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Barry fucked me a little (as usual, no consent or lube) but being up 2.5% is a nice change
I have no evidence, but I think those stablecoins with ‘secret reserves’ are backed by Chinese real estate bonds. Go look up the savings n loans crisis of 1980s America. Then picture that, but with entire cities.
Imagine holding the bag on Chinese ghost cities.
whose fucking tonight?
I don’t have a spare 4.5 minutes.
If the old trouble and strife is keen, this guy!
Imagine investing in IHL two days ago... Did anyone take that gamble?
I did - with $500
Congratulations! Still holding?
Ya - may as well see where it goes from here 🤷🏻♂️🚀
Imagine panic selling IHL 2 days ago
I was too far gone to sell, never considered
I called a gaping red day today and we very green. Why is it so hard to invert ones self? I need someone to just follow me around all day and do the opposite of what I tell them to with my money
Would you like to congratulate me on being right for the second time????
How did I sort you out last time? Same again?
However and whenever you want !
Walking into this conversation … not suss at all
Haha I bet him XJO would finish up 1% and I was somehow right.
I didn’t expect it too as markets have been selling off hard.
Must be our banks and mining keeping our heads above water..
lmao nice what was the wager
Just a pizza
Yeah no worries mate. I’ll do whatever I did last time.
Back in business ladies and gents. $9 in the green today. The crash is over.
Edit: Not sure if the above post complies with the emotions police.
you no sad. we big.
You're killing it bro. Keep up the good work
Checks reddit to check if it’s safe to open commsec 👀👀
Another gaping red day
Back to being trapped in this love<>hate phase of this relationship with a +5.63% day
Thats how they get you
Good to be green again, hope IHL can get back to .50 next week
Will consider this a win if we can string 2 green days in a row 🙏
Both IHL and CAN coming through with the goods today, nice end to the week for me.
SYA 🤝 RNU 🤝 NMT
Lmao up 4.20%
All the bullish comments getting awards! Fuck you bears!
Thank you anonymous benefactor!
Was wondering why i got an award! Nice
Couldn't catch EM2 today, should have trusted the gut and line wiped the ask yesterday
Hopefully IHL heading to where it belongs at $1+
Wine tour tomorrow!!!!! Then another one in a helicopter next week!!! Woohoo. Fuck the ASX also
Mr Hemmes I enjoy your venues but please get off asx\_bets, you must have a negative net worth to post here
It’s actually not that bad to charter a heli for the day 😂
mrs 40th. Great woman that needs treated well. (She reads this so need to get in good books for yoloing savings into dog stonks)
Green or Grey, only one red! Post Barry lucky number 13 GFM!
Was up 5.1%, finished 2.8%, thanks Baz you prick.
Are you guys planning on holding stocks through the election or selling before hand and picking up again after? Obviously, a liberal victory, labour victory, or greens/uap controlled hung parliament would all have impacts on politically exposed stocks (coal, gas, oil, FMG, Infratil, NEW, Sydney Airport, TCL).
BPH Energy idiots be like "the new guy" will give it to us.
PS. SYD (Sydney Airport is a private company now).
Has anyone seen all the BPH ads on ig?
UAP win is priced in
It’s going to be a cooker-led recovery.
Fuck yea up a 10.2% today.
CRR’s next move up will come. 📈
Can easily see this 25 cents by end of year.
Would bet on it too.
I'd take month ban lol
Feel like it’s the only Li that lagged hard today - I got full faith in them with the recent ann’s too. Good luck bro. May we see 25 cents + :)
Cum on Barry you know you love me. 😍
If he doesn't then i will....any port in a storm!
Cool trick to confuse the ASX...instead of selling all the shares in a stock only sell partial and accept a partial loss...this way they detect a sell and the SP starts to move up...
They'll never forgive you for this
Where are all the guys that said the green wouldn't hold?
Well it did for the day. No guarantees next week!!
Not a bad black Friday - Have a great weekend.
Probably red next week
Green Friday ftw!
PNV is in beast mode .. been strong even the last few days
There is a $75m short position in it and Directors have been buying heaps
To cover would take about a month of trading days
To any of my fellow LPDiphiles, what are your realistic price targets and exit points. I think it's wayyyy under valued rn and has been oversold for sure. Was wondering if anyone out there has done the maths fortheir long term goals of late to put a number on things.
5 - 10c after financing and depending on how good the financing is / dillution
I read HotCrapper months back and saw someone say $1, so my target is $0.95… 🤡
wonder if any of the ETF providers would ever have the balls to create a coal-only ETF 🤔
they would no doubt cop so much shit
VanEck Vectors Coal ETF (KOL) ran from 2008-2020. [https://www.vaneck.com/us/en/faqs/kol-liquidation-faqs/](https://www.vaneck.com/us/en/faqs/kol-liquidation-faqs/)
[https://etfdb.com/etf/FTRI/#holdings](https://etfdb.com/etf/FTRI/#holdings) First Trust Indxx Global Natural Resources Income ETF holds BHp, Rio Tinto, China Shenhua Energy Co,
VanEck Steel ETF holds 13% Rio Tinto
Used to be one. Got canned a couple years ago iirc.
yep, you're right - rip KOL: [https://www.etftrends.com/tactical-allocation-channel/coal-etf-closes-but-heres-an-alternative-energy-play/](https://www.etftrends.com/tactical-allocation-channel/coal-etf-closes-but-heres-an-alternative-energy-play/)
would have loved to see how it did over the past 12 months
Yeah, they quit it right before the mega gains. 😺
BAN BET: IF XJO doesn't close at >!4:00pm AEST!<, I will take a 3 trillion year ban.
Someone going to tell him?
Why bother, he has 3 trillion years to think about it
Whos that whale selling 100k shares of LKEOC?
Expires in a month so probably wants to reduce
Probably no one for now $1.41. Remember there 75c options were "bonus" options provided to those who exercised the 35c options.
I sold my options at $1.28c early on fortunately.
Half hour of play time left.
Buying PEN and not BMN: top 50 worst decisions of my life.
I bought both during their highs from 6 months ago, still holding. Broke even a month ago and didn't sell thinking i would make some profit. Back in the red, FML
Needed rnu to be up 50% today to avoid the ban hammer. I'm just happy it tried.
Holy moly they are trying pretty bloody hard
Australian listed companies really ought to schedule their risky make-or-break activities to conclude just *before* the eofy, so we can claim our motherfucking losses against our beloved gains!
Both my speccies are doing shit in *fucking June* which probably won't come to any sort of fruition until during July. This means I'll have to pay lots of fucking tax on the gains this year, then if the bastards fail I'll be left with staggering losses and no gains against which to offset them.
Yeah I can carry them forward. For ever - because all my future investing money will have gone to the losses and to the fucking tax bill! I can't claim that money back, only offset against *potential* future gains. **Arse!**
Dear cunts - drill your shit in February, please. Give us a chance. Instead of having to hold through this filthy time of year and running the risk of being double fucked.
The comedy award! Burning cash indeed 😂
Good bye AKO you dog
CDT up 14%, breaking new(old) ground
Oh damn, i missed part of the boat on that one. Buy wall stronger than the sell wall, still potential upside to it. If i was to buy at this price (.39) i'd probably aim to sell around .48. Good luck to all!
Now I’m only 26% down! Winning
17% up now... Leaky ship or was it oversold latley? (or both, or neither?)
I got back in... We fucked
Mate you're a trading genius lol
That's what my mum says
Headed back to grey grrr
For you? It went more green over here.
Same. Best day in weeks.
tonights menu: not eating ass
For some, this would be bad news.
I’ll eat ass whatever the occasion
AFLW? You bet.
With some exceptions
Nice green one so far, but FMD what’s going on with SHP? Seems a bit dead on a day like today.
Shes on my buy list whats your avg?
Higher than current price, it looked well supported at 20c but I don’t know what I’m doing anyway. This one may chug sideways for a while, or get to complete dog.
This is the way
Only about $5K more to go... to get back to where I was a month ago.
exciting. good job 👏
I don't think I've ever seen a thread on HC as delusional as [this fella](https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/forget-the-10-collect-the-35-bucks-plus-div-s.6679610/) on MFG.
guy's post dont make any sense. and I say this as a long suffering bag holder hoping MFG pumps
i read that to this tune
I read it before clicking the link and guessed it would be this!! Then I actually got a squeaky voice when I said "I knew it would be!" out loud, because this is the most exciting win today, lol. Then I had to explain myself to the people in the room (and now here as well), less squeakily.
Great choice and fun, too. What an owl!
Haha. I’m starting to think it was deliberate? Or am I giving too much credit to the ramblings of a hc loon?
Well maybe! Maybe unconsciously.
It's a popular song, after all (though actually I had never heard this original, only the faster remix) so you may have that in common as well as the need to have a bosom for a pillow.
I suspect different things just constantly flash through his head at lightning speed, sounds and images, encountering little resistance. He may have been moved by the spirit of the 90s for a moment.
🤣 it fits perfectly.
My favourite part is when he tells Barry he can't read when Bentley can't even write
Yeah that's close to brain damage level. You just know the dude is trying to ramp with a username like that lol
[Another contender](https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/has-the-shorter-been-exposed.6743943/) 🙄
I knew I should have become a drug dealer. The market for people smoking crack is at lithium level growth
The money's good, but I wouldn't be able to tolerate the perpetual anxiety. Maybe you should just become a lithium dealer, because it's clear there are too many people who are literally psychotic.
Viceroy are total hacks and probably would troll like that on twitter though.
He does appear to work for Viceroy.
Those guys are like us if we were drunk and decided to start a investment company.
Just sold out my IHL portion after finally reaching my $2000 goal with my partners money. Started with $1300 so that's pretty good.
Didn't get to $2k on IHL alone, just the final part of it.
$1300-$2000 or $1300-$3300?
Either way profit is profit you coulda lost it all and be in the dog house.
$1300-$2000, important distinction to make!
I'm a cocky bastard, i told her if i lost money i'd give her back the $1300 out of my own money anyway.
Hold up .. RNU +17.5% 😳🥵
Edit: i feel like toto wolf saying “no no mikey thats so not right”
Introduced RNU to my dad and he decided to buy some yesterday morning. Guess who is his favourite son now. Me.. his favourite and only son
Still down ~35% from a month ago though
Worth a punt
Wait I thought we weren't allowed to show emotion when our stocks go up and down. We beefin' now boyo!
Frank, you facetious fuck, that’s clearly not what I said.
I said tone down the “we’re all fucked now 😭” because firstly, speak for yourself.
Second, that fear-mongering stresses people out who may be already over-stressed and provides no practical help.
Edit: a lot of butthurt ppl. Love it lol
oiii square up m8, oos oos
I always do, and i always love it 🥰
Should have filled the boots yesterday. Hindsight is a pain the bum.
WPL acting like a small cap, in a good way. It's good to see.
You mean YAL?
Up 2%? Yeah crazy small-cap moves right there chief. Where is the speeding ticket?!?
Who needs money when I can have negative money
On holidays and checked the portfolio for the first time today. RNU and NMT on a runnnnn! 😍 Logging off for the rest of the day and might pour a drink early cause no way this is gonna last.
finally FINALLY after 3 weeks of whole market tanking, on the first green day in ages, my PTB buy order gets hit. What a weird stock.
Interesting business with solid financials.
That's why I'm buying but they refused to drop with the market explosion... until the one green day.
Go SYA you sick cunt ! Get us out of the red :( and gimme some production ya bastard
Green. Nice. Feels good only being 35% in the red.
Holding MFG is nothing if not interesting. Casual 7% jog today
Trading like a tech stock nowadays
You'd hope people aren't buying this short rally on margin or over-investing if the strength gets sold into or dumped on Monday you'll have a lot of very burnt traders and retail
I got a grandma loan. Does that count?
BBUS why are u doing this to me?
sell at start of day and buy back before close. US futures are being used as lure overnight.
BBOZ doing the same thing - Inverse of the market which is the nature of the investment.
Why the fuck are you playing BBUS? At least be a degenerate and play SNAS
The risk tolerance is low these days
I have BBOZ. SNAS seems new. Is it better?
More leverage = more retardation= more 🚀
BBUS rising, prepare your anus bulls
Nice account lmao. Bye
Man I've got a raging hardon from that IVZ presso. Waka waka gang going to be dancing in the streets soon.
do you know if we can find a replay of that anywhere?
IVZ has a YouTube channel where they upload past presentations/webinars. Todays isn't on there yet, check inna few days.
Good info in the invictus sub Reddit as well from convo with the PR team. So sexy.
what's the sub?
THANK YOU *\*LE REDDIT HAT TIP\**
volume is very low
That's good right? My understanding is that *generally* volume dries up we approach the bottom.
so low, i need to turn it up
It's not a bad thing right now. It's means alot of heavy selling has ceased. It can leave some shorts to cover and give some relief.
It also means everyone is on the sidelines. Waiting for some form of green light. Whether that be the unlikley event china gets rid of its 3 red lines policy, or a resolution in the Ukraine.
I don't think either will happen. I think any strong green day will be meet with typical bear market behaviour where strength is sold into. Until central banks panic and really they don't seemed panicked at all.
In all honesty if we have a massive green spike on the asx200 given macro conditions and stocks like CBA being overvalued and miners still on a high. I think there's a good opportunity for some gains on BBOZ with both RBA and FED outlooks.
I just wanted to make the joke about turning it up. I understand macro economics and valuations. I am not concerned with valuations relating to the asx nor a recession in Aus. As of last week, markets had priced in a cash rate of over 3.5% in the next 12 months... I'll let you make your own decision on that. I am not saying you are wrong btw and don't want to get into a debate, i see where you are coming from.
Just incase our friend asic shoes are watching I would review your last paragraph guy.
Lol to last paragraph comment. Come on seriously.
Another joke bred. You forgot the GLTAH DYOR NFA IMO
Another good day for IHL and CAN so far.
Pity i have less than 30% of my monies in stocks though, rest still in cash, looking at QPM, 4DS, MDC, EL8 for a good swing trade opportunity.
Hey Church, I hope you are waiting for a red day to buy rather than today?
I'm still waiting to put it all on red, been waiting since the end of April.
Those tightass bots with their 1/4 cent incremental buys. Just pay the full half cent ya flogs.
I don't think this is the bottom...
Whys that bretto?
If something seems too good to be true then it probably is.
Market only slightly recovers, false hope, will probs tank tonight, calling it
I'm with you Bretto I think there's a bit more pain on the horizon but hopefully nothing we'll talk about in the future like GFC or Covid crash
The Covid crash was barely a scratch. Like a month later every stock work mentioning doubled in SP.
What are you shorting?
Nothing, wish I had SNAS months ago but no cash...
Care to wager Bretto?
I've already got a ban bet out but I guess I can.
Nasdaq red finish tonight or 1 week.
Me too now that I think of it, I don't think we can.
Yo u/mcfucking can we do a small wager on top of our current ones?
Na. 1 at a time 👍
Rules is rules!
I love how SBW is at the top of the watchlist. Fat 25% green.
But it's from 2 orders for a total of $4.5k lol.
That too my friend. That too