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kegabb

18k up today. I think a personal best and not one single fucking announcement Fukn happy days


SugeKnight_StandOver

DR FAUCI, Dont forget what he said is "No no dont buy the dip we're going into recession". ​ I said im sorry Doctor you're a wonderful man... and he is a nice man. You're a wonderful man but im buying that dip - that's what i said. ​ I saved thousands of lives and he admitted it 2 months later. ​ And Dr Fauci said "DONT Buy the dip", you seen the thing... and now he says "Buy the dip" and they say you know he's a wonderful guy.. and HE IS a wonderful guy i like him. He just happens to have paper hands. ​ \#HappyGreenDay


FrankGrimesss

I much prefer today, US futures turn red after we close, and hopefully finish green before we open tomorrow. 🤞


Butter-Brain

Who's ready to get anal fisted tomorrow and lose today's gains + more


Drswing69

..Never had gains, nothing to lose. I'll take the fisting for fun.


Butter-Brain

Your our fucking hero


lionsforlambos

RAC is getting increasingly hard to like


InterestingShow1112

Sounds like it’s time to buy back in


BrettoStevens

GAAAAAAIINNNNNN TRAAAAIIIIN COMING THROUGH, GRR, AR1 KILLING IT


WadoBJJ87

Regret not getting in recently at 21c so like a true autist I bought the peak today


FrankGrimesss

Stay frosty Bretto, don't forget to take some profits on the way to the moon.


Numerous_Yellow4152

Pls do something EXR! It’s very much love hate kind of relationship right now…..


flatblade3mm

3% up mainly thanks to SHE and its 20% gain.


NearSightedGiraffe

Only another 25% and I break even on it


flatblade3mm

Next quarterly should have the numbers your looking for.


Aggravating_Set980

SYA LRS PLS lithium god mode rn. Make it our year 🤞 ya bastards


asap_hargrave

Portfolio up 4.56% today, thank fuck for LRS,AZL and SYA Good luck tomorrow autists


Man_of_moist

Portfolio Up 5.29% today Thankyou IVZ


Dude_Chucks

The waka did some heaving waka-ing today that’s for waka. Unlike EXR, fucking dog


AltruisticCurtains

Portfolio exactly on par with XAO today, finishing up 1.03%.


shitredditsays01

Where is my +1.03% The ASX is a scamdream


jtrulerededit

Takes 3-4 days to make few thousands and only a day to lose all of that. Fuck it's painful to watch.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Averaged down on MLX. Probably bought the dip instead of the dips dip but anyhow……


yothuyindi

these coal prices are insane 😲 the shit just keeps going up, pretty crazy prepare to get fucked on our upcoming electricity bills 🍆


ewanelaborate

I'm slowly becoming the old man who tells people to wear a jacket and ugg boots instead of turning on the heater... You wanna be warm. Go for a run I also took the heat light out of the bathroom last week. I really am a cheap cunt.


Ashley_Sophia

The heat lamp in the bathroom is one of life's simple pleasures. You're a fucking savage.


ewanelaborate

It's cut, no more heat lamps. Along with outdoor lights, salt lamps, scent infusers, the dishwasher and the cooking light above the stove top. You wanna be warm after the shower. Put some dam trackies on or light a fire I have insurance.


Ashley_Sophia

Jesus Christ. You're literally describing our house. Are YOU my husband's boyfriend? Leave our Himalayan Salt Lamp out of this.


SpecialFit3433

You a sparky ?


Blisser_the_Sniff

It happens slowly, then quickly


BuiltDifferant

You’d be one of those rich cunts that buys all the shit on special lol.


ewanelaborate

I'm actually terrible. I have minimal in pantries and fridge. And probably go to the green grocer and butcher every 2 days. As a result I'm not wasteful.


BuiltDifferant

Fair enough but you eat well!


yothuyindi

all I know is solar panels are looking more & more appealing every day 🌞


Dude_Chucks

Man solar is basically a guaranteed 30% return. Conditions apply FLAMING GALAH


ewanelaborate

What I find interesting is we really are a lucky country when it comes to these issues. Of course cooling is probably our bigger issue for lower socio economic and I guess pensioners. But really we just pay abit more. But if I compare Iit to the potential European crisis where they receive both extremes of heat and cold. It's a pretty grim scenario for them. There going to be in the circumstance where rationing might even need to be applied. I guess the same applies to certain parts of Asia.


Wannaliveinpenthouse

Do they still offer some bonus shit to set up your own solar panel?


ewanelaborate

State specific usually. Vic plays around with there's abit


w-j1m

i must be getting old because i look at ALK with one random buy order for about $430k right at the top of the buy stack while the company is (not halted) pending a release of A STATE SIGNIFICANT MINERAL RESOURCE and all i can think is LEAKY BOAT. i mean, what is the opposite of a tree shake? STAPLING LEAVES BACK ON? GLUING THEM?


mison82

Up 10% today !!! Fuck yeah


InterestingShow1112

Another market-beating day - +1.09%, at this rate, by December I'll be in overall profit again


Whateverididntwantit

looks like averaging up on GRR last week was the right call


coastie_trader

ASX up 1% Me down $143.00. Thanks EXR ya fuckin Mutt!


Fruityboy

Far out everyone of my stocks finished red today unreal.


Calm_Lengths

Maybe you need to take those dogs out back?


Fruityboy

Sorry I meant all green damn autocorrect can't remember how to spell green.


Competitive_Copy2451

Take them to the farm.


Fruityboy

*every one not everyone. Idiot.


Competitive_Copy2451

ZIP new 52 week low at 0.90 🙏 Great buying opportunity. DIOR GALAH 🦩


timtams89

Fucking idiots still buying this shit at .90 when at least there is a small chance of a rocket with the pick of speccy miners


InterestingShow1112

0.895.... thanks LD & co🖕


Particular_Love_8811

$49.26 from total profit in the green. Cum on Bazza, I love ya big fellow.


Particular_Love_8811

There's always tomorrow. 😊


Oxi_Dat_Ion

Scalped 60K of PSC for a $300 gain. 0.45% returns. We eating good tonight boys.


BuiltDifferant

God damn seagull


BuiltDifferant

You fucking scalper you !!


FrankGrimesss

Spare some pussy for the rest of us!


fishstickisepic

Hoping GRR can push through recent highs here, doing really well


captain007

If we break through $1.44 which was the 52 week high from a couple weeks ago, then we should see a solid breakout.


El_Nuto

I'm on breakout watch too. If it closes lower though it could be back down???


captain007

As with all technical - it's right, up until the point that it isnt


El_Nuto

Sir I'm just guessing. Sold half today at 1.445 may regret may not no idea. Looking to rebuy cheaper or worst case buy other dips.


El_Nuto

Sold the other half today at 1.54 I don't feel too bad made 40k on grange and off to the next best. Great company though.


kangaroute

LRS just warming up for a real flight tomorow


Calm_Lengths

Will it raise past the CR price? Here's to hoping


SunkDestroyer

LKE: - Demonstration plant announcement due within the five weeks. This will be a major milestone for all long term holders. - DFS and ESIA due between July and end of September. I would expect financing news to flow not too long afterwards. Anytime this year: - Updates to the current MoU's. - Updates on other projects. - Unexpected announcements regarding futher offtake agreements or funding Sure lots of people are sceptical about LKE, especially considering the ridiculous run it's had... But the main reasons I invested in them is because of their low impact and ESG benefits - it won't be long until car/battery manufacturers need to prove that their raw materials meet strong ESG standards. What's the point of going "green" if your fucking up the environment while doing so? If they can pull this off then they will be setting standards for lithium brine extraction worldwide. All things considered it should be a ripper rest of the year ahead 🍻


Big_Albatross_

ASX is a dog...


anonbrowser_

Sell it? ...


Big_Albatross_

It's a love hate relationship, I hate the ASX but the ASX loves to fuck me...


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

Hey u/letsburn00 , whats the dealio with these meetups? x


letsburn00

Making a post today. Wanted to give the ban post a few days in the sun.


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

<3


letsburn00

[Enjoy](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/us680p/asx_bets_meetup_locations_for_saturday_the_21st/)


NearSightedGiraffe

SPN shooting up for no apparent reason


mrfancifulfox

It shot up once a 1.2m buy order cleared around 2pm.


tfbujffhjj

Source?


mrfancifulfox

Check course of sales


mrfancifulfox

Wonder if it is linked to their affiliation with FFI - who announced their future Director of Projects / CEO today?


tfbujffhjj

Thanks


BrettoStevens

I dunno wtf is going on with AR1 up 60% in 5 days off the back of no announcements, volume going crazy everyday for no reason. We aren't even producing at max yet, praying it isn't priced in once we do...


Wannaliveinpenthouse

I think it’s likely to end like its other number fellow


BrettoStevens

Nope not this time friend, I believe. This company boutta do me wonders, and if I'm wrong then I'm wrong and lesson learnt, but for now I'll be holding for a long time to come


alllrandom

Congrats on holding a rocket


BrettoStevens

Cheers mate. Have been blessed


here2FuckSpiders2

4 days like that, debit collectors disappearing and wife dropping the divorce.. I should breakeven.


sneakycutler

Article on the front page of the SMH: BHP is profitting from the Ukranian war through fertilisers shortfall, amongst other things. ([link](https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/bhp-eyes-a-windfall-driven-by-the-war-20220518-p5ambv.html)) *Between them Russia, Belarus and Ukraine account for about 37 per cent of the global supply of potassium, 17 per cent of the market for nitrogen and 14 per cent of the market for phosphorous fertilisers.* *Agricultural productivity and food security —and fertiliser prices – are already being affected by the war and the sanctions. The price of potash, for instance, has rocketed from about $US220 a tonne before the invasion to more than $US560 a tonne.* *The sanctions haven’t just been imposed on Russia. The European Union began imposing sanctions on Belarusian individuals and entities after the discredited 2020 presidential election amid claims of human rights abuses by the authoritarian president, Alexander Lukashenko. Since the invasion, with Belarus used as a staging post for Russian troops, the EU has extended the sanctions to trade, including fertilisers.*


kervio

iron ore pellllletz also!


BrettoStevens

KLL comeback season


OldMateHarry

Excellent news for BHP holders I suppose.


DontDoTheDo

To all the people who thought we waaka’d our last wakka 🥁🥁🪘🪘🦍🦍💃


WadoBJJ87

I sold out at 15c after holding for 9 months 😭


DontDoTheDo

Thank you for your sacrifice soldier


sneakycutler

What's up with LRS? +25%


yoloforthelambo

Bought a new block of land.


mison82

Shhh don’t scare it


shitredditsays01

MAY top 10 anime betrayals


Butter-Brain

Greed kicking in yet?


whenami-whyareyou

Almost back in the green… can’t wait to get destroyed when rates get raised again next month.


TooManyStocks22

IHL nice and steady at 52c!


mo2704

Been on a great run last week or 2. Hope they get started on their trials asap.


FrankGrimesss

CDT turning into a nice little play for me... at this rate.


dick-face-dick-face

missed out by a pip.


LOKERMANE

LRS 💎


Crumpy88

Loaded Rocket Ship


Butter-Brain

King of cum back


here2FuckSpiders2

Doing dat thing again


ChilliNoodles07

What's the best small cap copper/gold play?


new_handle

RRR


w-j1m

ALK or CNB


stumbled_here

OZM for gold, PGO are similar too


Crumpy88

NVA 😙


Retired-Wiggle

CNB seems to be a legit copper player. lots of shit in the ground, pretty sure it hasnt been JORCd yet. Down quite in bit in the recent downturn. Doubt theres a whole lot more in the price discovery of the company, but if they mine it could be a decent long termer.


Man_with_a_mortgage

AAU


TooManyStocks22

HCH


HoPPa850

CUS


Mr_X2017

VML to cap raise within the next month (15th June) or give me a couple of weeks off. I could be off by a quarter and they thread the needle with what should be a lower quarterly burn going forward but ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ yolo. /u/mcfucking


AntiCGT

Looking more like a CR now, seems they won't get REEtec money on time as only 2.5t being delivered by October.


Mr_X2017

Not sure what their plan is because the outlook for getting a raise away in the next 6 months doesn't look good. Now that it is going to be even clearer for retail to see that the ramp up will take longer and money coming in is going to be later and likely smaller (who the fuck knows the split also) there could be a race for the door.


username-taken82

Sold. Got this one u/mcfucking


mcfucking

🙏


Big_Albatross_

Hoping for a pump before they do... Otherwise it will be brutal


AntiCGT

We have been talking about this heaps, it's such a tight rope. Will send you my quick maths.


Mr_X2017

Go for it. When do you expect they will (if at all)?


AntiCGT

If they do it I expect next Q, though I am 70% thinking they will manage without. If the REEtec money isn't going to be in by December (it should be though) then they will 100% need a CR. Near term news flow with current drilling gives them opportunity to raise anywhere from June though.


Calm_Lengths

Interesting bet for the CR. If they see revenue come production in June/July, they'll stave off the CR for quite some time. If no revenue, I think they might only last til the end of the year before more is needed


Mr_X2017

With ramp up time and then just general lag between when they produce something, getting it shipped overseas to getting money in the account from REETech selling I expect they won't be making much this calendar year.


Doomkoon4648

Reetec don't need to sell it, Reetec has bought the 187.5t ndpr as pre bought and are stockpiling it first shipment to reetec is Q3 so I'd expect Q4 at latest for revenue.. how much is anyone's guess.


Calm_Lengths

Whilst the general lag is not unexpected, I would have anticipated that REETec would be making some form of payment for receipt of the product and a subsequent one as part of the revenue sharing agreement. This might just be me smoking the hopium joint, so the next CR can be at a higher SP than the last one at 6.5c


HeiPando

They already raise capital from a no interest loan (C$5) and are trading OTC in North America. I expect CR in 6 months instead.


AntiCGT

That shouldn't be treated as cash, it's funding for Saskatoon construction and could only be available for paying invoices associated with construction etc. Unfortunately we don't know the terms.


HeiPando

If shit get blown out... money is pooled from when you can get it right.


sneakycutler

MAY went from 10% to grey 😪


OldMateHarry

VML has become an influencer and MAY just got influenced


ashowaboutnothing

WBT up 21% at various points of the day… “Response to ASX Price Query” document makes a mildly amusing appearance shortly after. El pumpo 101.


Funny_Automatic

HVY boiiii


TooManyStocks22

When I see this ticker I always think why is someone commenting about Harvey Norman on this page!! I hope you are a holder of HVY & well done if you are :)


Delicious_Smell_9254

6 Month reminder went off for [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/qvth0o/comment/hl1fsyc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3). So I guess I'll call u/Rude_Jello_377 a "dumb cunt for believing in a scam dream." It did recover a little but currently in worst shape for 6 months so I'll take that as permission 😂


Rude_Jello_377

Ahhh true. I did sell out a couple of days after that IIRC, but I did also grant permission to call me a dumb cunt 😂


raindog_

Honestly, the hotcrapper forum for this stock is my weekly pitstop for a laugh. There are some accounts on there that have 10s of thousands of comments all on that forum. It's so unbelievably hostile. Hard to tell whether the hate accounts are all just the same bloke. I own a tiny bit of this shit stock, and am holding on for some hope for that "factory" to open in New York, or Jersey or wherever the hell it is.


Calm_Lengths

Didn't he say he sold out after a holding through some of the articles coming out, made some profit off it but was significantly less stressed about it?


Delicious_Smell_9254

Ah yeah does ring a bell. Still the permission was given so I take my shot.


meatpie_lover

What stock?


Delicious_Smell_9254

MNS


Doomkoon4648

Please don't be vml please don't be vml hahah.


TooManyStocks22

VML is a different scam dream!!


w-j1m

ITM announces substantial clay hosted REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs RARE EARTH ELEMENTS hosted in KAOLIN. what could go wrong


Calm_Lengths

Maybe LRS can get something from its Cloud 9 deposit thats more than useless kaolin? then again, they've realised lithium is where the rockets are, hence the buy up of more tenements


rattled1315

Sitting at the local library working on some uni assignments and the old codger next to me in surfing the RAC, WBT and SYA pages of hot copper at light speed


supircraig

He's a paid down ramper....Kick him in his vagina


willybhoy1

Haha I’d prefer to get caught looking at porn rather than HC in a public place


HeiPando

write a post note and leave on his laptop... saying ALL in on IVZ.


rattled1315

Hahaha he’s using the public desktops trying to sneakily suss his portfolio


HeiPando

Even better.. Post it note saying join us on Reddit at ASX\_BETS


rattled1315

ahaha fuck i wish i had thought of that


TooManyStocks22

It might be a view of your future in 40 years time!!


Calm_Lengths

RAColyte or Dr Tendies himself?


rattled1315

RAColyte for sure this bloke bleeds loyalty


shitredditsays01

How thick are his arms, does he look like a good tree shaker?


rattled1315

He looks like he’s a paid downramper running his fkn mouth for the fun of it


sneakycutler

Probably Pig from HC, that annoying fuck.


tbgoose

Good time to get on the LKE bandwagon, or this dip wasn't enough to make it worth it?


Forlonius

Depends on macro more than anything predictable about LKE tbh. Demo plant is meant to be in place by end of June so hypothetically that will either be a juicy catalyst up if it's successful or a step down if it's delayed/doesn't work as expected - but in current environment I don't think either scenario will overrule the basics of risk on/risk off market movements and JPow panic.


sneakycutler

Checking the market today, **it's been volatile AF.**


BeardFactory

The whiplash of +1.5% futures to red 2 days in a row isn’t as exciting as it sounds


M1UR4

Who’s gonna Yolo on IVZ all the way through their drilling campaign? ☝️


Royal-Guarantee4019

The way I see it.. risk your initial holdings for a potential 5-10x minimum.. risk to reward like this rarely comes up and after listening to the webinar I’m more confident then ever. Life changing company for holders and Zimbabwe 🇿🇼


Joshoohaa

Almost sitting up 100% up, and have held over 12 months. Plan to sell off initial stake between 100-150% gain then see what drilling brings!


poptartape

Going to be tempting to just risk holding. Will assess after seismic is released


Tenconeslater

I'm putting a stop loss at my average buy and going all the way


Competitive_Copy2451

By yolo you mean hold everything through the drilling? No way, look at what happened to 88e (twice). I will sell off enough so I'm free carrying the day drilling starts. DIOR GALAH


M1UR4

It’s either $5 or $0 for me brother. 🫣


StinkyFatWhale

What's obese, has bad BO and swims in the sea? You have 4 guesses Hint: it's me


w-j1m

can you smell BO in water though?


StinkyFatWhale

Yes... The trick is you gotta be able to sniff underwater.. Your puny human Lungs will never understand


AntiCGT

You can smell this whale's BO, kinda smells like Ambergris.


w-j1m

learnt a new word. thanks


kervio

I have some colleagues in Vanuatu who found a bunch of ambergris on a beach, they sold it and partied hard for a few days.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Just a few days? I thought that stuff was beyond ridiculously expensive!


kervio

There are a lot of middle men between some tribesmen on a rando beach and a perfume house... plus it's not a party unless everyone is having fun, so you know... share the love.


HeiPando

# 🐋💕


HeiPando

Is that everyone? We YOLO in the 13-15c range man.. Since CR was at 10c after dipping from 24c the first run.


captain007

Okay okay, time to put my money where my mouth is.... metaphorically. I'd like to place a wager that GRR will hit $1.80 by September 1st. I think a one month ban seems fair. u/mcfucking


kervio

Maybe I'm a greedy bitch but I'm hoping we're in the 2s by year's end.


mcfucking

🦄 noted


Calm_Lengths

You reckon iron ore is going to back to $200/t?


captain007

I don't know if it'll get back to $200 in the next 3 months, but I'm banking on china stimulus boosting iron ore prices, then a solid FY report in August with a nice tasty dividend. That's the plan anyway.


TooManyStocks22

If only there was a Big Balls Award to present to you!


CantGetAidsTwice

Before the influx of how do I convert my LKE options comes in. Login to automic, click documents and statements, click other documents, exercise form is in there. BPAY, user reference number on form, no you don't need to fill out form if you are exercising all options


scorpio_

Very wishful thinking. Cunts will be asking up until they expire and even afterwards they will be asking why they disappeared...


HeiPando

No influx cause I taught the Koalas [here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/pefab3/guide_how_to_exercise_lkebopt_when_it_becomes/)


CantGetAidsTwice

You honestly think people search for shit before starting a new thread


HeiPando

So what is the premise for your comment then? You hit me with a rebuttal when it the same rebuttal? Several individual including mods link back to it since it visualized.


here2FuckSpiders2

Lithium erection


stonefree251

*cries in LTR*


shitredditsays01

LTR rose from $1.15 to $1.31 not bad not bad (yes I cried as I watched all my profits turn into a loss from $2.19 to $1.15)


here2FuckSpiders2

U can always withdraw from your super for a cheeky top up