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Mysterious_Value_764

Stocks go up stocks go down


Temporary-Kick-8197

It be a bloody sea of red in the Lithium market today. Rip


Ok-Penalty-7046

IVZ with a panty soaker announcement and what a name for the second target babao? Truely though, this will likely confirm our farm in partner and for both wells within the next week.


Razorzej

Seems unusual for DW8 to suspend rather than halt for a cap raise.


toby9562

ACF release their results on 24 August. They will also release FY23 guidance which is expected to be very strong. I am hoping for a 20% SP increase to 60 cents but you never know with this market.


yothuyindi

DRE pumps out price-sensitive announcements like Motley Tool does dogshit stock recommendations


nohorncap

It's insane, in the best way. One stock that I'm glad to have learnt about c/o here :)


throw23w55443h

Is it time to take profits with IMU and rebuy when its drops or is it perminantly mooning? afaik we are a year from any results from stage 3 right?


lostdollar

Pharma deals/ takeovers usually occur at the end of phase 2 studies. Phase 3 studies costs millions of dollars and take years


throw23w55443h

True about takeover, i guess I'll need to dig into takeover news with imu


MS_travels

Can IVZ bring out some merch? Maybe a shirt with a picture of Scott in a muscle tee riding an elephant up to the exalo rig at sunset


deadlygnome

We are pleased to announce……


willybhoy1

That would be….majestic🦄


lostdollar

The could fund the second well costs with Merch sales


SandyDavey

Ayyyoooo, revised bid of A$0.250/share for GNX still low. Fuck these Atlassian dickheads.


DX6734D

Homebrand Elon strikes again


nohorncap

"Homebrand Elon" 😆 Oh, I love it.


anomaly256

Lol


lostdollar

Our Lord and saviour, [Waka be thy name ](https://i.ibb.co/RgZYfpT/Screenshot-20220812-154036.png)


throw23w55443h

I have a savings for my daughter which I have in some ETFs that i add $20 a week to (put it in once per year), she is up 7% since i invested the first lump sum 1 month ago. She will be picking my stocks from now on.


bluelakers

Can I ask what platform ? Had my first born yesterday and have been looking at SelfWealth kids to do something similar.


throw23w55443h

I used commsec pocket, $2 brokerage and low management fees for the ones i chose. Once its a more significant amount I'll probably move it to something bigger but its hard to justify $20 brokerage on $1200. I'm gonna give it to them for a house deposit or overseas holiday when they are 18-21.


nohorncap

it's a great idea, except pocket = shit. more on this at r/ausfinance


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bluelakers

Cheers mate, sounds like a great idea. My plan is pretty similar to give them a good start, who knows how expensive real estate could become when they are ready to buy. Get it compounding away early !


sneakycutler

… ok?


ProfessorJimHarris

IHL looking very tempting with their new hire... However was yesterday's 18% increase due to the leaking news? If so I'd expect some to sell the news today Edit: aaaaaaand I just bought some


throw23w55443h

I legitimately like IHL the most of all my speccies, that said you're brave buying in after yesterdays massive pump.


ProfessorJimHarris

I'm a brave idiot with the 10% drop now but outlook still looks good


FrankGrimesss

🚢💦


catch-10110

IVZ to close red today or I’ll take a week off u/mcfucking. Todays announcement was long expected - the only surprise was how long it took. I think people are too frothy with expectations and momentum cooled yesterday. Plus a holiday is always good 😉


plucky26

so much hate . nice one.


sumcunt117

Fucking moron That was harsh, its tru tho


Oldelpaso678

Time 2 buy


Awesomise

>We are **extremely** pleased You're fucked


catch-10110

Ahh fuck. Too late for takesie-backsies?


sumcunt117

Hater


catch-10110

I hold to be clear. Just going on the signals and having a bit of fun with it.


sumcunt117

Get’m !


username-taken82

sold. ​ Got this u/mcfucking


catch-10110

😘


sumcunt117

Waka just got a whole lot more spicy boys. Ann today - expect another resource upgrade next.


Lifeofgordi

So i have 50k shares in IVZ at 14c, contemplating keeping my sell order in at 30c (i'm in top 5 orders) or taking it off and just yolo'ing it all to closer lead up and drilling? Any ideas for this degenerate ​ Edit: Sell order is for 20k shares, so will carry through 30k shares for drilling. Just wanted my initial deposit out.


Competitive_Copy2451

Hold through drilling and make your parents proud.


PowerBottomBear92

You're getting out and I'm thinking about FOMO'ing in If there's one thing I finally learnt from the last 18 months on here is don't FOMO in but I want to so bad


bluey_02

I'm in a similar boat ($46k at 0.157 buy in) and can't decide to free-carry or not (if price gets to 0.30). I'll likely end up risking it all and if a duster comes out of first well, just hold until second drilling. Scared shitless of what I'm doing but hey ho not sure when this kind of opportunity will come up again in the short term.


A_Anderson151

We're in very similiar situations (47k at 0.158). I'm also still deciding on how much if any I sell though either way I have decided I'll probably wait until after spud but pre-first target. Makes things spicy


bluey_02

It's nice having a bit of spice in one's life hey.


Hodlmelongtime

Cut your sell order in half? You’ll feel good taking some profit, feel less regret if it does moon or plummet.


Dude_Chucks

Take it off, daddy waka isn’t finished with you yet. Obviously financial advice, RAINS IN AFRICA


PowerBottomBear92

Scott is going to make me cum


A_Anderson151

I like to imagine Scott browsing through this thread while sipping his morning coffee only to see: PowerBottomBear92: "*Scott is going to make me cum"* Scott: *"Well that's enough internet for me today"*


PowerBottomBear92

😘


_It-is-what-it-is_

Waka waka announcement.


deadlygnome

Listen to your God (Scotty), this is our motto Your time to shine, don't wait in line Y vamos por todo People are raising their expectations Go on and feed them, this is your moment No hesitations Today's your day, I feel it You paved the way, believe it


InterestingShow1112

Now I’m green on NEA, bring on another bid 🚀 ‘strong growth, strong cash position’


TypeJack

Is the motley fool written by a bot? The articles read like the ones from simply wall.st


raindog_

Purchased from a service, top and tailed by some lowly paid content junior burger, headline “optimised” and published. The original from the wire may be bot written yes. Simply wall.st would be buying from the same wire/service.


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Razorzej

What time is HRE (Heavy Rare Earths) listing today?


raindog_

Is it so heavy that a moon rocket won’t be able to take off?


Calm_Lengths

It's next week - today is the last day if you want to buy in to the IPO (if you look at their [website](https://hreltd.com.au/) \- not sure if its open to all though)


Razorzej

Confirmed. ASX site says 24/8 at 10:30


Luxim_

Patiently awaiting the IHL announcement to find out how many balls Joel fit in his mouth... 👨‍💻


chicko1983

I missed this rumour? What are we expecting an announcement on?


Mayijoinyou

At least 4 if insider info is correct


SunkDestroyer

Definitely keen to sell some shares next year and take a six month trip to Europe.. working full time for the last 4 years straight is bullshit


Lifeofgordi

Have just gotten back and i'm already planning a 6 month hiatus to Europe and Mexico for next year! Can't recommend enough


kervio

Mexico is amazing. I'd pay about a million shares of a dog stock right now to be sipping a mezcal at sunset with a good salsa on my table.


Crumpy88

It'll cost you 1million 4DS shares


SunkDestroyer

I used to do heaps of travelling, long multi day bushwalks and living it up but I’ve just been working flat out since 2018.. so keen to have a massive break hey


destined2bepoor

I did most of my travelling about a decade ago, I'd highly recommend doing it at some stage if you can. We've only been to Japan the last few years coz of Covid and the travel bug is back in a big way.


SunkDestroyer

I want to take most of the year off next year tbh. Very lucky in that I’ve got dual citizenship to Germany 🇩🇪 and zero debt so really there is nothing stopping me :)


destined2bepoor

Nice, will it be bankrolled by your stocks? Might as well do it while you're young man! Get after it. Just make sure you have those trade papers first!


SunkDestroyer

I’m trying to save up 20k before the trip, then see how it lasts me. Would be good to not touch the stocks unless I really needed to hey


destined2bepoor

I guess it's a good start and then if you need to sell some to get you home or if your plans change.


peglegsmeg

🟢🟢🟢


Mayijoinyou

Yes


kangaroute

thank you for your DD


twentyoneandbald

Continue to play the TPW volatility, great spread


maybethough

"The consumer is absolutely rooted, they can barely afford food so definitely not buying clothes or anything else." -- 1 month later-- "Wait lol nvm" Yours (in)sincerely, Walmart


yothuyindi

need to look at the *next* six months, not the *past* six months barely any of this rate rise impact will have been reflected in the reports we're seeing come out this quarter... need to see what company messaging etc. looks like around December to make a proper call


kervio

bullish for my DSK holding? 🤔


maybethough

I don't see why not. Retail in general sold off on stories of everyone being broke, and it turns out they aren't (quite as broke as we thought, yet).


kervio

This is the hopium I need.


FrankGrimesss

I wonder if IHL will drop a price sensitive ann today 🤔


Background-Charge-50

wish granted


FrankGrimesss

I am shocked, shocked I say


Hot_Acanthocephala53

Wow, the DOW made back most of its post Feds rate rise losses Recession canceled


Krylo22

If it was really a recession at all with this low unemployment


sneakycutler

BBBY (Bed Bath & Beyond) \+ 75.25% right now. wtf? u/colliric


ChZakalwe

It was making the rounds on WSB. Some of then are trying for GME MK2.


WeatherOutside

FUBU as well.


[deleted]

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WeatherOutside

I think its not the clothes its a pay tv type thing. I was into Cross Colours pants ;)


colliric

Yeah it's going.... 3-Year high is in striking distance.


sneakycutler

But … why


colliric

Short Squeeze by WallStreetBets.


Kind_West7116

They will jump out at the end of the week


AureusStone

Just waiting for the posts saying, "I invested every dollar I had in BBBY options, I was up 10 million, but was sure it would at least go up another 10000%, but now my options are worthless"


Outside_Arrival_8897

I love watching it but f participating haha


colliric

I put in $10(USD). If it becomes $100 I plan on splitting it up 10 ways on other stuff. Otherwise I'll just hold it.


WeatherOutside

I participated. Jumped in 3 separate buys on FUBU. Rug pulled very quickly and lost $2k all up. Not doing that again.


anomaly256

Bed bath and beyond.. rugs.. there’s a joke there but I’m too sleep deprived to fucking bother right now


WeatherOutside

Haha that is good ;)


sneakycutler

Does anyone know who are the big uranium companies listed in the US?


nohorncap

do a search on your frends r/WallStreetBets for all the hopium


Forlonius

Cameco is the only real large cap listed on the North American markets. Kazatomprom is the other large company in the sector and are listed on the LSE. At the next rung down of 1-2 billion market cap, you've got UUUU (OK), DNN (good), NXE (ok to good), and UEC (lifestyle shitco). Slightly smaller you've got URG which is pretty legitimate and then it's shitcos all the way down.


Any-Juggernaut972

PEN is only a small cap at 170M but should be restarting next year with contracts in place. Looks like pretty good value at the moment. I'm hoping to top up at .155


Mitchuation

We only buy peninsula at .15 this is the way


Any-Juggernaut972

Today could be that day!


Niemz

Cameco


bethetrade

Will TLG ever get their reindeer licenses sorted?


SatansFriendlyCat

You need the teachings of /u/rhythm34 to still not know the answer, but in a more profound and in-depth way.


mypdacc

IMU anyone


PowerBottomBear92

somehow missed IHL doing 18% on no news today lol


G-forced

When is U back on the menu 😭


SatansFriendlyCat

I is always on the menu bby grrl, watchu mean


ChZakalwe

I want a different menu.


SatansFriendlyCat

[I gotchu, fam](https://www.facebook.com/cccpsaigon/menu)


[deleted]

I know it’s a sin to talk about etf’s here, but anyone know why DHHF gapped up like a speccy miner this morning? Check out the candlestick


nohorncap

making sense out of etfs is a true autist folly. shovel money in now take money out in x years time. no more.


sneakycutler

I don’t think it’s a sin, per se. It’s just that it’s literally designed to be a passive investment. What’s there to discuss about a stock that moves up or down 0.5% every day. 😴 The exception is if you’re talking about thematic ETFs, but then it’s like, why be a bitch and not just choose 1 or 2 stocks in the theme? Particularly because Thematic ETFs have notoriously high management fees (MER)


DX6734D

I can only assume someone fat fingered it


shitredditsays01

Home Depot and Walmart smash earnings, bullish. Green day incoming!


colliric

Oh my god..... BBBY +33%! It's blasting off! Edit: Now it's 40% Not long till it hits it's 3 year high!


sneakycutler

Green 🍆


TypeJack

Another la Nina called, nice knowing you east coasters.


Razorzej

Good for JHG


ringisdope

Need for Speed vibes when I hear this


SlaughterRain

WBT ​ 4DS finally dead, i really hope some shitcunts in here listened to me when i called it many moons ago.


DrizzyDradle

Congratulations. You are the smartest smelly old cunt at the TAB


sneakycutler

What was your original rationale?


[deleted]

Yeah many moons ago… can you gargle my cum?


SlaughterRain

Multiple times i called it and on many moons too. ​ Your mum is gurgling my cum so a little busy right now sorry.


[deleted]

You want a medal cunt?


ChZakalwe

Fuck that guy, give me the medal!


Ozemuss

You’ll melt it down for its base metals!!


Meh-Levolent

Threads are getting more active. People must be making money again.


Jason_Tail

*breaking even*


Meh-Levolent

People are breaking even?


porcherlord

Or we’ve finally recovered from a brutal rape


amaznow

When it’s not a complete embarrassment to look at your trading app… it’s time to come back 😂🍾


harrisondiscreetly

I’m looking to sell out of some of my dogs like, WR1. Take profits out of LRS and maybe CXO and I’m looking for a high risk, huge loss/reward play. I’ve been looking into the following, keen to hear any thoughts on them: LPM - lithium, currently drilling LPI- seems undervalued lithium compared to peers KZR - Pilbara lithium play MMG - assays due end of September OLY lithium and gold in WA. SGA - Kazakhstan graphite CRR Anyone like/hold/vehemently dislike any shares from this list?


nohorncap

there’s other new lithiums - go through smallcaps/stock head and dyor there . OCN is one.


Razorzej

TBH none of them are really on my radar yet.


Any-Juggernaut972

MAY is only about a week away from hitting the largest strike of oil ever in Cuba. Or not.


Biggunzmcgeee

IVZ is literally the highest risk/reward on this sub right now


[deleted]

Haha why the fuck would you take it out of LRS? Didn’t you read the last few months worth of releases?


harrisondiscreetly

Because everyone says the management are dodgy and they live off announcement and capital raises. Why are you so bullish? Was going to lock in some profits


lanpup

Why no IVZ it’s weeks / days away from some big news. I think it fits your criteria of huge loss/reward.


Carllsson

Kalamazoo sounds more like a Harry Potter spell than a resource company. Buy.


WowVeryJosh

Checkmate AusFinance VDHG investors (-8.68% 1yr return), I'm getting [3.50% interest on my bank account](https://www.savings.com.au/news/boq-savings-increase-august)


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Inc dividends? IF the PROs managing these funds cant make a buck maybe WE plebs dont need to feel so bad?


sneakycutler

-8%?! ouch. Better off gambling a 50/50 speccy 😂


nohorncap

I thought you were banking with GL1. Sweet interest rate for the year, not liking that new curve this week though. [going….down?](https://i.imgur.com/gAA3bRg.jpg)


kervio

Age unmasked.


WowVeryJosh

You really think I would be one of the "how do you do fellow kids"???


SatansFriendlyCat

I think that WowVeryJosh is 27, light brown hair, round glasses, always looks like a person who is angry about something but trying to conceal it. Dresses warmer than the weather in expensive casual clothing, drives a Subaru XV, no pets. Owns a puffer jacket. Is surprisingly tall and is frequently pursued by others seeking to hook up. Has a fondness for glass furniture and energy drinks and expensive deli cheeses. Nearly joined a band, nearly became an actuary, changed his mind at the last minute on both counts. Walks really fast even indoors. Persists in wearing baseball caps but they don't suit. A competent snowboarder. Secretly enjoys newspaper puzzles. Once strangled a possum. Once dangled off a balcony.


sneakycutler

Not my proudest wank.


ChZakalwe

Shouldn't it be? I mean, the pride comes from achieving something difficult, and hard for the Everyman. I mean, what the achievement in wanking to, say, Angelina Jolie? So, wouldn't this be, in fact your proudest wank?


sneakycutler

This is the level of mental ju jitsu that creates an elite autist


SatansFriendlyCat

>"hard for the Everyman" Jake Peralta: "title of your sex tape".


ChZakalwe

Which one?


SatansFriendlyCat

The VHS one


ChZakalwe

Waitaminute...


kervio

Let me see how you hold a skateboard before I answer...


fractured_bedrock

Things the market has taught me so far in 2022: * If you start trading in one of the biggest bull markets in history, you will be mentally unprepared for how bad things can get * If you invest in the story, you will get smoked * A portfolio of small caps will get toasted as soon as the supply of capital dries up, no matter how golden their potential seems


DrizzyDradle

Can you send that to me back in first half of 2021? Cheers


chantythechanter

Check, tick and yep... Fuck


FrankGrimesss

Im in this post and I don't like it


shitredditsays01

I feel personally attacked. I thought this was a safe space.


[deleted]

Bought a new piano today.


Awesomise

I have a $7k piano siting in the basement doing FA. Still significantly less money than what I've lost on the stock market, so far.


here2FuckSpiders2

Now you're not the only one played at your house


cohex

Sing us a song


Rosencrantz1710

You’re the piano man


ChZakalwe

Sing us a song tonight


cohex

Well, we're all in a mood for a speccie


ChZakalwe

And you got us feeling alright


Rosencrantz1710

It’s ten o’clock on a trading day


LycheeLeading

Tom and the crowds shuffle in


poptartape

Also like pianos


Nevelo

What kind?


[deleted]

Kawai NV5s


Nevelo

Very nice.


spank-hair

Proof or ban. (Fellow muso just wants to hear you shred it..).


[deleted]

Haha got a pic if you want..


ilovenyano

Finally some truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyRdKVIGUoY That's why I dislike Ray Dalio, pumped up China stocks and investing over and over and then sold out his entire position. Billionaires only want one thing, more money especially if it's yours.


rhythm34

Notwithstanding my disapproval of Dalio for being a massive China shill, I do have a level of respect for the exit pump. Takes some commitment to put out a 500+ page book for the cause instead of some Reddit shitposts. Although if I had 9 or 10 figures on the line and a team of researchers doing the work for me I could probably find the motivation for writing a book.


fractured_bedrock

To be fair, it's the ability to quickly and decisively change your mind when reality fails to comply with your thesis that makes a brilliant investor. It is what made Dalio a billionaire in the first place. I think he genuinely believed (and probably still does) that China will continue to grow and then surpass the US as the world's largest economy. Despite that, he has a duty to his shareholders to protect their wealth. No matter what he believes, if the economic indicators are suggesting a decline for whatever reason, he would have to act defensively.


Mutated_Cunt

Rather ironic this guy works at the Michael Milken Institute. Agreed that Dalio's brain turns to mush when he talks about China.


rsoule878

Im 200m short of happy. Drill the hole MAY