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Catching up on the day
-1.58% on close thanks to a combo of CDT, MNS, RNU and VML.
Got my IHL options offer - do I waste the
“Your Full Subscription Amount: $0.16” 😂
Or throw some $$ at this. $0.25 seems more realistic than $1 or higher atleast.
For the lithium boys, Allkem and Livent $10bn merger
Look at how far our boy has come.
I remember when my dad bought a few thousand GXY in 2017 for 18-19c.
No shit. I have A LOT of AKE. Exciting times!
Huge! I always thought that if something happened to PLS, like a takeover or buyout, then I'd just get into AKE with the gains, but now? CXO? 😮💨
tAKE my AKE
nice, pump my AKE bags plz big US daddy 😍
Surprising, not overly keen on the idea but details yet to come.
This might encourage me to jump back into GLN tomorrow.
US CPI figures out tonight, 10.30pm AEST
Ill be waiting up with my slippers on and cup of milo
The market is set to go down no matter what the cpi figure is. I have a feeling that sp500 is going to 3000 points in a few years.
Never change, Markma.
But deeply you know I’m right.
I choose to stand by my baseless and abundant optimism that the worst has passed and there will be no recession.
Give us our copium!
Currently hopium, for what, I'm not sure? Something better than expectations because expectations are not offering a lot.
I'm thinking of going against the grain and not looking or caring before market open tomorrow
AGY finishing strong.
MAY be I shouldn’t fomo…
NVX pumping today = risk is back on 🚀
what a day for AJQ
Yummy to see BGD going on a run today!
u/debtandregret you having a good day?
Fuck all you cunts with an underscore, Astrix and numbers in your name.
Espcially the very insightful tassels fish poster begining with a 9 and has a F in the name. I've gone to tag you several times about different movies related to salmon and I can never find you.
And the seemingly endless Adjective\_Noun#### people. I still don't remember BLM approval guys name because of this.
I firmly believe these people automatically exclude themselves from being immortalised in an abbreviated ticker within the sub. Eg; WVJ BM7 and I'm making this up but JSWF ( he can have a nasdaq one due to the global outlook.
You got that right EEL.
Where’s old mates daily post about the overdue IXR mining licence?
Sold out of BHP and Rio and ready to throw it on MAY.
I'm gonna hedge my bets though and put half into IVZ for diversification
Your username sounds like a bad omen.
But honestly, I don't see this China re-opening as being the great catalyst for IO surging as was being touted months ago.
Equities are currently priced on rate cuts expected within the next few months, those are not happening and a re-rate is coming, if the rate cuts do come it's because we are in a recession and those valuations aren't holding during that period.
I'm only young and overall the amount of money ill put into them isn't huge but if either of them can succeed, it will be worth a lot more me in the long run.
TLDR, still young, it's not a huge amount of money and I have other staff investment and at this time id rather chance for the moon instead when I'm older and have more responsibility
Dividend reinvestment young grasshopper
I've got no problem with those stocks either (edit* got no problem with people in a similar spot holding those stocks or even an ETF), absolute powerhouses just where I am at this point in life I feel I have time to make some risky bets. If they work out I'd be withdrawing the amount I put in and move that into super/towards a house as well
Some people want to retire early / in the next 10 years
Started off smoking joints....moved to heroin
I was told this was crack!
APX…. 😥 -25% in one day….
Dame. Watta dog
Guess AGY was a buy the other day when I chose not to buy it.
AGY is always a buy
0.17% up for the day. CLOSE THE MARKETS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLOSE THEM
Start the car!!!!
Delta Lithium....up 22% since Monday. What is going on?!
Lithium hard cock
I like it has a ring to it
It's a reverse cup and handle!
2 traders 1 cup
I just sold half my PLS, thinking it will pull back a bit with some profit taking happening, hoping to jump back in at about $4.20
Buy at $2
Doubt it will ever get there again.
You'll need the Delorean up to 88mph for that buy.
WBT on the trot
Feels weird man, after a lot of hesitation, just pulled the trigger and sold off the last of my WBT (4000 shares) at $7.50.
Been holding for around 2 years. Great company & management and wish holders all the best but I see myself as more of a PLS-bull going forward and need the cash in the account for any dips. Also heading to Thailand this Saturday so the extra cash is going to be welcome.
I sold myself down from around 12,000 shares at 8.15, 7.50, 6.50 and 5.50 with this being the final parcel. All the best WBT gang, enjoy the ride, let me know if the moon women are as loose as they appear in my dreams.
Not selling at 8.21 . . . Rookie
Lock it in Eddie
fkn well done on the weebit trades
have a good holiday
Thanks mate 🤙
Geez, looks like it's time for another round of 'free blisser_the_sniff!'
Did he try to sneak another photo of his balls disguised as a meme onto the sub?
Edit: just noticed my phone had the Reddit app open from earlier before the censorship - I was half right, just 1 ball
Glowing green dicks back on the menus bois
Guys, my rent just increased to 70% of my income (but the rental crisis isn't a worry, right?).
Now if all my speccy stocks could rocket to the moon like bez did (should have bought more), that would be great!
a cardboard box under a bridge will have rent equal to 0% of your income.
no rental crisis and more money for speccys. win win
Shelter is overrated.
I question your financial decisions solely because you post on this subreddit.
predjudism right there
Where my PEN14 crew at?
PEN10, only thing in portfolio that’s green. It helps that it’s also a whopping 10% of it too… /resumes foetal position
Yep nice to see something go green.
Lowe: let’s rocket the interest rates to beat the inflation
Chalmers: let’s hand out free money to beat the inflation
I know the budget threads over but
Nearly all handouts mentioned have been provided with fairly strict criteria and gives the appearance of helping the most vulnerable such as concession card holders, pensioners, those that already required rent assistance and lower income families.
The reason I say appearance is because inflation has began to hit some of the middle class but would be ripping apart the lower. Truthly the handouts do very minor with current costs of living.
There seems very little that is inflationary, if anything it just normalises some of the sticky parts causing the stagflation narrative to continue.
If they went hard on stimulis ( which really given inflation they havent) you'd be seeing some fairly swift action from the RBA. Next rate rise won't be a rise. It'll be a hold.
BUB have fired their CEO: Failure to comply with reasonable Board directions. I wonder how reasonable.
i checked hot copper for the inside scoop, someone comparing it to when their kid's kindy teacher wouldn't show receipts for expenses 💡
"Sort your shit out, cunt"
Uranium to the moon ☢️☢️☢️
Tell that to LPD
I very slow today what has Lepidico got to do with Uranium?
My bad guys... too much research from my end.
I literally can't. 5 mins in and they have a Dr Vicki Bogan. 💀
keep at it
you might get some good recipes
Just saw on LinkedIn that Dean Taylor, former director of DW8 is now running a strategic investments consultancy firm named, "Raise the Bar Investments".
This is in addition to his corporate advisory firm called "Trans4mation" which helps companies do capital raisings below $50m.
It's crazy that his key achievements on LinkedIn doesn't list "bailed out of DW8/Kaddy before the entire company went into receivership, and manufactured a consulting agency out of thin air to retain a whiff of legitimacy".
It's a joke. Also, if you see these companies being considered as consultants for your speccies, RUN.
Maybe he should have called it “Raise the Capital Investments”
Bout to start watching. Eat the rich. Gamestop saga
Don't be coming in here tomorrow trying to wrangle your own short squeeze
The only thing I'm short squeezing is my 🍆🤣
Yes you do
market so boring atm, my portfolio has been flopping around doing fuck-all for the past 6 months 😴
bring on the price-sensitive announcements that will no doubt end in big losses on good news again please 🤞
Same. Last the market hit bottom right around mid-June, so looking forward to doubling down on a few things at that time.
Mines been sliding since February.
☢️☢️⚛️ thank you Bank of America for being bullish on uranium and boosting up the yellow cake gang stocks:
DYL ⬆️ 14.5%
LOT ⬆️ 13.5%
AGE,BMN,PEN ,SLX⬆️⬆️⬆️ 10%+
It's been a slow sideways 9months
inject that Uranium straight to my veins!
9 months ago was the peak:
Ticker | 10/05/2023 | 09/09/2022
--- | --- | ---- | ----
DYL | 0.64 | 1.24 | -93.75%
PDN | 0.7 | 0.93 | -32.86%
BOE | 2.85 | 2.89 | -1.40%
BMN | 1.49 | 2.26 | -51.68%
PEN | 0.16 | 0.2 | -25.00%
If only you said 8 months ago...
Those dates are well off.
well fuck me can't do anything right today, let me edit again
You might wanna check those figures chief
% are hard let me edit
We both know you belong with pumping uranium. You’re part of this work, the thing that keeps it going. If that rocket leaves the ground and you’re not with it, you’ll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
I'll be around for a while yet.
The real growth and gains isn't made in months but years.
Are you still invested in LPD? Or have you sold your stake of shares in the company?
Sold out on the announcing of the cap raise. The board straight up lied about not planning to raise til 2024. That was final straw over a long hold period (since 2017)
Dip purchases on BMN @$1.40 & DYL @ $0.55 validated, for now.
'Sideways', I thought I'd list out PL on my Uranium tickets after today's surge.
BOE I bought years before the others clearly haha
Depends went you boarded.
For I and others initial buying was October 2020 with ongoing accumulation over last 3 years. Current positions PL:
I sold PEN and AEE during last year for a slight profit and neutral respectively.
Initial posts on uranium in this sub date back to mid 2020
Yeah I know, it wasn't about when I boarded. They straight up haven't traded sideways for 9 months though with the exception of BOE. DYL, EL8, BMN, and LOT reduced by 40-45% during that period
PEN15 squad rise up
my PEN 15 exceeding expectations.
This little lamb has been silenced again. Not just happenstance, it’s targeted now.
Always a weird day when HZR is my best performer. Think I'll get a burger for lunch.
I had Hello Harry'a last night. They somehow managed to put a whole burger in my order of sugar with cheese
Looks like they slipped something else in there as well. Now that's value!
Just DCA at open this morning
Hoping they get their fingers in some of the government funding announced.
Some great announcement this week
Solid volumes today already hit 1m volume not been there for a while.
Pumping on the govt funds that they will never receive 🚀
which Hydrogen plays are going to benefit from govt budget funds?
Probably just FMG, fortescue and that big iron ore producer who has a hydrogen play now.
How has FMG got hydrogen?
Currently they are nothing but talk?
HZR has a running business and nearly running plant
But has a proven patented process.
Wouldn’t surprise me if a bunch of small companies decide to become hydrogen producers overnight.
No way HZR can scale to being an actual meaningful producer
I would say not
But they will have a solid chance at a decent amount of government support.
IMO it will go to companies that could reasonably be expected to actually get a full scale hydrogen plant up and running. FMG the clear front runner
And the only viable candidate. The H2 speccies are ifffffy
HZR would totally have had a commercial plant operating by now if it weren't for.. \*checks notes\*.. reactor vessel manufacturing defect, heat exchanger manufacturing defect, trade war with China where these items are manufactured for some reason, and that it somehow takes 2 years.. wait.. \*checks notes again\*... ok yeah 2 years for some reason to manufacture these items again
three good choices right there
Fuck you AustralianSuper
What did they do?
Been involved with them for a year to get a deceased super release. The fucking case managers never picked up the phone. Called them like 100 times for the last 9 months.
Those jerks are making money off your money while you could have been losing it this whole time.
Get in contact with the relevant Tribunal/Ombudsman and start the process.
Threaten to go to local news / media outlets. Worked a charm for me when I was in a similar situation dealing with an insurance company. I had dozens of lengthy phone calls with them over the course of 3-4 months and all of a sudden I had my claim escalated and paid out quite quickly.
Just for good measure afterwards I requested all my phone recordings from them dating back 2 years, for no other reason than to waste their time for being cunts.
I did, the guy was like “feel free to file a complaint” like wtf???
You are on their list, try call them with another number
got out of dog BLZ, watch it rocket now
Always great seeing one of your dog stocks jump 88% while you are still 67% down on it.
Yup! Holding for CGT reasons now (and education on what not to do with stonks) but who knows where this is heading.
Down 67% and holding for cgt reasons? What capital gains are you gonna pay on it?
Waiting for CGT 🤝 becoming a bagholder when you get dumped on
We all know we secretly LOVE it, while LOATHING it.
I love you ASX; I hate you ASX. Perfect match.
One of my stocks was supposed to release an announcement and end trading halt at commencement of trade today. 1hr 20 after open still waiting....
Start a count , it is the way
Directors still at the coffee club maybe?
I think you've been ditched
I own 1 singular CHM share but I’m tempted to buy in watching it fall 5% everyday this week on fears of an imminent cap raise. I do have a particular brand of biotech brain damage though
I own about $20 worth of a stock due to a company split and CMC says I can’t buy less than $500 worth. I figured if I already had some that wouldn’t apply?
Will be able to afford lunch today, thanks AGY
Yet another over reaction on ex date for NAB.
Yeah I topped up with some more
LTR $3 party this week?
EXR has gotten good at gain a pip. Not good at keep a pip.
We gained a pip? 👀👀👀
😭💵, Wiping my tears with my WR1 shares. Wishing I bought more sub .50
Could be worse - you could be tens of thousands of dollars down like the rest of us
I am with EXR
... sorry for your loss 🙇
Come forward if you paid >1.80 for WR1 on the news.
Don't be shy.
Been sitting on 1.90 for months already
u had a few ops to leave
WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL!?
NMT - *autistic screeching*
That's my favourite meme!
And the trap has been released
So down 1% after rising 20% in the last month was the trap?
Well set me another one of your sweet traps Snoo!
I admire your commitment to your comedy. Still getting banned though.
I'm enjoying his character arc, from "hated downramper" to "loveable meme". ❤️
Another slow day I think
green start for me, don’t mind slow day as long as stays green.
everybody waiting for US figures tonight
I might go check out some figures as well
Haven't had any movement yet. It's quiet.. too quiet
Its too boring is what it is.
Uranium glowing bright green this morning! So good to see some movement again ☢️☢️☢️
Any idea what’s driving it? Spot price has been flat on $53 for a few days now, maybe a week?
Edit: [found it](https://twitter.com/quakes99/status/1655958186648817664?s=46&t=aHevHZ6UgnCwO3BtASNkSg) BofA issued a buy for KAP/CCO, YCA/URA, Denison and whatever Centrus is
US Dept of energy put a little money towards nuclear and bank of America upgraded some uranium stocks to buy...that was all I could see anyway 🤷
Do you mean DOE expanded on the prior commitments to build a strategic uranium reserve?
Don't know if it's the reserve or expanding promising tech...only small amount of $$ though so doubt that's driving much of anything
Uranium and Weed = Green
Everything else = Red
CPH continuing yesterdays blast off
Sort of depressing looking at my offer ahaha.
$2.27 worth of $0.001 loyalty options, exercisable at $0.25.
Not sure what's the point of them. If you think IHL is going to be worth more than $0.25 by the time they expire may as well buy them now on market for $0.11 rather than $0.001 now + $0.25 in a couple of years. Added bonus the shares now will have cgt bonus by then as well.
The point is you can buy a fuckload of them with minimal capital risk.
If you buy those shares now at $0.11 and IHL eats shit then you are out of pocket that additional investment.
If you grab the oppies now and IHL eats shit you are out of pocket by like $10.
So basically no downside for decent upside if it makes it to $0.25.
Yeah that's fair, will probably get them in the end. Though can't buy a fuckload just 1/15 of your current holding
You can buy a lot more then actual shares.
For example, if you are entitled to 2,000 shares it would cost you $2.
If IHL gets to 30c then you trade in the oppies and sell on market.
You end up making a cool $100 on the $2 investment.
If you buy $2 worth of shares @ 11c (ofc impossible) then you get 18 shares. Sell them for 30c and you make $3.42, not even worth the brokerage.
Almost no downside on this. If IHL is pathetic and they expire you are out $2. Otherwise you can make a tiny amount of money.