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takobaba

I am really thinking of selling everything and leaving while I am still positive in total.


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Monkeehold

If you cry on the weekend is doesn’t count right?


Meaty0gre

I can hold you for comfort?


Nevelo

No, is counts.


Markma1989

I’m so attempted to buy NDQ dip.


Any_Tumbleweed4559

go for it in smaller parcels lol


InterestingFile7502

Well that was interesting. The asx really is a dramatic little fucktard sometimes.


Dont_Forget-To_Floss

Time to get ducking frunk


yothuyindi

Footage of me complaining to CommSec customer service about my portfolio performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAW8Tzt28Ts


sean-cc

My portfolio is a fucking yo-yo at the moment


wallyone123

Mines doing “walk the dog” but it’s not coming back up.


Particular_Love_8811

No sucking dick today.


sneakycutler

Because you sucked enough dick yesterday


wallyone123

You bought your weekend drugs with money this time?


NecessaryHandle

Barry was very gentle today he even stayed for a cuddle portfolio gapped 2.5% up


captain007

What's your secret?


Mast3rfinish25

The ASX has really changed my life lately. I have gone from being a privileged white dude buying prostitutes to being the prostitute. 👌


sneakycutler

Underrated comment


KrondorMocker

How much? Asking for me.


wallyone123

Renting prostitutes.


wallyone123

Renting prostitutes. You missed the prostitute boom of 1767. Prostitute ownership is all but out of reach for most Australians these days.


Oz_2468

I hear they’ve been going down …


Massive_Button9434

cant tell whether you think this is a good or bad thing


ChZakalwe

How much? Asking for a ... friend.


kangaroute

How much? Asking for a FEIND


Jenky83

As if you have friends


coastie_trader

at least you still be fucking


SnooDonuts1536

either you fuck and die or you live long enough to be fucked


np226g

had one or two sweet sweet greys today. helped my -6.5% chill down to -4%


TheForceWithin

Damn looks like I'm getting a 1 week ban. Oh well.😄


OddCan50

I don’t have a drinking problem , I have a portfolio problem


anonbrowser_

Down 4.6% today. I was expecting worse but maybe this is a slow bleeding wound...


takobaba

Same here, looking at S&P and nasdaq, monday s gonna be worse


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Nevelo

ChZalakwe was not just a 400kg American. He was one of us. Confused and retarded. Always at the wrong end of the trade. Never quick to congratulate and always bloviating on his wins. Truely, a man of much gravity. Indeed, 400kg of it. I would say he will be missed. He will not, but his legend will live on in the spirit of our happiness.


Massive_Button9434

Check your underpants for Novichok ....


gkbelly

FMG. Grey. Twiggy: Trust him for he protects us 🤝


Capable-Ad8207

Why AGE jumped huge at the 4.10 auction? it went from .073 to .08, almost 10% jump at the auction and big volume as well.


Calm_Lengths

Uranium ETF buying up probs


SnooDonuts1536

day finally over can't lose any more than this ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ at least until Monday


Massive_Button9434

Say hi the the Nigerian Prince - he has some things he wants to discuss with you before then...


Moxanz2

Waiting for a buy in point for a certain stock. Piece of shit shot up 11.5c from its intraday bottom. Pisses me off


Mysterious-Cut3948

BMN huge aftermarket transactions, finished grey


coastie_trader

Hopefully big gains monday


jtrulerededit

Not bad only lost just under $35000 this week 😭


coastie_trader

Yeh 1 minute I’m down 1k nekminnit it’s 6k. fuck!


imapassenger1

Finished 3% down after being 5% down earlier. Still sucks ass. Will see what tonight brings in the land of the free and paranoid. (LOTFAP)


doge__detective

Got some LKE at 1.58 early this morning and thought I'd feel happy but instead all I feel is... hollow.💀


imapassenger1

[Peeks out from behind couch]: is it over yet?


SugeKnight_StandOver

2,211,493 order on PLS at closing auction Indicative price 2.84 (+5%) Wonder if it will get pulled Thats over $6M dollars worth, insto playing games or buying the dip? ​ Edit: Looks like the order went through. It closed lower because more sellers came but that buyer actually bought those shares.


GeoSciFi

PLS yo-yo-ing around way more than most of my spec stonks at present, bloody ridiculous...


BuiltDifferant

Who knows, Was one I was looking at buying and selling Monday if there was a rise. Didn’t end up buying shit. I think a lot of people are guessing US will have a big bounce tonight


OddCan50

Pain will be over soon and you get drink until you forget about todays ass reaming


Apotheosis

Only down 1%, was expecting rape but satisfied with a good backhand!


Drswing69

I'm feeling a t+2 coming on!


No_Consideration1811

What is a t+2? I have been trying to figure it out, but I am getting nowhere, and I have almost finished eating my crayons.


wordswontcomeout

Say you have a stock that's had a shit day or even just a normal day and the price on that day is $1. You can 'buy' that stock lets say 1000 shares of it. CommSec won't actually deduct that $1000 until 2 days after the initial purchase. That's the +2 part. If that stock then goes to $2 within that time, you can sell before that buy order is settled which gets you $1000 of profit. This means the money never left your account but you still made profit off the order. At the end of the 2nd day you will have $1000 deposited in your account.


No_Consideration1811

Thank you. :) I need this explanation.


MAD401

Or it swings the other way and Tom comes a knocking for your kneecaps


WeatherOutside

Usually it swings against you. Not an easy game.


cohex

Maybe drop at open and then sidewards all day. Thanks to IHL might need a nice even cancel out of yesterday. Monday... What you got


takobaba

big drop probably


TooManyStocks22

Who bet IVZ green at the end of today? Looking in danger!


rsoule878

Well u/ChZakalwe Being red has a whole new meaning. Hope you had a good shorts day.


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rsoule878

Good you had a win. Now bugger off back to your uprising.


jteg9

TLG is managing very well


rhythm34

Completed a cheeky T+2 buy for in the closing auction to help things out. Swedish gov press conference [later today](https://twitter.com/LeadingEdgeMtls/status/1522244731979374595?) about environmental permits, mining and green transition. I don’t think this should move the price but nonsense like this usually does bump it up temporarily. Could be a spectacularly bad decision to hold TLG over this weekend. We will see


biowza

Death, taxes, and **TLG trading between 1.45-1.55** 😑


jteg9

I’m happy with 1.45 being the launching pad price


Drswing69

For sure!


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Mysterious-Cut3948

Yet the article displaying ZIP logo 😂


Nevelo

How was today priced-in yesterday??? Don’t sell me a dog, I know there is heckin’ shenanigans afoot!


HnK_

Not sure why my FTZ shares are only ones in green today but hey I’ll take it


Blisser_the_Sniff

Faaaark, whos dumber? the guy who watched 3pm and 310 thinking it was the closing, or the cunt who just refreshed even though he thought it was closed and wondered why he gained a pip?


Moon-Runner

New Company listed today C79, be interesting to see how they play out.


TooManyStocks22

Sales side significant as well - May balance out!


jayacher

Numbers in the ticker. They're fucked.


Moon-Runner

Yeh, usually a bad sign... A2M, 88E, Z1P oh wait...


Stinkpretzel

Is it just me or has there been almost no news on the markets on the hourly update all day. I think the only mention I heard was 8am ABC Damn it where is my tinfoil hat


Retired-Wiggle

Coordinated insto's colluding with their media wings prepping to dump on the mum and pop investors?! Im calling ASIC!


Stinkpretzel

Perfect let's run with that


joefarnarkler

.


PapaGiusep

This is a highly undervalued stock with massive potential and yes I do have a decent sized bag of it. Looking forward to the next 6-12 months it will be a multi bagger I have no doubts.


The_Tempestuous_Man

Looks like another year of working before I get that house deposit together.


Webpage9

AFR saying house prices could drop by 25% so maybe not! 🤰🏾


FrankGrimesss

What's falling faster, housing or my PF...


M1UR4

Come on IVZ, do your afternoon thing! :)


faisalturk

What u guys considering buying?


Baked_Potato22

A financial advisor


lionsforlambos

probably some beers and a pizza to forget about todays trading


danielbee94

xanax


TheRubyKnife

So the market is doing so well that if you filter company performance on Commsec to advancers and either large or mid cap, there aren't enough companies to fill the box. Good times.


dick-face-dick-face

looks like i'm watching shrek 3 tonight.


OddCan50

I’m watching Shrekt 4: the asx live right now


shadowbastrd

Ain’t nothing but a thang.


getitttt333

Update: 15% down 🤠 Thinkin about shaking things up and jumping into UVXY. Yeehawww


SnooDonuts1536

today or overall?


_jayboi

Ltr or lke


Suntzu_AU

Grabbed LKE just then. Because gambling.


_jayboi

Go avz


Calm_Lengths

go banana!


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Jesus another 3-4 days of this and im back in the red 😞


Awesomise

Wait, you made money on the stock market?


staytha

Can someone link jswyfts DLE comparison


JSwyft

I don't trust him, but latest update is [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/uik12a/comment/i7e0sxp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).


staytha

Excellent


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Calm_Lengths

Maybe BECKY needs to be introduced to ANL


OddCan50

Start em off with boomer stocks like A2M


shitredditsays01

Back in the deep (red) Le sigh


Moon-Runner

C'est la merde...


lionsforlambos

If anyone owns the BB bois, today is your day to gloat (and also sell for a profit)


Crumpy88

Betashares are befitting of their name Beta AF


yothuyindi

lol @ BRN getting a speeding ticket for going up 10% ASX interns must be bored although I guess compared to the rest of the market today 10% is essentially 15%


Neither_Pea_5305

And nothing for HIO at all this week, that's was odd they didn't receive any tickets.


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autodidact31

Farout have you been clubbing baby seals or something? All of your comments are being negged today haha


ChZakalwe

I may be expressing a little too much joy at how much thr market is dumping cause I'm making money on the tank exchanges Thatbor the fact I've taken up clubbing baby seals.


Stinkpretzel

No matter how bad this gets people will always need battery metals...right?.......RIGHT?!


ChZakalwe

Nope. HYDROGEN!


Stinkpretzel

Ahh true true!


Retired-Wiggle

hydrogen needs PGE's!


WadoBJJ87

Nice T+2 today to drink my sorrows away… B- QPM at 15c S- QPM 16.5c 66666 I thought the number of shares were rather fitting… I was 100k up on my portfolio 4 weeks ago… now only 20k It’ll come good.. right? Right? 🤧


cameltrowe

I would feel a lot better about buying a quad tomorrow if I wasn’t down $60k in the last few weeks.


autodidact31

Where's that /u/brilliantmove7 guy? Farken love that dude, he'd know what to do right now.


zemadfrenchman

Bro what did you say to me? lol get shredded you little beta cuck!!! Everyone on here is so jelly of me because im ripped AF with a huge cock that never stops getting laid. You little manlets on here complaining about their red PFs. WTF thats not what alphas do!!! Alphas are too busy obsessing about their own and other male bodies, way too busy getting shredded and ripped and laid. So much pussy im drowning in it. Too busy to check my PF (which is never red btw because I bought coal anyway) Gotta go take a giant protein shit and then back to the gym, can't talk now, just buy coal stocks you tiny skinny ass nerd LOL


autodidact31

Frenchie the only thing you missed is that you're living in my head rent free, otherwise *mmmmwah* ✍️✍️


Webpage9

>a giant protein shit DEAD 🤰🏾


In_dreams_I_fly

oh my god it was you all along


Texas_Tom

I think it was VML that nailed him in the end


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autodidact31

There was something about being built different too


Texas_Tom

VDHG is like an abusive partner


goraxmac

There’s no way pistol and boo did that


poptartape

At least when a speccy drops 30% it only takes one good announcement to be back green. When a boomer ETF goes -8% it takes forever


lionsforlambos

\-8% for me on VDHG, one of the most boomer plays you can make in the market. question the point sometimes


SnooDonuts1536

amber heard is that you?


danielbee94

vdhg probably shits in the bed more


ChZakalwe

Eat Da POO POO!


Calm_Lengths

AAJ - Oops we fucked up with our presentation and put in exploration targets not reported in accordance with clause 17 of the JORC Code.


bootros44

Might just come back next Friday


TooManyStocks22

But it will probably be red as well - Try Thursday!


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SnooDonuts1536

truly a buy now **PAY** later


nomadbison

I thought they paid more than that for stacking shelves.


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CerealYoghurt

I worked for a cleaning company that paid $21 base rate. I asked why they didn't pay the cleaners award and the managers couldn't give me an answer. So I added up all the penalties and, wallah. It equalled the award exactly. I'd been meaning to look into it further but honestly, I was getting the desired rate so never bothered.


Meaty0gre_

This is the last day you will see this account. I said a week or so ago I’m so retarded I managed to accidentally create 2 accounts. 1 on my phone and 1 on my pc, with basically the same name…. The day has come to log off this one forever and go to main one and try remember password from now on… ‘‘twas emotional”


YouHeardTheMonkey

Smeagol


Meaty0gre

You stupid fuck, don’t forget this password next time and create another account thinking someone else had already stolen you name…


YouHeardTheMonkey

Gollum


Blisser_the_Sniff

Good and Evil, subliminally it may not have been an accident


Meaty0gre

Which one did I kill off? 😈


ChZakalwe

Yeah, what that guy said!


DrizzyDradle

I’m waiting for PDN to hit 72c so I can pounce on it


turbulenttoaster

why 72c?


DrizzyDradle

That was the cap raising price. It's been almost 2 months since it was at that price on the market.


turbulenttoaster

Wow took a 10% hit today, 73c lowest


ChilliNoodles07

Just want to remind people that it's just money. If you are struggling with real financial loss recently or today remember your health, family and friends are way more important than figures on a screen. I don't want to belittle any financial struggles at all but just try keep perspective with the valuable things in life. Also remember the markets ALWAYS bounce back. 👍 Edit: except the NASDAQ


nomadbison

Also it's only a loss when you sell so why cry about paper loss and waste energies there. Plenty of stocks out there that can be your next 🚀


Shawzus

If money wasn’t > everything else why bother Can always buy a new family


Meaty0gre_

Except japans market, that still waiting to bounce back from ath like 40 years later


kervio

But they invented pikachu in that time, which is a win.


Meaty0gre

So it was pikachus fault the scoundrel


jayacher

Pikachu shot harambe


Careful_Insect6565

Monday will be better, right Daddy? ☹


Meaty0gre_

No, now get back in your basement!


Meaty0gre_

J Powell sucks dick and so does that cunt from the RBA.


TooManyStocks22

You sir have a way with words!


Dromologos

and solid insights....


maybethough

I reckon a reasonable SP for Lake right now would be about 39c *Logs out*


TooManyStocks22

If there wasn't so much hype surrounding lithium I would say you are right but there is too much activity in the space with true values being hard to calculate.


coastie_trader

Yup AVZ holding me down while INR pisses on my face.


Baked_Potato22

GBZ why do you do this to me.


bleh321

Feel like the biggest cuck holding GBZ Hits an ATH and goes to ATL


raegrog

Boomers created this mess 😡 down 5%, up 4%, down 5% 🩸🦘


Mattyjjay

-6.14% .. I got you :)


catch-10110

SRN wow. Not your average rug pull, even considering the market today.


Zeeee-e

Tempted to get in at this price for a few weeks until they report on the rest of the Yidby drilling (complete with several typos )


Doomkoon4648

I mean the chart went straight up definitely profit taking today to save cash.


kervio

I remember when next investors new stocks were a 20%, 50% or 100% gain day... how times have changed.


Meaty0gre_

Yep took longer than I expected for people to realise they are just pumpers


new_handle

Today's pump TEE looks a bit suss. None of their NT gas acreage is over any known petroleum basins and have been applications for a decade.


kervio

That is the business of NI. Suss pumps.


w-j1m

bought short dated QQQ calls last night with money from selling ARKK and ARKG for a 65% loss. i'm almost at the peak of mount retard


maybethough

Jesus dude Edit: calls could print tho 🦘


w-j1m

futures looking pretty indecisive though - need volatility to pump \~\~\~