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ChZakalwe

IXR 2.5c?


beepboopjames

EXR acquisition of Queensland gas asset… 👀 thoughts?


Logical_Ad2017

It worked last time ol mate went about doing this.


M1UR4

And... we are officially suspended. IVZ Praying for us my whale u/StinkyFatWhale


StinkyFatWhale

Lol. Prayers answered. But possibly we just moved to the back of the queue to face the firing squad


Sloppy_moes

IVZ Suspension... what the fuck?


M1UR4

Actually, it could be a good thing. Specially on a heavy red day like today.


SweetHomeStonk

exactly


The_Bearjew_bottom

pretend your portfolio doesn't exist, like a monster under the bed.


The_Bearjew_bottom

get yourselves a jim cramer nightlight. don't be afraid of the dark. jerome powell isn't real.


Webpage9

Hoping to fill that ancient 4c... And 3.8c VML orders today. Generously accepting your thoughts and prayers 🤰🏾


Calm_Lengths

I wouldn't mind the 4c order but damn it'll be a sad day to hit 3.8c again


DontDoTheDo

So exr is taking a bite out of QLD. Very interesting


raindog_

I bet TMZ goes up today. On the reddest of red days, somehow somewhere, some people always decide to buy a dog tin miner. Maybe they get "texas" confused?


maybethough

I love this shit too. Watching the random junk catch a bid while everything else goes max fear


9aaa73f0

ABB small profit. But... NTA has dropped from $0.29 to negative $0.63


PowerBottomBear92

[https://www.herald.co.zw/637757-2/](https://www.herald.co.zw/637757-2/) >Pensioners pray for oil, gas break through | The Herald > >MUZARABANI. –Thousands of pensioners are on the cusp of securing a life-changing turn in financial fortunes if drilling tests in the Muzarabani oil and gas project ​ Damn, even the Zimbabweans are ripping on HC now


Logical_Ad2017

EXR coming off trading halt, classic doggo move, positive news when market is completely fuk


3dtainted3d

Just announce proposed issue of securities 20 million shares


coastie_trader

Aaww we‘re getting gang-banged today are we? How boring.


A_Anderson151

I can't imagine "gang-bang" and "boring" usually go together in the same sentence very often


coastie_trader

If it happens often enough?


StinkyFatWhale

Pray for whale 😢


A_Anderson151

Scotty edging us this morning. Give us the news


Tacomaster33

I'll pray with my LOVe


Yeah_beer

Fmg dividend 1.21 per share


Particular_Love_8811

Better go cook that pre market piggy. Pork Scotch fillet is on the menu for breakfast.🚀🚀🐖🐖


nessii

PLS is the only holding that is up a notable amount, but of course it's my smallest holding too. No idea what to do with it.


Jakeyboy29

I’m the same. Thinking it will definitely drop this week but long term not a problem. Depends if you wanna try sell and buy back in


Far_Unit9020

Sell your winners, and add to your losers, right?


DontDoTheDo

Who’s selling ivz today?


PowerBottomBear92

People on the OTC market


A_Anderson151

Probably no one if they extend the halt a day. The CR details listed *Resume Trading Tuesday* so we'll see what eventuates in the next hour


AureusStone

The ol' skip trading on the huge red day trick.


Carrian

red day


Reishey

Yo first time here Does anyone know how I can look at premarket or aus futures to find out how fuk I am?


Webpage9

Set 'im fucked' as your default setting and enjoy the fleeting moments when you beat expectations. #lifehack


Reishey

You got it


AltruisticCurtains

It's too soon to know how fuk you are. You learn in hindsight. Market goes up. Market goes down. Cycle of life. Stay calm and carry on.


Reishey

I am calm haha, I’m actually quite short and looking for buying opportunities


Meaty0gre

What’s your height got to do with anything?


here2FuckSpiders2

Here we go [https://au.investing.com/indices/indices-futures](https://au.investing.com/indices/indices-futures) I wouldn't look at it today, tough


Reishey

Nah I love the pain Plus I’m short delta so down is great + more buying opportunities


yothuyindi

RIP to all the companies releasing positive results on a day that follows a 3.5% drop on the US markets, bad day to have to shoot all your ammo


Meaty0gre

Buy shares in ammo companies you say? Done


FrankGrimesss

Lithium and Uranium pullbacks should be pretty brutal today 😫


nohorncap

WHAT FLAVOUR DIP MIGHT I INDULGE IN TODAY, FINE DEGENERATES? = this is your bullshit “blessed” reframe brought to by a perfect seeming individual that you just wanna punch their face in so they can quit the high and mighty for a day :)


3liminate

Is there a free site I can use to view the current buy / sell orders for a company? Is that what brokers call 'market depth'?


nohorncap

yup - sign up with cmc and/or commsec - just don’t trade :)


Tacomaster33

LOV results...oof! NPAT up 116% Revenue up 59.3%,EBIt up 86.6%, Div of 37cents (7%) If the stock doesn't go up the markets rigged Europe sales up 249% USA sales up 91% Asia and Afrixa sales up 35% I mean what more do you want! Edit: more news FY23 first 2 months same store sales up 21% and toral sales up 66% on first 2 months of fy22 22 new stores already opened this calender year 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


Riskytraderrob85

Is that you with a sell order in for $23.50?


Tacomaster33

Nah that's my alt forcing the price up..shhh don't say anything


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Tacomaster33

Thanks for the analysis, worked great


Tacomaster33

Why you gotta say that? I'll buy you some fake jewelry so you can join in


Blisser_the_Sniff

Yeah but do they have any chance at all of hitting sweet Zimbabwe gas?


Tacomaster33

They just opened a store in Namibia...same same right? 🇳🇦


zupahorse

14hrs until Artemis 1 launches. Literal rocket to the moon. If this isn't a sign, I don't know what is https://youtu.be/jSYiXWEjgcc (yes I am optimistic)


funbagz999

What's the ticker?


zupahorse

NASA 😎


Astro_equity

Thoughts on CKA ? I’ve owned it for over a year and it’s starting to look sexy


Mr_X2017

Starting to come together. I'm sure they'll find a way to fuck it up a few more times though.


litres-of-cum

Like a gruesome car crash most people won’t be able to resist looking today. I, an intellectual, know whats best for me, so i will be deleting commsec and masturbating all day. 🧘🏻‍♂️


cameltrowe

All day?? That’s elite


Mayijoinyou

True to his name


wookace

Black Rob - Whoa!


HideTheT2BarryComes

had to double check to see if I remembered it right but sure enough Diddy is driving a red truck


Mitchuation

Breaking News: [Boomers “Sure thing, can’t go tits up” investment goes tits up](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-08-29/greywolf-investment-opportunity-shareholders-lose-savings/101373146) Poor cunts. Is this going to be us in 30 years?


scrubes4

That arrival could have been about so many stocks, just goes to show asic don’t do shit, maybe Tom should takeover ASIC


Sid_Arthur

It's sad these scams still work and probably always will. People can be way too trusting when handing over large sums of money. Those poor souls learned a very hard lesson. Wouldn't happen to me though... *eyes ANL*


coastie_trader

Bollocks to that….Grabs his balls *IOU Pay*


Mitchuation

Nup not me either *shudders XST*


amaznow

Not sure whether to upvote or downvote this. 😖


Massive_Button9434

It’s us now. We just don’t know it (or refuse to believe it)


Mitchuation

Too real 😶


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Mitchuation

Who doesn’t love a good scam dream though, aye?


Calculated-Punt

I've just spent the weekend in Las Vegas making some very non-calculated punts 🎲🎲♠️♦️🃏🎰 Went off-road riding through the Nevada desert, shot a 50 cal. And M60 light machine gun (freedom rounds ofcourse) 🇺🇸🦅🔫 and spent a fortune on the strip and old Vegas. Was worth every dollar 💵 Now let's get into another week of stock market fluff and paper gains so it can be all spent again on craps and black jack 🃏🎲🤌


porcherlord

Did you check in on the PENis operation?


Webpage9

'MERICA, FUK YEH


Mayijoinyou

this is teh way


Meaty0gre

I’ve started making my own bread recently, it’s quite addictive to learn different types and shits all over Coles bread. In other news SIS, after their most likely upcoming cap raise.


poptartape

Let’s ~~get~~ bake this bread 🦆


goonbagscoundrel

It's a slow decline. One day you're making bread and everything is hunky dory. then you're synthesising lidocaine out of lube and burning chemical kisses into people's hands with lye.


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Nasdaq is going back to 10k


Pure_Beautiful_395

Sounds like a ban bet to me


YouHeardTheMonkey

My SNAS just got aroused.


mechengguy93

Starting a 2 month holiday off work this week, not sure if i throw myself into the markets of ignore completely...


WilyWillow

Ignore, and have a good holiday 🍻


juxxor

All your markets are be run by bots.


Hot_Acanthocephala53

My bots are run by bots


goonbagscoundrel

My bot is being dominated by a roboerotic market.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Anyone else thinking we could throw u/Chzakalwe into a volcano?


goonbagscoundrel

Yes. And also do me next. I crave death's sweet release in volcano form 🌋


Tacomaster33

He couldn't get anymore red, I don't see the harm


goonbagscoundrel

I mean there's always a possibility he stumbles upon some sort of secret lair..


Ozemuss

A secret flair? Reddit sorcerer


yoyododo123

What’s the negativity for around IVZ on here today? Have I missed something?


PowerBottomBear92

Easy now my fuzzy little manpeach. You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?


shitredditsays01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owdggOdLDLM


maybethough

You're getting milked champ. Scotty gave 20% of your ownership to some sophs at ~0 risk to them, for not enough working capital and will still probably farm the thing out. There are some announcements coming to give them the liquidity cushion they need to get out, which are carrying some optimism that the market will still care about some more highly speculative estimates about what's in the ground under Zimbabwe this late in the day.


Stunning_Blackberry

Why do you say "will still probably farm the thing out"? It is a possibility but not probable


maybethough

Just for dramatic effect. I clarified a bit below


yuan_i

Glad I sold at the .23 sell wall last month. now to FOMO in again at .25 Buy high sell low, FOMO is the way to go. 🤪


yoyododo123

Ah shietttt, where’d you find out about this?


maybethough

hot coper. I'm exaggerating a bit btw, I don't think the details are fully available yet as to whether it's enough money and/or they still need a partner.


yoyododo123

Cheers mate 🤞


BeardFactory

If Anakin never left Tatooine he definitely would have turned C3P0 into a sex-bot during his greasy teen years. Short Disney


wallyone123

Sex bot sex bot you’re my sex bot 🎶


funbagz999

Anyone game enough to rule34 that shit


frankyfkn4fngrs

You sure it hasn't been done already somewhere?


AltruisticCurtains

(The sad bear market poems have started before market open. I'm a join) I once had an inverse called WEBS I sold it after much value shed A week or two later Jackson Hole came along And now I am left singing a sad song Unhedged


Mitchuation

👏 👏 hedging, never heard of her officer.


Hypertrollz

Edging you say?


Loud_Eye_1137

May I have one helping of poo poo please


PowerBottomBear92

Twas the night before announcements, when all through the subreddit, Not a creature was stirring, not even a gay bear. The bags were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Scotty soon would be there. The shitposters were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of lambos danced in their heads. And mods in their towers, and I in my cardboard box, had just settled our debt for a string of ban bets


PowerBottomBear92

^(TWAS THE DAY OF THE SPUD) ^(AND ALL THROUGH THE SITE) ^(THE WATER WAS GUSHING) ^(WITH SUCH POWERFUL MIGHT) ^(TWAS NO GAS AFTER ALL) ^(THE ANNOUNCEMENT HASTENED TO ADD) ^(IT WAS PURE H2O, WHICH FOR INVESTORS, WAS QUITE SAD)


Stinkpretzel

I got shaken out of my drop bear tree...ban bets are coming and knowone can flee. JPOW said nothing new for retards to fear, except your own plays that'll fall over as soon a the sun rise clears. Tomorrow is the day you win or find a comfy dumbster behind you local Westfield's my dears.


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LET. THE BOY. WATCH. https://youtu.be/_hPp4dgmrc8 If ya need a laugh, check it


frankyfkn4fngrs

Legit one of my favourite blooper reels. When Ferrell starts breaking saying "I can feel the tension in the air" it gets me everytime.


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Haha 💯


Stinkpretzel

Ethereum taking your vibe... https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/wzswtc/my_god_what_are_they_doing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


The_Purple_Eagle

IVZ gang should get together to do waka waka


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Stinkpretzel

That's made my Sunday...it's funny shit


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Is it time to talk about BBOZ and BBUS yet?


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Yes - good call.


The_misteak

As a glue sniffing American, some one is going to get burned HARD at open. We had a panic sell throughout the day because perma-bulls believed our Fed bank was too chicken shit for a recession. Now they’re trying to price in a recession. Coming from a bear, Expect to lose August gains at least.


anomaly256

“Expect to lose August gains” Hahaha jokes on you there weren’t any gains! Oh wait fuck


WeatherOutside

Greetings fellow regard


raindog_

Who is this some "one" you speak of?


maybethough

Cheers cunt, but your warnings are wasted here. We've been prepping for 36 months sideways down 🔥🇹🇭💃


AltruisticCurtains

A few WSB visitors of late. Hmmm.


funbagz999

It's just a bunch of Hank Shraders after our minerals


Nevelo

Is Australia the new Europe?


AltruisticCurtains

Are they looking for Austria, maybe?


Nevelo

Austrie Austrie Austrie! He! He! He!


jtrulerededit

"If you ever feel powerless, just remember a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant." -bathroom stall, 2022 So f*k the bears and Powell and his Jackson hole!!!


Tacomaster33

Just a reminder LOV results tomorrow.... get your cheap jewelry ready for 60% growth and a 7% dividend! Gonna be a good day


kervio

Lofty valuation on LOV though


Tacomaster33

A p/e of 30ish after tomorrow's results on ~60% growth for the year and a 7% divvy? In this market that's pretty good. WES is on a p/e just over 20 and they barely growing anymore


kervio

They own a lithium mine, and you're backreferencing growth and forecasting earnings there to justify that P/E


Tacomaster33

WES earnings literally just came out and LOV tomorrow? 🤣 But if that doesn't work look at future growth or even historical growth over the past 5 years. LOV win both. Or look at div yield, I mean there's multiple things Owning a lithium mine doesn't justify an above 20 p/e, that's a tad optimistic


kervio

Will LOV continue to grow at the same rate as the last 5 years? How do we look at future growth? That's the thing with LOV is that it's been amazing, and might continue to be amazing, but it's hard to know for how long and how amazing it will be. I love BECKY more than most people, and LOV might be a nice investment, but it's not your typical value investor pick. Owning a fuckoff huge lithium deposit as well as a very good retail business like bunnings does go some way towards justifying a P/E of 20. I won't claim that their P/E is justified, just that it's more complicated than the retail story alone.


Mr_X2017

[Dido - White Flag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs) 🎵*I will go down with this shipppppp* 🎵


sneakycutler

Dude i love Dido when i was young. Is he still alive?


Particular_Love_8811

https://youtu.be/OFtNChII78k 🎼nothing is truly mine.🎶


Mr_X2017

[Enya - Only Time](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI) 🎵 *who can say where the road goessss* 🎵 ps im crying into my chardonnay right now


sumcunt117

Dont let me down IVZ


Alexis_Dirty_Sanchez

Be back to 23c by next week


divitini

Sounds like a bet


Alexis_Dirty_Sanchez

Sounds like you’re coping


ChZakalwe

It already has.


Blisser_the_Sniff

Shut your cunt mouth. It’s better when you tell your lies


shitredditsays01

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelHwf8o7_U


scrnk4

I repeat its been two days since Jackson Holes comments, it’s priced in now. Green Monday confirmed imo, let’s just move on yeh, ok sweet.


Denominator_K

Gimme some of that hopium


shitredditsays01

It's just your end of month tree shake to wash out the weak hands, hodl!!! - been getting high on hotcopper


besttesterer

We all know there will be one to three highly regarded stocks that do well tomorrow whilst the ASX takes a hot dump over all our portfolios.


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Andrew_Higginbottom

GRR?


stromyoloing

I think they will take a hit too. I’m expecting a dumpster fire tomorrow


sneakycutler

I think 2 of them of have their ex-divs coming up so ppl will want to pile in now which may curb any potential losses tomorrow


stromyoloing

I’m sure rich boomers will pile in soon…


captain007

Don't forget coal


Particular_Love_8811

That's 50% of my holdings right there.


Skewed_phalus

I sold everything and dropped it all on bboz on Wednesday. 36k shares @ 4.07 Hopefully the asx200 drops to 6k quickly.


Triog0n

I sold the nice, kind part of my soul to stay sane in this place long ago... so I'll be the big bad wolf tonight. Calling a proof or ban on this one. u/mcfucking


mcfucking

Looks like they came through 👍


Skewed_phalus

https://imgur.com/gallery/JvrwBZs


Triog0n

God speed, may the markets bless you


mcfucking

👍


Loud_Eye_1137

Proof or ban hotdog nuts


Skewed_phalus

https://imgur.com/gallery/JvrwBZs


anomaly256

I like how your brokerage app/site lists units as having 2 decimal places as if you could own a fraction of a share


Skewed_phalus

They allow you to purchase fractions with US equities. It is Stake fyi - user friendly app, 3 dollar brokerage in AUS, and free trades in the US..


anomaly256

Ah ok didn’t know that, ta


WowVeryJosh

A 146k yolo into bboz. almost worthy of a proof... 🤔


Skewed_phalus

https://imgur.com/gallery/JvrwBZs


kervio

He didn't write it like a dickhead trying to be a hero... I'm inclined to believe the madness.


username-taken82

Do it do it….


Skewed_phalus

https://imgur.com/gallery/JvrwBZs


WowVeryJosh

We know the ASX is dumping tomorrow. And surely our skewed_phalus will come through with some juuuuuicy gain porn right..... right?


Skewed_phalus

I am down 5 percent in the couple of days I owned it. Probably break even Monday then hope it continues going up.


AureusStone

Silly bear.


Blisser_the_Sniff

# # Free Sniff


wallyone123

🤧


SunkDestroyer

Sniff the bliss


Denominator_K

Yeah ok I'll have one if its free


vroomvromm

Lithium prices about to go for a run. Chinese brines remain impacted. Power and water rationing still in force. The brines are then due to shut in winter. If we can weather the volatility tomorrow, I reckon non Chinese lithium stocks are due for another run, similar to December 21/Jan22.


GeoSciFi

Brines have always been a poor option, especially when sourced in places like the Atacam Desert - change my mind!


Massive_Button9434

Get with the times. So long as you are in quality brine, you can’t go wrong. [Quality Brine](https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/30023/john-west-tuna-light-in-brine)


yippikiyayay

Vroom vroom