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kervio

Looking forward to a huge day of stonks 🚀🚀


AureusStone

You are lost. 🗺️


sneakycutler

Last.


Crumpy88

Not if I reply


sneakycutler

Blast!


AureusStone

True


Crashworx

well just have to say that while the port is doing ok, that was a deflating week... VML was one of my highest conviction holdings and selling sucked, even though it was the right thing to do.


7Zarx7

Glad I took my profits on CNJ and GSR this week before the 'correction'. I said I was unsure about CNJ tactics earlier because it had Guy Lepage at the helm. The old pump and dump came true. Thanks for the profits but feel sorry for the tea baggers.


MeeganS4

What does S&P Dow Jones Indices Announces September 2022 Quarterly Rebalance of the S&P/ASX Indices mean when it lists a stock under - REMOVAL 3 of my stocks are in that category


WowVeryJosh

Removed from the ASX200/300, not the actual ASX themselves. They're just no longer included in the top 200 or 300 companies, which they were before.


MeeganS4

Thanks for clarifying I saw FFX in there so I thought I was screwed!


yothuyindi

🐕🐕🐕


cohex

It means they were removed from the S&P/ASX indices.


cohex

Surprised IHL made it into the ASX 300.


Calm_Lengths

🥳 time to celebrate


cohex

Last time we got into something we tanked hard lol


Calm_Lengths

Hopefully this is the reason for a reversal :D


KoalaValley

AVZ just got removed from the ASX S&P's! They won't be as vulnerable to shorting anymore... ..But at the same time they're so foqued when they reopen because all the superfunds and banks and other instos aren't gonna be required to hold anymore. That's on top of all the paper handed bitches that want their money out. It's been a long ride AVZ. I've been holding you since 2018. I stuck with you while you had that negative cash flow... and you still do. But I'm taking the fact I dodged that suspension as a sign from fate to take a break and go live my life. I'll be back when the bottom is in🍑 with my more diversified watchlist as my new portfolio. But I'll be watching 🍿


Far_Unit9020

Gonna be one helluva interesting open, whenever that will be


Massive_Button9434

Just watched the "speech' by Senator Thom Tillis in the US, supporting PLL and their lithium mining ambitions in Gaston County. Interestingly it looks like they have lobotomized one of the Gaston County locals, bleached their brain and mounted it on a stand to give to him as a gift. Maybe some kind of native custom ?? Hope it is successful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pwpnnuIio


WowVeryJosh

Get the popcorn out, AVZ getting removed from ASX200/300 due to not meeting liquidity. So index funds buying the ASX200/300 are gonna dump AVZ when it opens????


7Zarx7

Do you have a link to the new listing's please?


Mutated_Cunt

BULLISH


Far_Unit9020

But I was told the ShoRTs WiLL BUrn!? 🤡


KoalaValley

Hotcopper said that before it did the open 20% up, finish 20% down on the day of the 4th stage approval too🤡


AntiCGT

🍿


[deleted]

SYA asx200 Inclusion ZIP and AVZ Out


[deleted]

What’s XTC announcements all about ???


spank-hair

Dunno, but NMT and AVZ got one too 😅


cohex

Bring back the blue Mitsubishi


throw23w55443h

+$49.88 and one of my shares went ex-div of 10%. I bloody take that.


Particular_Love_8811

6.4k in the red and it doesn't even bother me. Emotions be gone.


yothuyindi

can't wait for betashares to release their new Copper/Uranium/Nickel/Tin ETF so I can go all-in on CUNT 😎


sneakycutler

*dont say ... dont say ... dont say*


nohorncap

btw, betashares have been taken over by globalx so now you can have LIT CUNT to go with yr ANL. *chefs kiss*


nohorncap

the concept of [asx bets ETFs is a rather winning one](https://reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/vzj3re/_/igao4kf/?context=1). Think I might do a weekend post… got any others in mind?


sneakycutler

An r/ASX_Bets ETF would be so fun! ​ All of our retarded stocks in one ETF, one stock +80% and another -65%. Wild ride everyday.


yothuyindi

I've kinda been tracking one with 30 memestocks in it for the past couple of years in Sharesight, it's just battery metals & uranium companies from here though... it's up 42% since creation (was up like 130% at one point during peak, lol) if /u/darebottle can do his data wizardry to provide the Top 30 tickers from the sub for from the past 6 months or so, could build another more relevant one to follow 🤔


nohorncap

I do hope that both ANL and BHP make a showing. It makes perfect degenerate autist sense to put the two together in an ETF.


Starchivoress

👌🔥


EMHURLEY

Judging by the number of recent polls I assume plucky’s off his meds again?


nohorncap

that explains everything, merci beaucoup.


goonbagscoundrel

Plucky's polls do have a certain je ne sais quoi.


ewanelaborate

It's completely normal behaviour until we hit the [breaking point](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/hg2863/krakatoa_resources_ktaasx_uncovers_30yearolds/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


goonbagscoundrel

And unforgettable moments like the buttpocalypse.


coastie_trader

Well that was shit. Cant wait for green monday


nohorncap

Is this where I get to be all smug even though we just had fuck off friday overnight? https://i.imgur.com/cXjnwoX.jpg


nohorncap

Good o, I’ll give you a call in a couple months…


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

Lol


AureusStone

Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.


BeardFactory

BRK just hit new ATL. Congratulations


WowVeryJosh

r/BrooksideEnergy pumpers who came here 6 months ago on suicide watch rn


nohorncap

Congatulations on your ATL with BRK, and I see SHE is also doing grand, down 25% this year. Top work. u/degenmaximus, u/isthatthetime81, u/flatblade3mm, u/VaporMarso. u/G7gotitwrong u/infernaltuv https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/wr40zw/comment/ikqwmfs/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


WowVeryJosh

The pump crew are none of those people


nohorncap

What do you call this then? [https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/wr40zw/comment/ikr7hf5/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wr40zw/comment/ikr7hf5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) [https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/wr40zw/comment/ikqwmfs/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wr40zw/comment/ikqwmfs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/urw7q0/stonehorse\_energy/


WowVeryJosh

15 days ago dude. My post clearly says 6 months ago. You're chasing the wrong people


nohorncap

Understood, I wasn't here 6 months ago, but anyone pumping that shit can leave us the fuck alone and pump it elsewhere.


WowVeryJosh

For some more context, it was collusion in other subreddits and HC to "better inform" us here. Little bit more harmful then a few people here and there talking about it in the daily Dumb fucks left a trail of comments that I found though 🤡 but they haven't been back here since


infernaltuv

Feels bad


Sea_Abbreviations731

ELT. From almost 300% up to 15% down. ¡Caray! god damn Spanish tin.


Sid_Arthur

I'm in the same boat (though I've never been up lol) but I still believe in them.


Calm_Lengths

Almost got in on them at 26c if i was a tad quicker on the trigger


maybethough

I was circling too for a little while


Calm_Lengths

Seemed very tempting but it's so illiquid...


throw23w55443h

Fuck me SRN is a real dog in so many ways


drail85

It was never a sure thing


throw23w55443h

Shoulda just taken the -50% at 1.5c, maybe we'll get a random pump.


EMHURLEY

I held for over a year and doubled down at its previous low of 1.2 cents to eventually sell during the last big pump for a tidy profit, can’t guarantee it’ll happen again though. If Vlad’s still running the show though a random pump might be your best bet.


Expensive-Plant-5462

It'll pump again. I did the same as Em. They've got a ceo now to make it look a more professional outfit.


Aggravating_Set980

How am I seriously still shocked that the stock market has ups .... and downs. Never opened up to a red day and not been hurt.


Meaty0gre

Wait a minute, there are UP days?


ChZakalwe

HZR, Why?


BeardFactory

My major holding will announce the results of it’s ethics application in 2 weeks but a few biotechs I follow a falling back into the buy range. Just hoping it’s SP doesn’t slip before we get the results so I can free some cash


stromyoloing

Lots of rotation from miners to banks today


Particular_Love_8811

https://youtu.be/nQ80smxlvbw


Particular_Love_8811

The ASX is just like Epstein island. mostly bankers and miners.


ChZakalwe

Friday afternoon collapse?


ewanelaborate

I'm gonna buy LNAS purely because I have a gut feeling you're bearish on aus and usa markets right now.


ChZakalwe

No, really?


ewanelaborate

Yep


ChZakalwe

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you!


Particular_Love_8811

Anyone else here hold KOV?


KrondorMocker

I watch a lot of POV. ....Does that count?


Interesting-Ear7427

Anyone use think markets?


Dude_Chucks

I put a dart board of tickers in the cats litter tray, works beautifully


Particular_Love_8811

1 headlight globe for the corolla or... 10 KOV shares. Fucking $80 for a light globe. Should of asked if it comes with a free hand job.


TypeJack

First time I've heard someone talk about KOV here.


Particular_Love_8811

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/wat2zx/kovwhat_a_bunch_of_legends_sent_me_a_bag_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Particular_Love_8811

I backed up the corolla at 6.77 earlier in the year. 35 cent div. 100% franked, Fucking bargain.


Particular_Love_8811

Got any? Div day today. Paid better for me than RIO.


TypeJack

Got Bout 100 shares. Pretty happy with this company. They are just up the road from where I'm based!


Particular_Love_8811

I got about 840. So how long till you get out of Yatala?


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Particular_Love_8811

Will you give me a free hand job? Be a good bot if you did.


Fish-n-chups

SYA likely to enter the ASX200 later today, so what’s up with the -7% knee-capping, ya stray donkey? LKE and AVZ didn’t cover themselves in glory when they were admitted. SYA gonna do any better? 🤷‍♂️


Far_Unit9020

Shorts on SYA to the moon! 🚀


Murranji

Normally when these mining stocks enter the big index funds buy them and then immediately start loaning out their shares to shorters.


yippikiyayay

We’ll see it Monday


bleh321

Back to -30k least it isn't an ATL... Yet


EMHURLEY

Damn I remember those days. They were - not fun…


[deleted]

Monday is going to be a bull market thank me later because I just bought 2900 shares of BBUS 🐻


stromyoloing

It could be a good buy. I think overall no one believes higher interest rates are here to stay cause the gravy train been here since 2008


ChZakalwe

Pfft. Markets been slightly green today cause I ha e puts on XJO.


BeardFactory

How much are you aiming on to make on it ? It’s only 15% off it’s previous yearly high. How do I know that ? It’s when I bought in


The_Bearjew_bottom

You should really only buy it if you believe it's going to reach another yearly high due to the US indexes crashing into the next leg down.


[deleted]

Hey I just wanted all of you to make money 😲


The_Bearjew_bottom

I've got 5000 shares of SNAS. . .


stromyoloing

Yeah all those loss makers are going to go down man


stonefree251

Today held so much promise.


Forlonius

Hearing from a reliable source that if you repeat "I DO NOT CONSENT AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND" three times the ASX isn't allowed to reduce the value of your stocks any more. I'll update with more once I finish my research (183 minute YouTube video).


TypeJack

HELLO ASX, I DO NOT CONSENT TO THE ASX PERMISSION TO SHARE ANYTHING THE OF MINE, THAT I HAVE PUT ON THEIR SITE. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE SHARED WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION OR VERBAL CONSENT.


Mysterious-Cut3948

Could LKE be removed from club 200?, ASX rebalance announcement aftermarket… Stay Tune


Far_Unit9020

Could AVZ be removed due to lack of liquidity? Another kick in the dick that would be to holders.


Mysterious-Cut3948

While suspended?, asx board in overdrive


Forlonius

I'm surprised they let it in at all when it was so close to the cut off and the whole point is to have low turnover of what's included. Maybe they'll give it a freebie quarter.


Mysterious-Cut3948

It’ll pump if removed, funds will likely close their short positions


nohorncap

YES PLEASE THANKYOUVERYMUCH SAYS EVERY GODDAMN PERSON WITH SUPERANNUATION THAT BUYS INTO SUCH THINGS. I'll stop the all caps now, promise.


AppleSalty2916

Knowing folks bought DW8 at 18c is equally upsetting as it is boner inspiring


auskier

Cleansing notices.. ELI5?


G-forced

A regular reminder to wash your ass properly


DrizzyDradle

Now that you're 5 you'll be going to school. If you get lost just ask for "Mrs Brady". She'll be your teacher. This is exciting. You should be excited. Stop crying


OldMateHarry

Basically means that sometimes you need to leave the basement and have a shower. When you buy a stock, you agree to have them tell you when to clean up.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

APX is only 3 something now, went all the way down from 40. That’s some ZIP performance


Mayijoinyou

hey come on, almost 4


Church_of_FootStool

CDT hitting below 3c for first time since start of August


sneakycutler

I *did* say **PLS** was due for a pullback [https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX\_Bets/comments/x31pvm/comment/immzr0p/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/x31pvm/comment/immzr0p/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


nohorncap

yeah, but it's pretty much \*everything\* on the market, except some mendacious fuck doing weird shit with QGL in order to sell their shares.


ChZakalwe

Then why is the XJO green?


nohorncap

you’re asking the wrong person… https://i.imgur.com/4LuyshD.jpg


sneakycutler

OK, more specifically per my original comment, $3 lol


nohorncap

*whaaaat?* \*pours drink for u/yothuyindi\* remember the good ol' days of averaging down at 2.0? \*settles back into rocking chair\*


sneakycutler

A lot of butthurt ppl dont like to hear about a PLS pullback 😎 Thankfully I dont give a fuuuuuck 😇


nohorncap

Friday sneakycutler theme song c/o peaches + joan jett: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMpqm4Ec5o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMpqm4Ec5o) you're whale cum 🐳🍆


agency-man

Not hard when the whole market is down


sneakycutler

Not hard to say *not hard* after the fact


desperaste

Where’s my CAU crew at? 13%+ this thing is just its own money printer wowwwww


Mayijoinyou

lol at the downvote on this.... must be a holder of IHL like myself but am not mad. Grats to CAU crew, give us a ride in your lambo


desperaste

Yeh it’s a bit sad - posted a DD at like 20c and it was reflaired as dumbfuck discussion. This sub is an echo chamber for a few dozen shares. Anything new gets dumped on.


Alkaros

I wouldn't get too upset about flairs . If it makes you feel any better, your DD was the first time I saw they were merging with the CDA and I was ready to go from there. Made my first purchase the after


Biggus_Dickus27

Fuck you GRR. You were the chosen one. Up 80% now down -%20.


captain007

Insane hey. Cashed out early this week. Was up 120%, sold with 15% profit plus the 2 x 10c dividends. So about 35% profit overall thankfully


degenmaximus

Grrrrrrrrr


sneakycutler

What a dingus!


imapassenger1

Freaking uranium! I was going to sell out around Tuesday but thought "it's got a bit of a run left in it..." Next bloody time you bastard.


shitredditsays01

I mentioned i sold half my position in uranium a few days ago. Exact same thing happened to me 6+ months ago and I am still bagholding at ~30c per share. Lesson learned! Took a little profit off the top and decreased my exposure. Now if it can pump so I can make some nice change and go on a holiday I'll be set!


AppleSalty2916

Need more from you LKE.


Quarkstonk

Still any word on why Promnutz left?


Far_Unit9020

Became allergic to webinars


BeardFactory

They kept giving him purple-nurples in the bathroom when no one was looking


Niemz

Been doing a bit of a rebalance the last week, I think I have enough boomer stocks for now and rather than buying smaller parcels of many speccies I think I might limit it to one or two speccies and buy substantially more units.


EMHURLEY

I made the same change last year, haven’t looked back. Currently down 50% on my speccies 😬


Niemz

I'm thinking half and half, boomer half comprising of BHP, FMG, RIO, WDS and then the speccie half is currently many different ones but considering anything to do with uranium as a speccie currently.


mo2704

Anyone currently in CMD? Frank Poullas (chairman of MNS) bought a 5% stake and it's gone for a bit of a pump today.


DX6734D

As long term MNS holder, this is a bad thing


joeycloud

It is an intriguing holding. I mean he hasn't sold anything on the MNS side (which is still by and large the majority of his personal wealth). He bought 5% which is just enough to get your a board position. Good for CMD bagholders though (I have seen a few around) 🚀🚀🚀🚀


DX6734D

I was referring to all the negative headlines that Frank seems to draw to MNS, and now maybe to CMD


ewanelaborate

As if CMD didn't have enough problems


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mcfucking

u/mitchuation 👀


Mitchuation

I redacted after thinking it through. Bit of a creepy and crass joke (that I made)🦄


mcfucking

Majestic 👍


Biggunzmcgeee

Post raunchy photos of ya rig on Grindr. When horny blokes message ya direct them to your OF. Profit


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icanhasanonymity

Why not shop your face onto some porn models?


Meaty0gre

Feet pics?


insane9001

You look like Shrek? Mate you're in for the big $$$, that's a taboo for sure.


FrankGrimesss

Rule 34


M1UR4

"10 days till spud tops." IVZ - Scotty


nohorncap

Ah, the good ol friday tear because someone can't keep a secret: trading halt for QGL friday after trade? up +15% for no reason during a downturn is not suspect AT ALL.


coastie_trader

NVX $2 party incoming again…


EMHURLEY

Might be a bit more of a muted celebration this time.


Affectionate_Rip_198

Mining and materials (lithium rockets) all down


Webpage9

not WHC 🤰🏾 EDUT: touch and go tho


EMHURLEY

Don’t tempt fate please, even cash making machines aren’t immune.


spank-hair

u/yothuyindi NIC sub-$1 again. Dont tell anyone. Just keep it between you and I.


yothuyindi

so with NIC, I bought in at $1 pre-earnings with the goal of either A) if it jumped up a lot on earnings results, sell & take the profits, or B) if it didn't, hold long term anyway as I like the company alas, A) didn't come true but I was prepared for B)... already down 12%, but it's a good thing we don't invest for a matter of weeks instead of years, isn't it? 😎 >!/copium!<


Mr_X2017

Did you listen to earnings call? I sold during hoping for a better entry in the future.


yothuyindi

eh I don't see too much downside given the assets they have, could see it potentially dropping down to the 80c mark and if it does I'll likely average down one more time couldn't be fucked trying to time things and I think a mid-term price target of $1.30-$1.50 isn't unrealistic of course if the global economy tanks then every resource company will tank and it will be a matter of kicking back & bagholding for a few years anyway


EMHURLEY

What would be the catalyst to send it back to the $1.3-$1.5 range? I’ve been eyeing NIC for a while but haven’t bought in, tempted to throw some margin at it later this year (if the sp is still beaten down then)


yothuyindi

my 'bull case' hopium items for the stock are: * price of energy/coal to come down from this peak/them continuing to add solar to reduce cost pressures * pivot to adding additional capacity for battery nickel matte from their existing RKEF & not just NPI (with NPI demand likely to sink if economic growth stalls) * now trading on a P/E of \~11 as of their most recent figures, as opposed to over 20 the year before; more reasonably valued given their increasing profits without a corresponding increase in share price (yet)


nohorncap

got the feeling it's been a big week for the yothness. Monday DRE I'll be thinking of you and your tendies, frend. PLS, freaking hell, what a ride. You've done good.


coastie_trader

CUNT! Just turn green or fuck off!


gi_jose00

I couldn't find that ETF?


YouHeardTheMonkey

I’d really like to know what the holdings of CUNT would be.


coastie_trader

Copper….Uranium…..Nickel……T…….


EMHURLEY

The most dogshit-est meme stocks this sub has ever produced


Massive_Button9434

Need to save that 4 letter word for the big calls, not a little bit of daily disenfranchisement


coastie_trader

These constant red/grey days for months on end have worn me down. I’m fragile i tell ya…..fragile.


DrizzyDradle

Look, you're both right


Hot-Shock-4554

Thanks, I hate it here 😩