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Comfortable_Fox1

Last of us


Logical_Ad2017

This show fucked me last night, couldn't get up to pee. That cheeky fungus kiss at the end..... Fuck off!


HeiPando

[Story of FIJ is reflected instore lol. RRP $30 down to $3](https://ibb.co/HPBXbL1)


Far_Unit9020

Aligned with SP trend. FIJ likely to be 'didcontinued' soon.


prestiCH

Take your punts on who Hindenburg Research is exposing


EyesFarApart

What's the story?


Aggravating_Set980

You sure it’s not ‘Hidenburg Research’ [gettin exposed](https://i.imgur.com/08SezR5.jpg)


EyesFarApart

It looks like $BAS will go down even more today.


EyesFarApart

Quarterly report just came out.


EyesFarApart

They have 28 quarters worth of money left.


Carrian

yeah what a dog /s


crazymunch

So after ZIP haemorrhaged 20c yesterday am I YOLOing into it today or is it only dropping more


icanhasanonymity

That's like sticking your dick in a blender then pressing the go button and hoping that there's a power outage to your house in the next second.


Luxim_

Why would you even consider ZIP?


EyesFarApart

Probably dropping more.


houli_dooli

ASX set to fall


9aaa73f0

Moderation is highly *regarded*.


ChZakalwe

You shut your whore mouth! The ASX is not allowed to fall until the XJO reaches 8000, at which point I'm plowing it all I to long expiry puts.


ChZakalwe

XJO 8000!


mertgah

I just put in an order for 2 shares of CBA it’s going to the moon, should be able to retire by Friday.


Vegetable-Cow-9898

You will be accused on HC of being a bot sent from the future to manipulate the share price.


mertgah

What if I am a bit from the future 👀


WowVeryJosh

u/sugeknight_standover ESS scoping study pushed back 2-3 weeks due to "the IGO takeover....*bullshit*". Any party relying on that information for a counter offer will also be delayed. I should have fucking known - it's taken them 5 years to make 2-3 years progression for anyone else. Who would've guessed they can't keep to a fucking timeline This takeover is a fucking gift from IGO. They were on the brink of having to raise cash under 30c.


Moritasguz

ESS still recommending accepting the offer at .50, no sign of the improved offer to warrant it trading up to 0.52 of late


tassiboy42069

Origin exclusivity period lapsed... no news


Riskytraderrob85

Have I somehow missed the meetups recently? When do these normally happen? Would be keen to have a few beers and split a bag with some Sydney regards


BigJimBeef

We've been organizing weekly meetups without you.


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flatblade3mm

Y'all be doing the same with your outta here


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flatblade3mm

Thankyou for fixing your mistake. Watch out for the bouncer


Polite_Jello_377

Sounds like the kind of thing ASIC would say…


Big_Package2650

You're right, let's meet up with them, then pin them down n pull their face skin off and see who's underneath... The big reveal would draw some good publicity to the sub too - 200k incoming!


FrankGrimesss

Any tips for house hunting lads?


TheRubyKnife

Paint is easy to change. Too many people walk out of houses because of paint, without looking at the bones of the house.


jdohyeah

Buy the worst house on the best street, do as much renovation you can yourself, easy to self learn. Get the house to a state you want it before kids, you'll have zero time after that.


NoDuffTrading

In all seriousness: pick an area you love and will be happy being in even if the house is slightly worse. A good house in a shit area will never be a good decision. Don’t fall inlove with the house and don’t think it’s the only one that will ever come up, it’s buyers market now so lowball and go from there


BigJimBeef

Get daddy to buy you the best house on the block.


ChZakalwe

Don't get emotionally attached to the photos. There's a reason they pay thousand to get them staged and taken.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

A good floorplan poorly presented is better than a shit one well staged. Know your budget and stick to it Consider future you requirements. Prices? I believe they will ease a little more over the coming months - i wouldnt hurry if i didnt need to BUT also if you find something you love then id go for it anyway.


AntiCGT

Patience and don't fall in love with a house on the first inspection. Regarding price I expect June to Jan to be the bottom. The price mania started in June 2021 through to Jan. Those people paid high prices as they were able to take 1.99 - 2.29% on a 2 year fixed rate. When then 2 year fix ends they will be moving to 4.5 - 5.5% which is an extra ~800 per month on 600 000


kangaroute

what? aint bridges good enough for ya?


Slaebe

Head to your local Colesworth around 11pm on any weeknight, I picked up a really nice 3 bed place when I was looking. Lovely recycled brown inside and out, and I can move it as needed. Need to renovate soon though as the sticky tape holding the roof together is starting to show its age.


NoDuffTrading

They’re mostly dormant between 3am and 5am so that’s the best time to sneak up on them and take the shot


Polite_Jello_377

Use buckshot not birdshot


ChZakalwe

Amateur. High powered rifles so they never seen yo7 coming.


FrankGrimesss

Should I make moose noises as well?


Polite_Jello_377

I like to take a large container of moose urine with me when house hunting, in case I get thirsty


Forlonius

J Cap have released their short report and turns out it was $YMM, a NYSE-listed (via ADR) Chinese trucking company. Our Aussie miners are safe for another day.


bethetrade

I expected more from Jcap


kervio

borrrrrring


johnwicked4

US markets crashing, multiple stocks on halt due to circuit breakers going off edit: tech issues on nyse caused the issue, back to normal


Sunvmikey

Got my SQQQ order set to execute at $37 hoping this bear market rally continues for a little longer so it fills.. Wouldn't usually trade SQQQ but imo this bear market rally is a massive dead cat bounce with nothing behind it and we will see lower lows in the next few months


kervio

I know we're all used to it by now, but it is actually insane that the big cities in Australia have a reasonable population of dangerous spiders and snakes. Like, when you build a metropolis, it is supposed to fuck the environment up, not this cohabitation with deadly species shit that we have going on.... I suppose it's cool that we have kangaroos and whales and shit, but couldn't we bury all the snakes and spiders in landfill? Or get feral cats to eat them? Fun fact: Godzilla was actually an artist's impersonation of a regular suburn backyard in Sydney or Perth.


Ruskiwasthebest1975

Had what i think was a tiger swim at me at the Prom last weekend as i was paddleboarding. He was a beautiful looking one and his skin was amazing and it surprises me how much of their body sits above the waterline given how dense they are. I think he was looking to use me as a little rest island …….if i stayed still to watch him he swam for me and if i kept moving away he headed to the other embankment 😂


Riskytraderrob85

We'll let the feral cats eat the snakes then drown all the cats to save the birds and lizards


tsaund1974

NZ doesn’t have either!


kervio

yeah neither does my current locale, we only have those banana spiders that are huge, but like a docile version of a huntsman.


Whateverididntwantit

Rather have snakes and spiders than rats and roaches


mechengguy93

Had a massive fuck off brown stuck in my courtyard last week. They are everywhere.


kervio

Other nations only have poodles and pigeons in their cities. We dance with death.


Glittering_Week7827

[smile](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FczVo85WQAEIfdN?format=jpg&name=large)


Numerous_Yellow4152

I hope we can smile soon 💨


Aggravating_Set980

News.com.au’s current fetish for the word ‘Sovereign Citizen’ .. tf are they trying to plant. Been 3 headlines in a row with it. Fuck off ya weird cunts


ChZakalwe

What ducking Murdoch up to now?


Baked_Potato22

I don't know if I want more graphite or copper


Apotheosis

Copper ... regards don't understand graphite and they are the ones you want buying


nohorncap

why choose? check a grand or two at both and throw in some extra when you can. SPQ is a personal favourite re: copper. There’s a speccy stonk shootout that demonstrated why the love. Speccy Stonk Venture Capitalism: [Check out SPQ](https://preview.redd.it/myqt7c21t7k91.png?width=555&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=e7de51b78ae91e6256e44098c8400ef0ca49cca9)


sneakycutler

A grand or 2, what is this, fuckin amatuer hour?! All in on RNU 😛


nohorncap

mate, they’re saying MOAR, so my assumption is naturally that they’re already balls deep in that stuff. *high fives*


johnwicked4

I wanted to buy RNU, bought ITM instead. Not sure if genius or highly regarded.


nohorncap

oohhh… I’ll have a look…


Franksareforcucks

Trying to verify the 2,800,000t (PMT) of li2O in this post. If it is somewhat verifiable it's actually a brain-dead investment. https://www.reddit.com/r/ASX_Bets/comments/zw9r22/lithium_delivery_for_uusernametaken82/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


WowVeryJosh

Super duper mega promise this isn't a virus link. It's Macquarie's coverage on PMT. They have estimated 136Mt @ 1.13%, which is closer to 1.7Mt Lithia. If LRS can hit 1.2% on their MRE results, then I can see PMT hitting 1.4-1.5% Li2O. [https://docdro.id/NVW6TJM](https://docdro.id/NVW6TJM) A lot of people much smarter than me think this is gonna rival Greenbushes/Pilgangoora which puts this up much higher towards 300Mt at some arbitrary point down the track. Through the powers of telepathy, I will summon JSwyft as he will also be interested in this coverage if he has not already seen it.


JSwyft

At your service & nice link.u/Franksareforcucks that figure is totally unverified, as you've probably realised—it's based on the reliable Brinsden's commentary. From the report: >Variances between our mining inventory and actual reserves and resources presents the most material risk to our valuation for PMT (p.5) I'd argue the biggest risk is delays & environmental sensitivities. It took years for AKE to get their permits, and there's also Authier. Poor form from Macquarie, IMO. >We assume a flat grade of 1.13% Li2O, which translates to a spodumene production rate of 620ktpa based on the 5.0mtpa throughput and 70% recovery rate.Our development scenario assumes pre-production capex of C$750m and a life of mine AISC of US$710/t. Should PMT be able to secure local downstream processing capacity within Québec we would expect total costs to be materially lower than our base case due to reduced transport requirements (p.1). OK, so let's plug those numbers in. I'm not sure about how the royalty works in Quebec, so I'll need to just throw a guess in there. Market rate spod, 620ktpa, P/E of 8: * US$1k/t: \~AU$175m NPAT pa (AU$1.4b MC) by 2027 * US$2k/t: \~AU$750m NPAT pa (AU$6.0b MC) by 2027 * US$3k/t: \~AU$1.35b NPAT pa (AU$11b MC) by 2027 PMET is currently worth \~AU$1.5b fully diluted, essentially half of LTR, who are also going into production for 600ktpa, except 3 years earlier. If you think LTR are in a position that PMET will reach in 3 years, that's a compounding return of 30% pa, **before dilution**. If you expect US$2k/t by 2027, you're anticipating a compound rate of \~40% pa, **assuming they don't conduct a single capital raise over the next 4 years**. If you expect US$3k/t by 2027, you're going with a rate of \~65% pa, **again** **excluding any dilution at all**. Now to PLL, with projects going into production during 2023, 2025, and probably 2026 (North Carolina). Across all its projects, PLL aim to produce 480-500ktpa, and is much further advanced than PMET, with govt financial support. Currently valued at $1.6b. Given where LTR and PLL are sitting, there's no real sense to PMET's valuation right now, but I'm not suggesting to sell it, because hype generates returns. But beyond that, I believe investors are suffering from the AVZ fallacy: that it'll be possible to get that giant resource out of the ground in sufficient annual volumes. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think AKE's James Bay is currently the largest scale granted spodumene permit in Canada? It's 321ktpa. So the first step for PMET is navigating the environmental issues to even be granted the 600ktpa, let alone look at 1000ktpa to rival PLS/MIN/IGO etc.


Silvertigar

If the ASX near ATH why is my boomer stock VAS not back near it's ATH? Somebody's been skimming too much off the top hmm..


Limerickmelarry

Boomers are more expensive now which hurts VAS bottom line - Pensioners over the age of 55 will receive an increase of 3.6% for January 2023


yippikiyayay

Watching the newer WSB Netflix doco.


bleh321

What's it called?


yippikiyayay

Eat the Rich


Atzzie

Watch the Madoff one as well...love watching the guy who basically every year was doing the SECs job and they still couldn't do it


yippikiyayay

Started this one too, cheers 🍻


Luxim_

[Hotcopper is run like a speccy](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.afr.com%2Fcompanies%2Fmedia-and-marketing%2Fhotcopper-owner-asks-shareholders-for-15m-to-pay-debts-20230124-p5cf1y)


Atzzie

The Asia Pacific wall st journal...so we bought gumtree 🤣


flatblade3mm

Dog stock


Whateverididntwantit

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 on instos and downrampers


kangaroute

iz dat yoo kanye?


UncleChunkz

Death (?!?!?) Con. 👀😂


Meh-Levolent

Don't forget tree shakers.


bigflame96

Never thought helium would make up 30% of my portfolio, but look at me now


Polite_Jello_377

It makes up about 30% of all atoms in the universe, not sure why you think your portfolio should be any different


prettyboiclique

reading this post in a high pitched voice rn


bigflame96

I had to teach myself that party balloons weren’t the only purpose for helium


yothuyindi

S32 has run so hard too recently, jesus **BOOMERS ON PARADE** dun-ow-dun-dun-ow, dun-dun-ow


Fruityboy

I went to the beach last weekend and when my wife was doing the clothes washing after the trip she said I had a pocket full of shells.


mechengguy93

My basic strategy at this stage is to inverse Chaz.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Death to the XJO!!!


Moody_hammer

Watching/holding MAY, while buying EXR. NWE is looking interesting as well with the take over offer.


gi_jose00

NWE board has capitulated. Wonder if a better offer will swoop in.


Moody_hammer

I think they might be onto something significant and turn down all offers in the short term.


johnwicked4

Every news channel reporting that the RBA does not need to increase interest rates. Inflation under control. Expecting 50 basis points increase on this alone.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Headline and core CPI both forecast to increase YoY tomorrow…


Meh-Levolent

Pucker up, folks.


Sheps11

Two days of >2% gains. Can we go three? This pessimistic codger says no.


mechengguy93

I'm saying no, for US at least. Bought some SNAS as a T+2, see how it plays out.


johnwicked4

Tomorrow is the day 🥹


Numerous_Yellow4152

Are we thinking about the same thing 💨


kangaroute

youll miss her


megadrive65

...your life will surely change


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can't wait for tax rrturn this year gonna buy sk much more stocks urrrrrhurrr


Vegetable-Cow-9898

Same, it’s like getting a small return back for every retarded losing trade I made this year, and then get to invest it all again to chase those tendies.


RealWarrenBuffet69

Tax return? What the fuck is that? Must be Australian slang for ordering hookers in which case lil Buffet can't wait either. Berkshire approved.


Crumpy88

Post written by Travis Scott


sneakycutler

Just listening to the Commsec daily market wrap up ep - they mentioned ASX is near ATHs 🥹 Fuck, we really did hit the bottom a while back didnt we?


ApplicationAlert3070

Boomer gang. We buying more bhp? Is there gonna be much movement over 50 dollars or are we sitting out for abit?


standbuy_man

I sold BHP yesterday thinking it was time to take some profit, so almost guaranteed to rocket over 50 or more now...


destined2bepoor

Fuck no. Just keep money aside for when iron ore shits the bed. You'll get BHP under $35 again sometime in the next couple years


Vegetable-Cow-9898

It’s only a boomer stock if you got in under $10. The rest of us can still go tits up at this level.


ApplicationAlert3070

That’s what I was thinking!


RealWarrenBuffet69

BHP is my favourite share on the ASX. Makes me feel at home in my boomer and former colonising world. The thought of claiming land just to squeeze every last ounce of value makes my wrinkly white skin tingle. As arguably the best-performing dividend share on the ASX with the addition of the recent news of a Serbian copper expansion, my wog friends at Berkshire are feeling a great sense of national pride. The recent M&A of OZL will also add more amazing copper assets to the already largest mining company in the world and will future-proof earnings as we see the transition to decarbonisation and green metals. On top of that, as the Chinese market is opening up, the CCP will want to resume economic growth projects through ghost infrastructure projects. I love big numbers and BHP is the biggest number on the ASX. However, FVEs are saying BHP is slightly overvalued right now. But you know what? I can feel lil Buffet tingling just at the thought of BHP so fuck it, Berkshire is all in. Berkshire approved.


ApplicationAlert3070

Couldn’t have said it better warren.


bigflame96

Speccy’s or nothing


sneakycutler

You know, I dont think BHP is necessarily a boomer stock, or at least one of those stereotypical boring ones where there’s hardly any movement. I’m most bullish on it, but I also wouldnt buy at or close to ATHs


AureusStone

Boomers are never self aware


ApplicationAlert3070

I don’t think it’s a boomer stock either. Just seems like the general consensus around here.


sneakycutler

I think most people here hold BHP and/or FMG and I would guess most arnt in their boomer years yet. Im certainly far from it lol My idea of a boomer stock is WOW, CBA, Brickworks, WES, GMG, Elders, (VAS and all that Vanguard bullshit)


WowVeryJosh

Chad commodities are gang shit. Fuck all these pussies saying boomer stocks.


ApplicationAlert3070

And that’s on gang


Niemz

3hunna, bang bang


ApplicationAlert3070

Gawddamnboy


alllrandom

Wait til it reaches the 52 week high then go in hard.


ApplicationAlert3070

So salty bro. How much zip did you buy last year?


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ApplicationAlert3070

How’s the flex 💪 a whole 170% on your 500 bucks on e toro ?


YouHeardTheMonkey

$500 x 170% = $100k


mertgah

Quik meth?


SlaughterRain

WBT ​ Will it ever retrace or is this blue sky? Jinx me away you degenerate cunts.


Take1tez

Set a price target ya dumb cunt PS Old mate explained that a retrace is to be expected but shouldn't be to bad


SlaughterRain

Who is old mate? I am the OG WBT I don't have a price target as yet as I have a timeline that we are not yet close to.


tsaund1974

So with this green run has anyone noticed the more you gain, the less you gain?


Vegetable-Cow-9898

I’m looking forward to it ending so my obviously contrarian portfolio can get some of these gains y’all speak of lately.


kervio

The more you gain the more you gain!


biowza

I don't think that is how compounding works.


tsaund1974

😉


Hawkins782

I know I can google this but I'd prefer to talk to you fuckheads. Does a stocks daily volume mean amount of shares or amount of dollars traded. Thanks


mcfucking

Volume (number of shares traded) Trades (number of trades) Value (dollar value of shares traded) Example. ANL Volume: 3.87 million Trades: 15 Value: $4,160.868


Hawkins782

Thanks mcfuck


mcfucking

🤙


check_meat

A holesome example


mcfucking

I see what you did there 😎


degenmaximus

Yes


mo2704

Shares


Hawkins782

So comparing stock volumes to each other is kinda stupid considering one could be 10 cents and another $5.


YouHeardTheMonkey

Yes. Comparing different tickers on volume probably won’t tell you much. But daily volume compared to a week or monthly average for same ticker might produce an inverse cup and handle.


johnwicked4

fuck me all this time i thought volume meant dollars this explains so much


Known_Signature7341

Some platforms (well CMC at least) also show “value” which is the dollar value of what’s been traded. It’s funny how small it is sometimes, puts it in perspective especially when it has moved the SP a couple of pips


Mysterious_Value_764

I have a 50% chance of nailing this, so I'm taking B) dollars . . . DYOR


Mysterious_Value_764

Damn


Nevelo

BECKY hasn’t been this high since 2017. 😀 Wait… that doesn’t sound right.


EyesFarApart

I am not sure whether I should trade $MAY tomorrow or leave it alone.


NoDuffTrading

Buy before appraisal/drilling and sell the news (unless you’re a LT holder) don’t sell pre drill just complete opposite to how you’re meant to trade


EyesFarApart

Thank you for your input. I am usually terrible at picking the right time to buy or sell shares. What do you think of $BAS?


NoDuffTrading

It’s risky because it’s a speccy oil nearolgy play however there is a good potential to trade upcoming news. They will have to raise cash and a lot of it but if you’re lucky you could get in and out and trade it quite frequently. I’d expect a bit more pullback and then another run based on further news. I would trade it if I had the capital spare to risk but I wouldn’t long hold it


EyesFarApart

Thank you so much mate!


NoDuffTrading

All goods, remember don’t use money you’ll need anytime soon, being forced to sell at a loss because you need the cash is normally where people go wrong.


RealWarrenBuffet69

Oil and gas prices still projected to stay strong due to ongoing supply issues and world reliance over the next decade on LNG and oil will continue as electrification is taking longer than expected. MAY fair value estimate by Morningstar is $0.11. Looks like a hold to me kiddo. Berkshire approved


alllrandom

Thanks for the insight Warren. Great to have your kind of experience around here.


megadrive65

Slap the ask


tassiboy42069

ORG plzz....


degenmaximus

Orgy please ?


tassiboy42069

Gangbang pls


degenmaximus

With that flair…of course !


RealWarrenBuffet69

Remember young ones if you don't reach 1000% profit have you really succeeded at all? Never sell, always hold. Berkshire approved.


johnwicked4

Username checks out, official Birdshire account.


GeoSciFi

Two weeks holiday, fuck yeah. Could you all please keep the Li & Cu rally going whilst I’m away! 🚀


RealWarrenBuffet69

Berkshire has your back. Been artificially inflating commodity prices since 78'. Lithium will fuel the new world order. Berkshire approved.


Numerous_Yellow4152

Another lonely day waiting for flow rates from NY


retrodude26

A lot of patient holders.. waiting for an update.. One of the less volatile stocks I’ve held over the last three years.. good news should see this climbing to where it should be.. How many units are you holding of EXR?


Numerous_Yellow4152

I’m quite a small bag holder with just above 100000 units. How about you?


retrodude26

It all counts man.. well done to get in.. I truly believe this will be life changing for those invested.. the hardest part is to not give in and sell and to see the big picture in the end.. all my other stocks have been extremely volatile over the last two -3 years.. it does pain to see other stocks fly during this same timeframe .. but this has been consistent lol.. just need to trust in management imo.. 2023 will be a huge year I’m expecting more big announcements to come after flow tests regarding company direction and overall strategy mid year.. good luck buddy all the best!!


retrodude26

Have been topping up every month since July 2020 after doing my research.. Bought my big chunk at 4 and 8 cents earlier in 2020. closing in on 1mill units currently


Numerous_Yellow4152

Nicely done, hope it works out for us both!


DontDoTheDo

Have you tried using Google earth to see if the flare has grown?


Numerous_Yellow4152

Now that’s a solid idea, I’ll be ahead of the game on price sensitive updates


Take1tez

Does anyone use sharesight ? Worth a tickle


Polite_Jello_377

I love it. I pay for a subscription year round, not like some


kervio

Navexa imo


WowVeryJosh

You only need to pay for a month in July. Do your tax. Cancel. Costs like $10-15.


johnwicked4

Really?! Holy shit this might be the first legitimate tax saving tip. You can also deduct that $15 in the next year!


destined2bepoor

I see you went to my school of stingy.


WowVeryJosh

More money to waste on dogshit explorers 😎


destined2bepoor

Absolutely. It's almost time for me to buy another 1c penny stock in the hope it rockets to $1!


cohex

Brilliant!


raindog_

Fuck. You are definitely smarter than me - I actually was to fucking stupid to think to do this, and instead pay the annual


sgav89

First time you do it is free too. Using their trial


AltruisticCurtains

Depending on how many trades you have.... I've been good for 2022/2023 (can confirm, boring), but in 2021/2022, I easily exceeded the 20 holdings cap (not at one time, but throughout the year) for the free membership product...


johnwicked4

Is there any reason to sign up for the entire year unless you enjoy looking at your portfolio and it's performance?