Wow you truly belong here

He was born to it

Maybe it's maybeline?

Get your lipstick in ASX “In the red” red

Looks like coles in here Down down prices are down

Funny enough if he held coles shares he would be doing much better

A future mod right here

Red and bonus exclamation marks just in case you didn't realize how shit this situation was. One of us

You need adult supervision

Pfft only down 49% on SHP, should’ve bought at 19 cents like a real degenerate 🙃🥲

How are you on this sub without EXR or IXR?

There is special & there is very special. IXR holder.

I've got similar dog figures but only own two on your list. So there's plenty more you didn't own. I haven't been game to look at mine for a while.

Why so many 'dog shit' stocks

I’m a glutton for punishment daddy

Why cut out the numbers we actually want to see?

I can’t let Tom see them

That's the least of your worries mate

I fucking bailed on VML at a 70% loss that dog ain't ever getting back up

I only have MNS on your list. but also some some equally crap companies, or poor timing on my behalf.

You’re an inspiration to us all ❤️

Plot twist: there was only a tenner on each ticket

I wish that were true sir. If we don’t laugh we cry 🤣

Shit, that's more red than My Lai. Hope you're ok OP, there's help out there if you feel as though you are losing control.

Wholesome side note added to this. I don’t even have enough left over to buy some rope so I’ll ride it out boys xx

One of us! One of us!

God Damn! My portfolio looks great against this. Marvellous

Mate, you need to bite the bullet sell this shit and buy BHP like the rest of us boomers.

Diamond hand until bust pussy

It's OK I have a whole pound of dog stocks in my portfolio. From time to time I put a green apple next to my screen to remind me what green looks like again!!

Oh well, wait long enough your apple will red overnight as well

So easy to make money, just do the opposite of what you’re currently doing.

Another victim of the 4DS scammers I see.

I don’t know what is gain

I found my Twinny in your holdings 🤫

At least there’s no DW8

That’s where your wrong mate.. DW8 that then turned into KDY (I haven’t updated my purchase price on commsec after the change of ticker) - it’s currently valued at $10.10 after an initial $1000 investment at its peak 😅😭

😳

If it's any consolation,. I put about $1100 into CLZ-Classic minerals , after consolidation they are worth about $3.75

Weres ZIP. Gold star status then

Sorry about SHP

Mate, there is absolutely nothing I love more than potassium. I won’t buy a fertiliser without Potash, I refuse. I’m devastated.

PWN tried to develop a Potash thing. Manure might have been more profitable.

if you were blindfolded and picked the same number of stocks you would have at least one green. Ever thought about shorting instead?

Doesn’t red make it faster? That’s more exciting.

let me know your next pick. I'll go short 🤣🤣🤣

I had such high hopes for LNU

Greyhound racing has less starters

Looks like a SpaceX rocket 🚀💥

How did you get a picture of my portfolio ?

Looks so much like my portfolio….

Oh that's so painful that it made me smile. So....what's the other end look like...or is that it!

The silver lining to this is more of a baby poo brown unfortunately

Please stop

Bro wtf are you doing haha Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Have I bought into the same stock over and over again? No I haven’t. I’ve curated a careful selection of the worst dogshit over the years I’ve been in this sub. AusFinance is missing your truly insightful comments, just let us sad degenerates glorify our financial ruin and go back to where you belong.

Is there an ETF where I can short you?

Let me know if you find one

You tell 'em

Inverse this dude

Should’ve gone with vdhg.

Pain

Diamonds deep in shit hands. Props.

Serial loser.