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ififivivuagajaaovoch

Yes! It will go up or down!


gamingchicken

If it closes even what are you going to stick in your arsehole?


gr4ntmr

buttered corn cob


Visual_Insect1480

You guys can afford butter ?


deusm

Churn it yourself, you will save nothing because cows have gone up 100%!


ififivivuagajaaovoch

My wife’s boyfriend


_unsinkable_sam_

no, its literally going to go up..


ififivivuagajaaovoch

Hah it went down! I was right!


Neither_Storage7619

Idk, but fuck you VML.


TesticularCamber

I have really learned a lot. Don't buy anything that hasn't got projected cash flows and a well defined resource.


hotsp00n

No don't buy things with projected cash flows and well defined resources! Those things are already priced in. You want ill defined resources and no cashflows. Only then do you have the shot at the big time!


TesticularCamber

Yeah, I know. I'm a sucker for downside risk....


thundabot

I cut my losses out of that shit show a while ago. Encourage you to do the same. If a ship is sinking, don’t pray that it will stop sinking. Jump.


Neither_Storage7619

I feel like swimming with the fishes.


thundabot

Crap investments distract you from other good opportunities out there. All the best


ThrowAway62378549

Yes but crap investments is where you learn what a crap investment is. AND I LOVE LEARNING!!!


thundabot

True story. Just don’t keep learning the same lessons haha


Overall_Bus_3608

The captain never abandons his ship


PianistDesigner1423

Factored in.. The market will do what the will do.. in other words I have no idea..


ififivivuagajaaovoch

Trade resulting from Hedging will still move the markets as probabilities collapse


ThePrimordialTV

Professor oak’s voice whispers in your ear… “Everything is priced in”


Okayiseenow

0.25 is for pussies. gives us a full 1% ya flogs


alfonso_wobbygong

Yeah how am I supposed to buy defaulted popped bubble houses dirt cheap if this fucker doesn’t crush the panic buyers to the full extent


[deleted]

Typical AusFinance would throw 50% of people and their families out on the streets to house theirs instead.


KILLER5196

It's a doggy dog world mate


MrfrankwhiteX

Lol whut.


Staple_Diet

'dog eat dog' *


KILLER5196

Doggy dog


Staple_Diet

Ok


Haddonimore

Only 33% of people own a mortgage and some of those are sub human investors.


[deleted]

But people forget that the rest of those people are just trying to get by and put a roof over their heads.


Aggressive_Worker_93

Their pain, my joy


[deleted]

Shit cunt.


tubbyttub9

u/0x6b-dev is a commie.


farmermuck

asshole 100% see a quack


justformygoodiphone

Someone’s cashed out…


prodcloud

I mean in the context of the world now and Australian history, interests rates are pretty low still actually. The only issue is we've had crazy low interest rates, too low, and people have way over borrowed. I mean the media is drumming it up like it's the appocalypse but 3-5% interest rates for a country is more or less fine once it all levels out again. Idk man it's just insane to me how much clickbait is built up to freak people out around a .25% rate rise on 3.1%. If we level out before 5% and then work it back down, that's pretty fucking good considering the world has ate absolute shit for the last 3 years.


Quattro439

To be fair, 5% interest rates does seem like Armageddon when everyone’s leveraged to the tits. 5% on 100k is meh 5% on a milli is like oh…fuck.


Money_killer

Who are these everyone's lol


Outrageous_Junket817

Yeah I’m fine, mortgage is $250k little fibro shack in Labrador Gc. Brother in law can stop with the mortgages for shit, $1.4mil in debt and just got a boat. He drives a garbo truck.


Spoonicus

You mean STABrador


Outrageous_Junket817

Yeah stabrador that’s the one. But we live east of Turpin rd. So we are in an area where the stabbers ain’t allowed to cross, we put up an imaginary electric fence on turpin. Kinda like UN protection zone


hamjandal

Is it really as bad as people say? I’ve been living on the GC for about 5 years now and heard lots of stories about Lockyadoor and Southport, but whenever I’m up that way it doesn’t seem that bad.


Outrageous_Junket817

Maybe a few years ago when you could buy a house in the 3’. As rents were cheap then. But now minimum house prices are 850k and rents are up like 600. Chirn park shops are pretty great aswell


mediumpacedgonzalez

Bruh how’d he get approved for that much? Assuming he has other income or assets


Outrageous_Junket817

His wife is on similar income both about 80k they do have one rental investment plus the house they live in. So I guess when you add them together $160k 1.4mil debt is only 8.75x their salary. But fuck that if interest rates go up a another few %.


Imobia

I’m earn significantly more that that and would have a hart attack even thinking of 1.4million. These people are going to live in poverty soon.


Outrageous_Junket817

Yeah that’s what feel. I feel bad for them, cause they just lack they lil bit of education on money. A shit load of people are in the same boat though


UncleChunkz

Not sure if the “same boat” line was intentional. But I laughed. 🚤


Outrageous_Junket817

No pun intended


willybhoy1

Garbo truck? Is he a teamster?


AnointedBeard

Who’s higher, the rates or governor Phil? Looks like he’s been taking something


stonefree251

If you earned $20k a week, you too would be balls deep in class A's.


scottssterling

Phil will kill himself if he earned peasantry salary of $20k per week.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

If you can see the whites of his eyes, it’s not time to buy the dip


Criticalsum

idk if its priced in


weirdlilfella

I'm a basic fuck,but how does rising ppls mortgages curb inflation.


hoppuspears

Because people have less disposable income and stop spending money at businesses. Those businesses demand lower and prices reduce or stabilise.


Interesting-Mud838

Well I mean the less disposable income is checked off the list, when do the lower prices come?


Particular_Love_8811

Lower prices will cum when you give them that reach around you promised.


ReasonableExplorer

These days you can keep spending way past broke


eye--say

Ah ha ha ha. You simp.


jujutsuuu

Less disposable income --> less demand --> hopefully businesses lower prices to be more competitive and attract consumers... ( lay off consumers or even less customer hours ) ...


Quattro439

You’d have to threaten to chop the cocks off the CEOs of the major businesses for prices to come down.


Marshy462

When profits get reigned in.


weirdlilfella

Cheers.


artist55

Rates don’t just affect mortgages, they affect nearly every single type of loan or line of credit in Australia, business loans, business lines of credit etc get more expensive so it gets more expensive for people to borrow, reducing their loan amounts, spending less = less demand = less inflation


weirdlilfella

I did state that I was a basic fuck guys


artist55

That’s alright mate, that’s why I explained it


weirdlilfella

Cheers mate


International_Ice_68

Raising people's mortgages isn't the aim. It's a sad side effect of what they're trying to do. When the RBA sets the cash rate too low too many new loans are written which "prints" money into the economy. If the economy isn't growing fast enough the balance of money vs goods and services is disrupted to the point where money loses intrinsic value and everything becomes more expensive. They also don't want to stop people spending money, they want to stop people being able to spend more on the same basic items like meat and fuel. The free money meant that people were able to buy investment properties and stop working earlier in life than otherwise, which simultaneously gave a lot of people income while they stopped working - and the oversupply of free money insanely increased the price of houses because people could suddenly borrow 10x their income. The part nobody talks about is that the cash rate is still way lower than inflation, so every loan is still printing money and causing inflation and this approach will only work when the cash rate is higher than cpi. (I.e. it costs you more to borrow in real terms than to pay cash)


degenmaximus

This guy inflations


Witty-Safety-7948

Explain how loans "print money" please unless they include reserve banks.


International_Ice_68

The bank only has to have 10% of the money it lends you. I don't mean as physical money, I mean as litteral funds of any description. It charges you interest rates which further prints money. It's all digital anyway so none of it has to add up. The bank can use the money you owe it as "corporate paper" to borrow against and lend 10x that in an endless chain, essentially meaning they can legally lend 999x what they have. So long as the interest rate is lower than CPI the bank is printing money long term. In reality it needs to be the time-value of money more than CPI not to cause inflation, usually around 1.5-2%. There's never been a time in history where anything less than a cash rate more than 1.8% higher than inflation has caused inflation to go down. I E. Sorry to break it to you, we're either having inflation or a cash rate of at least 8.6% eventually. Funny story about that law, a few people in Ireland got to keep their houses in 2008 post repossession, after they proved the bank of Ireland had lent more than 10x it's reserves so had unlawfully lent them the money.


Witty-Safety-7948

It still involves central banks (fractional lending) but you are right and the CPI isnt just about the loan its about the saving rate for real interest rates. In the 1970s I think interest rates were 20% around 5% above inflation because its about the incentive.


ryan_v83

Commercial banks create money with new loans made, debt repayments destroy that money. https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/-/media/boe/files/quarterly-bulletin/2014/money-creation-in-the-modern-economy.pdf


barters81

It’s more about raising in line with other reserve banks around the world so the Aussie dollar doesn’t completely shit itself. Higher rates = more investment in the aud. If we dont raise rates in line with other economies, foreign investment will move money out of Australia and into a better bet. Aud then sinks. If the aud sinks, everything we import which is almost everything, gets more expensive and inflation goes higher. While at the same time everything we export becomes cheaper for over seas buyers. If we go the other way and get a strong aud, all the stuff we import is relatively cheaper and inflation drops. At least in the short term. But by then we will have a new gumbie in charge of the rba.


GrannyMurderer

Hell yea.. Bring it on!


Vegetable-Cow-9898

That article was such bullshit, fuck the media can be such ass clowns, the problem is some people react to those sorts of articles and make bad decisions due to the fear they generate.


PortelloKing

97% of the people who read news dot com dot au have the financial understanding of a 4 year old Moldovan child.


bethetrade

Waka waka yes


johnwicked4

Predicting it will go up because the pussies cut rates from 50 to 25 early. 25 then 0 over the next few months. Big brother Powell will cut down to 25 due to pressure as well. He's no Volk after all.


farmermuck

He also predicted 2 years no rate rise...!!!! On the money. He will destroy the economy this time...by going to hard..and kill business also with it. Why announce another 4 rates risers in the making.Give less fucking hope..you idiot.


farmermuck

Less dollars for business loans equals less investing...so the whole cycle slows down...lowering inflation... just need patience


SideHappy4755

up up up! make those little piggies squeel !


scorpio8u

Buy me a drink or pay a months mortgage payment and I’ll show you what’s “up” sweet cheeks


BlowyAus

2% get it over with.


Affectionate-Owl8083

How about the fuckwits who FOMOd in the last 2 v years take a bit of lube and accept you're not the only ones in this lol 😶‍🌫️


Money_killer

Good buckle up Australia


Donkey_Tamer_

No need to bring Lube Phil my asshole is already leaking from getting fucked by life.


Outrageous_Junket817

Would t it be great if a major newspaper actually wrote headlines like that. ‘Just move fuck up to the top line, “more fucked pain to come


Blackrose_

The ASX will go up. My $0.02 worth.


FallenSegull

Finally, a good day to be below average


anomaly256

[This is my response](https://i.ibb.co/J5wttMJ/E74-C6-ACA-45-A6-42-C9-8983-0026-E97568-DE.jpg)


thundabot

Very contradictory info for both arguments everywhere. Recession is on the cards yet stock market is pushing higher. Thing is, the stock market is not the economy.


ReasonableExplorer

I will bet all your money that it will rise


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MudInternational5938

Lol definitely down


No-Doughnut9578

ZIP go moon. Lambo fest 2023.


Letswinbignow

We should control the market.


Letswinbignow

It’s been done before.


Letswinbignow

FLT most shorted on ASX.


guidedlight

The ASX will stay exactly the same, because a 75% chance of a 0.25% rate rise has already been priced in by the market. See here: https://www.asx.com.au/data/trt/TargetRateTracker.htm The only noticeable impact may be a small spike in the AUD, as we should get some new inflows of foreign money.


Jesse-Ray

Even when it is priced in it seems to go red then recover in a few days.


guidedlight

You were right.