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captain007

Barry fucked me a little (as usual, no consent or lube) but being up 2.5% is a nice change Dyor gltah


The_Bearjew_bottom

I have no evidence, but I think those stablecoins with ‘secret reserves’ are backed by Chinese real estate bonds. Go look up the savings n loans crisis of 1980s America. Then picture that, but with entire cities. Imagine holding the bag on Chinese ghost cities.


dick-face-dick-face

whose fucking tonight?


kangaroute

I don’t have a spare 4.5 minutes. so, yeah. me, twice


CaptainPrice65

I am!


FrankGrimesss

If the old trouble and strife is keen, this guy!


costaa_96

Imagine investing in IHL two days ago... Did anyone take that gamble?


atypicalnose

I did - with $500


costaa_96

Congratulations! Still holding?


atypicalnose

Ya - may as well see where it goes from here 🤷🏻‍♂️🚀


timtams89

Imagine panic selling IHL 2 days ago


costaa_96

I was too far gone to sell, never considered


Invertmypicks69

I called a gaping red day today and we very green. Why is it so hard to invert ones self? I need someone to just follow me around all day and do the opposite of what I tell them to with my money


BuiltDifferant

u/without_my_remorse Would you like to congratulate me on being right for the second time????


without_my_remorse

Congrats mate! How did I sort you out last time? Same again?


BuiltDifferant

However and whenever you want !


sneakycutler

Walking into this conversation … not suss at all


BuiltDifferant

Haha I bet him XJO would finish up 1% and I was somehow right. I didn’t expect it too as markets have been selling off hard. Must be our banks and mining keeping our heads above water..


sneakycutler

lmao nice what was the wager


BuiltDifferant

Just a pizza


without_my_remorse

Yeah no worries mate. I’ll do whatever I did last time. Tomorrow sweet?


BuiltDifferant

Ofcourse !


Moxanz2

Back in business ladies and gents. $9 in the green today. The crash is over. Edit: Not sure if the above post complies with the emotions police.


dick-face-dick-face

you no sad. we big.


Denominator_K

You're killing it bro. Keep up the good work


dustybunny73

Checks reddit to check if it’s safe to open commsec 👀👀


sneakycutler

Another gaping red day


dustybunny73

Thankfully not 🫠


InterestingShow1112

Back to being trapped in this love<>hate phase of this relationship with a +5.63% day


Denominator_K

Thats how they get you


timtams89

Good to be green again, hope IHL can get back to .50 next week


sneakycutler

+6.20% Will consider this a win if we can string 2 green days in a row 🙏


Church_of_FootStool

Both IHL and CAN coming through with the goods today, nice end to the week for me.


biowza

SYA 🤝 RNU 🤝 NMT


staytha

Lmao up 4.20%


Rosencrantz1710

Nice


t4zmaniak

Nice


FrankGrimesss

All the bullish comments getting awards! Fuck you bears! Thank you anonymous benefactor!


Church_of_FootStool

Was wondering why i got an award! Nice


Apotheosis

Couldn't catch EM2 today, should have trusted the gut and line wiped the ask yesterday


RAC-City-Mayor

Hopefully IHL heading to where it belongs at $1+


Meaty0gre

Wine tour tomorrow!!!!! Then another one in a helicopter next week!!! Woohoo. Fuck the ASX also


DrizzyDradle

Mr Hemmes I enjoy your venues but please get off asx\_bets, you must have a negative net worth to post here


Meaty0gre

It’s actually not that bad to charter a heli for the day 😂 mrs 40th. Great woman that needs treated well. (She reads this so need to get in good books for yoloing savings into dog stonks)


zupahorse

Green or Grey, only one red! Post Barry lucky number 13 GFM!


imapassenger1

Was up 5.1%, finished 2.8%, thanks Baz you prick.


[deleted]

Are you guys planning on holding stocks through the election or selling before hand and picking up again after? Obviously, a liberal victory, labour victory, or greens/uap controlled hung parliament would all have impacts on politically exposed stocks (coal, gas, oil, FMG, Infratil, NEW, Sydney Airport, TCL).


HeiPando

BPH Energy idiots be like "the new guy" will give it to us. PS. SYD (Sydney Airport is a private company now).


DrizzyDradle

Has anyone seen all the BPH ads on ig?


jayacher

UAP win is priced in


Rosencrantz1710

It’s going to be a cooker-led recovery.


Aggravating_Set980

Fuck yea up a 10.2% today. CRR’s next move up will come. 📈


ChilliNoodles07

Can easily see this 25 cents by end of year. Would bet on it too. I'd take month ban lol


Aggravating_Set980

Feel like it’s the only Li that lagged hard today - I got full faith in them with the recent ann’s too. Good luck bro. May we see 25 cents + :)


Particular_Love_8811

Cum on Barry you know you love me. 😍


Mother_Limit_1398

If he doesn't then i will....any port in a storm!


lanpup

Ziptards https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdHvpTCN/?k=1


ChilliNoodles07

Cool trick to confuse the ASX...instead of selling all the shares in a stock only sell partial and accept a partial loss...this way they detect a sell and the SP starts to move up...


SatansFriendlyCat

*Run* They'll never forgive you for this


TooManyStocks22

Where are all the guys that said the green wouldn't hold? Well it did for the day. No guarantees next week!! Not a bad black Friday - Have a great weekend.


Kind_West7116

Probably red next week


zupahorse

Green Friday ftw!


BalmainAdsy

PNV is in beast mode .. been strong even the last few days There is a $75m short position in it and Directors have been buying heaps To cover would take about a month of trading days


Pound-Few

To any of my fellow LPDiphiles, what are your realistic price targets and exit points. I think it's wayyyy under valued rn and has been oversold for sure. Was wondering if anyone out there has done the maths fortheir long term goals of late to put a number on things.


Ok-Penalty-7046

5 - 10c after financing and depending on how good the financing is / dillution


The_Wombat2081

I read HotCrapper months back and saw someone say $1, so my target is $0.95… 🤡


yothuyindi

wonder if any of the ETF providers would ever have the balls to create a coal-only ETF 🤔 they would no doubt cop so much shit


[deleted]

VanEck Vectors Coal ETF (KOL) ran from 2008-2020. [https://www.vaneck.com/us/en/faqs/kol-liquidation-faqs/](https://www.vaneck.com/us/en/faqs/kol-liquidation-faqs/) [https://etfdb.com/etf/FTRI/#holdings](https://etfdb.com/etf/FTRI/#holdings) First Trust Indxx Global Natural Resources Income ETF holds BHp, Rio Tinto, China Shenhua Energy Co, VanEck Steel ETF holds 13% Rio Tinto [https://etfdb.com/etf/SLX/#holdings](https://etfdb.com/etf/SLX/#holdings)


sneakycutler

Nice.


Nevelo

Used to be one. Got canned a couple years ago iirc.


yothuyindi

yep, you're right - rip KOL: [https://www.etftrends.com/tactical-allocation-channel/coal-etf-closes-but-heres-an-alternative-energy-play/](https://www.etftrends.com/tactical-allocation-channel/coal-etf-closes-but-heres-an-alternative-energy-play/) would have loved to see how it did over the past 12 months


Nevelo

Yeah, they quit it right before the mega gains. 😺


ken_oath_cunce

BAN BET: IF XJO doesn't close at >!4:00pm AEST!<, I will take a 3 trillion year ban.


HeiPando

Someone going to tell him?


shitredditsays01

Why bother, he has 3 trillion years to think about it


Aggravating_Access

Whos that whale selling 100k shares of LKEOC?


HeiPando

Expires in a month so probably wants to reduce


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HeiPando

Probably no one for now $1.41. Remember there 75c options were "bonus" options provided to those who exercised the 35c options. I sold my options at $1.28c early on fortunately.


Particular_Love_8811

Half hour of play time left.


quiksilveraus

Buying PEN and not BMN: top 50 worst decisions of my life.


shitredditsays01

I bought both during their highs from 6 months ago, still holding. Broke even a month ago and didn't sell thinking i would make some profit. Back in the red, FML


cohex

Needed rnu to be up 50% today to avoid the ban hammer. I'm just happy it tried.


diggercuz1

Holy moly they are trying pretty bloody hard


SatansFriendlyCat

Australian listed companies really ought to schedule their risky make-or-break activities to conclude just *before* the eofy, so we can claim our motherfucking losses against our beloved gains! Both my speccies are doing shit in *fucking June* which probably won't come to any sort of fruition until during July. This means I'll have to pay lots of fucking tax on the gains this year, then if the bastards fail I'll be left with staggering losses and no gains against which to offset them. Yeah I can carry them forward. For ever - because all my future investing money will have gone to the losses and to the fucking tax bill! I can't claim that money back, only offset against *potential* future gains. **Arse!** Dear cunts - drill your shit in February, please. Give us a chance. Instead of having to hold through this filthy time of year and running the risk of being double fucked.


SatansFriendlyCat

The comedy award! Burning cash indeed 😂


dasisttoll

Good bye AKO you dog


FrankGrimesss

CDT up 14%, breaking new(old) ground


Church_of_FootStool

Oh damn, i missed part of the boat on that one. Buy wall stronger than the sell wall, still potential upside to it. If i was to buy at this price (.39) i'd probably aim to sell around .48. Good luck to all!


Simonpink

Now I’m only 26% down! Winning


FrankGrimesss

17% up now... Leaky ship or was it oversold latley? (or both, or neither?)


FrankGrimesss

26!!!


Big_Albatross_

I got back in... We fucked


FrankGrimesss

Mate you're a trading genius lol


Big_Albatross_

That's what my mum says


shitredditsays01

Headed back to grey grrr


sneakycutler

For you? It went more green over here.


FrankGrimesss

Same. Best day in weeks.


botched_stunt

tonights menu: not eating ass


quiksilveraus

For some, this would be bad news.


Simonpink

I’ll eat ass whatever the occasion


MonKeyBonezz114

Footy training?


Rosencrantz1710

AFLW? You bet.


Simonpink

With some exceptions


bootros44

Nice green one so far, but FMD what’s going on with SHP? Seems a bit dead on a day like today.


coastie_trader

Shes on my buy list whats your avg?


bootros44

Higher than current price, it looked well supported at 20c but I don’t know what I’m doing anyway. This one may chug sideways for a while, or get to complete dog.


coastie_trader

This is the way


imapassenger1

Only about $5K more to go... to get back to where I was a month ago.


purple1630

exciting. good job 👏


TooManyStocks22

Well done.


ewanelaborate

I don't think I've ever seen a thread on HC as delusional as [this fella](https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/forget-the-10-collect-the-35-bucks-plus-div-s.6679610/) on MFG.


lionsforlambos

guy's post dont make any sense. and I say this as a long suffering bag holder hoping MFG pumps


rhythm34

i read that to this tune [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV\_o8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7H0ooV_o8)


SatansFriendlyCat

I read it before clicking the link and guessed it would be this!! Then I actually got a squeaky voice when I said "I knew it would be!" out loud, because this is the most exciting win today, lol. Then I had to explain myself to the people in the room (and now here as well), less squeakily. Great choice and fun, too. What an owl!


rhythm34

Haha. I’m starting to think it was deliberate? Or am I giving too much credit to the ramblings of a hc loon?


SatansFriendlyCat

Well maybe! Maybe unconsciously. It's a popular song, after all (though actually I had never heard this original, only the faster remix) so you may have that in common as well as the need to have a bosom for a pillow. I suspect different things just constantly flash through his head at lightning speed, sounds and images, encountering little resistance. He may have been moved by the spirit of the 90s for a moment.


ewanelaborate

🤣 it fits perfectly. My favourite part is when he tells Barry he can't read when Bentley can't even write


Far_Unit9020

Yeah that's close to brain damage level. You just know the dude is trying to ramp with a username like that lol [Another contender](https://hotcopper.com.au/threads/has-the-shorter-been-exposed.6743943/) 🙄


ewanelaborate

I knew I should have become a drug dealer. The market for people smoking crack is at lithium level growth


SatansFriendlyCat

The money's good, but I wouldn't be able to tolerate the perpetual anxiety. Maybe you should just become a lithium dealer, because it's clear there are too many people who are literally psychotic.


kervio

Viceroy are total hacks and probably would troll like that on twitter though.


Far_Unit9020

He does appear to work for Viceroy.


kervio

Those guys are like us if we were drunk and decided to start a investment company.


Church_of_FootStool

Just sold out my IHL portion after finally reaching my $2000 goal with my partners money. Started with $1300 so that's pretty good. Didn't get to $2k on IHL alone, just the final part of it.


SatansFriendlyCat

Right on!


chicken_sweat

$1300-$2000 or $1300-$3300? Either way profit is profit you coulda lost it all and be in the dog house.


Church_of_FootStool

$1300-$2000, important distinction to make! I'm a cocky bastard, i told her if i lost money i'd give her back the $1300 out of my own money anyway.


sneakycutler

Hold up .. RNU +17.5% 😳🥵 Edit: i feel like toto wolf saying “no no mikey thats so not right”


madDcent

Introduced RNU to my dad and he decided to buy some yesterday morning. Guess who is his favourite son now. Me.. his favourite and only son


sneakycutler

lmaooooo brilliant


MvTWO__

Still down ~35% from a month ago though


Aggravating_Access

Worth a punt


FrankGrimesss

Wait I thought we weren't allowed to show emotion when our stocks go up and down. We beefin' now boyo!


sneakycutler

Frank, you facetious fuck, that’s clearly not what I said. I said tone down the “we’re all fucked now 😭” because firstly, speak for yourself. Second, that fear-mongering stresses people out who may be already over-stressed and provides no practical help. Edit: a lot of butthurt ppl. Love it lol


FrankGrimesss

oiii square up m8, oos oos


sneakycutler

I always do, and i always love it 🥰


imapassenger1

Should have filled the boots yesterday. Hindsight is a pain the bum.


Particular_Love_8811

WPL acting like a small cap, in a good way. It's good to see.


sneakycutler

You mean YAL?


Particular_Love_8811

Nice..


[deleted]

Up 2%? Yeah crazy small-cap moves right there chief. Where is the speeding ticket?!?


singinglike

Who needs money when I can have negative money


nachopup

On holidays and checked the portfolio for the first time today. RNU and NMT on a runnnnn! 😍 Logging off for the rest of the day and might pour a drink early cause no way this is gonna last.


kervio

finally FINALLY after 3 weeks of whole market tanking, on the first green day in ages, my PTB buy order gets hit. What a weird stock.


TooManyStocks22

Interesting business with solid financials.


kervio

That's why I'm buying but they refused to drop with the market explosion... until the one green day.


Aggravating_Set980

Go SYA you sick cunt ! Get us out of the red :( and gimme some production ya bastard


FuzzyDefendant

Green. Nice. Feels good only being 35% in the red. Fuck me.


lionsforlambos

Holding MFG is nothing if not interesting. Casual 7% jog today


MAPABI

Trading like a tech stock nowadays


Triog0n

You'd hope people aren't buying this short rally on margin or over-investing if the strength gets sold into or dumped on Monday you'll have a lot of very burnt traders and retail


Particular_Love_8811

I got a grandma loan. Does that count?


MAPABI

💯


Quiet_Education_3821

BBUS why are u doing this to me?


The_Bearjew_bottom

sell at start of day and buy back before close. US futures are being used as lure overnight.


TooManyStocks22

BBOZ doing the same thing - Inverse of the market which is the nature of the investment.


WowVeryJosh

Why the fuck are you playing BBUS? At least be a degenerate and play SNAS


ewanelaborate

The risk tolerance is low these days


Vegetable_Spend576

I have BBOZ. SNAS seems new. Is it better?


WowVeryJosh

More leverage = more retardation= more 🚀


Quiet_Education_3821

BBUS rising, prepare your anus bulls


WowVeryJosh

Nice account lmao. Bye


Competitive_Copy2451

Man I've got a raging hardon from that IVZ presso. Waka waka gang going to be dancing in the streets soon.


bahgoogen

do you know if we can find a replay of that anywhere?


Competitive_Copy2451

IVZ has a YouTube channel where they upload past presentations/webinars. Todays isn't on there yet, check inna few days.


poptartape

Good info in the invictus sub Reddit as well from convo with the PR team. So sexy.


PowerBottomBear92

what's the sub?


poptartape

r/invictusenergy


PowerBottomBear92

THANK YOU *\*LE REDDIT HAT TIP\**


Shepherdspie_inyaeye

volume is very low


FrankGrimesss

That's good right? My understanding is that *generally* volume dries up we approach the bottom.


Shepherdspie_inyaeye

so low, i need to turn it up


ewanelaborate

It's not a bad thing right now. It's means alot of heavy selling has ceased. It can leave some shorts to cover and give some relief. It also means everyone is on the sidelines. Waiting for some form of green light. Whether that be the unlikley event china gets rid of its 3 red lines policy, or a resolution in the Ukraine. I don't think either will happen. I think any strong green day will be meet with typical bear market behaviour where strength is sold into. Until central banks panic and really they don't seemed panicked at all. In all honesty if we have a massive green spike on the asx200 given macro conditions and stocks like CBA being overvalued and miners still on a high. I think there's a good opportunity for some gains on BBOZ with both RBA and FED outlooks.


Shepherdspie_inyaeye

I just wanted to make the joke about turning it up. I understand macro economics and valuations. I am not concerned with valuations relating to the asx nor a recession in Aus. As of last week, markets had priced in a cash rate of over 3.5% in the next 12 months... I'll let you make your own decision on that. I am not saying you are wrong btw and don't want to get into a debate, i see where you are coming from. Just incase our friend asic shoes are watching I would review your last paragraph guy.


ewanelaborate

Lol to last paragraph comment. Come on seriously.


Shepherdspie_inyaeye

Another joke bred. You forgot the GLTAH DYOR NFA IMO Howling


Church_of_FootStool

Another good day for IHL and CAN so far. Pity i have less than 30% of my monies in stocks though, rest still in cash, looking at QPM, 4DS, MDC, EL8 for a good swing trade opportunity.


TooManyStocks22

Hey Church, I hope you are waiting for a red day to buy rather than today?


Church_of_FootStool

I'm still waiting to put it all on red, been waiting since the end of April.


WeatherOutside

Those tightass bots with their 1/4 cent incremental buys. Just pay the full half cent ya flogs.


BrettoStevens

I don't think this is the bottom...


ewanelaborate

Whys that bretto?


BrettoStevens

If something seems too good to be true then it probably is. Market only slightly recovers, false hope, will probs tank tonight, calling it


alllrandom

I'm with you Bretto I think there's a bit more pain on the horizon but hopefully nothing we'll talk about in the future like GFC or Covid crash


Quarkstonk

The Covid crash was barely a scratch. Like a month later every stock work mentioning doubled in SP.


jayacher

What are you shorting?


BrettoStevens

Nothing, wish I had SNAS months ago but no cash...


FrankGrimesss

Care to wager Bretto?


BrettoStevens

I've already got a ban bet out but I guess I can. Nasdaq red finish tonight or 1 week.


FrankGrimesss

Me too now that I think of it, I don't think we can.


BrettoStevens

Yo u/mcfucking can we do a small wager on top of our current ones?


mcfucking

Na. 1 at a time 👍


TooManyStocks22

Rules is rules!


StinkyFatWhale

I love how SBW is at the top of the watchlist. Fat 25% green. But it's from 2 orders for a total of $4.5k lol. \#justpennystockthings


Calm_Lengths

\#illiquidstockthings


StinkyFatWhale

That too my friend. That too