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isthatthetime81

Fucking hell BRK. I thought if I stopped looking you’d go up. Nope


AltruisticCurtains

From up 2%, to down .94%. Silver lining is that one of my stocks that copped a significant beating was up 4.5%. In other news, XRO is running as everyone's favourite knife catch the last two trading days. If we get more NASDAQ red, it better drop down with the rest of tech so I don't feel ripped off if I choose to purchase. Still on watch. Still too soon.


RETAW57

So Fuel Excise cut was 22c, Crude Oil was $110 the week prior to the cut, Petrol in perth was in the 200's on the pre-cut wednesday (our fuel cycle is 2 weeks here now).. Oil was 100 last week... and Petrol in Perth is set to be 200+ on Wednesday. Looks like we've already caught up 22c and will be higher come the next cycle with higher oil prices (110 vs 100).. ​ I mean Fuel costs are somewhat negligible life expenses for 80% of people, but why even cut excise, when it's only going to benefit the Ampol and Viva shareholders. Now we've lost tax revenue, and prices are higher anyway.


Particular_Love_8811

Why I am holding both BHP and WPL. I saw this shit show coming back in December.


MAPABI

At least you can tap your super to bid up real estate values some more


Triog0n

Gotta love it when decades of research and policy which show that giving/enabling first home buyers to have a flat amount of extra money to buy a home just drive prices up by the equivalent amount.


MAPABI

Viva la revolucion


infernaltuv

You got your answer yourself. Remember to check how large the subsidies for fossil fuels are in Australia. Just another one


SnooDonuts1536

I think I got COVID


SunkDestroyer

Atleast something is positive


Invertmypicks69

Bullish


WeatherOutside

Let the US futures reversal begin. Green by 8pm AEST or 1 week ban. (Dont know how to tag that Mcfing guy) /u/mcfucking


acenoix

Almost there! Only 8 points down now


WeatherOutside

Been in this game too long ;) What happens if I win? Do I get some free shares? This is my first bet.


vroomvromm

You did it! Green!!


WeatherOutside

And half hour to go. Whooshka!


mcfucking

Which one?


WeatherOutside

Dow jones. Down 190 or so right now.


mcfucking

🦄 noted


SnooDonuts1536

/mcfucking


The_Purple_Eagle

There was an attempt...


shitredditsays01

uranium was up like 9% on friday, ASX flatter than my ass.


MGTluver

The ups and downs of my portfolio in asx casino doesn't give me erection anymore. I just feel flat and numbed by the daily rollercoaster. Is US Market any better in terms of daily swings of speccy miners and other penny stocks? Is it more rewarding in general for penny stocks?


Man_with_a_mortgage

There’s a pill for it - IVZ🚀


SnooDonuts1536

Do you think the market would go up if we sacrifice say mcfucking?


mcfucking

[Someone getting nervous?](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/uqirah/market_open_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/i8rr8k6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) 👀


alllrandom

It's worth a try


SunkDestroyer

Were not doing it. The unicorn stays 🦄


mcfucking

🙏 u/ChZakalwe keeps talking about when they will overthrow the mods. Glad to know I've still got some support.


SunkDestroyer

I've got your back captain


mcfucking

🤙


spook1205

The Roman Empire fell mate and D Trump fuckstick lost an election. Anything is possible……


spank-hair

Holy fuk. FRS -11%. QXR -7%. Ouuuuuhch. (QXR was like +3% earlier today?!). Fuck me. Bracing for impact...


spank-hair

Portfolio is -43%. I need one of those "Dont follow me - I'm going fishing" signs, but for my portfolio. Whatever I say from here on in - just dont fucking listen to me. Period. If ever y'all did. Love you xoxox


Dude_Chucks

Up 4% for the day, still 6% down from last weeks wine coloured bath. If I do this for another 400 years I’ll be rich…right? 😅


idlehands111

EXR finished green. What a strange time to be alive. PS: please moon soon I've been holding for like 2 years you cunt


FrankGrimesss

Really, really, REALLY need a good fucking green catalyst. ...perhaps a group cum ritual could help build the momentum shift?


SunkDestroyer

I'll bat one out tomorrow during smoko for the cause Boss earns a dollar, I earns a dime, that's why I cum on company time


The_Bearjew_bottom

After friday's pump bbus and snas only end up down -1.29% and -3.60% respectively. finally the good kind of diminishing returns.


4614065

Not a fantastic day. Ended up ⬆️.54% but I think that’s four green days in a row now, so I’ll take it.


Several_Alarm5357

Ah yes another red day starting to get used to this.


imapassenger1

Speaking of Barry, anyone watch 'Barry' on Fuxtel? Was looking for something new to watch and it popped up. I assume it's about a middle aged fat bastard who lends people money during the day only to demand it back with 50% interest at 4:10pm on weekdays.


Razorzej

Good show!


frankyfkn4fngrs

Barry is seriously underrated. The show I mean. I don't underrate Barry's knee-capping abilities.


TheOceanWalker

It is not, but it is very good. Bill Hader is excellent.


imapassenger1

What a day - roller coaster up to 5.5%, now down at +0.3%. I guess that's still above the horizon so a win. For now.


likadong

Wooohooo green !


Hot_Ad4619

BMM!, did I miss anything?


The_Wombat2081

They’re waiting for lithium to become oversupplied before doing anything… Note: salty bag-holder checking in 🤚🏻


WowVeryJosh

They're waiting for Serbia to stop being assholes and let them set up a plan to mine. Rio is doing the same with Jadar.


The_Wombat2081

The government are pro-lithium, so only a matter of time. Either Rio get the green light OR a Chinese lithium company come in. Would be great if they get the ball rolling and do something this lithium cycle, literally anything. Even change the snake oil salesman MD, reckon that might even put a rocket up the SP 😂


nessii

Up 0.02%, off to get my Lambo 😎


4614065

I’m looking for a good Barrying at 4:11pm. Not to be confused with a Rogering.


spook1205

What’s wrong with a good Rogering?


4614065

Nothing. I’m just sick of them after the past few weeks on the market 🫠


matt_step

RAC gang we headed for $1.50 at this rate 😬 “is this the next ZIP?” fuck I hope not


Far_Unit9020

Need to ask Dr T why RAC doesn't trade via CHI-X? Odd.


The_Real_Tom_Collins

Today can GAGF. ASX can GAGF too.


sneakycutler

Anyone in the green today?


spook1205

Only cause I’m balls deep in nothing but MAY


Imonthe

Heading in the green direction finally, but there is a long way to go before MAY crawls back to my buy in price..


px1999

IVZ and MAY put me reasonably solidly into the green for today


Far_Unit9020

Finished up 2.5%, the market taketh most of today's earlier gains away.


No_Tomato_4685

up 9.7%, GL1 & IVZ


Affectionate-Gap-166

Up 2% so far, still time for it to disappear though.


Chookley

GAL holder.


matt_step

Shit, well done mate!


matt_step

Yep but only because of 1 stock (HIO). The rest of the port is in tatters….


TooManyStocks22

Yes but only because a dog I'm holding had a good day - FRM.


The_Bearjew_bottom

"Full lunar eclipse creates rare super blood Moon" - https://www.bbc.com/news/world-61461082 bros. get out. get the fuck out now.


WowVeryJosh

The blood of the bears? BOOLISH


SnooTigers6088

i swear it's every 6 months we're somehow blessed with another "rare super blood moon"


BeardFactory

Do you think VUL would have been as smashed by the shorting report if it happened closer to our current lithium bull run? Glad LKE is doing well but I think it's evaluation is pretty wild. Apples and Oranges ect


Far_Unit9020

The short report was released around the peak of VUL's MC in Oct last year. Is market sentiment worse now than then? Yes. The short report may have affected VUL's SP more if released in the last month. But this is a hypothesis that can never really be tested. Interestingly, VUL short numbers are still rising. One of the possible reasons being that access to capital (which VUL need) is getting more difficult and more expensive. LKE's valuation is wild, it rose rapidly on no fundamental change. Fight me LKEtards!


itsdankreddit

It rose due to the whole of Kachi getting an offtake which means access to capital is all but guaranteed and indeed overall risk has substantially reduced. There's the drilling starting for their other projects and well, that's speculation for you. With the pilot plant arriving on-site and first plant samples due this quarter, I don't personally believe it is correct to say that the fundamentals haven't changed. VUL's capex requirements are insane compared to LKE's - I believe the risk is far higher for VUL.


Triog0n

Interest rates are rising and VUL need $2.8 Billion AUD in funding for their CAPEX. Furthemore regardless of the short report VUL has offtakes signed for an certain amount of product and if they fail to reach nameplate production or have timeline delays they may struggle to meet all their obligations so I think the operational risk and capital risk is massive for VUL and there are significantly better projects and resources.


w-j1m

fuck i was up 70k this morning. now only 2k


Aggravating_Set980

Wait 7 or 70 ! That’s Fkn insane


w-j1m

70k. ASM had a huge morning wood that died pretty quick


Instantly-Regret

How do I live my life like these punters going in on GAL right now? Bless these crazy cunts


iphonetrader

GALtards on the HC day traders thread


Instantly-Regret

I never knew such a forum existed. I try to limit my HC contact.


Alexno2717

What’s happening with MEM? Dropped so much more than the market lately?


TooManyStocks22

Pretty sure there is a CR coming as the last cashflow report (Apr) had them with only 1.17 quarters of cash left!


Flying_Sandwich

That's the lowest I have seen it. Never been a better time to stock up on some sperm stocks!


Alexno2717

I’m worried something has gone wrong with it


attila8

Remember nextinvestors? What's happened to them?


Calm_Lengths

Their pump efforts are not very effective anymore


A_Anderson151

The wife said the same thing to me last night


MGTluver

Let her do the pumping for once. Dump her if she doesn't do a good job.


Calm_Lengths

Maybe she's getting better treatment from the boyfriend


HeiPando

Still doing EDM marketing


Lifeofgordi

So i know this sub is only for the ASX but does anyone here dabble around in the US markets? Or any recommendations for a decent sub (not WSB)


jayacher

Don't bother with subs. Just buy netflix and get ready to sell when it bags in 12 months.


Calm_Lengths

Or watch it give you the ZIP experience


Lifeofgordi

Been watching Financial Fortress the last couple months and it's looking close to jumping in to the US markets


Honest_Requirement38

Everyone remember the covid bear market in March 2020…. And how we all thought the world was doomed…. Only to realise that we wished we had invested more in that bear market…. Well guess what….. You are now in that bear market….. And more than likely in a few months time you will wish you invested more again…. Don’t be a paper handed bitch and buy more stonks you shitcunts…. There’s some bargains about boys so lap them up…. 🚀🚀🚀🚀


dSwedishChef

Unfortunately there isn't the highest rate of money printing in history on the horizon. It's sitting on the fence for me.


FrankGrimesss

What are these bargains you speak of? I've already bought DYL and CDT, got any more?


Instantly-Regret

STP. its half price! Also not a bargain


RETAW57

Bamboo Undies was valued at over half a billion, that's the insane part tbh. A company with NPAT in it's best ever time to be in business of 10M, valued at half a billion.


Razorzej

Step One lost something like 55% today


Honest_Requirement38

Yea maybe stay away from those two…. You’ll more than likely lose all your money


FrankGrimesss

Spill the beans then!


Honest_Requirement38

Spill the beans??? 😂 who do you think I am?? Ray dalio??? I’m just a fucking shit cunt who’s saying this stuff to make myself feel better about much money I’ve lost…. Felt good writing at the time though…. But my crystal ball says “CRR to the MOON” 🚀🚀🚀


frankyfkn4fngrs

Got a bit of time to myself later this afternoon, so gonna grab a random ticker and use /u/yothuyindi's [Basics of DD guide](https://old.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/lmzzj5/how_to_do_basic_due_diligence_dd_a_discussion/) to teach myself how to do a bit of DD for a change. Will have a look through the [wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_BETS/wiki/index) too. Mods, if you're reading this, not sure if you give a fuck, but whilst the wiki is easy to find next to the posts tab on New Reddit, it's kinda hard to find if anyone's using old.reddit, as it's buried as a hyperlink in that text in the side bar. Could help if it was more prominent, like amongst the FAQ and Rules text up the top. There's some good shit in there, so just a bit of feedback from this dumb cunt who struggled to find it.


staytha

Random ticker: ANL


frankyfkn4fngrs

No need, the fundamentals on that speak for itself.


spank-hair

Can confirm I've done this too. Spent 2 days researching WIN then deleted it whilst trying to post it on Reddit. True autist. Still +80%'d on it though. That page of Yoth's is the goat.


Chookley

I want some IXR, but I don’t want to pay this much, drop some more please…


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catch_dot_dot_dot

Same 🫠


meowtacoduck

Anyone else here hoping that the formula shortage in North America would translate to A2M going to the moon? Hello A2M executives, here's your chance to revive your dead company. Signed, Your pissed off minor share holder


coastie_trader

Wow i havent heard of that dog for a while…


KrondorMocker

[It's an older Dog sir, but it checks out...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HJ-Y8YTo8Q)


meowtacoduck

I don't know if I should sell my leftovers and buy like 2 pints and a parmy or hold for a while 🙄


coastie_trader

From memory if was all about china. Wagu agreement or something lol


TooManyStocks22

MEM has just recorded a new ATL! Is there any hope for this stock?


TheBigLanky

Can’t see any fundaments changing other than the lack of funding. Last financial update showed 1.17 quarters of funding remaining which may suggest a cap raise raise and hence the price collapse. Sitting on the fence as to whether I pick up more but unsure to as how low the price will go if there is a cap raise


Alexno2717

Yeah I don’t think the fundamentals have changed at all. They started producing and getting sales this year. What gives?


Chillycheek

mooning when?


Far_Unit9020

Imagine owning only GAL & STP today. Wonder if there's anyone that autistic out there?


Wannaliveinpenthouse

Holy shit GAL hitting new high, did any of you strike the new jackpot


dick-face-dick-face

i hate it when you see it 20% up and think, "nah, won't go much higher."


Wannaliveinpenthouse

When I saw MAY first hit 0.08 I thought the same :(


JMac-d

Anyone like LGP at 25 c ? I was bullish early on although haven’t payed attention of late.


TooManyStocks22

So it would have to record a new ATL by dropping a further 6c from where it is now but I believe it is worth a shot at 25c, only my opinion.


JMac-d

Was thinking the same mate can’t see it dropping to much further than 25


JMac-d

Anyone like LGP at 25 c ? I was bullish early on although haven’t paid attention of late.


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Hypertrollz

Can all these cunt markets just drop 30% so we can reset and move on with our lives?


Lifeofgordi

Another 35k IXR shares thank you


so-hungry

Topped up 180k shares today @ .055


Lifeofgordi

At 200k now. Here's to hoping this gets me a house deposit in the next year or at least a year of travelling Europe


Calm_Lengths

We can't all be HMS-Beagle...


Lifeofgordi

We can all try


YouHeardTheMonkey

Year of travelling > house.


4614065

Up all day then 4DX shat itself out of nowhere. 🙄


SnooDonuts1536

so I wasted $900 on a flexi, won $4,300 and lost them all again


Chookley

Why did 88E fall off a cliff a few months back?


TooManyStocks22

They really need to do a share consolidation - Those numbers are ridiculous!!


Hypertrollz

It's just a treeshake back up the truck, GALAH DIOR SOUVLAKI.


MonKeyBonezz114

Because they are a terrible company?


dick-face-dick-face

weren't they trying to compete with evian?


Calm-Instruction-874

Put a fork in Step One. That cunt is done. I'll be surprised if there isn't a class action in the next couple of weeks.


cohex

Got their undies, not bad but the waistbands are pretty average. Going to try Boody next, their tee's are next level comfy.


nessii

Boody undies are top tier, they are lovingly cradling my balls as we speak


dick-face-dick-face

who the fuck would invest in a bamboo underwear company?


Dangerman1967

For the first time today I bought bamboo dunny paper. I haven’t used it yet. Should I be expecting a rough shave?


Massive_Button9434

Maybe the problem is you need to pop some on. Go cut yourself a length of bamboo somewhere, hollow it out and pop "yourself" in it and see how it feels - maybe that will provide the answer you seek


MonKeyBonezz114

No joke I actually have a few pairs. They are legit. Feels like a little cloud is hugging your taint


Mr_X2017

Pandas?


dick-face-dick-face

edible undies. timeless.


theoriginaluser01

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...


MonKeyBonezz114

Degenerates, arsonists, burns victims etc


BigJimBeef

Are we back to green morning red arvo phase of the market again? Remember when you could make good money buying on close and selling on open?


Invertmypicks69

China stole our tendies with their shitty economic figures. Better pick up another 1.3kg value pack weetbix on the way home


jayacher

Strange that VAE hasn't completely shat the bed... yet


BigJimBeef

😬


SnooDonuts1536

Would be nice if I could make money from the stock market for once


MonKeyBonezz114

Ah fuck it.


Jason_Tail

URA went up over 6% Friday. We get served a largely red Uranium day here on the ASX. Blergh.


Forlonius

URA is down -6% 1Y while most ASX uranium companies (except BMN) are up 30-50% over that period. Can't complain too much.


dick-face-dick-face

every time i see CDT in the red i can't help but think it's oversold. surely it's ready for a pump.


FrankGrimesss

pumped 18% on Friday didn't it?


dick-face-dick-face

sure did. still think there's a fair bit to go.


FrankGrimesss

Having just bought the (recent) dip, me too.


dick-face-dick-face

what's your buy in? thinking of getting a little parcel to flip this week.


FrankGrimesss

$5,000 @0.037


dick-face-dick-face

you looking to flip it quickly or hold for a bit? i just put an order in. see if it fills today. won't chase it.


FrankGrimesss

I'll flip it if the price is right (maybe 30-40% gain in the very short term), happy to hold longer term too for bags. Really depends on market sentiment TBH, profit is profit though.


dick-face-dick-face

i bagged it from a high 2 cent buy in, then sold at 80% up before the retrace. similar to you, i'd be happy with a quick 30% - 40%. lots of potential long term, but market is too fickle.


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Hypertrollz

Cuntbot begone!


dick-face-dick-face

fuck off bot.


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dick-face-dick-face

okay bot.


Dude_Chucks

These rug shops really are always shutting down, just as demand drops, it peaks again! Who knew 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


HeiPando

Key to profiting off rugs is to make them and wash them. Never sell them cause you will not sell.


HeiPando

so do I continue to downramp IMU?


Far_Unit9020

Only if you get paid to downramp


HeiPando

someone pay me


dizygraceful

Bought another $12k TMK today, bring on Snow Leopard - 2


Far_Unit9020

Where PNV pumpers? 📈📉


BigPun2021

Don’t bother…imo it’s a one trick pony


TooManyStocks22

MIA


BigJimBeef

Bailed last year


The_Bearjew_bottom

Wall street funds demand sacrifice for super blood moon eclipse. Buy snas/bbus and partake in the ritual. Password is 'fidelio', wear black cloak and a mask.


RETAW57

The narrative here that the ASX shits itself with the US, and underperforms since it's always down is fairly incorrect, especially for 2021/2022. ​ 2022 YTD performance: ASX 200: -6.6% S&P 500: -16% Nasdaq 100: -24% I definitely agree we underperformed them during the covid year, but we're also overperforming them, now the hype is boiling off them. ​ Infact YOY, ASX is the top of the 3: ASX 200: Up 1% S&P 500: -3% Nasdaq: -7% ​ We definitely did sensationally shit from Feb 20 to May 21 (which means our returns since pre-covid peak are the worst), but we also had no companies to get massive gains from those conditions like the US has with Google, Apple, Nvidia, FB. And the ASX should outperform for the rest of the year, a lot of froth to still get removed from the Nasdaq especially (even though some memestocks are down 80%). Since 18 Feb 2020 (peak pre-covid): ASX 200: Down 1% S&P 500: Up 20% Nasdaq: Up 31%


coastie_trader

Where Lambo?


Vegetable_Spend576

I miss the wen lambo days. Now we can’t even find one.


coastie_trader

With these days i cant even get a Vespa!


[deleted]

We just like to blame something to make ourselves feel better..


Mitchuation

I blame your mate not wearing any shoes


WeatherOutside

Go back to the GFC time when US took us all down with them, even though our banks were sound, and their recovery versus ours. ASX should be at about 25,000. Australia does housing growth well, not stocks.