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Mixed week ending with Bretto with the dumbest fuckn take of all time - attacking minimum wage for inflationary pressures 😂
He must be a member of the young liberals.
Or watches Sky News
Probably the president
Probably owns a t-shirt with a picture of Joe Biden on it, and the post "Not *MY* President", which is accurate, but not for the reason he intends.
It's a perfect fit.
Lambo Fully Funded
Inject Maximum Copium
The dilution is killing me 😭
Think of it as a pump sponsorship fee.
You get a welcome pack with a little plush oil rig, and a handwritten letter in Shona from a villager excited about the chicken tent or whatever dollar shop bullshit the company has given them for their "community engagement" profile piece.
Thanks to your help, a lonely rig can drill this winter (not winter there, but don't ruin the image) and bring warmth and joy to many ~~suckers~~ investors – and +50% to your exit price pre-result.
>\+50% to your exit price pre-result.
This [member of your demographic cohort according to your database] makes money using
*this one weird trick!*. Instos *hate* [pronoun]!
[Click to learn more!](https://www.motionelements.com/stock-video-8107633-raining-money)
Blasphemy! Shun the non believer!
I'm for sure going to let some of it ride, though. That's where the fun is.
Dilution? Never met her. If you didn't raid your super, max your home loan, and toss over your couch looking for lost coins to participate in the SPP multiple times under assumed identities I don't even know what to say
I already did all that almost 3 years ago! I can't keep up with all the SPPs lmao
On an attributable ownership basis, AZS who owns 60% of the Andover project ($380M) is now valued higher than WR1 ($276m) and GL1 ($367m) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Today in Review
ASX 200 7,145.1 +0.48%
All Ords 7,331.2 +0.56%
Small Ords 2,831.6 +0.84%
All Tech 2,405.0 +0.60%
Emerging Companies 2,057.9 +1.81%
AUD/USD 0.661 +0.66%
\[ \] ASX sector performance
Materials 17,644.0 +2.44%
Energy 10,806.2 +1.23%
Utilities 8,623.1 +0.58%
Real Estate 3,119.3 +0.53%
Information Technology 1,798.0 +0.66%
Consumer Discretionary 2,901.8 +0.09%
Communication Services 1,554.5 -0.47%
Financials 6,019.2 -0.18%
Industrials 6,785.7 -0.50%
Consumer Staples 12,877.2 -1.27%
Health Care 44,499.2 -0.55%
Interesting news and movers
\+27.5% Webcentral (WCG) – Continuation rally, up 47% in previous three
\+14.7% Appen (APX) – Upgraded by JPMorgan
\+12.9% Magnis Energy (MNS) – iM3NY cell certification update
\+9.7% 29Metals (29M)+2.1% Develop Global (DVP) – Resource update
\-14.6% Adairs (ADH) – Trading update
\-10.0% Immutep (IMM) – Institutional placement
\-4.9% FSA Group (FSA) – Guidance
Used my profits to buy OZ coke
Fuck me cunt why do you need an Oz an 8ball is plenty unless you're shouting a bender
Yeah they would've sold for a loss instead of holding their dicks like most here would.
Knew my idea meat thunked oker than them
I bought nvx and vul 😭
Plenty of green, but -0.20% - i'll blame IMM's CR
3.3% green nice
3.09% GFM 💪
Darn, got a Barry cut again
PDN is set to close let than 1% up on the week after all that.
Just realised 30% of my portfolio is in suspension 😬
Good guy ffx holding my lll shares for me so I won't fall victim to insto tree shakes
Everything checks out
Anyone on SW get their SPP shares updated on their port?
Does SW update auto or do I need to do something?
Time to learn maths.
Im more asking if the shares got added into SW portfolios
I will update teh average when they finally land
Yeah they did for me when I last was in a SPP.
no broker does this as they do not know the cost basis, it's all manual
It's not the avg price i want updated - more when my shares are going to fall into myu SW port
CMC has updated to include my SPP holdings, but with a cost basis of 0.
So I do have to enter the cost basis manually, but the shares have been listed in the correct quantity and are available to sell, etc.
Edit: I was wrong. They show in the portfolio but not in the chess holdings yet, and as such are not yet available to sell.
got an inverse ASX occurring in my portfolio right now.
Been hovering around +0.30% all day and now a slight surge up to 0.80% in the late afternoon. What the fuck is going on
and look at that, closed exactly 1% up. Happy fucking friday champions
SNAS / SQQQ anyone? Surely this bear market rally in American tech is almost out of steam
45% currently in Aus-domiciled gaybear ETF's (BBOZ, BBUS, SNAS).
It's been pretty rough over the past couple of weeks watching this nonsensical rally. Truly a case of markets staying irrational longer than I can remain solvent on inverse ETF's.
feel your pain. Was picking the swings with SNAS/LNAS through 2022, went in again on SNAS early 2023, very red currently. Keep waiting for this irrational market to turn to double down but the cunt just won’t roll over.
You will be one ceo tweeting out "AI" away from bankruptcy
I dunno, my heat and brain says the market is going to continue going up forever
The mega caps showing some retard strength. Seen a graphic of the s&p 500 that 351 of the companies are in a down trend indexes are being carried hard by the megas. This happened right before the dotcom crash also... But it took a few months before it actually crashed 🤷🏽♀️
A day or two ago, I mentioned - one of the most liked/love hearted finspo fintweet buffoons was the dude that writes 15yo horny sentences using Li tickers. Finally spotted him again today - he’s had way worse than this.
People actually often comment that it’s great, or the half assed laughing emoji. Li is done for if we continue like this.
That guys feed is complete aids.
Dude's a fkn nutter. He was tweeting all sorts of anti-vaccine nonsense even as one of his relatives was dying of covid in hospital.
A 15yo would know more about stonks.
Yeah this guys chased the dragon one too many times.
For further reading on HC look at the user gassed.
BET making a comeback?!?!?!
I am disgusted by this stock market gentrification targeting me and my fellow poor people
Seems like the market is just waiting for one good announcement from RNU and RNU aint budging
Is Graphite out of fashion now? Asking because i'm also heavy on graphite...
If I've learned anything it's stay away from what's popular on reddit.. If it's popular on social media you've probably missed your chance for the baggers
For the super speculative stocks maybe, not the larger companies
“Hello, 911? The market told me it was priced in, but it wasn’t priced in.” - BECKY
BECKY would very much like to talk to the manager of the ASX
Wait till she finds out it’s probably no divy payments for the foreseeable future.
Overblown imo, still making money... but I am concerned.
I agree. Retail will overshoot. Probably some pain still left.
Main thing is to not go bankrupt in the meantime.
Fuck yeah GGE pumping! Only down 50% now LFG!!
Don’t ask me about my other trades
My great-great-grandfather's erection lasts longer than MNS.
He has the benefit of rigor mortis
What Is Dead May Never Die
Long live DW8
I feel like I’ve become immune to feeling anything from green days since the start of the year.
Up 5k on Friday you say? -
(1 week later) -
To shreds you say?
Fk this shit, I’m gonna play some Diablo 4
I have it but I am cursed to be on family holiday this weekend.
Did you get the 150 dollars version ?
My family bought it for me then scheduled a vacation. Ultimate troll.
Preordering blizz games is a crime.
I sentence you to 2000 hours of dogshit endgame and a lifetime sentence of crappy balance.
At least not a death penalty.
Its 2pm Mark
Just noticed it’s 150 for the deluxe version. I will just wait for 2 more days, and then play Diablo. Yes
What sort of low security facility you in anyway?
Looks far too much like D3, which disappointed me more than any dog stock. D2 will forever be the greatest.
u/mcfucking - ZIP to finish red today or I’ll take a 2 month holiday
Its bouncing along 50.5-51 as 'support' maybe a safer bet when its a bit higher....
Go you good thing. rocket, rocket, rocket.
u/mcfucking BOQ to end day 5.50 or higher. 2 week ban.
nicely done $5.51
I keep on trying to get banned. Doesn't seem to work.
If your on again off again relationship with BOQ goes bad again we might have to stage an intervention...
You should cum around and have a 4some one weekend. You, me Barry and BOQ.
Never been off. Toxic maybe?
I always said the Namibian Government was my favourite government
I'm calling ASIO
AL3, DRE, SGA... I'm really not good at this, am I?
I long for the days of easy money
iron ore 💹
Bretto blaming minimum wage for inflation 🤣🤣
i cant believe they are giving an extra dollar an hour to people who pretty much live on the povety line!! disgusting right
have you been watching Sky News again?
Nah its all the avos on toast those dam zoomers are buying
Watch less Foxtel. Thanks
Just returned to green on DYL. I like this game again (ignores sea of red in portfolio).
It's a green day boys
And it’s gone. Big bright green start that has just turned red
Green day, my arse. Red all across the board for my portfolio.
Before anyone reports me to asic
Let's just appreciate [this call](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/13b77wx/market_open_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/jja686f?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) right.
Or maybe this link explains it better [right here ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/13b77wx/market_open_thread_for_general_trading_and_plans/jj9vi3y?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Fuck yeah I was missing the IVZ content. Waka Waka forever 🇿🇼
I'm calling ASIC, ASIO, ASIS, the NACC, the ACCC, the Press Council, the ombudsman and immigration too!
And Four Corners
ASICS slogan is "sound mind. Sound body. Sound of autistic screeching and keyboards chattering reporting all these dirty insider traders and market manipulators."
Rip u/anomaly256 too for taking the advice.
Got a live one u/catch-10110
Bake him away, toys!
Well you don’t have to be a slut about it
Worship me ham floor testicle eater
Who said I didn’t slut
I'm at the forgiveness stage of stockholm syndrome.
portfolio currently 0.05% in the green for the day
Chrome -> New Tab -> "buy Lambos online"
I’m a Nigerian Prince and I have some Lamborghinis I’m trying to import to Australia but my money is currently tied up in a tax haven. For a small contribution you too may have one of these beauties
Obviously DYOR, but Genex GNX are about to commission their bouldercombe battery. Might see a little bump in the next 6 wks or so.
You pregnant ?
Nah I raw dog ANL
Namibian government just confirmed fake news was fake.
More like they're only seeking to take a stake in *future* contracts
More reactive juice for the engine.
Green day but why is my portfolio red?
found the bank holder
Bank and HVN….
Loving this IVZ theory that the timing of this raise is to ensure that the free options for this new one get shareholder approval. Presumably there will be one vote on all the new options (both the spp and insto one), so retail that participated won't vote against because they'd be voting down their own options being issued. An actual big brain move this 🧠
I'd figure they'd need separate votes for separate cap raises wouldn't they.
Possibly. Even having the two items on the agenda next to each other could create enough confusion for them to be both voted through (or people not voting). I'm quick to see a nefarious angle even when their might not be one, but that's where the fun is :)
Lol green across the board but PLS Red 🩸 Told You
I think we broke him guys
The reason they have warnings after gambling ads now is because of dumbasses like you.
Excuse me what? Do you even bother checking the PLS price before posting anymore? Been steady green all day my man.
Got you ❤️
Damn got me excited
His just trying to manipulate the market (This is not financial advice)
[He's Ebeneezer Goode](https://youtu.be/7b2T8K2D-ps)
Looks pretty green to me. 💚
UBS on Gold equities
TL;DR - They have a BUY on DEG, GOR, SSR and NCM - but do your own research.
**Australian Gold - Like gold, still not easy for gold equities**
**+A$3,000/oz in FY24 should see improved earnings/FCF if they can deliver**
With an unchanged forecast of higher gold prices in late CY23 and a minor pullback in some equities, we revisit our gold coverage. Following a period of poor production performance, we maintain a preference for quality (new mines/infrastructure and high margins/low AIC) and believe our expectations for the Jun-Q are suitably conservative. Aside from production figures to close out FY23, the coming months should be rich with news flow around studies/growth projects and expectations into FY24. We upgrade NST to Neutral and DEG and RRL to Buy. We prefer NCM over NST and EVN on the improved quality offered by NEM CDIs and are a little cautious on upcoming catalysts for NST/EVN.
**Our preferred gold picks are GOR, DEG and SSR.**
US recession likelihood at nearly 80% and potential cuts from September For 2023, our US Economics team sees a near 80% chance of a recession accompanied by meaningful disinflation, from core goods prices and rent measures in particular. We expect a data-dependent meeting-by-meeting Fed that is intolerant of outright job losses. While anti-inflation bias will remain, failing to shift policy in the face of declining employment would appear untenable and we expect job losses to materialise by Q3. Although risk remains of a June hike, we expect May could be the end, meaning in September the Fed may look to pivot and reduce rates and gold could reach US$2,100/ oz (+A$3,100/oz) by year end. Read more
**We expect the coming 2-3 months to be rich in news flow and catalysts**
Starting with the EVN investor day and site tours next week where we expect to hear more on: 1) Ernest Henry life extensions below 775mRL (including capex requirements), 2) Mungari DFS growth to 4.2Mtpa, 3) monetising Mt Rawdon pumped hydro, and 4) Red Lake will remain in focus albeit we expect delays to the mill optimisation study and attaining >200kozpa. For NCM, the takeover by NEM looks on track for Oct-Nov, making short-term production less material. We continue to like the relative quality option of holding NEM CDIs rather than much of our coverage currently. We also look forward to potential divestments from the merge-co and potential opportunities for our sector as well as a cycle of ongoing consolidation. We are cautious on NST into the Jun-Q production targets and upcoming news flow on the KCGM mill optimisation study, but the valuation is no longer as stretched.
**Valuation: Prefer DEG, GOR and SSR and NCM of majors**
Buy rated GOR and SSR and upgrade DEG and RRL to Buy. We still prefer NCM (PT lowered to A$26.60/sh for NEM implied price) over EVN/NST. We see the sector becoming more attractive at <5x EV/EBITDA and >10% FCF yield over FY24/25E.
Aww how lovely of them to let the public know (for free) the best gold pics.
Now all we have to do is start buying furiously to run it up for them.
I presume they already bought in……
They are doing a public service by pumping their dogs
Reminds me of this: [https://imgur.com/suyRxu9](https://imgur.com/suyRxu9)
What are some good Lithium or general mining podcasts other than Global Lithium Podcast?
Lithium-ion Rocks, if you want to hear all about PLL, and some other of Howard's and Rodney's dogs.
I listen to this when I think about lithium on those restless nights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcCurwmCYx8
GFM working hard for ADN, losing offtake means +9%
Thank fuck for a good green day. Here’s hoping it doesn’t fade out in the afternoon like it so often does
Haha already started to fade
32 tickers in my watchlist. NOT A SINGLE ONE IS RED.
how about the ones you are holding :D
1 Red (SNAS swing trade)
Did you completely forget to tell us all the ones you own are not on the watchlist and are coloured blood red?
I have 4 red
AXE but had a good run lately
VKA VRC & IPT
IVZ raising $9.75m @ $0.12. Comes with 1:2 options.
Usage of funds listed as "cocaine fueled parties".
GFM confirmed? MNS bolting out of the gates at 12%
Get Fucked Monday. It’s part of the 4 day work week movement
G F M
What’s with the sudden Surge in PEN is there someone who know if it’s uranium or something else?
Old news, PDN up 25% from the lows caused by that.
Ask your doctor about surge in PEN is.
Uranium Prices went up
price has been going up since March but stocks didn't care
Broke through support barrier ? edit: resistance barrier
I don't know. Hope that helps
ASM seems like a easy swing trade - load up around $1 and sell at $1.20
I am not smart enough to do this, just hold and wait, while watching the 🎢📉🎢📉
Woah, is that financial advice?
Of course not - im an idiot
Thanks for the clarification, don't know whos lurking ready to report.
Every dog has its day. Everyday
Every dog has its day, every day
livin' the doggy style company scam dream, every day ...
ADH was murdered today
Good shit GGE, I only need 3 more of these days and I am back to break even!
Man i remember seeing GGE years ago when it was like a sub 3 mill market cap lmao
Once a dog always a dog
I sold down yesterday, you’re welcome.
Thank you for your sacrifice
My PF is sitting at -15% today. Thank you AGN
That one hurt
Think I've made the smart decision to sell all my LKE and put it all into PLS