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S32 still refuses to get back to $4.20! Let me drown in sorrow!
I like s32 great exposure to the right commodities but sometimes it’s like watching a baby lamb try to stand
vete a la mierda MAY. You are at pre spud and going backwards. "Der" award again.
That's a big fuck you MAY
Spanish for "Fuck you". .... MAY
Why do so many people buy IXR if it’s such a dog stock?
Even dogs have value
Not a certified dog,.................yet. 🤞🤞🤞🤞
Meanie. Pooh you !!!
ELD is fucking killing me. I bought at $10, it’s dropped $2 since then and now my brain is saying to buy more while it’s low. Argh
4DX has risen by 120% in last weeks fighting myself wether to hold, sell or buy more!
Gonna get drunk and then make decisions.
Don’t look at at what the competition Nufarm did today
Yer, happy about that too, I have a finger in that pie too (FOOD). They always spike when results are announced see what happens over next week.
4DX (HEALTH) is better returns for me and I reckon a great technology.
Got drunk and did buy more ELD and 4DX hahaha
Its a good company with its fingers in a large pie
This is the way
Started strong and it didn’t close red - even +2% day
CPV and IMM with help from ITM and RNU
Oh and VML can go lower…..
I'm assuming someone who knows alot about dick can help me here.
a few biotechs this year have had some pretty epic reactions to "Positive announcements"... NEU RHY after being beaten the fuck down due to sector sentiment and imaginary valuations.
I'm being lazy looking at this. But OPT has quite the bagholders locked in. Share price is now sitting where it was before an epic take off and has been beaten to the shithouse.
What's the expectation on timeframes for these phase 3 trials in action before results?
It’s hard to generalise but many trials have primary and secondary objectives and that can extend time lines. For example you may get a primary result of shrinking a tumour, good news SP jumps, then the overall survival rate has future milestones to measure. In the mean time they also get more funding because of early results and then try variations and combinations of drugs dragging out the whole process. It’s like the game is rigged to get good phase 2 results and more funding. Secret is to bail after phase 2 results unless you want to stay married to your shares and hope they are the one in a million.
Best site ive found for listing up to date time lines with high detail is still clinical trials.gov
Are you asking in relation to their age related macular degeneration phase3 trials or another study? ( and just because I answered don’t assume I know dick)
This guy clearly knows dick too well
Expected to finish recruitment mid 2023, 12 month follow up so final results not until H2 2024.
RHY was beaten down because they withdrew their TGA application because TGA asked a fuck tone of questions and they couldn’t answer them in time, so not exclusively because of sector sentiment.
OPT fall is probably more sector sentiment? I’m still buying. Phase 2 data was solid and no major suspect study design bias. Not trying to challenge/change the current standard of care, but will piggyback off what is one of the top 10 drugs sold in the world.
>OPT fall is probably more sector sentiment?
I've been charting it ever since EYE guy came to town and you said you dipped a finger in. I understand what' they are trying to do etc. I'm just looking at an entry and the chart looks right to me. Still watching haven't pulled the trigger and fingers crossed I don't miss the gap up it can do from here 50%
I see the estimated primary completion date for both phase 3 trials is Dec23 with the study completion dates Dec24.
Thsi was my initial thought. But I was getting conflicting info. So nice to see we are all confused here.
I forget your a fiend for biotech.
Where did you find December?
In the corporate presentation in Jan they had topline primary data analysis mid CY 2024 on slide 22.
Just noticed in the Feb half year accounts though the directors report it said “opthea expects to complete patient recruitment in the phase 3 clinical trials as early as the end of 2023”.
Had a one minute look on clinical trials. Says they are still currently recruiting. They do update these timelines on the site if it changes. Can give you a rundown later if you want but it’s 430 and I gotta roll
I’m going to watch the webinar tomorrow morning, if they drop any updates on how recruitment is going I’ll let you know.
I thought a lot more people here knew about dick than this
I think it’s 4+ years for a phase 3 trial depending how it’s being tested
If I had a girlfriend she'd be really mad.
Yea nah but if you had a gf, you won’t have time to go balls deep in dog stocks
Agreed, I have just enough time with a wife but a girlfriend would be a huge distraction from my dedication to losing money on the ASX.
Hehe… Spoken like tru degen, luv it
>If I had a girlfriend she'd be really mad.
if i had a girlfriend, my missus would be really mad
Mine too Kanga, mine too.
I won't be able to afford a girlfriend after buying the wrong stocks
AGN now down 8% today. Lucky I wore my brown pants
ITM and TLM finally getting interesting
What a beautiful fucking day
TLM been doing some heavy lifting for me lately after TLG. Going to move up the alphabet one speccy ticker at a time.
TLM has been great lately. It's nice when the ones come around that you just can't justify selling during the boring periods
Ok my IHL sell order for the amount i bought the other day went through, you can slow down now.
GT1 trading halt
Edit: Reason for trading halt – The trading halt is requested pending an announcement regarding a strategic
investment and execution of an offtake term sheet
Yes fucking please. Currently sitting at my average buy, so anything that sets a floor above will make me FUCKING HAPPY.
Oh fuck you im 30% red lmao
patience, you'll catch up.
Ive been 150k down most of the year lol, oh im a very patient person
CPV lets goo, thats what we need
Anyone had any experience with tipping someone off to the ATO for tax evasion?
We don't having a tipping culture in Australia, that's more of a US thing.
No because I'm not a fucking narc. Mind ya own business.
(Unless its a landlord, then fuck them)
Tipping off Bretto again? Or was that Markma?
They don't keep you updated and the only way to know if something happened is if you keep tabs on the person.
They should be an incentive like a discount on your tax or you get a percentage for the amount they recover.
I’m thinking of the tax evasion amount plus penalty and interest would be more than $300,000
Is it worth their time?
blackmail would be better, think of the amount of PLS you could buy when it hits $2
No I’m serious I just don’t know to which extent the ATO would take
They will investigate, then audit, then they hand t to AFP for federal charges.
Tax frauds go to jail if its done over many years, if its a one off they may just get a conviction. On top of that, they will have a new ATO debt with interest applied from when it was originally due.
Depending on what type of fraud, it may lead them to other people they audit. (paying cash in hand - dob in the employer, all employees will be investigated too)
Wat da QPM doin
Considering every single other thing thats come out has meant red - this might be a sell the month before type shit
Say it with me now
Buy the rumour
Sell the ....
This IXR slow burn is killing me are there many holders left here?
Losing faith after watching VML, AVZ, EXR, XST, SGC, BPH and the list goes on and on.
Averaged down on IXR on Tuesday instead of RHY. Hindsight is a cunt.
Something dont fucking feel right
About IXR or my life choices?
i hold. i am not happy either.
Do they start producing anything yet ?
I cry at night to assert my dominance over the ASX
Way to not give them the power! 💪
AGY, half the time I don’t get you but I am happy to be 20% up
Rio signed a $6m deal with Brisbane based Graphene Manufacturing Group to develop Graphene aluminium ion batteries.
Been a holder of gmg for a while. I do like what they say they're doing however I do worry it's just to be an endless research / development cycle
Through something else cause they're not listed on the ASX?
They're on the Toronto exchange, tsxv. The broker I use (direct shares) can buy on that exchange
Low scale manufacture for proof of concept and scalability, not yet ready to commercialize without big bucks thrown in.
QPM almost back to green, did not expect that so soon 👀
seems to be a fair bit of desire to actually get this project running from multiple external parties
alas will probably close grey again once Barry starts his shift
*Looks at my 21c average*
don't worry, according to the qualified experts at Hotcopper you're still sitting on a guaranteed 20-bagger 😎
It has been a looooong time since I checked into this place (and a long time since I've kept a close eye on my stocks tee hee)
Just sold a 3rd of my LRS and am now free riding. Feels good man
Somebody give me stories of hope please……something you were holding that you were 50% or more red on but half became a multibagger. Do we have any?
There was once an orphan who lived with distant relatives after the apparent death of his parents. Though he worked hard, there weren’t many opportunities for him as he was stuck in a terrible agricultural industry. He dreamed of becoming a wealthy investor and leaving the harsh manual labour behind. He wanted to be more. His foster parents were farmers and didn’t have much investment experience so he couldn’t seek their counsel on where to invest his meagre savings.
He didn’t give up though. He ended up finding a mentor who helped him move out from the agricultural sector and he started to pursue more bountiful endeavours, even if they sometimes involved less than desirable people. The political environment he worked in was less than desirable so he had to do whatever he could to get ahead and try and live his dream.
After investing in some training by ‘Warren Buffet’ like experts in his chosen field, he found he was better equipped to move forward in life. Eventually he found a different path through life than the investment success story he’d always envisioned. He was very successful in his chosen field but he never realised his investment goals. He didn’t mind though. He was finally happy in life. Besides, it was far better than spending his life blasting womp rats in his T-16 back home.
Alpha HPA A4N. Up 42% and it's still slowly creeping up as they finish commissioning and ramp up production. Should be a good 12 mths once they build the next sapphire glass train.
On this train too… I’m 62% up… best performer the last few months
Stories of hope 🤔 . . . . . .
I was down 50 points on WR1 a couple of months ago, now at 280 percent or something? It happens. Just not nearly enough to get my whole pf back in the green
VLA. Virus cancer treatment company. Bought like 500,000 shares at 5cents rode it up to 10 cents then watch it slide to basically nothing, went through a share consolidation which meant I had about 140,000 shares at 8 cents. It stayed around the 1 cent mark for ages then I think got a takeover around the $1.12 mark!
BNO bought at 32 cents, rode it up to 90 cents and free carried went back down to 1 cents then back up to 48 cents and now around 2 cents. This one doesnt really fit your narrative but highlights that you should sell when something multibags... FFS...
Edit: the FFS is for me
I bought LKE many years ago for around 30c
It crashed back down to 20c and I was poo pooing my pants
It then ran to $2.30 and I sold it when it when returned back to 70c
Don't buy LKE it will shrink your weiner
Uh oh starting to go limp
Mine is now an innie
Thinking of having a Girlfriend Experience
Is that the one where they complain that you don't spend enough quality time together.
Escorts are not cheap 🍆
ANL is really cheap
You get what you pay for.
Good ol Pamela Handerson
Isn't it [Palmela Handerson](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Palmela%20Handerson)?
have you told your husband?
Their PLS takes have proven to be so disastrously and hilariously incorrect that it's almost not fun anymore to keep clowning Snoo & HeiPando.
0.61% from break even (not counting divs)
Stop downvoting me SnooNuts, just accept that PLS is a good investment
oo, $133 ahead at close. I haven't seen such a sight since December...
Somebody nominated him as the Jim Cramer of Australia in the premarket thread. Dude is taking a hammering lately.
almost $5 party time
I will have to write up some special Pando fanfiction for the occasion. 🤔
Hey love ❤️
Oil price going up because wildfires hurt oil production in Canada would have helped my portfolio if the oil company I had invested in wasn't producing in Canadian oil sands.
Stupid BAS. Nearly jumped on it at 0.089 now it's up 12%.
so is this sell in May thing not happening or do they need to pump it a bit more to fuck over poor mom and dad investors?
I've been selling myself all May, I thought it was tradition?
Is anyone else a Double Pulp Nudie OJ enjoyer or is it just me?
"double pulp" is just up-selling their waste
Double pulp nudie hands down best OJ in aus. Deffs worth the $8.50
All the haters dont understand ❤
Maybe one day they’ll wake up to themselves ❤️
They have a double pulp?
Like they're making pulp free and putting that pulp into the pulp option OJ. Fucking oath that sounds good. Is Nudie on the ASX?
Are you starting another controversy thread?
I like pulp, but I dunno about double pulp. Seems like a scam to get away with packing less OJ in the bottle
Pulp is literally part of the O
The O that isn’t the J. It’s the filler. I don’t mind it but adding extra is a scam
AGN down 6% on no news. Cool, cool, cool
Pilbara and Allkem raising those market caps nicely in the last month. The bois. No Weetbix tonight, it's KFC.
Allkem will be $20 within 12 months imo (unless global recession). Lithium panic about to ramp up again!
Nice bro. Got my first PLS bag, sold AKE last Friday for decent tendies!
my biggest concern today is to find the truth about whether it really was nearly a catastrophic car chase in new york, or was it just another grab for attention.
oh. lrs 🚀
Fuck I hate those cunts. I can't see any positives to being married to her - she'll bleed him dry
the cabbie they used got chatting to all the news outlets, its a fun story he tells.
South Park hitting it out of the park once again.. "respect our privacy!"
yeah thank goodness for documentaries like that to show us the real goings on
A 2 hour car chase. They could have at least made it more believable. Maybe they are hoping for motion picture to come out of it. Megan can play herself, maybe Carrot Top (the actor/comedian) could play Harry.
LRS is on a roller coaster
She'll return to 11c. This time I'll be ready
everyone knows news is priced in except when it comes to stocks they own and want/hope to go up on "good news".
I'm also guilty of this despite the fact I should know better
Yeah I cashed out of LRS this last week for exactly this reason. Same sort of pump happened before jorc earlier this year then dropped right back to 10c after the announcement. I’ll hate it if I’m wrong, but also happy to have taken a win now rather than seeing that happen again
Talga has destroyed any trust you've had in markets hasn't it
I had very little trust in markets to begin with BUT couldn't help think that THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT. Spoiler it was not different.
Although TLG now getting analyst coverage that isn't paid for 😮 ($2.50 target). So you're saying there's a chance....?
TLG approvals come through, we 🚀
yeah with approvals, appeals process complete, customers, a mine built, an anode plant running at full capacity, and with minimal dilution along the way we'll be sweet. easy.
Don’t forget the funding and binding offtakes will follow after permits are done!
I’m sure they will but this is Talga we’re talking about. What timescale is “ to follow”
you son of a bitch, I'm in
This is my fear for LMG and their inaugural production. Hoping that the market doubts their ability to produce so that they can shoot up on the news when it comes.
One that only goes up?
not today sadly
LOL @ VML nice volume bro 👌
Instos 40M now worth 10M. What an absolute fucking piece of dog shit
They probably just need to issue some more shares
VEA has been having fun with buybacks, back to the price they were after they acquired all the servos
IXR and IVZ both with positive announcements, both red. Of course.
Isn't IVZ basically pinned to 11.5 until the cap raise is done?
Red is the new green
The amount of government backing/interest in QPM is giving me some confidence. Relying on it to pull me out of poverty in the next 2-3 years.
Que? But they’re a gas production company aren’t they?
But in all honesty, every representative from QLD has a throbbing hard on for the TECH project as it ticks alllllll of the boxes for how they want to represent themselves
Am I going to just sit and watch LCL today? Fuck, probably!!
Yeh no LCL for me, bought a keeper FMG, at least good dividends
Should of jumped on board a couple of years ago when it was 15c and rode this dog all the way down like I did.
Then you sit back and watch it try and climb out the hole it fell into… ahh good times
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
I'll botcinerate. If you keep it of
It's almost like the creator of this bot and the downvoters of my comment are too dumb to realise language is a dynamic, evolving construct defined by the people that use it.
Nah, saying of instead of have is just wrong.
yeah, should of used "have"
Until everyone does it, then it's right by default, as annoying as that is. So many English language rules you think are correct today were blatantly wrong 50, 100, 1000 years ago.
Interesting video on the subject, if interesting can be applied to this topic \*at all\*, [How Some Words Get Forgetted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFW7orQsBuo) (about regular vs irregular verbs, and their differing origins and contradictory rules, and how one set of rules is slowly overriding an older set of rules as time progresses)
I mean, that all may be true but we still teach basic grammar at school. Not using double negatives, differences between their / there, could have / of, is just best practice. Those things may not be incorrect for all eternity but for the moment they are. I think calling the bot creators "dumb" is a bit of a stretch here.
I think all bot creators should be called dumb, except for the daily ticker comment counter bot. That one's useful. And the 69-tallying bot. All the others are dumb.
We are so fucking back
XJO 10,000 LES A GO
FEG good ann and chart looks nice but not much for sale
Not enough controversy in here today, so here goes....
# Mint Slice > Tim Tams.
Monte > Mint Slice.
I currently have both in the fridge.
Tim Tam no where near either one.
I wish I could give this 0.5 upvotes
Is there a mi goreng flavoured mint slice or Tim tam? Cos that’s the only one Is vote for
I think we need a poll for this. This sub may actually be too retarded if half of the claims below aren't just trolling.
Bounty bars.. really? It's a prank gift you give to people you don't like
Your anti-coconut argument is invalidated by cherry ripes.
... Douché, good sir. Checkmate.
I've got a lot of thinking to do now.
Both are top tier with monte carlo's for the epic bikkie trifecta.
Geeze keep it down. I like monte carlos too but I don't think this mob are ready to process that. Lets deal with 1 fire at a time