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One of my faves from HotCopper today;
“ARR in the most mentioned stocks on Reddits ASX_BETS. 100k + members
don't think I've ever seen us in the most mentioned haha seems people are catching on to our story.”
Clearly smx pump and dump
Dump & pump?
Looks like it's just reverting back to the mean after a massive dump.
EXR at .125 jesus rip to fellow holders who bought in much higher. Probably going to buy more lol
EXR you really are the shittest of shit
Manifesting a uranium bull run 🐂☢️
My pen is hard
I lost 75bps of profit at the end of the day, is this a signal? (~3.00% to 2.25%)
“As many as five Australian coal ships are reportedly on their way to China with an unofficial ban on the commodity lifted after more than two years.” Per AFR
There are no Australian coal ships..
Fuck me another red day. That's 8 red days now.
Fuckin lovin this 👍
limp dick ASX confirmed - but first green day since Friday
\+1.23% in the end
ASM held up, back into green 🙌 with RNU and ZIP holding up. VML and POD not helping.
SRN appointing someone as MD, some on hotcopper seem to think he is shady.....
......As a bagholder of a small parcel of shares that I don't remember why I bought and never did DD on, I hope he is shady as fuck, does some really weird deal and pumps this fucker.
You mean vlad? Can I suggest abit of a google
Some new guy Paul Burton as MD
SPA was an interesting day trade today
Alright, there’s now HC users emailing MAYs admin staff dobbing on what people post on HC. Can’t make this shit up.
That’s why you stay away from that toxic boomer shit, cunts have too much time
I can’t look away
Roch is insane and the HC’s can’t handle one of their own arguing against them using their mentality
Usually it’s someone on the other end posting 24/7
Dedication to the cause that’s for sure
EXR could be dropping some announcements “soon”, but there sure are lot of peeps taking the old girl down the back paddock with a shotgun.
Really need more than a candle in the wind here Neil.
Maximum fear, best time to buy in
The DD I’ve been waiting for. I’m loading up tomorrow.
It’s been best time to buy for one year
PET up 48% with no announcements??? Anyone know what the deal is?
I saw that. might be just Not much stock on offer.
Total value of stock trades for the day is less than 400k.
You would hope it's a director buying potentially because they see value in the business.
Or it could be something completely different!
My commsec pocket is almost back to green. Wtf happened ? Where is the bear ?
How was jail ?
No one contact me yet. I hope they forget about me and move on.
Hmmm. Don't get pulled over for minor traffic violation. Do you have fake id?
I will make one tonight.
On its knee sucking my cock.
It might take a bite.
I like them with a bit of bite.
AVA, HZR and WBT pulling my PF into the green.. wait, what the fuck
Still gonna drop imo awful management and better opportunities out there for explorers
Awful management? Lol have you even looked at the management ?
If anything it's poor communication to the market and SH.
2% green day for me.
will take that, a bit nervous after that tweet yesterday.
thinking of u/sneakycutler and the broken hill gang - who is our bitch ass BHP holder again? 😂😂😂
[BHP vs Ozminerals takeover info via livemarkets](https://www.livewiremarkets.com/wires/why-we-will-vote-against-the-bhp-offer-for-oz-minerals)
Wow BHP dropping 1.5% today
Still $48.7 though
Too many shares on issue.
Sprott has been buying again 👀
It’s on this year monkey
Good thing I sold for a 6% profit (would be 30%+) had I waited 7 days :/
You don’t go broke realising gains
But you cry yourself to sleep each night
Never look back after you’ve sold.
I still wake up every few years thinking I have an exam that I forgot to study for.
Despite XRO & RNU both being over 7% up, I am gonna get cunted by my illiquid dog stock RNT moving -10% on a $1500 trade. I need to move this fucker to another platform so I can continue to be in denial about it.
My dog stock TMB dropped 12.5% on a $49 trade this morning
Christ that is a serious dog and half
Epic fade by the ASX this arvo, one of its best.
Waiting for that fat Mongolian gas announcement from talon 💀
Been waiting for a long time now lol
Almost a year since I got in
All my stocks are red besides the one stock I had put money aside to buy tomorrow, this is the way 👍
WBT is back
Tech stocks going tits up. Whats going on 🚀
You mean google, fb, intel, etc?
WTC and XRO are both up 7-8% today. NASDAQ up overnight. Which ones you looking at?
I think some people say tits up when things are going well. Tits up to me is bad but ive heard it before mean good.
'Tits out' is when things are going really good
Ah, I've only just become aware of the positive use. Origin is Broadway performers with a positive attitude apparently.
British meaning refers to floating in a river, dead, so your tits have floated to the surface. Same as toes up or balls up.
Haha. My boss always tells me whatever I touch goes tits up so should get a decent bonus this year.
Haha, I hope your boss is a big fan of musicals and not a foulmouthed Brit
dog fight on exr hc
IXR you stupid fuck. i love you again, but don't hurt me.
Went from messy divorce to hot single parent real quick 🍆
LOL, RNU is a swing traders dream.
And ever since i've lamented on ARR & AVL the past month, it's rocketed 😂
Its definitely a swingy one, but so many huge volume line wipes feels dangerous to try and play with.
UNT - currently having a breather. Pretty serious volume this morning. Gonna be a fun ride over the next month
Team Garnet HVY making some gainz today with a nice 23% increase with huge volume (over $2,000,000 cents traded so far).
Go Team Garnet
Go Team HVY
Well that quickly turned
Have to have lightning reflexes for a screen shot.
NDQ goes up 2%, S&P500 up 1%
ASX - Best I can do is up 0.2%
(and yes its probably true that the ASX is more aligned with DOW - up 0.2%)
ASX also very close to ATH while nasdaq is down about 25% and sp500 12%.
Looking at it proportionally, it's about bang on.
Look at the 1Y charts for ASX-100 and NASDAQ-100. Despite roughly following most of their upward and downward trends, after 12 months we still won by a lot
Cxo really struggles to break out, every day without fail it goes up in the morning then dies in the ass after the its insto downrampers wake up.
Its got the VML’s
PLS has been the same the past few days. Strong start then someone gets the cricket bat out and down we go.
\-- Not financial advice
Reckon buying at close, then selling in the morning is a winner. Seems to always do it. Till I start trying then it wont haha.
Holy shit EXR can dog it even harder.
I’ll start buying once it crosses 0.115c. Can only shake the dog so hard
Buying at the daily oversold level?
Sentiment all time low? Time to buy.
I mean the RSI chart agrees but do you???
haha...I'm nervous, but buying...
i hear you
Friendship ended with thermal coal ❌🔥🏭
Now met coal is my best friend ✅🏗️🏢
I hope IVZ closes at 0.15 today so tomorrow when it bounces between 0.15 and 0.16 it'll be green or gray but not red for a change
Can't figure out if the SYA NAL restart in a months time is priced in for current SP or if it has the ability to climb higher in the next month in anticipation of the restart.
Market is irrational and no one fucking knows. PMT's resource in the lake is apparently worth close to all SYA's assets and production facilities combined.
PMT looks tempting. Any upcoming catalysts?
I'm bearish on PMT and bullish on SYA - asking the wrong person.
lol, SY ANAL
If you dare to read the hc sya thread it's full of conspiracy theories involving the pll CEO, shorters and possibly aliens.
I'm not game enough. . Sounds too scary
SYA is bipolar
what they said ☝️
There are broadly two types of fintwit people.
+ Hardline views; Bears or Bulls, all in on one side and aggressive, this drives engagement and sells subs - but can backfire.
+ Narrators; Ones who eb and flow with data, essentially showing both sides but mostly presenting the data.
One such bearish account today is [suggesting a financial collapse or JPow has a neurological condition](https://twitter.com/Mayhem4Markets/status/1620959883733630977) as a reason for his dovishness.
Some of the better takes I have seen;
+ The Fed wants to stick the soft landing for credibility, and data lately is showing they may pull it off so he doesnt want to rock the boat unless he has to.
+ [Pressure from the government] (https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1620863350757556225) not to trash the economy when inflation is on its way down and labor market is strong (next year is an election year)
One thing I have noticed in the last year of extremely volatile markets.
Dog stocks and poorly run/shit companies stay dog stocks, good solid companies recover and perform in the long run. Its almost like... you should cut losses? nahhhhh
Also... when lots of people said unprofitable small caps won't recover until rates go down... they were right. So many small caps still sitting near ATL.
Just wait until unprofitable becomes profitable. Even if they are a dog.
Yea thats the ones you want to be in
My AGY just keeps going up. Love to see it
You must be new…
Where’s the turtle emoji ?
Full scale commercial production so so close now.
CNB with some more solid drilling results
I took a one year break and all my dogs are still dogs. I thought they side time in the market...
Absolute cunt of a week
The contrarian in me wants to start buying the dog I currently hear the most whinging about but is still a viable company (rather than a truly flea-bitten mutt like TMZ) since I take it as a sign their downtrend is well progressed.
Looking at you EXR 👀
If you want to buy a dog, buy PET or CAN.
PET is past a dog. That's a freaking... what do you call them? Taxidermy. Leave that thing be, as it's a abomination.
But her heart still beats!
I consider it a member of my family rather than just a dog.
I'm imagining WBT are currently sitting in the court room lobby having learned that they tell *everyone* to be there at 9:15 even though they hear the cases one by one in turn over the course of the day
Bought TAH, the Keno adverts on TV made me do it!! 👁 Least they pay dividends FF reliably
Erm... Keno isnt part of TAH anymore. You bought the wrong stock! TLC owns keno, TAH is now no more than a run of the mill betting company like Ladbrokes or Sportsbet
TLC pays no dividends....
First dividend coming this year, they demerged TLC out of TAH to make 2 seperate companies. TLC kept last year's cash to create a buffer but are starting dividends shortly
Oh, thanks. That is sweet to know!! Will 👀 👁 on TLC. Thanks,
prolly keeping TAH all the same, guess both worthy watching?
Tabcorp still a big player and pays dividends so it's not like they're losing money, I guess for now they still have the physical presence in shops and pubs. But they're pretty meh in the online space or were. I moved to Sportsbet for my gambling but maybe they've caught up. What's left in TAH is about 2/9ths of the old company by share price with TAH being about $1 after demerger and TLC $3.50
TLC closed today at $4.88, TAH $1.025, will TAH bounce back, big question?
Ladbrokes and Sportsbet are on the LON. There is one created by Australia PBH incorporating inter continent betting & recently joined with NBC Universal, PBH is Pointsbet Holdings an ASX listed share I am watching 👀. They are setting up still (?), or in the shadow of hugely successful English Ladbrokes (dropping graph to $99.00+ per share) or "Flutter Entertainment" Dublin based Sportsbet share value 12k GBP now, crickey!!
This link goes into Flutter more deeply
Then there is RTH RasTech Holdings at .50c on close who is the backend tech service to these mega stock growers. No interest & WTF not? Busy signing new deals & expanding, reward on 23rd Dec Xmas to employees under the pump I guess? I bet they are glad the semi conductor business here is up and running again, I am sure they need WBT Weebit Nano, close at $5.00 today for memory/space/efficient delivery materials.
more on RTH
TLC have paid bucks for platform creation & marketing TV adverts (bills due when?) & TAH kindly forego profits to realise the split to avoid another road in 2022.
China students / Chinese/Asian return to Aus now (meaning no offense here or racism of any kind), but thinking, therefore, these stocks will go up because gambling is a favourite pastime culturally. "Racing and Sports" RTH on our ASX is interestingly the IT backend to many of these world dominating platforms, yet no ASX interest which makes my investigative & research brain go.... 'HAVE TO KNOW MORE'
RTH actually looks like an ok punt. They IPO’d at the wrong time and as many tech companies sp, got run into the ground.
Looks like low volume, big gaps both sides 👀
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Thanks for that info. I guess that TAH "about" on CommSec needs updating as they are falsely advertising they are Keno stake holders? TLC you say? Thanks 😊
I'm now balls deep in EXR, snagged some more at 13c. This might be my new dog in the drawer if it continues down from here.
Nah mate new dog for you, old dog same tricks for most
do manipulators just play with the PEN price to keep it in the 15c range? so they can giggle that is says PEN15.
fuggen com on 🚀🚀
The market does have a sense of humour. Usually it's a dark humour revolving around our miserable losses but dick jokes are always good too
there will still be giggles when its at $15.15, with adjectives aplenty, so com ooonnn🚀
Think you're onto something 😃 🚀
These bot trades on MAY can eat a dick, how’s it even a thing still
Short term noise 🤷🏽♀️ Hopefully news starts dropping in the next few weeks. Noticed management said they had a tanker fleet ready to go very bullish.
Very excited for the exploration well results of Beehive. No financial commitments and could have up to 1.4 billion barrels of prospective resource (admitted to be a high estimate but) and its getting drilled before q3 2023.
An amazing year lined up tbh
Complaining about pips up/down? If it's going to move in any direction the bots are not going to be a big factor. Ignore the noise if you can!
Yeh I know but it’s just trash advantage we poor retail can’t do
Despite ARR’s massive run of late, still somehow down 43% lol
Yeah feel ya, i bought them at 42c. Still down a decent whack.
should of averaged down, consolidated around 19-22c for so long
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake.
It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
Why you do me like that ….
I go to sleep and dream about being an ARU holder
Then I wake up and realise I am a VML holder
I have the same dream, but I wanted to be a MEI holder but VML times me down
Haha - LDR doing the absolute dirtiest pump into CR I’ve seen in 2023
Question for the lawyers in here.
New NSW law says police can compel access to digital device. If police force me to open my phone and they go to my selfwealth app am I financially responsible for their therapy?
I used to work at a place where staff had powers to seize mobile phones for evidence.
I asked folks that had seized some one day how they got inside them, the reply was "we tell them to unlock it for us, by threatening not to give it back" 😂
nah mate - that's covered by their employee assistance program, funded by taxes not paid by adani. Not your problem. btw - you think yours is bad - wait till they open the phone of some dude who's trading USA dog stonks on stake. sure they've seen much, much worse...
I think you have a duty to warn them
Maybe selling XRO yesterday wasn't the right move, but buying PLS was.
\+2.34% for the day so far overall - slowly making up for the past red days.
Guess the market likes the new CEO for Xero.
It just got a little oversold and when the market wants to pile into tech/growth on the ASX there is not a lot of choice.
Sometimes selling mistakes are just as bad as buying mistakes. Selling AGY for an average sell of 62c is feeling pretty poor now.
It’s November 2023, EXR hits sub 10c lows and have run out of funds, which is followed by a CR of 5c.
The CR is successful. Further appraisal wells commence on August 4th, 2024. Human decisions are removed from strategic marketing. EXR begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, Neil try’s to pull the plug to no avail.
EXR spends the next 241 years on non-binding MOUs for Gobi H2.
Was this frenchies plan all along?
Fuck it all makes sense now, it’s mad and beautiful, but mostly mad.
He IS Skynet
it is the first ever asx company fully focused on the future business in 250 years. great fundamentals. gltah
Bless their hydrogen. True saviours of mankind
BAS… please find support you farken
haha, it's a slippery slope from those epically pumped highs
AGY approaching ATH you love to see it
AGY $1.00 let's go
AGY SYA doing the lords work rn
This is going to be another one of those "up 1% on open but flat by close" days isn't it?
I'm back to SNAS on the first day of trading after coming off a break.
😔 but I want my stonks to moon.
Can't decide if I should top up on VML, MAY, IVZ or ZIP...
MAY is the closest to production...but IVZ will start shooting 3D soon & find out just how massive that deposit is...
You need to stop buying stonks and go back to scratchies.
Checks out. I bought in because I wanted to DiVErsIfY against my scratchie loses. Was caught out chasing shiny ZIP 🚀🚀's
MAY is the closest to news
R u opening a kennel?
😂 he said ‘top up’ I think he already does
This is why you wait a few days after someone comes pumping a new stock.
FDR might be good, might not. All I know is by showing some restraint you could have gotten in after the pump at 10c as opposed to 12.5c.
Sentiment: who cares Discolsure: not held and probably won’t buy but will absolutely whine if I lose out on gains.
Haven't followed this saga, remember the first posts from the person.
But just clarify for me? Are you dumb asses following a medium networth individual getting stuck in low float dogshit without a plan?
The eloquence with which you define this pumper is something to behold….. 😂
This is worse than when everyone followed barnaby joyce into EOS
I dont think many people followed him into it…..did they? I recall talking to a mate of mine who was considering it and asked my thoughts and my response was “I wouldnt touch it with YOUR dick…….”
He decided against it because of that assessment 😂
Oh a few did 🤣
It was a pretty good saga, because it was maybe an intentional pump, but it even unintentional it did pump... but we got proof of ban of him being a holder of 6m shares and still holding, and he passed it - which is honestly great. anomaly got mildly owned on that part - but it was worth it tbh
[and I'll fkin do it again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/554/866/4da.png)