earning 180k per year lmao


DrizzyDradle

Earning 180k and bringing coffee and soup to work in a thermos. The same thermos. To save money


SatansFriendlyCat

Fuck, you've got a gift for the concise knife slice.


bootros44

Self fulfilling prophecy


Sharp_Pride7092

"No through road"


maybethough

I get stuff from some baby names subreddit that the algorithm thinks is related to asx_banned. Probably all the polls


Mutated_Cunt

Got a bit of a history lesson in vid form coming soon, stay tuned


chicken_sweat

So IVZ got their well location from a witch doctor. /u/Blisser_the_Sniff can you provide some insights as our resident Shaman?


Sharp_Pride7092

Toss a dazed , bezerko chicken in a longitudinally aware puddle of HOT curiosity, Bonanza Add a little Bundaaah/booty tooty.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Culture and belief are powerful. Local endorsement, old meets new, is not uncommon, and should be respected. I may draw a brew and reflect this week myself. Now say four fuck Chzakalwe’s and call me in the morning if pain persists.


ChZakalwe

FUCK YOU OLD MAN!


Stunning_Blackberry

Where'd you get that from?


chicken_sweat

I'm pretty sure it was you at the other place? I mean I did read the article and I am ripping the piss a little bit.


Stunning_Blackberry

Yeah in the JRI podcast he said a witch doctor told them where to drill and it was near where they had selected their wellpad.


kervio

I spent $50 on sharpies and post its this morning... surely there is a way to make money off this?


Sharp_Pride7092

Banksy...is that you ?


sneakycutler

**Incoming hostile Officeworks takeover**


SatansFriendlyCat

It can't be more hostile than the actual current management. I worked there whilst I was studying, fuck me, what a strange and terrible place it is. No daylight. Bright flourescent lights and the constant insane advertising jingles. Cunts! You don't need to advertise your shop *in the fucking shop itself* because the only cunts who can hear it *are already fucking caught in your net!*


sneakycutler

I worked there during uni too. The circular music loop was literally torture.


SatansFriendlyCat

**WWWWWOOOOOAAAAHHHHHH!!!** *TAKING care of BUSINESS!* Lowest prices, *every day!!!* I sweat if I have to step foot in one, now.


anomaly256

I worked there too in my teens as a ‘business machines sales assistant’. It was my job to know every detail of every printer and then redirect the customer to the most expensive one whether they needed it or not. The music was maddening, yes, but you know what was worse?? FUCKING STOCKTAKE counting individual sheets of fluro pink cardboard and literally going blind temporarily from it


sneakycutler

Liz Truss named as Britain's next prime minister


ChZakalwe

Her, Boris, Sunak, reese-Mogg, whatever. The Brits are fuckex.


SatansFriendlyCat

I can't believe how fucking badly they've done.. everything. Not the Tories, *obviously* they were going to fuck things up, I mean the country as a whole. Or as a hole. Brexit was the most profoundly retarded single thing that any government could have implemented short of launching an unprovoked first-strike nuke somewhere, and honestly if your population is going to *repeatedly* vote the Tories in and buy the Daily Mail and the Murdoch papers, and vote for Brexit, then perhaps the kindest thing to do for everyone's sake is just fire all the nukes straight up and then wait for the blessed release. Edit: Thank you for the duck. It's perfectly charming and just the right garnish for a comment about nuclear suicide.


ChZakalwe

maybe it's time for some tough medicine? I mean, Fer fuck's sake, the general population seem to value culture war shit over actual substantial economic reform. I hate to say it, but maybe it's time for the people feel the screws and realise how good they've had it.


SatansFriendlyCat

They don't learn the right lesson. When it's bad times, they want someone to blame and they most emphatically reject that someone being themselves. And, historically and always, there's no shortage of vicious-minded cunts ready with some suggestions of exactly who to blame. I mean, that's how they ended up with Brexit in the first place.


Carllsson

Hopefully she can bring some *structure* to the British parliament.


SatansFriendlyCat

The structure most urgently needed in the Houses of Parliament, at present, is a *gallows*.


Ozemuss

Viva La Revolution


Particular_Love_8811

She sounds like Jen from IT crowd.


Sharp_Pride7092

Do you want to continue to masturbate to Beaker on acid/fentanyl/opioids/steroids ? Am ready for Jen from IT.


cheeky_cheeseburger

Longing NHC Longing TUA Longing QBE Shorting FMG Ring the bell already ..


sneakycutler

Damn shorting FMG, why?


cheeky_cheeseburger

Ex divi is all. short term trade.


nohorncap

[Theres a bear in there](https://i.imgur.com/oQ9JBUM.jpg)


sneakycutler

Minus todays ex-divs And factor in China’s strict covid shutdown, plus energy problems. Once they get over it, FMG should be fine. Id buy back in FMG if they ever hit $15 tho. They just make WAYY too much money from iron ore to have their SP so low.


sneakycutler

Are most coal-holders in WHC? I see it mentioned most. Curious why YAL or NHC doesnt get more love on here.


Razorzej

I’m into YAL right now.


sneakycutler

That’s a shame. Most of us are straight.


Mayijoinyou

if the balls don't touch - no homo


Razorzej

I’m too pure to understand your meaning lol


Sharp_Pride7092

AKM crucified holder bleeding in. Patience, dear glacier.


yothuyindi

NHC holder checking in


Ruskiwasthebest1975

WHC and CRN. Wish CRN would pull a WHC id be oodles happy!! Metcoal can replace thermal coal right viably soon the way things are going?!


shitredditsays01

For me personally, WHC was among the "cheaper" coal stocks months ago. YAL and NHC performed better and WHC lagged behind. Being the savvy and sophisticated investors we all are over here, we went balls deep on on it. No risk no reward.


Barbados_swole

CRN boy


--Slartibartfast--

BCB for me. No DD just saw it mentioned here once and noticed that it was actually digging stuff up and selling it.


Outrageous_Junket817

Markets are always shithouse quiet when it’s a public holiday in America!


Wannaliveinpenthouse

If coal remains high and Europe continues to pay electricity price that jumped 500%. Then WHC is making over 500 Million every months, with now 8 billion market cap and a lot of cash sitting around. It’s still undervalued… Why do I have a feeling I am looking at young FMG back in 2020.


Sharp_Pride7092

Coz seriously is a beautiful burp, for hopefully 3 years. Bog standard coal, I own THERMAL coal...deflating slowly for two decades hence.


Outrageous_Junket817

As much as coal prices are up, I wonder how much of whc sp rise is also due to there buy back program.


sneakycutler

“Why do I have a feeling …” Because you’re trying to pump the stock.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

I am holding YAL, and I made same comment when WHC was 6. Financials don’t lie


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Outrageous_Junket817

Lots of countries are banning coal over the next few years and gas will be all the rage